Havoc Rumble
Adilene Floyd: Its time for the HAVOC RUMBLE!!Adilene Floyd: The match will feature 75 entrants with the first two starting the Havoc Rumble in the ring. Every sixty seconds the next entrant will enter the match. Eliminations occur when a superstar is thrown over the top rope with both feet hitting the floor.Adilene Floyd: The winner will be the last superstar standing and will be officially the #1 contender to Alex Richards' World Heavyweight Championship and will be in the MAAAIIIN EVENT OF EVOLUTION THREE!!Adilene Floyd: Now to introduce the superstar who drew number one.. please welcome to the stage... METALLICA!!A guitar strum hits..
Metallica begins to play Nothing Else Matters
James Hetfield begins to sing
James Hetfield: So close, no matter how faaarrrrr. Couldn't be much more from the hearttttttt forever trusting who we aarreeeee and NOTHING else matters...As he continues singing the ActionTron lights up behind him with an old grainy type film footage. It's a village in the hills where very lowclass poor people are working with horses, iron, wood, and vegetables.
James Hetfield: NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOOOWWWWWWWW BUT I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAs Metallica keeps rocking out to Nothing Else Matters the crowd becomes a buzz as some of the poor villagers from the video are now walking down the ramp. Most of them look like they come straight out of an Assasins Creed video game. They line the ramp..
James Hetfield: SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FARRRRRR COULDNT BE MUCH MORE FROM THE HEAAARRTTTTTTT FOREVER TRUSTING WHO WE AREEEEE nooooooo NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!That's when the ActionTron lights back up and a child around 10 years old is looking off into the distance. His eyes open wide and he turns back towards the village. Metallica is rocking out as hard as the song goes. The kid is running faster and faster... the energy is getting more and more intense
The villagers on the ramp now are looking around but the video faded out and the kid running back to their village is stressing them out..
Metallica fades out slowly and the song is over..
The kid runs out onto the stage a bit frantic. He yells out..
The Kid: HE'S COMING.. HE'S COMING..The Kid looks behind him one last time as a shadowy figure begins to rise up through the stage right next to James Hetfield of Metallica. The kid's eyes open wide as he runs to the villagers on the ramp.
The arena is silent
The Villagers all kneel down and bow.
James Hetfield: ALLL HAIL!!!..James Hetfield: THE KING!!Metallica instantly goes into Creeping Death
A huge spotlight blasts onto the shadowy figure and he's holding the Hardcore Championship over his head
#1 Corey Black
Metallica continues playing as Corey Black walks down the ramp more determined and focused as he's ever been --
Billy: WHOAAA!!! COREY BLACK PULLS THE NUMBER ONE CARD!!Chris Avery: HIS FACE TELLS THE ENTIRE STORY!! COREY BLACK IS NOT HERE TO MESS AROUND!!Corey Black gets into the ring and holds up the Hardcore Championship one more time before handing it off. Metallica fades out
The crowd begins chanting HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT at the entrance and the fact Corey Black is #1 in the biggest fucking Rumble ever
Billy: Oh my god! What a HUGE disadvantage it is to be so early in this years Havoc! I would never want to be in his shoes!Adilene Floyd: Introducing the superstar who pulled entry number two!!Chris Avery: Well, whose it going to be?!MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC -- #2 Hot Shot Wayne Austin
Billy: WHOOOAAA WELLLLL BUSINESS JUST PICKED UP!!Chris Avery: HOW POETIC THAT THE FIRST TWO ENTRIES ARE ONE OF THE HOTTEST HARDCORE RIVALARIES EARLIER THIS YEAR!!Billy: BUT LOOK AT AUSTIN!! HES FIRED UP!! BLACK IS FIRED UP!! THIS IS IT!!Chris Avery: Corey Black at Number one! Hot Shot at Number two!!DING DING DING
Billy: Here we go!! RIGHT HANDS!! RIGHT HANDS!! RIGHT HANDS!!Chris Avery: HE SHOOTS BLACK OFF TO THE ROPES!! HE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT!!Billy: HOT SHOT STUNNER!! NO BLACK SHOVES HIM OFF TO THE ROPES!!Chris Avery: A DISCUS FOREARM AND HOT SHOT GOES DOWN!!Billy: BLACK HAS HIM UP!!Chris Avery: COREY BLACK JUST TOSSED HOT SHOT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Billy: HOT SHOT IS ELIMINATED!! BLACK JUST THREW HIM OUT!!Corey Black faces the hardcam and puts up one finger.
Chris Avery: Good God! Black is more focused than ever! Here comes that countdown!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Master of Puppets by Metallica - #3 Rick Mad
Billy: Ohhh!!! This should be good!! Two WCF legends in the ring at the same time!!Chris Avery: What is this?! 2003?!Billy: Mad is in the ring! Here we go!! Black shoots him off to the ropes!!Chris Avery: Black bends down!! MAD HAS HIM!! HE HIT IT!! MAD DDT!! MAD DDT!!Billy: OH MY GOD RICK MAD IS HAPPY AS CAN BE!!Chris Avery: WAIT LOOK BEHIND HIM?!! COREY BLACK JUST STOOD UP?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!Billy: MAD TURN AROUND!! BLACK JUST NO-SOLD THE MAD DDT!!Chris Avery: BLACK JUST TOSSED RICK MAD OVER THE TOP ROPE!! MAD IS OUT!! MAD IS ELIMINATED!!Corey Black faces the hardcam and puts up two fingers
Billy: My god!! This is a totally different Corey Black than we've ever seen!Chris Avery: Heres the countdown!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- There is no music. Just silence. - #4 ElimiNATEr
Chris Avery: Here comes Nate!Billy: He's in the ring! He goes for a clothesline!Chris Avery: BLACK DUCKS AND JUST DUMPS HIM OUT!! HES OVER!!Billy: He's ElimiNATEd!!Corey Black faces the hardcam and puts up three fingers
Chris Avery: Corey Black came in at number one and is just mowing down the competition! The KING of All Wrestlers looking to be the Havoc KING tonight!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- "Radio Gaga" by Queen - #5 Azurine Vebbins
Billy: The Adorkable Angel! Here comes Vebbins!Chris Avery: Black meets her in the middle of the ring with kicks and strikes! She blocks em and hits a spinkick sending Corey Black down!Billy: Black is up! And a tornado DDT from Vebbins! She puts Corey Black down on the canvas!!Chris Avery: Wow!! She's got Black reeling!! Vebbins is trying to work Black on the top rope!! He's fighting out of it!Billy: Black elbows her back! Vebbins goes for a clothesline, but Black does it!! He just superkicked her and she goes down!!Chris Avery: Theres the countdown clock! So Vebbins is still in, Corey Black is standing up.. Who is next?!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- "Electric Worry" by Clutch - #6 WALTER
Billy: SHITFIRE!!! HERE WE GO!! LOOK AT COREY BLACKS EYES!!Chris Avery: WALTER WASTES NO TIME!! HES IN THE RING FACE TO FACE WITH COREY BLACK!Billy: WHY IS COREY SMILING?!!? WAIT LOOK OUT!!Chris Avery: WHERE DID KAIJU COLLINS AND FPV COME FROM!! THEYRE ATTACKING WALTER!!Billy: THEYRE NOT EVEN OUT HERE YET!! THEY'RE DRAGGING WALTER UNDER THE RING!! WHAT IS GOING ON!? COREY BLACK PUT THIS TOGETHER DIDNT HE?!Chris Avery: WALTER WENT UNDER THE ROPES!! HES NOT ELIMINATED.. BUT FRANK AND COLLINS ARE JUST DROPPING HAYMAKERS AT WALTER!! THEYRE RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US!!Billy: BLACK HAS A CHAIR!!Chris Avery: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY HE JUST HIT WALTER IN THE HEAD AND IT DIDNT DO A GOD DAMN THING!!Billy: WALTER JUST SHOVED BLACK BACK!! FRANK GOES DOWN!!Chris Avery: OH MY GOD LOOK OUT!!Billy: WALTER JUST CHOKESLAMMED KAIJU COLLINS ON THE GUARDRAIL!! HE MIGHT BE BROKEN IN HALF!!Chris Avery: SUPERKICK FROM FRANK!! A SECOND SUPERKICK FROM FRANK!! WALTER IS REELING!!Billy: A CHAIR SHOT!! AND ANOTHER GOD DAMN CHAIR SHOT!!Chris Avery: OMG BLACK JUST PICKED UP WALTER ON HIS SHOULDERS!! THIS COULD BE IT!!Billy: FRANK JUST SAT THE CHAIR UP.. HES NOT.. OH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: BURNING HAMMER ON THE CHAIR!! OH MY GOD!! COREY BLACK JUST DESTROYED WALTER!!Billy: COREY BLACK IS STANDING OVER WALTERS BODY RIGHT HERE FRONT OF US WITH HIS FISTS IN THE AIR!!Corey yells out "LONNGGGG LIVEEEE THE KINGG!!"
