Post by JACOB on May 15, 2020 8:56:01 GMT -5
All we see is Jacob. Sat on a steel chair, elbows resting on knees, hands together, fingers clasped. Shia is there also but we do not see him.
Shia: So Jacob, welcome to Action Wrestling.
Jacob: ...
Shia: How do you feel, at the beginning of your wrestling career?
Jacob sighs and gives Shia a pained stare
Jacob: ...
Shia: So according to your bio, you were a former soldier. I think...it's crossed out. You've actually just written "bullshit, fuck the queen"
Jacob: Until she bleeds
Shia: Can you elaborate on this?
Jacob: Yeah
Shia: ....
Jacob: ...
Shia: Please will you?
Jacob: No. It is far beyond your understanding. If I explained it in detail, even summarised it, you'd just have more questions. Considering that after your first question I wanted to kick you in the face, it would be unwise of you.
Shia: I'm sorry? I just want the fans to get the chance to meet you. Letting them learn a little about you.
Jacob: Nah mate. Doubt it. Wrestling fans are fucking dicks. Absolute bellends. I'm not gonna sit here on stage and shove exposition down their throats. What they need to know, they will know. Until then, they, and you, can fuck off.
Shia: So...have you had the chance to look at some of the other competitors?
Jacob: Yeah actually. That Jay Omega prick. Thinks he's a fucking alien or something. What's he on?
Shia: What's he...on?
Jacob: Well yeah. He sounds like a right cunt. We have guys like Shimura Goro, an actual fucking fighter, then we have intergalactic star trekking across the universe Omega. Live long and fuck off ya weirdo.
Shia: Okay, do you think you'll be calling him out in the near future?
Jacob: No. Why would I? Goro maybe. That would be fun.
Shia: Anyone else?
Jacob: Nah, looked at those guys and got bored to be honest.
Shia: Well thank you for your time today. Are you looking forward to your first match?
Jacob: Yeah
Shia: ...well again thanks for your time.
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