Post by Trey Bouchet on May 25, 2020 21:54:49 GMT -5
Newly signed Action Wrestler Trey Bouchet is standing in front of a green screen bearing the CruiserClash logo. He’s dressed in a grey tee shirt and a corduroy blazer. When he speaks it’s with a great deal of enthusiasm.
Trey Bouchet: Wow! What a show! CruiserClash certainly delivered the goods tonight! Never a dull moment inside or out of the ring. Props to everyone on the roster who made it all possible!
Trey applauds the communal efforts of the CC locker room. He claps for a long time.
Trey Bouchet: I’m gonna leave it to the professionals to do a full and proper recap of the show, and instead focus on what is my area of suplexpertise: Welcome to Trey Bouchet’s Suplay of the Day!!!!!!!
The CruiserClash graphic is replaced with the title he just announced.
Trey Bouchet: This interactive segment allows you to decide which CruiserClash wrestler executed the best suplex on the night. There is no set criteria on voting; you make the decision however you wish! I am here merely here to provide context.
Trey Bouchet: We have two nominees for Suplay of the Day. Not coincidentally, these were the only two suplexes performed at CruiserClash. Seriously! That’s all. You can look it up! A pair of suplexes!! I couldn’t believe it either!! Seems like ‘The Cajun Catapult’ has found his niche. But enough about me: let’s check out our nominees!
The green screen displays footage taken from this week’s CruiserClash:
-Gail sprints towards the Pizza Man, but the Papa John’s employee at his side gets in the way. He delivers a swift forearm to knock him out before chasing after the pizza man, who’s running for a back exit. Gail grabs him just before he can escape, then nails him with a big vertical suplex!
-Alice slides off his back and shoves him towards the turnbuckles. Bob hits them hard and staggers back into the waiting arms of Alice for a big German suplex.
Trey’s shakes his head in sympathy for the viewers.
Trey Bouchet: I don’t envy you guys. Not at all. It’s a very tough call here. It all comes down to degree of difficulty. Is it more impressive that Jeremiah Gail was able to hit a suplex outside a controlled environment or that Alice herked up an opponent nearly seventy pounds heavier than her? I know who I’d give the edge to, but it’s up to you to decide. Who performed Trey Bouchet’s Suplay of the Day? Let your voice be heard and VOTE NOW!!!
Trey Bouchet: Wow! What a show! CruiserClash certainly delivered the goods tonight! Never a dull moment inside or out of the ring. Props to everyone on the roster who made it all possible!
Trey applauds the communal efforts of the CC locker room. He claps for a long time.
Trey Bouchet: I’m gonna leave it to the professionals to do a full and proper recap of the show, and instead focus on what is my area of suplexpertise: Welcome to Trey Bouchet’s Suplay of the Day!!!!!!!
The CruiserClash graphic is replaced with the title he just announced.
Trey Bouchet: This interactive segment allows you to decide which CruiserClash wrestler executed the best suplex on the night. There is no set criteria on voting; you make the decision however you wish! I am here merely here to provide context.
Trey Bouchet: We have two nominees for Suplay of the Day. Not coincidentally, these were the only two suplexes performed at CruiserClash. Seriously! That’s all. You can look it up! A pair of suplexes!! I couldn’t believe it either!! Seems like ‘The Cajun Catapult’ has found his niche. But enough about me: let’s check out our nominees!
The green screen displays footage taken from this week’s CruiserClash:
-Gail sprints towards the Pizza Man, but the Papa John’s employee at his side gets in the way. He delivers a swift forearm to knock him out before chasing after the pizza man, who’s running for a back exit. Gail grabs him just before he can escape, then nails him with a big vertical suplex!
-Alice slides off his back and shoves him towards the turnbuckles. Bob hits them hard and staggers back into the waiting arms of Alice for a big German suplex.
Trey’s shakes his head in sympathy for the viewers.
Trey Bouchet: I don’t envy you guys. Not at all. It’s a very tough call here. It all comes down to degree of difficulty. Is it more impressive that Jeremiah Gail was able to hit a suplex outside a controlled environment or that Alice herked up an opponent nearly seventy pounds heavier than her? I know who I’d give the edge to, but it’s up to you to decide. Who performed Trey Bouchet’s Suplay of the Day? Let your voice be heard and VOTE NOW!!!