Officials are making FPV leave the ringside area who is also celebrating. Kaiju Collins looks dead and I dont give a fuck about it anyway. Walter is out cold on the outside in front of the announcers table not eliminated.--
Chris Avery: The countdown clock is on!! Corey is rolling back into the ring!! Who is number 7?!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Lamento Della Ninfo by Montaverdi - #7 The Papa John's Pizza Man
Chris Avery: Here comes Pizza Man who just had an entertaining match with Corey Black two weeks ago at Higher Ground!Billy: He ducks Blacks clothesline and hits a clothesline of his own on Auzurine Vebbins!Chris Avery: He just bulldogged Corey Black down!! Turn around!!Billy: Vebbins with a dropkick! Pizza Man is in the corner now!!Chris Avery: Vebbins is getting a running start!! OH LOOK OUT!!Billy: COREY BLACK JUST THREW VEBBINS RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!! VEBBINS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!Chris Avery: Thats four eliminations for Corey Black!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- A MAN YELLS OUT "FUCK YOU" - CROWD GOES APE SHIT
Billy: OH MY GOD!! CAN IT BE?!#8 Petrov
Chris Avery: OHH HELL YEAH!! PETROV IN THE HOUSE!!Billy: HES GOING RIGHT AFTER COREY BLACK WITH A LARIAT!!Chris Avery: SWEET POWERSLAM ON PIZZA MAN!!Billy: LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!! THEY LOVE PETROV!!Chris Avery: WHO DOESNT LOVE A HALF CYBORG COMPUTER THINGY WRESTLER THAT CAN LITERALLY ONLY EXIST IN TEXT AND IN NO WAY CAN HAPPEN IN THE REAL WORLD!Billy: A huge running clothesline on Corey Black in the corner!! He turns around!! Another running clothesline on Pizza Man in the corner!! Petrov came to play!!Chris Avery: Wow, 60 seconds flies by!! Who is #9!?BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Me Against The World by Simple Plan - #9 Scott Slayer
Billy: Wow!! Look whose back!! Back again!! It's Scott Slayer!!Chris Avery: He goes right after Petrov!! What an enziguri!! PETROV REELS BACK!!Billy: PIZZA MAN WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!! PETROV UP AND OVER AND HES ELIMINATED!!Chris Avery: CHALK THE ASSIST UP TO SLAYER BUT PIZZA MAN DUMPS PETROV OUTBilly: Slayer working on Pizza Man now!! COREY BLACK JUST PUT SLAYER OVER THE TOP ROPE!Chris Avery: SLAYER HANGS ON THOUGH!! HES ON THE APRON!! AND JUST GETS BACK INTO THE RING!! YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL IN THIS TYPE OF MATCH UP!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Madness in Me - Skillet - #10 Derrick Vayden
Billy: HERE COMES A HEAVY FAVORITE!! DERRICK VAYDEN IN THE HOUSE!!Chris Avery: HE ALSO WASTES NO TIME!! I LOVE THE ENERGY!! HE HITS A CROSSBODY ON COREY BLACK!!Billy: A CLOTHESLINE ON PIZZA MAN!!Chris Avery: DUCKS UNDER SLAYERS CLOTHESLINE AND HE JUST HIT A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!Billy: DERRICK VAYDEN PUTTING THESE GUYS DOWN LIKE MIKE VICK DID WITH DOGS WHO LOST FIGHTS!!Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST BILLY.Billy: VAYDEN HAS SLAYER IN THE CORNER AND IS TRYING TO LIFT HIM UP!!Chris Avery: HERE COMES PIZZA MAN!! BUT VAYDEN BACK KICKS AND THROWS PIZZA MAN DOWN!!Billy: SLAYER CLIMBS UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!Chris Avery: HUGE DROPKICK FROM VAYDEN!! SLAYER FALLS DOWN AAANNDD HES OUT!! VAYDEN ELIMINATES SCOTT SLAYER!!BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZ
Devil (Overture) by Michael Markie -- #11 Corey Bull
Billy: OHHH SHIT!! THE HATEBRINGER IS ON HIS WAY TO THE RING!!Chris Avery: HES IN THERE.. AND VAYDEN ISNT BACKING DOWN!!Billy: SHOTS FROM VAYDEN!! BULL JUST EATS THEM!! BULL GRABS VAYDEN BY THE THROAT!!Chris Avery: HE LIFTS HIM UP!! BUT KICKS FROM BLACK!! COREY BLACK IS KICKING THE LEGS OF BULL!!Billy: Vayden and Black are trying to suplex Corey Bull!!Chris Avery: BULL JUST SUPLEXED BOTH OF THEM WITH EASE!!Billy: Pizza Man is up!! AND BULL JUST SLAMMED HIM DOWN WITH A THUNDEROUS SPINEBUSTER!!Chris Avery: The Hatebringer standing tall in the ring now!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- No Music - #12 Phoen--
Billy: Phoenix LeStran WAIT A MINUTE WHO IS THAT?!Chris Avery: KENNEDY MATTHEWS JUST HIT HER FROM BEHIND!! SHE PICKS UP PHOENIX AND THROWS HER INTO THE RAILING!! KENNEDY MATTHEWS JUST TOOK HER SPOT!!--#12 Kennedy Matthews--
Billy: Shes in the ring and ducks Bulls big boot and she just hit a crossbody on Pizza Man!!Chris Avery: Bull has her now by the hair!! Wait theres Corey Black!! Black hitting forearms on Bull! Kennedy hitting forearms on Bull as well!! NOW VAYDEN HAS JOINED THEM!! THEYRE BEATING BULL DOWN!!Billy: Not a bad strategy!! Get the biggest man out!!Chris Avery: They got him down in the corner!! BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Real Raw By Craig Mack -- #13 John Black
Chris Avery: Making his debut!! Here comes Mr. Underground!!Billy: Wow what a German Suplex on Derrick Vayden by John Black!!Chris Avery: Pizza Man goes for a clothesline, but John Black ducks!! John Black hits BLACKA JACKA on Pizza Man!!Billy: Kennedy Matthews is kicked!! AND STUNNER FROM JOHN BLACK!!Chris Avery: WOW!! JOHN BLACK MAKING A STRONG DEBUT!! Now hes stomping on Corey Bull!! Damn, what a debut for John Black!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- "Blood" - In This Moment -- #14 Bonnie Blue
Chris Avery: WHOAAA BONNIE BLUE ENTERS THE HAVOC RUMBLE!!Billy: THE ORIGINAL GUARDIAN!! HERE SHE COMES!! A SPINNING HEEL KICK ON KENNEDY MATTHEWS!!Chris Avery: A BICYCLE KNEE ON DERRICK VAYDEN!! AND A BICYCLE KICK TO HIS FACE AND HE GOES DOWN!!Billy: WHOA LOOK AT THIS!! BONNIE BLUE AND COREY BLACK GO FACE TO FACE!!Chris Avery: I GOT GOOSEBUMPS!! THIS IS AWESOME!!Billy: Wait!! John Black shoves Corey Black out of the way and talks shit but BONNIE JUST HIT A SPINNING KICK KNOCKING HIS DAMN HEAD OFF!!Chris Avery: SHE PICKS HIM UP!!Billy: BONNIE BLUE JUST ELIMINATED JOHN BLACK!!Chris Avery: COREY BLACK AND BONNIE GO BACK TO FACING OFF!! COME ON!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- "Rage 25/8" by Z Mann Zilla -- #15 Raging Dead
Chris Avery: FULL SPEED DOWN THE RAMP HERE COMES RAGING DEAD!!Billy: Black shoves Bonnie out of the way and RAGING DEAD WITH A SPEAR ON COREY BLACK!!Chris Avery: BONNIE TURNS AROUND AND RAGING DEAD JUST HIT SKULL CRUSHER!!Billy: KENNEDY MATTHEWS IS UP AND A SUPERKICK FROM RAGING DEAD TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!Chris Avery: RAGING DEAD IS GOING CRAZY!!Billy: BULL IS UP BUT RAGING DEAD HITS A SPEAR IN THE CORNER!! COREY BULL STUMBLES OUT!!Chris Avery: TWENTYFIVEEIGHT AND BULL GOES DOWN!! RAGING DEAD STANDS STRONG ABOVE THE COMPETITION!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour -- #16 Carnivore
Chris Avery: CARNIVORE IS ON HIS WAY TO THE RING AND HES GOING STRAIGHT TO RAGING DEAD!!Billy: RAGING DEAD AND CARNIVORE ARE TRADING BLOWS!! FORMER TAG TEAM PARTNERS AND I THINK THEY DONT CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER ANYMORE BY THE LOOKS OF IT!!Chris Avery: LOOK AT THE HAYMAKERS THEY'RE THROWING AT EACH OTHER! MY GOD! NO LOVE LOST BETWEEN THESE TWO!Billy: Corey Black has Kennedy Matthews in the corner on the turnbuckles!!Chris Avery: Bull has Vayden in another corner on the turnbuckles too!! Vayden might be going over!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- "Pretendo" Swishr f/ Kaptin -- #17 Geri Vayden
Billy: Oh here we go!! Miller.. well, the fiance of Derrick Vayden, I should say Geri Vayden is on the way to the ring!! And she's going right after Bull!!Chris Avery: She saves Vayden off the ropes!! They whip Bull to the ropes and hit a double back body drop!!Billy: Bonnie goes for a spin kick!! But Geri ducks and Vayden hits a flatliner!!Chris Avery: They whip Corey Black into the corner and hit running back to back clotheslines!!Billy: Kennedy Matthews stumbles up and they suplex her into on the canvas!!Chris Avery: The Vaydens standing strong!! OHHHH here we go!! Raging Dead wants some!!Billy: Raging Dead and Derrick Vayden! That's a rivalry I can get back into!!Chris Avery: Raging Dead stands in front of Derrick Vayden and Geri Vayden.. I think they're going to get it on!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- "Rage 25/8" by Z Mann Zilla -- #18 Sara Pettis
Billy: Whoa!! Here comes the wife of Raging Dead!! And she slides right in next to Raging Dead!!Chris Avery: LETS SEE THIS COUPLE-CAT FIGHT!!Billy: Wait a minute... They're nodding!!Chris Avery: THE FOUR OF THEM JUST WENT BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING?! THE VAYDENS!? THE DEADS?! THEY'RE CREATING A FOURSOME TEAM!?Billy: THEY'RE FIGHTING OFF EVERYONE AROUND THEM!!Chris Avery: A RAGING DEAD SPEAR ON PIZZA MAN!!Billy: PIZZA MAN IS UP AND LOOK OUT!! SARA PETTIS JUST CLOTHESLINED PIZZA MAN UP AND OVER AND HES ELIMINATED!!Chris Avery: SHE HAS AN ELIMINATION?! OH MY!! WELCOME TO ACTION WRESTLING SARA PETTIS!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- “Carnivore” by Starset -- #19 Damian Kaine
Billy: Here comes a former Television Champion! Kaine hits the ring!!Chris Avery: Instantly breaking up the couples retreat!! Down goes Raging Dead! Down goes Sara!! Down goes Geri!!Billy: Vayden with a full head of steam! OH KAINE JUST BACK BODY DROPPED HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Chris Avery: VAYDENS ON THE APRON!!Billy: HE FIGHTS OFF KAINE!! BUT KAINE WITH A DROPKICK!!Chris Avery: VAYDEN FALLS OFF THE APRON!!Billy: OH MY GOD!! LOOK WHO HAS HIM!? RAGING DEAD JUST DROVE THROUGH THE ROPES TO GRAB THE WAIST BAND OF VAYDEN!! HE HAS VAYDEN IN HIS GRASP AND VAYDEN IS HANGING OFF THE APRON!!Chris Avery: SARA AND GERI ARE PULLING RAGING DEAD BACK IN!! HOW DID RAGING DEAD CATCH HIM!?Billy: THEY PULL HIM BACK IN!! MY GOD!! TALK ABOUT NEEDING A LITTLE HELP FROM YOUR FRIENDS!! VAYDEN IS NOT ELIMINATED!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- All Time Low — Dear Maria, Count Me In -- #20 Olive Adler
Billy: One half of the Tag Team Champions!! Here comes Olive Adler!!Chris Avery: Shes going after Vayden and Geri!! Olive knows they're going to want a rematch at those Tag Team Championships!!Billy: Olive's eye on the prize is going to Evolution 3 as the #1 contender to the World Championship if you ask me!Chris Avery: Raging Dead grabs Olive and throws her in the corner though!! Sara with a running body splash on Olive!! They're taking care of the Tag Team Champion now!!Billy: The Havoc Rumble getting major now!!Chris Avery: Corey Black is stomping on Corey Bull in the corner!! Bonnie Blue and Kennedy Matthews are trading blows in another corner!! The ring is filling up!!Billy: Theres the countdown.. who do we got next?! Number 21 on the way!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Thrill Switch -- #21 Gabriel
Chris Avery: What a young superstar this is!! Gabriel making his way down to the ring! Get ready for AIR FLIGHT!!Billy: HE SPRINGBOARDS IN AND TAKES DOWN RAGING DEAD AND SARA PETTIS!!Chris Avery: HE SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOWS VAYDEN AND GERI!!Billy: A FLYING HEADSCISSSOR ON KENNEDY MATTHEWS!!Chris Avery: AND A LEG DROP TO FOLLOW UP!! GABRIEL MAKING A STRONG STATEMENT HERE!!Billy: Now he goes after Bonnie!! Gotta love the guts!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- “U Mad” by Vic Mensa -- #22 Cassidy Adler
Chris Avery: Here comes the other half of the Tag Team Champions!! Olive has help!! Here comes Cassidy!Billy: Whats he doing?! He just darted for the bottom turnbuckle?! HES HANGING ON TO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE?! IS HE EVEN GOING TO TRY AND WRESTLE?!Chris Avery: Olive just noticed and she's shaking her head. Oh man! Olive isn't happy about that!!Billy: Corey Bull is up!! He grabs Kennedy Matthews and chokeslams her down!!Chris Avery: Bonnie and Corey Black are now fighting it out in the corner!!Billy: BULL JUST DUMPED COREY BLACK AND BONNIE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Chris Avery: Bonnie and Black landed on the apron!!Billy: Bonnie with a kick and Black springboards back in but BULL CATCHES HIM!!Chris Avery: Bonnie springboards in and takes them both down!!Billy: Action everywhere!! Theres the countdown!! Whose coming next!?BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- “The Warmth” by Incubus -- #23 QDT
Chris Avery: WELLLLLLL BUSINESS JUST PICKED UP!! HERE COMES LAST YEARS ELIMINATION RECORD BREAKER QDT!!Billy: He hits the ring!! He ducks Raging clothesline and hits a neck breaker!!Chris Avery: He side steps a clothesline and hits a cutter on Kennedy Matthews!!Billy: Sara Pettis comes a runnin'!!Chris Avery: BACK BODY DROPPED!! SHES OUT!!Billy: OH MY GOD!! QDT JUST ELIMINATED PETTIS!!Chris Avery: Geri comes running and HE FLIPS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Billy: AND GERI VAYDEN IS ELIMINATED!!Chris Avery: DERRICK VAYDEN JUST NOTICED!! HES FURIOUS!! HE CHARGES AT QDT!!Billy: QDT DUCKS AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX ON VAYDEN!!Chris Avery: Gabriel is up and QDT CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TOO!!Billy: OH WAIT Gabriel is saved on the apron!! He goes to springboard up AND NO!! QDT SHOVES HIM BACK AND GABRIEL IS OUT!!Chris Avery: QDT now going after Olive Adler!! Man!! QDT IS ON FIRE!!BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ -- Goldbergs shitty fucking music..
Billy: WHAT?!! HAHAH!! YES!!!#24 Bishop
Chris Avery: THE FORMER MULTI-TIME TELEVISION CHAMPION!! HES BACK!! REMEMBER LAST YEAR?!!? HE RAN DOWN THE RAMP AND TRIPPED AND FELL AND HIT THE APRON!!Billy: HE DOESNT WANT TO REPEAT THAT MISTAKE!!Chris Avery: He walked to the ring this time!! These fans are cheering for him!! Thank god he didn't trip and fall!!Billy: Hes climbing up the steps to get in to the ROH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA DID HE JUST TRIP ON THE STEP AND FALL OFF THE APRON?! WHAT A GOOB!!Billy: HE DID IT AGAIN!?!?! BISHOP JUST FELL OFF THE FINAL STEP ONTO THE APRON AND FELL OFF THE RING FOLKS I CANT MAKE THIS UP IM DYING!!Chris Avery: I CANT I CANT I CANT I CANT!! I CANT BREATHEBilly: Bishop slides in!! QDT WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND BISHOP IS OUT!! BISHOP IS ELIMINATED JUST LIKE THAT!! OH MY GOD WHAT A DORK!Chris Avery: QDT turns around and Black has him up on his shoulders and drops him with a Death Valley Driver!! Corey Black now in control!!Billy: Theres the countdown clock!! Here we go again!! My god this is just flying by!!BUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ -- ACDC Back In Black
Chris Avery: Uhhh who is this?!Billy: WHOOAAAA ITS JACK BLACK FROM JUMANJI?!#25 Jack Black
Chris Avery: HE WON THAT HOLLYWOOD HAVOC AND NOW HES IN THE HAVOC RUMBLE?!Billy: Jack Black getting into the ring!! WAIT FROM BEHIND!! BULL JUST KNOCKED COREY BLACK DOWN!!Chris Avery: JACK BLACK IS IN THE RING AND COREY BULL DOESNT LOOK HAPPY HES HERE!!Billy: COREY BULL GRABS JACK BLACK BY THE THROAT!!Jack Black: DOOODUUUDODO UUEUEUEWWEEEE DOOOBYDOOBYDOBDOOOOOO
Chris Avery: BULL JUST CHOKESLAMED JACK BLACK OVER THE TOP ROPEBilly: Bull turns around and is now working on Corey Black in the corner!! God, theres action everywhere!! Cassidy is still in the corner huddled up with Olive defending him! This is insane!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ
Billy: .. What is happening here?!Tawny is on the stage with a microphone: Now is the moment you've all been waiting for!!
Chris Avery: OH MAN!! BLUE CHAVO IS NEXT!! LOOK AT QDT!! HES SITTING UP AND HIS EYES ARE GLUED TO THE STAAGE!!Tawny: With great pleasure I present to all of you Mr. Chavo Blue!!
Familiar music hits...
#26 Ryan Elias
Billy: WHOAAA RYAN ELIAS!!! HES BACK!! HE WAS BLUE CHAVO THIS ENTIRE TIME?!Chris Avery: QDT JUST EXITED THE RING UNDER THE ROPES!! HE MEETS ELIAS ON THE RAMP AND THEY'RE GOING AT IT!!! QDT AND ELIAS!! BRAWLING ON THE RAMP!!Billy: Bonnie and Kaine are going at it now in the ring!! Kaine ducks and Bonnie hits a superkick!! She hits a snap suplex!!Chris Avery: NICE Suplex!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Moriah Rose Pereira (ThatPoppy) -- #27 Rain
Billy: Another superstar from the Cruiserweight Division!! Here comes Rain!!Chris Avery: She goes right after Bull!! Im not sure thats very smart!!Billy: Bull just grabbed her and threw her right over the top rope!! Big yikes!! Bull eliminated Rain!!Chris Avery: Corey Bull is not one to just sneak up on and attack!!Billy: Vayden and Raging Dead teaming up on Bull now!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Moriah Rose Pereira (ThatPoppy) -- #28 Kagura Yamamoto
Billy: Here comes the STRONG QUEEN, Yamamoto!!Chris Avery: A nice belly to belly suplex on Bonnie!!Billy: What a kick on Kaine!!Chris Avery: sweet kick on Kennedy!!Billy: SHES TRYING TO GERMAN SUPLEX COREY BULL!?Chris Avery: She can't do it!! Bull fights out of it and whips her to the ropes!!Billy: She comes back and grabs Bull!! SHE LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS!!Chris Avery: OH MY GOD SHE JUST PUT BULL OVER THE TOP ROPE!! THE STRONG QUEEN HAS DONE IT!!Billy: NOOO BULL IS ON THE APRON!!Chris Avery: Bull rolls back in!Billy: She just got taken down by a Vayden clothesline!! Wow the strength of the Strong Queen, WOW I love that!Chris Avery: Calm down Billy!! WHOA LOOK OUT!! ELIAS AND QDT ARE RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US NOW!!Billy: Elias rolls QDT into the ring!!Chris Avery: ELIAS PICKS QDT UP AND HITS A DDT!! ELIAS JUST DROPPED QDT!!Billy: LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND!! COREY BLACK GRABBED ELIAS AND JUST DUMPED HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Chris Avery: ELIAS IS ELIMINATED!! HES FURIOUS!!Billy: Thats FIVE eliminations for Corey Black!! 4 for QDT by the way, Bull has 2!!Chris Avery: Whats Elias doing?! He's dragging QDT out of the ring.. AND HE JUST THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!Billy: ELIAS MAKING SURE QDT MAY NEVER WALK AGAIN WITH THAT ONE!! GOD DAMN!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Dance With The Dead by Kickstart My Heart REMIX -- #29 Teo Blaze
Billy: HERE COMES TEO BLAZE!!Chris Avery: HE DUCKS UNDER A COREY BULL CLOTHESLINE AND A BLAZING KNEE ON DAMIAN KAINE AND HE JUST SENT HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Billy: KAINE IS ELIMINATED!!Chris Avery: Teo is up!! He ducks Carnivores attack and Carnivore is over the top rope!! Teo Blaze just eliminated Carnivore!!Billy: Bull picks up Bonnie and whips her into the corner!! TEO HITS A BLAZING KNEE ON BONNIE!!Chris Avery: WHAT A WEIRD ALLEGIANCE ALL OF A SUDDEN!? BULL PICKS UP COREY BLACK AND A BLAZING KNEE ON COREY BLACK!!Billy: RAGING DEAD AND VAYDEN ARE UP!! COREY BULL HITS A CHOKESLAM ON RAGING DEAD!! TEO HITS A SUPERKICK ON VAYDEN!! HE REELS BACK!!Chris Avery: BLAZING KNEE ON VAYDEN!! AND OH MY GOD HE WENT OVER!!Billy: VAYDEN IS ON THE APRON!! VAYDEN IS ON THE APRON!!Chris Avery: TEO WITH A RUNNING STRIKE!! AND KNOCKS VAYDEN OFF!!Billy: VAYDEN IS OU..Chris Avery: WHO THE HELL?!Billy: IDRIS VEGA JUST CAUGHT VAYDEN!! THATS FLOP!!! FLOP I MEAN VEGA.. JUST CAUGHT VAYDEN LIKE A BABY!!Chris Avery: VAYDEN IS JUST AS SHOCKED AS WE ARE!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM?!Billy: VEGA JUST KISSED VAYDEN ON THE CHEEK AND ROLLED HIM BACK INTO THE RING!! WHAT THE HELL?!Chris Avery: Yamamoto charges at Vayden!! HE FLIPS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SHES OUT!! VAYDEN JUST ELIMINATED YAMAMOTO!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- In the House, In a Heartbeat by William Morris -- #30 James Nightingale
Billy: Here comes The Angel of Death!! James Nightingale just entered his first Havoc Rumble!!Chris Avery: Nightingale is going after Corey Black!! I love it!! Go for the KING!!Billy: Nightingale just picked up Black and dropped him with an F5!!Chris Avery: Thats Raging Dead and Vayden teaming up on QDT in the corner!! Of course we remember the Vayden/QDT/Raging Dead rivalries in the Cruiser Division!!Billy: Corey Black entered at number 1 and he's still in this!! As is Walter who entered number 6 and he's still out cold here in front of us on this chair!!Chris Avery: Vayden, Bull, Kennedy Matthews, you have the Adlers bowing down in the corner!! QDT, Teo and Nightingale in the ring right now!Billy: Don't forget Raging Dead and Bonnie Blue still in as well!!Chris Avery: Theres the countdown!! Who is next?! Who enters at #31?!BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Spotlight hits the stage and out walks Chet Dakota
Chris Avery: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?A shadowy figure walks up behind him and clubs him from behind!!--
The ActionTron lights up "THIS IS A FEATURE PRESENTATION OF DISASTERPIECE THEATRE"
Billy: WHOA?! WHO IS IT !?The figure steps into the spotlight
Chris Avery: WHOOOAAAA!!!! NO WAY!!#31 Dionysus
Billy: DIONYSUS WAS DISASTERPIECE THEATRE THIS WHOLE TIME?!!? I LOVE IT!! OUR ROAD AGENT IS BACK ON THE ROSTER!!Chris Avery: Dion hits the ring!! He's going to town on these superstars!!Billy: A sweet deep six on Teo Blaze!!Chris Avery: Dion hits a belly to belly on Bull!!Billy: Dionysus is BACK in a ring!! I LOVE IT!!Chris Avery: He was here from the start!! What a return!!BBBBBBBBBUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ -- Marilyn Manson's rendition of “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” -- #32 Crow McMorris
Billy: Here comes CROW!! MAKING HIS HAVOC RUMBLE DEBUT!!Chris Avery: AND HES GOING RIGHT AFTER THE ADLERS!! OLIVE ADLER JUST GOT SIDEWALK SLAMMED DOWN!!Billy: CASSIDY IS SCREAMING BUT CROW IS DRAGGING HIM OUT OF THE CORNER!!Chris Avery: CROW CHOPS HIM!! HE SLAPS HIM!! HE PICKS HIM UP AND DUMPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Billy: HES ON THE APRON!! CROW WITH A HUGE SHOT TO THE HEAD OF CASSIDY!!Chris Avery: CASSIDY IS OUT!! NO!! HE LANDED ON WALTER!!Billy: HE JUST JUMPED TO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!Chris Avery: WHAT THE HELL?! HES STILL IN!!Billy: Crow turns around and throws Olive back down on the mat!!Chris Avery: How is Cassidy going to get back in the ring?! He's just sitting on the spanish announce table!!BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZ -- Generic Rock music - #33 Travis Kelce
Billy: Whoa!! The Superbowl Champion Tight End from the Kansas City Chiefs is here!!Chris Avery: He was part of the Cruiserweight Championship match a few months ago and now he's back in AW in the Havoc Rumble!!Billy: Kelce is in the ring and he's sizing Bull up!! He goes for a shoulder tackle but it does nothing to Bull!!Chris Avery: Kelce hits a shoulder tackle on Crow!! It does nothing to Crow!!Billy: QDT from behind!! KELCE IS OVER THE ROPES!! QDT JUST ELIMINATED TRAVIS KELCE!!Chris Avery: HE GOT REVENGE ON KELCE!! QDT ISN'T PLAYING GAMES TONIGHT!!Billy: Five eliminations for QDT now too!!BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZ -- All Good Girls Go To Hell by Billie Eilish - #34 Estrella Luiz
Billy: We've hit the half way mark and here comes former Television Champion Estrella Luiz!! For what she lacks in size she makes up for in smarts and effort!!Chris Avery: She gets in the ring and goes right after Dionysus!!Billy: She whips Bonnie to the ropes and drop toe holds her!! Kennedy out of nowhere with a back splash on Bonnie!! Estrella jumps up with a leg drop on Bonnie too!!Chris Avery: Kennedy Matthews and Estrella working together?!Billy: Olive is up!! And Estrella hits a leg scissor take down!! Kennedy with a splash!! Vayden with a swanton!! RAGING DEAD WITH A LEG DROP!!Chris Avery: Damn!! Olive isn't looking so good now!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- "With Oden On Our Side" BY: Amon Amarth -- #35 Odin Balfore
Chris Avery: OHHHH SHITT!! BUSINESS.. JUST PICKED UP!!Billy: Odin is in the ring and LOOK OUT ESTRELLA!! CHOKESLAM ON ESTRELLA LUIZ!!Chris Avery: A SIDEWALK SLAM ON RAGING DEAD!!Billy: A CHOKESLAM ON DERRICK VAYDEN!!Chris Avery: ODIN BALFORE JUST BIG BOOTED OLIVE ADLER DOWN!Billy: QDT AND TEO ARE UP!! WAIT!! ODIN JUST CHOKESLAMMED BOTH OF EM STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL!!Chris Avery: DION JUST GOT A SIDEWALK SLAM!! ODIN IS CLEARING HOUSE!!Billy: BONNIE WITH STRIKES!! KICKS!! BUT ODIN JUST SHOVES HER BACK INTO THE CORNER!!Chris Avery: CROW MCMORRIS AND ODIN ARE FACE TO FACE!!Billy: Nightingale from behind on Crow!! Nightingale is throwing strikes on Crow in the corner!!Chris Avery: Theres the countdown!! Who is next!!?BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Ninja from Die Antwoord -- #36 Dandy DiVito
Billy: HERE WE GO!! FORMER WORLD CHAMPION, FORMER UNITED STATES CHAMPION, OWNS THE RECORD FOR LONGEST TIME SPENT IN THE RUMBLE WHEN HE ENTERED AT NUMBER ONE LAST YEAR!Chris Avery: HES GOING RIGHT AFTER ODIN!! YOU KNOW THESE TWO HAVE THEIR ISSUES BACKSTAGE!!Billy: DANDY HITTING STRIKES!! FOREARMS!! ODIN KICKS HIM OFF TO THE ROPES!! DANDY RETURNS WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!Chris Avery: BONNIE FROM BEHIND KNOCKING ODIN DOWN TO A KNEE!! DANDY HITS A DROPKICK TO ODIN!!Billy: BONNIE TAKES DANDY DOWN!! BONNIE NOW STANDING TALL!! SHE HAS HER EYES SET ON DERRICK VAYDEN!!Chris Avery: UH OH!!THE LIGHTS GO OUT
Billy: WHAT THE HELL?!!The lights come back on... and no one is in the ring except WADE MOOR STANDING IN FRONT OF BONNIE BLUE
Chris Avery: WHAT ARE WE SEEING RIGHT NOW?!THE LIGHTS GO BACK OUT
THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON AND EVERYONE IS BACK IN THE RING AS IF THAT DIDNT JUST HAPPEN--
Billy: WAIT FROM BEHIND!! VAYDEN THROWS BONNIE OVER!!Chris Avery: OH MY GOD!! VAYDEN JUST ELIMINATED BONNIE BLUE!!Billy: A HUGE ELIMINATION FOR VAYDEN!! MY GOD!!Chris Avery: I CANT BELIEVE BONNIE IS OUT!! SHE DOESNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- "Fight Like The Devil" By Onlap -- #37 Alex Scott
Chris Avery: Here comes Alex Scott!! The Answer as he's called!!Billy: He goes right after Crow and knocks him down!! He turns around and hits a spinebuster on Olive Adler!!Chris Avery: Vayden whips Scott to the ropes but Scott hits a tornado DDT on Vayden!!Billy: Wow!! Scott is feeling it tonight!! Raging Dead goes for a spear but Scott leaps over!!Chris Avery: POWERSLAM from Scott on Raging Dead!!Billy: CROW SENDS SCOTT DOWN WITH A HUGE BOOT!! GOD DAMN!!Chris Avery: Odin and Crow are back in the ring together!! Dandy is up too!!Billy: Wait a minute!? WHO ARE THESE GUYS?!A bunch of men covered in completely black gear hit the ring and start beating down Odin and Crow and Dandy!--
Chris Avery: Those.. THOSE LOOK LIKE GRAYSON WARDS FOLLOWERS?!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- “Awake and Alive” by Skillet -- #38 Grayson Ward
Billy: WELL HERE COMES GRAYSON WARD FLANKED BY MORE FOLLOWERS!! COME ON!! WHATS HE DOING?!Chris Avery: HE HAS DANDY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP AND HE PICKS UP DANDY AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE RAMP!!Billy: GRAYSON IS GETTING INTO THE RING....Chris Avery: HES ORDERING HIS FOLLOWERS TO GET ON THE APRON.. WHATS HE DOING?! IS HE TAKING OFF HIS MASK?!Billy: HE IS TAKING OFF THE MASK.. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD!!!!!Chris Avery: I DONT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING RIGHT NOW!!Billy: KYLE KEMP HAS BEEN GRAYSON WARD THIS ENTIRE TIME?!Chris Avery: LOOK AT ODIN AND CROWS FACE!! LOOK AT TEOS FACE!! NO ONE BELIEVES THIS!?! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!!Billy: KEMP JUST KNEE'D ODIN IN THE HEAD!! KEMP IS ON TOP OF CROW UNLEASHING LEFTS AND RIGHTS!! HES ORDERING THE FOLLOWERS TO PICK UP TEO... THEY HAVE TEO UP!!Chris Avery: KEMP JUST POWERBOMBED TEO BLAZE ON THE MAT!!Billy: I DONT BELIEVE IT!! KYLE KEMP FOOLED US ALL!! ODIN IS LIFTED UP BY THE FOLLOWERS ON HTE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! ODIN HAS NOT BEEN ELIMINATED!! WHAT IS KEMP DOING!! HE HAS A CHAIR..Chris Avery: KEMP JUST NAILED ODIN OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!Billy: MY GOD!! KYLE KEMP IS UNLEASHED!! WAIT.. HES LOOKING OVER HERE!!Chris Avery: HES ORDERING THE FOLLOWERS TO GRAB WALTER!!Billy: THEY HAVE WALTER UP!! THEY PICK HIM UP!! WHAT IS KEMP DOING?!Chris Avery: KEMP HAS WALTER ON HIS SHOULDERS... AND OH MY GODDD LOOK OUT!!Billy: KEMP JUST POWERBOMBED WALTER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST!! KYLE KEMP IS OUT OF CONTROL!!Billy: THE FOLLOWERS JUST THREW CASSIDY BACK INTO THE RING!! HE DIDNT TOUCH THE FLOOR!! HOW IS HE SURVIVING?!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Cape Horn – Celtica Pipes Rock! -- #39 Cormack MacNeill
Billy: Here comes The Big Mac! A superstar from WCF's past, well hes here in AW to cause damage!!Chris Avery: He clotheslines Raging Dead!! A back breaker on Kennedy Matthews!!Billy: Cormack hits a back breaker on Corey Bull!! Wow the power!!Chris Avery: OH KEMP FROM BEHIND!! Kemp isn't having any of this momentum from anyone else!! This is Kemps Rumble now!!Billy: Kemp just hit a curb stomp on Cormack!! Damn!!Chris Avery: My god!! The ring is filling up!!Billy: Heres the countdown!! Who is coming at Number 40?!BUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZ -- NEEEYYYYYHEHHEHEHEYYYYYYYYYYY
Chris Avery: WHAT?!#40 Derrick The Goat
Billy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! A GOD DAMN GOAT IS IN THE HAVOC RUMBLE?!Legit, Derrick The Goat walks down the ramp and up the steps and into the ring.[/b][/font]
Chris Avery: I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING. IM DONE. I RETIRE. THIS IS INSANE!!Billy: Kemp isn't laughing!! He's not smiling!! OHHH ODIN FROM BEHIND ON KEMP!!Chris Avery: The Goat is looking around to RAAAAM someone!!Billy: VAYDEN JUST PICKED UP THE GOAT AND PUT HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE ON THE APRON!! FOR SAFETY I ASSUME!!Chris Avery: Hes telling the Goat to get out of here!! He's telling the Goat he has to go!!Billy: He just rammed Vayden in the knee!!Chris Avery: AND VAYDEN FIRES BACK WITH A KICK AND KNOCKS THE GOAT OFF THE APRON!! VAYDEN ELIMINATED THE GOAT!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- 'blood//water' (Tom Morello mx) by grandson -- #41 Graham Baker
Billy: Here comes The Aviator!! The Television Champion!! Graham Baker!!Chris Avery: Baker and Vayden strike for strike but it's Baker who plants Vayden down with a leg sweep!!Billy: QDT and Baker are going at it now!! I love it!! QDT goes for a dropkick but Baker catches him and goes for a leg submission!!Chris Avery: Crow with a knee to Bakers head sending him down!Billy: Gotta be able to watch your back at all costs in this match!!Chris Avery: Dandy is sliding in now too and Dandy is going at Vayden!! Kennedy Matthews and Estrella are on Nightingale in the corner!! Teo Blaze throwing punches at Corey Bull and we still have Cassidy Adler hanging onto the bottom turnbuckle in the corner!!Billy: The countdown clock is on!! OLIVE JUST GOT CLOTHESLINED BY CROW!! GOD DAMN!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- 'blood//water' (Tom Morello mx) by grandson -- #42 Kancer
Chris Avery: Here comes Kancer!! Yikes what a weird thing to say!! But he's here to make a statement!Billy: He's in the ring and a Shining Wizard on Cormack MacNeill!Chris Avery: HE LIFTS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM OVER THE ROPES!! CORMACK IS ELIMINATED BY KANCER!!Billy: Kancer and Baker are now going at it!! Crow clotheslines both of them right down!!Chris Avery: Estrella is up and has Olive on the ropes!! Trying to throw her over!! Olive is close!! Cassidy gets up and helps Olive stay in the ring!!Billy: Cassidy rushes back to his corner though and grabs a hold of the bottom turnbuckle! Why is he like this?!Chris Avery: At least he helped his sister!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- A LOUD BLAST OF FUCKING PYRO AND SMOKE -- #43 Magic Maddox
Billy: WHOOOAAAA MAGIC IS BACK!!Chris Avery: HE JUST APPEARED IN THE RING!!Billy: AND VAYDEN JUST THREW HIS ASS OUT!! MAGIC IS OUT JUST LIKE THAT!! THANKS TO VAYDEN!!Chris Avery: IM BEING TOLD THATS THE FASTEST ELIMINATION IN HAVOC RUMBLE HISTORY!! MAGIC WAS IN THE RING FOR TWO SECONDS!!Billy: Well Vayden was in the right place at the right time! He has 5 eliminations as well! Corey Black, QDT and Vayden all have 5 each and all three are still in the ring!!Chris Avery: Corey Black has Bull up on his shoulders near the ropes!! Billy: Bull fighting out of it!! Black has to let go!! BULL WITH A CHARGE!!Chris Avery: HE JUST CLOTHESLINED BLACK OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Billy: BLACK IS ON THE APRON!!Chris Avery: BULL TURNS AROUND AND BLACK SHOOTS IN WITH SPEAR KNOCKING BULL DOWN!!Billy: That was close!! Vayden and Estrella are teaming up on the Adlers in the corner!! Well they're trying to kick at Cassidy even!!BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
--Alright by Kendrick Lamar -- #44 KOS
Billy: HERE COMES KOS!! KOS AND CROW ARE NOW IN THE RING TOGETHER!!Chris Avery: KOS SLIDES IN!! A leg lariat on Baker!!Billy: A crossbody on Raging Dead and Vayden at the same time!!Chris Avery: He charges again and Crow flips him up in the air and OH HE LANDS ON KANCER!!Billy: THE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ARE CLEANING HOUSE!!Chris Avery: Corey Black is up and goes for a lariat but KOS ducks and Crow picks him up for a chokeslam and KOS hits a backstabber on the way down!!Billy: What a god damn combo that was!!Chris Avery: QDT and Estrella are trading kicks in the middle of the ring now but CROW just clotheslines both of them down!!Billy: Nightingale out of nowhere with a leg chop sending Crow down to a knee and he just hit a shotgot blast dropkick sending Crow back!!Chris Avery: KOS is up but the countdown clock is running down!!BBBUUUUUZZZZZ -- Hollywood Undead - "Hear Me Now" -- #45 Roy Speede
Billy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HERE WE GO!!!Chris Avery: WE HEARD HE MIGHT BE HERE!! HES HERE!! THE FIRST TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION WE EVER HAD!! THE HALL OF FAMER!! ROY SPEEDE IS IN THE HOUSE!!Billy: KOS AND SPEEDE GOING FACE TO FACE!! SHADES OF TWO YEARS AGO WHEN THESE TWO WENT AT IT FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! RIGHT HANDS!! RIGHT HANDS!!Chris Avery: KOS SHOOTS SPEEDE OFF TO THE ROPES!!Billy: DANDY KNOCKS KOS DOWN!! HE AND SPEEDE START TRADING RIGHT HANDS!! DANDY AND SPEEDE!! DANDY AND SPEEDE! THESE TWO HAVE A MATCH AT EVOLUTION 3 ALREADY BUT BOTH TONIGHT WANT TO MAIN EVENT FOR THE WORLD TITLE AS WELL!!Chris Avery: SPEEDE GOES FOR A PELE KICK BUT DANDY CATCHES HIM!! HE PUTS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Billy: SPEEDE IS ON THE APRON!! HE KICKS DANDY BACK!!Chris Avery: A PHENOMENAL FOREARM TO DANDY!!!!Billy: Crow picks up Speede but Speede hits a tornado DDT out of it!!Chris Avery: Kemp picks up Speede but Speede hits a pele kick sending Kemp back down!!Billy: Dionysus is up and goes for a clothesline but Speede flips him over the top rope!! Dionysus is eliminated!!Chris Avery: We're ready for our next entrant!! The ring is full.. who else joins the Havoc Rumble?!BBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Billy: WELLLLLL HOLY SHIT!!- Billie Eilish - "bad guy" -- #46 Lissie Hope
Chris Avery: HERE COMES LISSIE HOPE AND SHE LOOKS AS FOCUSED AS I'VE EVER SEEN!!Billy: TEO AND BULL ARE WAITING FOR HER!!Chris Avery: SHE DUCKS UNDER THEIR CLOTHESLINES AND COMES BACK WITH A SPEAR ON BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME!!Billy: KENNEDY MATTHEWS CHARGES AT LISSIE HOPE AND SHE BACK BODY DROPS HER OVER!!Chris Avery: SHE JUST ELIMINATED KENNEDY MATTHEWS!!Billy: HERE COMES ALEX SCOTT!! SHE FLIPS HIM OVER!!Chris Avery: LISSIE JUST ELIMINATED ALEX SCOTT TOO!!Billy: TEO GOES FOR A BLAZING KNEE BUT LISSIE BLOCKS IT AND CATIPULTS HIM UP AND OVER THE ROPES!!Chris Avery: HES ON THE APRON!!Billy: LISSIE WITH A SUPERKICK KNOCKS TEO BLAZE OFF!! SHE JUST ELIMINATED TEO BLAZE!!Chris Avery: OLIVE ADLER HITS A KNEE!! HITS A KICK!! WHIPS LISSIE TO THE ROPES!!Billy: LISSIE HANGS ON AND STOPS HER SELF AT THE ROPES!! OLIVE RUSHES!! OH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: LISSIE JUST ELIMINATED OLIVE ADLER!! ONE HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IS GONE!!Billy: Lissie and Estrella are looking at each other! Estrella is working out a partnership I think!! Nice!!Chris Avery: LISSIE FROM BEHIND!! SHE JUST DUMPED ESTRELLA OVER THE TOP ROPE!! ESTRELLA IS GONE!!Billy: RAGING DEAD WITH A SPEAR!!Chris Avery: NO LISSIE KICKS RAGING DEAD!! HE STUMBLES BACK!!Billy: LISSIE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! AND RAGING DEAD IS OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Chris Avery: HES ON THE APRON!!Billy: LISSIE WITH A SUPERKICK!! RAGING DEAD IS OFF THE APRON AND RAGING DEAD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!Chris Avery: LISSIE HOPE IS NOT PLAYING AROUND!! LOOK AT HER!! SHES LOOOKING AT THE EVOLUTION 3 SIGN HIGH ABOVE IN THE RAFTERS.. THATS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT FOR LISSIE HOPE!! AND OHHHH MY GOD LOOK WHO IS BEHIND HER!!Billy: ODIN BALFORE!! LISSIE HOPE!! ODIN WITH A BIG BOOT!!Chris Avery: LISSIE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES BUT SHES STILL STANDING!!Billy: ODIN GRABS HER FOR A CHOKESLAM!!Chris Avery: HES GOT HER UP!! LOOK OUT BELOW!!Billy: LISSIE KICKS OUT OF IT!! SHE KNEES ODIN!!Chris Avery: OOOOOOOH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SHE HAS ODIN UP ON HER SHOULDERS!!Billy: LISSIE IS WALKING OVER TO THE ROPES!!Chris Avery: SHE DUMPS HIM OVER THE ROPES!!Billy: SHITFIRE I DONT BELIEVE IT LISSIE HOPE JUST ELIMINATED ODIN BALFORE!!Chris Avery: HERE COMES BAKER!!Billy: SHE JUST FLIPPED BAKER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BAKER IS OUT!! BAKER IS ELIMINATED TOO!!Chris Avery: THATS EIGHT ELIMINATIONS IN 55 SECONDS!! LISSIE HOPE IS UNSTOPPABLE RIGHT NOW!!BBBBBBBUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - "Mishiranusekai" by Ningen Isu -- #47 Kuze
Billy: Here comes Kuze from the Cruiserweight Division but what is Kemp doing?! Kemp slid under the ropes and his followers are stalking Odin Balfore who was eliminated!!Chris Avery: His followers are picking up Odin!! They're attacking and picking up Odin!! They're dragging him up the ramp!! Kemp is leading his followers and dragging Odin up the ramp!!Billy: Is Kemp just leaving?! He's taking Odin Balfore away and he's just LEAVING!? WHAT THE HELL?!Chris Avery: Kemp is leaving and taking Odin with him!! I don't get it!! Kemp is out of here!! His followers ... well, following!!Billy: Kuze in the ring, meanwhile, has KOS flipped down and just hit a jumping splash!!Chris Avery: Nightingale from behind though with a suplex on Kuze!! Nightingale lifts up Kuze!!Billy: NIGHTINGALE THROWS KUZE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! KUZE IS OUT!!Chris Avery: Nightingale you're going to want to turn around!! CAUSE THERES COREY BLACK!! WHAT A SWEET TAKE DOWN!!Billy: Black who entered #1 is still in there!! Walter who entered at #6 is still under the debri and rubble of this spanish announce table!!Chris Avery: Vayden, Bull, Cassidy Adler, QDT, Nightingale, Crow, Dandy, Kancer, KOS and Speede are still in!!Billy: Along with Hope who has 8 eliminations already! The record is 11!Chris Avery: Dandy and Hope are locking eyes!! ... Yess!!! AND HERE WE GO!!Billy: HOPE!! DANDY!! RIGHT HANDS!! I LOVE IT!!Chris Avery: THEYRE BRAWLING!! THIS WAS ONE OF THE HOTTEST RIVALRIES OF 2019 IF YOU ASK ME AND NOW THEY'RE GOING AT IT IN THE 2020 HAVOC RUMBLE!!BUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ - No music. - #48 Frank Lowe
Billy: Well here comes newcomer Frank Lowe! We'll see what he's got for us!!Chris Avery: Frank and Nightingale are going at it!! Lowe letting him have it!!Billy: Heres where Nightingale has the advantage, he whips him to the ropes but Lowe with a sweet neckbreaker!!Chris Avery: Dandy whips Lissie to the corner but Lissie charges out of it with a spear!!Billy: Kancer is up but Bull hits him with a powerslam!!Chris Avery: Corey Black has QDT on the ropes!! He's trying to lift him over!!BBUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ - "Killed By Death" - #49 Zombie McMorris
Chris Avery: Here comes the DEAD MAN!! ZMac in the house!!Billy: Crow has Kancer up over his head and he throws him.. ZMAC CATCHES HIM WITH A CODEBREAKER!!Chris Avery: MCMORRIS COMBO!!Billy: Looks like KOS is asking for Crow to pick up Lissie!! Crow has Lissie up and he throws her.. Chris Avery: ZMAC CATCHES HER WITH ANOTHER CODEBREAKER!! KOS DOESNT LOOK HAPPY!!Billy: I think KOS might be a bit jealous if you ask me!!Chris Avery: Dandy turns Crow around but Crow kicks Dandy back into the turnbuckle!! ZMAC runs and hits a flying body splash on Dandy!!Billy: Crow follows it up with a running forearm on Dandy!!Chris Avery: Dandy stumbles out and KOS hits a SUPERKICK!!Billy: NOW THATS A COMBO!!Chris Avery: CROW PICKS UP DANDY!! HES POINT OVER THE ROPES!!Billy: HE THROWS HIM OVER!!Chris Avery: DANDY HANGS ON!!Billy: KOS SUPERKICKS HIM OFF!!Chris Avery: HES STILLLLLLLLLLLLL HANGING ON!!Billy: DANDY SLIDES BACK UNDER THE ROPES!! HOW THE HELL DID HE HANG ON?!Chris Avery: THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK IS RUNNING DOWN.. WHO DO WE GOT AT #50?!BUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ -- "Savage" by Jesswar - #50 Adelaide Ainsworth
Billy: OHHhhhh here's a heavy favorite!!Chris Avery: She's in the ring and goes after Crow!! What a take down!!Billy: She ducks KOS superkick and hits a superkick of her own!!Chris Avery: ZMac grabs her by the hair!!Billy: She twists out of it and hits a DDT!!Chris Avery: Nightingale goes for a clothesline but she ducks it and hits a neckbreaker!!Billy: Corey Bull is up!! Lissie is up!!Chris Avery: Zmac, KOS and Crow are getting up.. Whats Ainsworth doing?! Her and Lissie are just looking at each other!!Billy: Did they just nod? Corey Bull nodded with them?! WHAT THE HELL?!!Chris Avery: AINSWORTH, LISSIE AND COREY BULL ARE BRAWLING WITH ZMAC, KOS AND CROW!! STRANGE ALLIANCES ALWAYS HAPPEN IN HAVOC RUMBLE!!Billy: ZMac is taken down by Bull!! Ainsworth hits KOS in the dick!! She throws him THROUGH the ropes to the outside!!Chris Avery: They team up on Crow!! They have him in the corner!! Lissie with a running clothesline!! Ainsworth with a running clothesline!!Billy: HERE COMES BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! A HUGE RUNNING BOOT TO CROW AND HES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Chris Avery: CROW IS ON THE APRON! HES PULLING HIMSELF UP BUT HES IN A DANGEROUS SPOT!!Billy: CROW IS UP!! BULL WITH A RUNNING FOREARM!! CROW SPINS AROUND AND LISSIE WITH A HUGE PUNCH!!Chris Avery: AINSWORTH WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK AND SHE KNOCKS CROW OFF!! OH MY SHITFIRE GOD!! CROW IS ELIMINATED!!A stunned crowd is in disbelief. Crow is laying against the railing looking back into the ring. KOS is leaning against the apron on the other side of the ring in total shock
Billy: AINSWORTH JUST ELIMINATED CROW!Chris Avery: HE WAS AN LATE ODDS FAVORITE!! NO WAY HE WASN'T GOING TO BE IN THE TOP TEN!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!BUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - “Last Man Standing” By Pop Evil - #51 Carter Shaw
Billy: Here comes Carter Shaw!! And Bull, Ainsworth and Hope are standing tall right now WAIT SPEEDE IS ATTACKING THEM!!Chris Avery: SPEEDE AND NOW NIGHTINGALE ARE TRYING TO ATTACK THE THREESOME OF BULL, HOPE AND AINSWORTH!Billy: Carter Shaw is in the ring and he goes after Dandy and Corey Black in the corner!!Chris Avery: WAIT THEY HAVE SPEEDE UP!! BULL AND AINSWORTH PUT SPEEDE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Billy: SPEEDE IS HANGING ON!! HOPE WITH A KICK TO HIS HAND OH MY GOD SPEEDE DROPPED DOWN!!Chris Avery: SPEEDE IS HANGING ON WITH ONE HAND!! HES STILL IN.. HANG ON SPEEDE!!Billy: CASSIDY ADLER FROM BEHIND!! CASSIDY ADLER FROM BEHIND!!Chris Avery: CASSIDY JUST ELIMINATED COREY BULL!! OUT OF NOWHERE COREY BULL IS ELIMINATED!!Billy: CASSIDY HAS JUST RAN BACK TO THE CORNER TO HIDE UNDER THE TURNBUCKLES BUT HE JUST ELIMINATED BULL WHO ENTERED AT NUMBER 11 AND WAS IN THIS MATCH FOR QUITE A WHILE!!Chris Avery: Vayden now has Hope in the corner!! Kancer and Ainsworth are scrapping!! The countdown clock is running down!!BUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZ -- "Unstoppable" by The Score -- #52 Noris Cranley
Billy: Here comes a newcomer!! A lot of fans are getting behind this kid, and a lot of higher ups in Action Wrestling are taking notice of Noris Cranley!!Chris Avery: The Miami kid can certainly TAKE FLIGHT AND HE DOES AND TAKES OUT KANCER AND AINSWORTH!!Billy: He turns around and COREY BLACK HAS HIM UP FOR THE BURNING HAMMER!!Chris Avery: He flips out of it!! He hits a superkick to the gut of Black!! Black drops to both knees and Noris hits the ropes and A SHINING WIZARD ON COREY BLACK!!Billy: Noris turns around and THERES NIGHTINGALE with a clubbing blow sending Noris down to the canvas!!Chris Avery: KOS has Nightingale up on his shoulders and he hits him with that Wasteland type finisher!!Billy: KOS turns around and VAYDEN KICKS HIM IN THE DICK!!Chris Avery: QDT turns Vayden around and QDT-DDT!!Billy: AINT NO PARTY LIKE A FINISHER PARTY IF YOU ASK ME!!Chris Avery: The countdown clock is already up again!! My god I feel like we just keep getting more and more!! Remember we're on our way to 65!! This is entry number 53!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
The lights go out
Billy: OH GOD WHATS HAPPENING..SLOW DOWN CHARLIE LET IT PLAY
Chris Avery: I FEEL A PRESENCE.. ONE SINGULAR TOLL OF A BELL
Billy: WHAT THE HELL?!THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON
Billy: ITS KEVIN .. KEVIN BISHOP?!! BUT CREEPING DEATH?!!? HES ALREADY IN THE RING!!#53 Kevin Bishop
Chris Avery: KEVIN WITH A BLACK OUT ON QDT!!Billy: A BLACK OUT ON JAMES NIGHTINGALE!!Chris Avery: A BLACK OUT ON DANDY DIVITO!!Billy: MY GOD IVE NEVER SEEN KEVIN BISHOP LIKE THIS!! THERES A PRESENCE ABOUT HIM!!Chris Avery: SPEEDE DUCKS THE BLACK OUT KICK AND SHOVES BISHOP IN THE CORNER!! Man!! What a night!! I don't believe it!!Billy: The countdown clock is at ten, nine, eight!! Here we go again!!Chris Avery: WHO IS NUBMER 54?!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Voice: STRONGER
Voice: FASTER
Voice: ... BETTER.
PYRO BLAST FROM THE STAGE!!--
"Saucy" by Polyphia - #54 Lockhart
Billy: WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HES BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!Chris Avery: THE LONGEST REIGNING WORLD CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!! LOCKHART IS BACK AT THE HAVOC RUMBLE!!Billy: HES IN THE RING!! BROSEIDON PUNCH ON ROY SPEEDE!!Chris Avery: BROSEIDON PUNCH ON KANCER!!Billy: BROSEIDON PUNCH ON KEVIN BISHOP!!Chris Avery: GOOD GOD LOCKHART IS BACK AND HE HAS A WHOLE NEW MOVESET!! IVE NEVER SEEN HIM AS AGILE AS THIS!!Billy: DANDY IS UP!! LOCKHART AND DANDY!! DANDY GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE!!Chris Avery: LOCKHART DUCKS!! CUTTER!! DOWN GOES DANDY!!Billy: VAYDEN IS UP AND ANOTHER CUTTER FROM LOCKHART!!Chris Avery: FRANK LOWE IS UP BUT HE GETS A CUTTER TOO!!Billy: MY GOD!! LOCKHART HAS EVERYONE DOWN!!Chris Avery: THERES A META OOC REFERENCE TO WHAT YOU JUST SAID THATS SORT OF FUNNY BUT THE CLOCK IS AT 13 SECONDS!! HERE WE GO WITH ANOTHER ENTRANT!!Billy: LOOKING AT NUMBER 55.. LOCKHART ALL ALONE IN THE RING!!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - Mile Zero by Periphery - #55 Joey Flash
Chris Avery: WELLLLLL SHIIIIIIITTTTT THIS SHOULD BE GOOD!!Billy: FLASH IS ON HIS WAY TO THE RING AND LOCKHART LOOKS PREPARED!!Chris Avery: Everyone is down!! Except for Lockhart and OOOHH BOY FLASH GOES FACE TO FACE WITH LOCKHART!!Billy: LETS SEE THEM GET IT ON!!Chris Avery: Flash and Lockhart talking mad shit to each other!! Neither has thrown a punch yet!!Billy: FRANK LOWE IS UP AND CHARGES AT THEM BUT FLASH GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM OVER!! FLASH JUST ELIMINATED FRANK LOWE!!Chris Avery: NIGHTINGALE IS UP BUT LOCKHART GRABS NIGHTINGALE AND THROWS HIM OVER TOO!! LOCKHART ELIMINATES JAMES NIGHTINGALE!!Billy: FLASH AND LOCKHART THEY GO RIGHT BACK TO FACING OFF!! NEITHER HAS THROWN A PUNCH YET!! JUST A LOT OF TRASH TALK!!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
“Lost Boys” by Death Grips - #56 Howard Black
Billy: HOLY SHITFIRE SMOKED SANDWICHES YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME?!!Chris Avery: WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?! LOOK AT FLASH!! ITS LIKE HE'S SEEN A GHOST!!Billy: NEW YORK CITY IS ELECTRIC!! HOWARD BLACK A FORMER UCI CHAMPION, THIS DUDER HAS WON TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIPS IN WCF, A TRIOS CHAMPION, A TAG TEAM CHAMPION AND ONE OF THE BIGGEST RIVALS TO JOEY FLASH!! HOWARD BLACK IS STANDING ON OUR STAGE MY GOD I COULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!Chris Avery: HOWARD BLACK IS STANDING ON THE STEEL STEPS LOOKING OUT AT THE SOLD OUT CROWD YOU CANT HEAR A DAMN THING THE ROOF IS GONNA BLOW OFF MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!!HOLY SHIT CHANTS AS THE MUSIC FADES
Billy: HES IN THE RING GOING FACE TO FACE TO FACE WITH FLASH AND LOCKHART!!Chris Avery: ZMAC RUSHES AT HOWARD BLACK!!Billy: HOWARD BLACK WASTES NO TIME DUMPING ZMAC RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Chris Avery: BLACK JUST ELIMINATED ZMAC! THOSE TWO HAVE HATED EACH OTHER FOR YEARS!!Billy: CARTER SHAW AND NORIS CRANLEY JUMP LOCKHART FROM THE SIDE!!Chris Avery: HOWARD BLACK AND JOEY FLASH ARE TRADING RIGHT HANDS!! HERE WE GO!! THE RIVALRY THATS SPANNED YEARS ACROSS THE GLOBE IS NOW HAPPENING LIVE AT THE HAVOC RUMBLE!!Billy: Kancer has Ainsworth up for a suplex but Lissie chopblocks Kancer from behind and Ainsworth falls on Kancer!! They're still working together!!Chris Avery: KOS and Dandy are throwing strikes in the corner!! Corey Black and Speede are going at it now in another corner!! The ring starting to fill up again!!10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3..
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - "Keep This Up" The Story So Far - #57 Frank Patrick Venable
Billy: OHHHH THE THREE TIME WORLD CHAMPION, FPV IS ON HIS WAY TO THE RING!!Chris Avery: HE DUCKS VAYDENS CLOTHESLINE AND SUPERKICK ON VAYDEN!!Billy: AINSWORTH IS UP AND EATS A SUPERKICK FROM FPV!!Chris Avery: LISSIE GRABS FRANK FROM BEHIND AND DUMPS HIM OVER!!Billy: AND JUST LIKE THAT HOPE ELIMINATES FPV FROM THE HAVOC RUMBLE?!! SAY WHAT?!Chris Avery: SHES POINTING AT FRANK.. WHATS SHE SAYING?!Lissie Hope: THE FRANK SHOW.. IS OVER!
Billy: THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AND MAN MADE GOD WHO CAME OUT HERE EARLIER TO ATTACK WALTER WAS JUST ELIMINATED IN 20 SECONDS!!Chris Avery: Lissie has nine eliminations!! QDT holds the record with 11! Black, Vayden and QDT in tonights Rumble all have 5 eliminations! And they're still in the damn thing!!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ -- PYRO BLAST
58 Jay Omega
Chris Avery: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD JAY OMEGA IS HERE?!?! WHAT THE HELL?!?!? JAY OMEGA IS IN ACTION WRESTLING?!?!Billy: THIS IS WHY YOU ORDER THE HAVOC RUMBLE CAUSE YOU NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH KNOW WHOSE GOING TO SHOW UP!!Chris Avery: CALM DOWN BILLY!!Billy: I CANT CALM DOWN NO WAY BRO THIS IS A MARK OUT MOMENT AND IM MARKING OUT!!Chris Avery: Omega in the ring and he goes right after KOS!! They trade kicks before Omega sweeps KOS down and then gets a stomp!!Billy: Lockhart goes for a Broseidon punch but Omega ducks and catches him with a Rock Bottom!!Chris Avery: QDT turns Jay Omega around and asks "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU" before Omega plants him with a STIFF DDT!!Billy: WELCOME TO ACTION WRESTLING JAY OMEGA!! HOLY SHIT!!Chris Avery: Omega turns around and Noris Cranley with Trouble in Paradise!! Carter Shaw picks up Noris and THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Billy: NORIS IS HANGING ON!!Chris Avery: NORIS FIGHTS OUT OF IT!! HOLY MAN THAT WAS CLOSE!!Billy: The countdown clock is on and next will be #59 meaning after this entry only 6 superstars left and we know one of them is the United States Champion!!BUZZZZZZZZZZ - "Conquistador " by Procol Harum - #59 Stuart Slane
Chris Avery: Here comes Slane!! Making his first appearance in AW and the Havoc Rumble!!Billy: Slane with a sweet take down on Dandy!! He's throwing strikes at Corey Black in the corner now!!Chris Avery: Not sure how Corey Black is still alive in this damn thing.. he entered at NUMBER ONE!!Billy: Well on his way to a record breaking night!!Chris Avery: Vayden has Kancer up on his shoulders and he's trying to dump him over but Kancer is hanging on!!Billy: Flash and Howard are still trading blows in the corner!!Chris Avery: Lockhart and Kevin Bishop are going at it now!!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - Knuckle Up By Snowgoons - #60 Karlie Nash
Billy: Well here we go!! Former Tag Team Champion Karlie Nash and now starting to preach...Chris Avery: Gotta love it!! She's in the ring and she takes Carter Shaw down with a huge clothesline from hell!!Billy: Damn Noris turns her around and she drops him down with a dropkick and then leg drops the back of his head!!Chris Avery: Karlie turns around and theres Kancer! Karlie and Kancer!! This should be good!!Billy: Corey Black from behind knocks down Kancer!! Dandy strikes down Karlie!!Chris Avery: SPEEDE PICKS UP DANDY!! HE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Billy: DANDY LANDS ON THE APRON!! SPEEDE COMES OVER FOR A FOREARM!!Chris Avery: DANDY BLOCKS IT!! DANDY GETS BACK IN!! I THOUGHT HE WAS A GONER!!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - "Veins" by HUNTR - #61 J.C. Keeton
Billy: The former Cruiserweight Champion!! A stand out talent who is certainly on his way up if you know what I mean!!Chris Avery: Keeton slides in and goes right after QDT!! No love loss between these two!!Billy: QDT goes for a clothesline but Keeton hits a back suplex into the turnbuckles!! QDT goes down!!Chris Avery: Keeton hits the ropes and comes in with a knee right to QDTs head!!Billy: Keeton is on fire!!Chris Avery: Dandy has KOS up on his shoulders and on the turnbuckles now!! He's trying to eliminate him!! Keeton comes over to help!!Billy: KOS slips out of it!!Chris Avery: Flash whips Howard to the ropes but Howard ducks the clothesline and LOCKHART WITH A BROSEIDON PUNCH SENDS HOWARD STRAIGHT DOWN!!Billy: FLASH WITH A RIGHT HAND KNOCKS LOCKHART OUT!!Chris Avery: Kevin Bishop hits the Black out on Joey Flash!!Billy: Dandy hits the stunner on Kevin Bishop!!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt - #62 Matthias Mintzel
Chris Avery: This is a good spot for him!! Matthias enters at Number 62 and we're just a few spots from the end!! Sometimes its good to be lucky!!Billy: Matthias gets into the ring and takes down Shaw!! Meanwhile, Cassidy is screaming in the turnbuckles as Corey Black is trying to pull him out!!Chris Avery: Cassidy has gone undetected for the most part tonight!! His stragety is super cowardly, but it's working so far!!Billy: Speede turns around and Ainsworth hits a superkick on Speede and then Hope hits a spear sending Speede down!!Chris Avery: The teamwork of Ainsworth and Hope is starting to scare me!!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - “Doom” – Calvania - #63 Masuda Teijin
Billy: Wow!! What an entry spot for Masuda!! He's currently being mentored by the United States Champion Wesley and Masuda is going to try and stay in the ring you'd think until Wesley comes out at #65!Chris Avery: We only have two entries left and we know whose last!!Billy: Masuda is working on KOS in the cornerChris Avery: Corey Black and Vayden are throwing strikes in the corner now!!Billy: Kancer and Kevin Bishop are going at it!! Carter Shaw and Dandy are throwing strikes!!Chris Avery: Like I said the ring filling up isn't good!! Its going to be harder and harder to be aware of your surroundings!!Billy: Theres the countdown!! Who is entering at #64!?BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - #1 by Nelly - #64 Jason O'Neal
Chris Avery: The Real Deal!! Making his debut!! Jason O'Neal!!Billy: He slides in!! He's going right after Joey Flash!! Easy pickin's if you ask me!!Chris Avery: Lockhart is stomping on Howard Black!!Billy: Jay Omega is up and just piledrived Speede into the mat!!Chris Avery: Keeton hits Omega with a running knee sending him down!!Billy: Hope with a bicyle kick on Keeton!!Chris Avery: KOS picks up Hope and flips her into the air knocking down Ainsworth at the same time!!Billy: QDT throws KOS onto the ropes where he's trying to eliminate him..10, 9, 7, 6..
Billy: Well this is it!! The final entrant!! Battlebowl II Champion!!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - “Power” by Kanye West - #65 "The IllumiDaddy" Wesley
Chris Avery: He's on his way to the ring in a hurry and he stands up and look whose there protecting him, it's Masuda!!Billy: Well, everyones here at the party, Chris!! One of these superstars is going to win tonight and main event Evolution 3 next month!!Billy: Wesley and Masuda pick up Dandy and hit a combo suplex move!!Chris Avery: They pick up Ainsworth and hit another combo suplex!!Billy: Wow, great teamwork!! Here comes Corey Black but Masuda with a back elbow and Wesley with a bulldog on Black sends him down!!Chris Avery: Jason O'Neal kicks Wesley in the back of the head sending him down!!Billy: Vayden is up but O'Neal hits a death valley driver!! He puts Vayden down!!Chris Avery: Ainsworth is up but Kancer is right there with a flatliner!!Billy: Noris with another running kick on Dandy!! He superkicks him for good measure!!Chris Avery: Matthias has KOS up and he drops him with a brain buster!Billy: Keeton with a piledriver on Jay Omega!!Chris Avery: Flash is up but Karlie with a clothesline from hell sends Flash back into the corner!!Billy: Stuart Slane with a running spear into the corner on Flash to follow it up!!Chris Avery: Which one of OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?Billy: HES UP!?! HES STUMBLING UP TO HIS FEET!!Chris Avery: WALTER IS UP!! WALTER IS STILL IN THE HAVOC RUMBLE!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE MEDICAL CREW HAVE BEEN WORKING ON HIM FOR _____ AND HES UP.. AND HE LOOKS PISSED!!Walter shakes off the coma and DARTS his eyes to the ring full of victims..--
Billy: HERE!!Billy: COMES!!Billy: WALTER!!Chris Avery: Walter gets in the ring!! HE GRABS MATTHIAS AND JUST THROWS HIM OUT!! MATTHIAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!Billy: WALTER GRABS KARLIE NASH AND THROWS HER OUT!! SHES ELIMINATED!!Chris Avery: WALTER GRABS KANCER BY THE THROAT!! OHHHHH NO!! HE LIFTS KANCER UP AND CHOKESLAMS HIM OVER THE ROPES TO THE APRON AND TO THE MAT!! KANCER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY WALTER!!Billy: HES UNLEASHED!! WALTER PICKS UP MASUDA!! HE JUST THREW HIM OVER!! MASUDA IS OUT!!Chris Avery: WALTER GRABS CARTER SHAW..Billy: AND HE GRABS NORIS CRANLEY!! BOTH BY THE THROAT!!Chris Avery: HE SHOVES THEM BACK OVER THE ROPES!! HE JUST ELIMINATED BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME GOD DAMN!!Billy: KEETON KICKS WALTER IN THE GUT!!Chris Avery: KEETON WITH A FOREARM!! ANOTHER FOREARM!! WALTER IS JUST EATING THEM!! KEETON OFF TO THE ROPES!!Billy: WALTER WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT AND KEETON IS OVER!! KEETON IS OUT!!Chris Avery: Howard with a right hand!! HOWARD with another right hand!! WALTER GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT!!Billy: A HUGE CHOKESLAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING ON HOWARD BLACKChris Avery: JOEY FLASH RUSHES AT WALTER BUT WALTER CATCHES HIM AND THROWS HIM OVER!!Billy: JOEY FLASH IS ELIMINATED!!Chris Avery: OH MY GOD I DONT BELIEVE IT!! WAIT LOCKHART!! BROSEIDON PUNCH!!Billy: BROSEIDON PUNCH AGAIN!!Chris Avery: A THIRD TIME - NO!! WALTER CATCHES HIM BY THE THROAT AND THROWS HIM OVER AND HE CRASHES ONTO FLASH!! WALTER JUST ELIMINATED LOCKHART THE LONGEST REIGNING WORLD CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!Billy: HOLY SHIT THE BEAST HAS BEEN AWAKEN!!Chris Avery: Omega with a shot to the back of Walter!! Walter picks him up with ease and DROPS him with that CULLING Chokeslam!! My god!!Billy: COREY BLACK HAS WALTER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!Chris Avery: BURNING HAMMER BURNING HAMMERBilly: WALTER GETS OUT OF IT AND GRABS COREY BY THE THROAT!!Chris Avery: KOS WITH A SUPERKICK ON WALTER!! AINSWORTH WITH A SUPERKICK ON WALTER!! SPEEDE WITH A SUPERKICK ON WALTER!!Billy: HE STUMBLES BACK!!Chris Avery: SPEAR FROM HOPE AND WALTER GOES DOWN!!Billy: WALTER KNEELS UP!!Chris Avery: COREY BLACK HITS THE ROPES AND COMES BACK WITH A KNEE TO THE BACK OF WALTERS HEAD!!Billy: THEY'RE ALL POINTING!! VAYDEN IS ON THE TOP ROPE!! FROGSPLASH!! ONTO WALTER!!Chris Avery: OH My god!! They just put the monster down for the time being!! Walter just had 9 eliminations in maybe 90 seconds!! My god!!Billy: Stuart Slane is trying to throw Vayden over!! Wait CASSIDY ADLER FROM BEHIND!! HE JUST DUMPED SLANE OVER!!Chris Avery: SLANE JUST GOT ELIMINATED BY CASSIDY ADLER!!Billy: Cassidy with those Fortnite dances every time!! LOOK OUT!!Chris Avery: KEVIN BISHOP WITH A BLACK OUT ON CASSIDY ADLER!!Billy: WAIT WAIT WAIT FROM BEHIND!! KEVIN BISHOP JUST GOT THROWN OUT BY LISSIE HOPE!!Chris Avery: THATS TEN ELIMINATIONS FOR LISSIE HOPE!!Chris Avery: O'Neal has Omega dead to rights in the corner!! He's charging up!! COREY BLACK WAIT WAIT!!Billy: COREY BLACK JUST DUMPED JASON O'NEAL RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HES ELIMINATED!!Chris Avery: COREY BLACK HAS BEEN IN FROM THE BEGINNING ENTERING AT NUMBER ONE AND NOW HAS SIX ELIMINATIONS!!Billy: Speede and Omega are going at it in the middle of the ring!! Omega ducks but Speede hits a pele kick!!Chris Avery: NO!! Omega blocks it and throws Speede back down!!Billy: Speede is up and Omega goes for a kick but Speede catches him and lifts him onto the ropes!!Chris Avery: Speede trying to get rid of Omega.. WAIT WAIT WAITBilly: DANDY FROM BEHIND!! DANDY JUST ELIMINATED JAY OMEGA AND ROY SPEEDE AT ONCE!!Chris Avery: HOLY SHIT!! WE'RE DOWN TO OUR FINAL 11!! ONE OF THESE ELEVEN SUPERSTARS IS GOING TO WIN THE HAVOC RUMBLE AND MAIN EVENT EVOLUTION 3!!Billy: Howard Black has Dandy on the ropes!! He's trying to eliminate him!Chris Avery: KOS grabs Howard from behind and whips him to the ropes!! He goes for a superkick! Howard catches it and spins him around!! A LARIAT SENDS KOS DOWN!!Billy: Corey Black grabs Howard but Howard shoves him back and hits side belly to belly suplex!!Chris Avery: Nice Suplex! QDT goes for a bulldog but Howard shoves him off into the corner!!Billy: Wesley is up but Howard puts him down with a well timed dropkick!!Chris Avery: FROM BEHIND AGAIN!! CASSIDY JUST THREW HOWARD BLACK OVER THE TOP ROPE!!Billy: WAIT HOWARD IS ON THE APRON!! HOWARD IS ON THE APRON!!Chris Avery: Howard with a stiff shot knocks Cassidy back!!Billy: VAYDEN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A DROPKICK!! HOWARD BLACK IS OUT!! VAYDEN ELIMINATED HOWARD BLACK!!Chris Avery: VAYDEN!! ELIMINATED HOWARD BLACK! I DONT BELIEVE IT!!Billy: THIS IS THE FINAL TEN!! THIS IS THE FINAL TEN!! WHO IS GOING TO MAIN EVENT EVOLUTION 3?! Chris Avery: Wait Dandy from behind!!Billy: Vayden slips out of it and KICKS DANDY IN THE DICK!!Chris Avery: THERES KOS BUT VAYDEN TURNS HIM AROUND AND HITS A V-TRIGGER!!Billy: AINSWORTH WHIPS VAYDEN TO THE ROPES!Chris Avery: VAYDEN WITH A FLYING FOREARM SENDING AINSWORTH DOWN!!Billy: Corey Black goes for a lariat but Vayden ducks, turns him around and RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!!Chris Avery: Cassidy hits Vayden from behind!!Billy: Vayden blocks the next punch and whips him into the corner and hits an enziguri!!Chris Avery: DERRICK VAYDEN IS GOING CRAZY!!Billy: LOOK!! WESLEY!!! VAYDEN!! HERE WE GO!! THEY'RE BRAWLING!!Chris Avery: WESLEY GOES FOR A SUPLEX BUT VAYDEN GETS OUT OF IT!! VAYDEN RIPCORDS WESLEY AROUND AND A KNEE TO THE FACE!!Billy: WESLEY STUMBLES BACK!!Chris Avery: VAYDEN CHARGES AT HIM!! CLOTHESLINE!! WESLEY GOES OVER!!Billy: WESLEY IS ON THE APRON!!Chris Avery: THE MILWAUKEE KID!! MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS, DERRICK!! Billy: VAYDEN GOES FOR A PUNCH BUT WESLEY BLOCKS IT AND BRINGS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TOO!!Chris Avery: BOTH MEN ON THE APRON THIS ISNT GOOD!! WESLEY GOES FOR A KICK BUT VAYDEN BLOCKS IT!! HE SHOVES WESLEY BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!Billy: WESLEY SLIPS!!Chris Avery: LISSIE OUT OF NOWHERE JUST KNOCKED VAYDEN OFF!! THE DREAM OF THE EVOLUTION MAIN EVENT FOR DERRICK VAYDEN IS OVER!!Billy: AND LISSIE HAS ELEVEN ELIMINATIONS!! SHE HAS TIED THE RECORD!!Chris Avery: CASSIDY IS UP!! HE HAS LISSIE FROM BEHIND!! ON THE ROPES!! LISSIE FIGHTS OUT OF IT!! SHE BACK ELBOWS OUT OF IT!!Billy: SHE KICKS CASSIDY AWAY!!Chris Avery: AINSWORTH WITH A SUPERKICK ON CASSIDY!!Billy: COREY BLACK WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND CASSIDY GOES OVER THE TOP AND COREY BLACK HAS ELIMINATED CASSIDY ADLER!!Chris Avery: Black turns around and QDT-DDT!! BLACK IS DOWN!! BLACK IS DOWN!!Billy: Dandy is up but QDT picks him and flips him down with a front roll drop!! QDT is back on his feet and runs and bulldogs Ainsworth down onto the canvas!!Chris Avery: Hope tries for a few strikes but QDT ducks them and kicks Hope in the gut!! He goes for the DDT but she shoves him away!!Billy: QDT hits a clothesline sending Hope down!!Chris Avery: Ainsworth is up but QDT jumps on her shoulders!! She tries fighting him off but QDT flips Ainsworth up and over the ropes!!Billy: They both spill over!! Ainsworth is trying to get up first!!Chris Avery: QDT kicks her back but she clotheslines QDT who flips back over the ropes into the ring but lands on his feet!!Billy: He kicks her hands!! She loses grip!Chris Avery: Ainsworth is in trouble!!Billy: QDT hits a stiff shot to Ainsworth and shes out!! Shes eliminated!! QDT eliminated Adelaide Ainsworth!!Chris Avery: Dandy goes for a right hand but QDT blocks it and sends him into the corner!! QDT hits running splash on the Dandy!! Billy: KOS throws QDT into the corner!! KOS comes in but QDT throws KOS into the corner!! KOS kicks QDT away and sits up on the turnbuckles!!Chris Avery: QDT turns around and KOS goes for another kick while perched up on the top turnbuckle but QDT catches the foot and tries pulling him off!!Billy: KOS and QDT struggle before KOS breaks free!! QDT stumbles back!!Chris Avery: KOS jumps to his feet on the top turnbuckle BUT QDT COMES BACK AT HIM!!Billy: HE KNOCKS KOS OFF!!Chris Avery: KOS FALLS TO THE APRON!! HES IN A DANGEROUS SPOT!!Billy: KOS STANDS UP BUT QDT HITS HIM FROM BEHIND!! KOS FALLS OFF THE APRON!! QDT JUST ELIMINATED KOS!!The crowd looks shocked. We're down to the final six.--
Billy: Corey Black who entered at #1 is slowly getting to his feet, as is Lissie Hope, Wesley, Dandy, QDT and Walter.Chris Avery: The final six! Who is going to face Alex Richards for the World Championship?!Billy: Walter is up!!Chris Avery: QDT, HOPE, DANDY AND WESLEY ARE BEATING ON WALTER!!Billy: PLAYING THE ODDS!! GET RID OF THE BIG MAN!!Chris Avery: THEY THROW WALTER INTO THE CORNER!!Billy: WESLEY WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!!Chris Avery: QDT WITH FLYING KNEES!!Billy: HOPE WITH A RUNNING SPEAR!! HELL YEAH!!Chris Avery: DANDY CHARGES IN!!Billy: WALTER JUST THREW DANDY RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD TO THE OUTSIDE!! DANDY WAS JUST ELIMINATED!?! HE LOOKS JUST AS SHOCKED AS WE ARE!!Chris Avery: WALTER JUST ELIMINATED DANDY!! AND HAS 10 ELIMINATIONS!Billy: Walter bursts out of the corner clotheslining QDT down!!Chris Avery: Walter turns around and COREY BLACK WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO HIS FACE!! COREY BLACK WITH A SECOND KNEE!!Billy: WALTER IS STUMBLING BACK!!Chris Avery: COREY BLACK WITH A ROARING JUMPING ELBOW AND DOWN GOES WALTER!!Billy: Hope throws Wesley into the corner!! Wesley stumbles out but HE LEAP FROGS HER SPEAR!! LISSIE CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!Chris Avery: Wesley grabs Hope!! IllumiDaddy Hook... HE HITS IT!! DOWN GOES HOPE!!Billy: QDT throws Wesley to the ropes and kicks him!! ITS QDDT TIME!! BUT NO!! WESLEY FLOATS OUT OF IT AND THROWS QDT INTO THE ROPES!! WESLEY GOES FOR A BACK BODY DROP BUT QDT FLIPS IN THE AIR AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!!Chris Avery: Wesley goes for a clothesline but QDT ducks and hits a spin kick knocking Wesley into the ropes! QDT goes to lift him up!!Billy: WESLEY FIGHTS OUT OF IT!!Chris Avery: He throws QDT down!!Billy: COREY BLACK WITH A CLAYMORE KICK ON WESLEY!!Chris Avery: WESLEY STUMBLES BACK!!Billy: QDT THROWS OUT WESLEY!! HES OUT!! HES OUT!!Chris Avery: QDT JUST ELIMINATED ILLUMIDADDY!! THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION AND BATTLEBOWL II CHAMPION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!Billy: AND JUST LIKE THAT!! WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR!!Walter is still out cold sort of but QDT is leaning on the ropes and turns around.. Corey Black slowly gets up.. Lissie Hope slowly gets up...
Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST!! TALK ABOUT THE FOUR HEAVY HITTERS!! THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!! WHO IS GOING TO EVOLUTION 3!?Billy: Hope strikes first on Corey Black but Black kicks QDT away! QDT lands a shot on Hope! Black hits a dropkick sending QDT down!!Chris Avery: Every STRIKE just as INTENSE AS THEY CAN BE!! COREY BLACK ENTERED AT NUMBER ONE!! HOPE FIGHTING FOR EVERYTHING!! QDT PROVING HIS WORTH FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW!!Billy: Black goes for a strike but QDT catches Black and flips him down!! He kicks him in the back!! Hope turns QDT around but an enziguri sends Hope back into the corner!! QDT rushes into the corner and dropkicks Corey Black!!Chris Avery: QDT rushes across the ring and dropkicks Lissie Hope!!Billy: QDT RUSHES ACROSS THE RING BUT COREY BLACK GRABS HIS HEAD AND THROWS HIM OVER!!Chris Avery: HES OUT!! COREY BLACK JUST ELIMINATED QDT!!Billy: WAIT FROM BEHIND!! FROM BEHIND!!Chris Avery: LISSIE HOPE JUST DUMPED COREY BLACK!! LISSIE HOPE JUST DUMPED COREY BLACK OVER!! OH MY GOD!!Billy: AND JUST LIKE THAT!!Chris Avery: WE'RE DOWN TO LISSIE HOPE AND WALTER!!Billy: COREY BLACK LASTED ALL THIS TIME, COMING IN AT NUMBER ONE!! LISSIE HOPE BROKE THE ELIMINATION RECORD WITH 12!!Chris Avery: I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD BREAK THE RECORD!! NEW YORK CITY IS ON FIRE!! THIS CROWD IS SO LOUD!!Billy: SHES TURNING AROUND... SHE KNOWS... SHE KNOWS!! IF SHE WANTS TO MAIN EVENT EVOLUTION 3 SHE HAS TO SLAY THE GOD DAMN BEAST!!Chris Avery: WALTER IS SLOWLY GETTING UP...Billy: THIS IS IT!! THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!Chris Avery: HOPE CHARGES IN AND STARTS THROWING STRIKES!! EVERYTHING SHE HAS!! EVERYTHING SHE HAS!! EVERYTHING SHE HAS!! COME ON LISSIE!!Billy: Walter shoves Lissie off of him!! She trips and falls!!Chris Avery: Walter stumbles out of the corner!! LISSIE WITH A SPEAR!!Billy: DOWN GOES WALTER!! DOWN GOES WALTER!!Chris Avery: WALTER IS TRYING TO GET UP!! LISSIE GRABS HIM!!Billy: IF SHE HITS THE PEDIGREE SHE JUST STAMPED HER TICKET TO EVOLUTION 3!!Chris Avery: SHE GRABS WALTERS ARMS!! THERE IT IS!! SHE DRIVES HIM INTO THE MAT!! CROWN OF THORNS!! CROWN OF THORNS!!Billy: OH MY GOD!! LISSIE HOPE HAS TO GET UP AND OVER BUT SHE MAY HAVE JUST DONE IT!!Chris Avery: SHES PULLING WALTER UP!! USING ALL HER STRENGTH!! SHES GOT UP AGAINST THE ROPES!! THIS IS IT!! SHE LEANS HIM OVER!!Billy: SHE GRABS HIS LEGS!! SHE FLIPS HIM OVER!!Chris Avery: WALTER IS OVER!! WALTER IS OVER!!Billy: SHES DONE IT!!Chris Avery: WAIT!! WALTER IS ON THE APRON!! WALTER HASNT TOUCHED THE FLOOR!! WALTER HASNT TOUCHED THE FLOOR!! HES STILL IN!!Billy: DONT GET DEJECTED LISSIE!! KEEP ON!!Chris Avery: SHE COMES BACK OVER BUT WALTER ROLLS IN UNDER THE ROPES!!Billy: GOD DAMN IT!! YOU HEARD THE COLLECTIVE SIGH HERE IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!! DAMN IT!!Chris Avery: LISSIE STOMPS ON WALTER BUT HE SHOVES HER OFF AGAIN!!Billy: WALTER GETS UP!! LISSIE TURNS AROUND!! WALTER HAS HER BY THE THROAT!!Chris Avery: CULLING!! THERE IT IS!! WALTER JUST HIT THE STIFFEST CHOKESLAM IVE EVER SEEN!! GOD DAMN!!Billy: LISSIE IS OUT!! WALTER IS PICKING HER UP!!Chris Avery: WALTER HAS HER BODY IN THE AIR AND PUTS HER OVER THE ROPES!!Billy: SHES ON THE APRON!! SHE GRABS WALTER FROM BEHIND IN A SLEEPER!!Chris Avery: SLEEEPER!! SLEEPER!! THATS WALTERS WEAKNESS!!Billy: BUT LISSIES ON THE APRON!! SHES IN A DANGEROUS SPOT!!Chris Avery: WALTER CANT SHAKE HER!! WALTER CANT SHAKE HER!!Billy: WALTER IS TRYING TO WALK AWAY FROM HER BUT LISSIE IS HANGING ON!! HE DRAGS HER BACK OVER THE ROPES ONTO HIS BACK NOW!!Chris Avery: LISSIE HAS THE SLEEPER HOLD!! WEVE SEEN WALTER DEFEATED WITH THAT VERY MOVE!! WALTER CANT SHAKE HER!!Billy: HE SMASHES HER BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! HE SMASHES HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AGAIN!!Lissie Hope: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Billy: SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN DEEPER!! SHES NOT LETTING GO!! HER EVOLUTION 3 MAIN EVENT TICKET IS THE GIANT NECK OF WALTER AND SHES NOT LETTING GO!! Chris Avery: WALTER IS STUMBLING DOWN!! SHES PUTTING HIM TO SLEEP!!Billy: WALTER IS DOWN TO ONE KNEE!!Chris Avery: WALTER IS DOWN TO ONE KNEE THIS IS IT!!Billy: HE CHARGES UP AND RUSHES TO THE ROPES AND FLIPS HER OFF HIS BACK!! SHES OVER THE ROPES!!Chris Avery: THATS IT!! THATS IT!!Billy: SHES ON THE APRON!! LISSIE HOPE IS ON THE APRON!! SHE AINT OUT YET!! DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK!!Chris Avery: LISSIE IS GETTING UP!!Billy: WALTER WITH A BOOT!!Chris Avery: LISSIE IS OFF THE .. NO!!! SHE HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES!! SHE JUST ATE A GOD DAMN BIG BOOT!!Billy: WALTER RUSHES IN WITH A SECOND BOOT!! THERE SHE GOES!!Chris Avery: NOOO!! SHES STILL HANGING ON!!!Billy: WALTER GRABS HER BY THE THROAT!! HE LIFTS HER UP!! CULLING ON THE APRON!!Chris Avery: HOPE FALLS OFF !! THATS IT!! WALTER HAS WON!! WALTER HAS WON THE 2020 HAVOC RUMBLE!!PYRO SHOOTS OFF
Billy: WALTER SURVIVES THE BIGGEST HAVOC RUMBLE OF ALL TIME AND IS GOING TO THE MAIN EVENT OF EVOLUTION 3!!Chris Avery: LISSIE ON A RECORD BREAKING NIGHT WAS SECONDS.. I MEAN A SECOND AWAY FROM WINNING!!Billy: THE EVOLUTION OF THE BEAST... WALTER.. AND ALEX RICHARDS WILL MEET ON JUNE 14th FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!Chris Avery: THE ERA OF ALEX RICHARDS IS ALREADY IN FULL SWING.. BUT WILL THIS BE THE SUMMER OF WALTER II?! WE'LL SEE YOU ON CLASH NEXT WEEK!!Billy: GOOD NIGHT FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!! THE 2020 HAVOC RUMBLE IS OVER AND ITS WALTER WHO STANDS TALL!!Walter stands in the middle of the ring smirking like a god damn serial killer but he isn't even pointing at the Evolution 3 sign as pyro is blasting off the sign--
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