Hey Derrick... Spit or Swallow?
Mar 28, 2020 19:30:54 GMT -5
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Post by Alice on Mar 28, 2020 19:30:54 GMT -5
Moments after last week's victory…
Holy shit I can’t believe we won the match! Ahh shit my knee is killing me, it shattered Malikov’s jaw pretty hard before Olive rolled him up… FUCK! I think it’s already swelling up. I cannot be hurt now, DAMN IT! We’ll have Vayden and Rion next week and I still yet may be in the Cruiserweight Title match at Battlefield. Need some ice stat! Olive was a good partner tonight, still don’t know if I can trust her… I hope the kids are ok, i’m missing them…
Alice sits next to her locker, her knee is wrapped in ice with it elevated. She scrolls through her Facebook page. Jenna Bauer walks in. Alice looks up from her phone and catches Jenna giving her a bitchy side glance.
Alice locks her phone and hobbles up to her feet. “Do we have a problem here?”
Jenna walks off into the bathroom and into a toilet cubicle and shuts the door, and starts to pee. Alice follows her.
“I said do we have a problem?”
Jenna, starting to remove some toilet paper. “Do you mind, can you give me some privacy?”
“I take exception to the way you looked at me Jenna, if you got something on your mind perhaps you should just get it out in the open.”
Jenna cleans herself and flushes the toilet. After a few moments, she opens the cubicle and walks to the sink and starts to wash her hands. Alice is leaning in the doorway, trying to keep the weight off her painful knee. She then hobbles to the sink. “I’m not looking for a fight Jenna but I do not appreciate the way you looked at me. Now i’m gonna ask you again… do we have a problem here?”
“Fine, you want to know what I have a problem with Alice? That you're willing to sink as low as sleeping with QDT to progress here in Action Wrestling.”
Alice begins to laugh. “Seriously? That’s it? Bloody hell… Right you listen up good and proper sweetheart. I am a single mum and a full time competitor in Action Wrestling, when the fuck do you expect me to have time to sleep around? If I'm not in the gym or on a school run I'm on a transatlantic flight. Grow the fuck up!”
Alice hobbles away from Jenna. “You sound like a jilted lover Jenna I suggest you get over yourself!”
Jenna looks belittled, Alice heads to the exit. “And you can get fucked if you think we are doing that interview now! Go get me Burleson, he can interview me instead!”
Alice sits down with Nate Burleson ready for a interview ahead of her Battlebowl Final round match with Olive Adler against Rion Hearts and Derrick Vayden.
“Ok thank you Alice for agreeing to be interviewed today, tell me how do you feel about teaming with Olive Adler?”
“I was apprehensive at first when I learned that we were teaming together… you know what Nate, actually I’m not really feeling the format here, i’m just gonna roll with it and let you know what’s on my mind.”
“Uhh ok but…”
“Thanks Nate. There’s not much to say about Olive… we teamed up well, she did her job, I did mine. Let’s hope that Gravedigger’s boot hasn’t messed her up too bad, fingers crossed she will be fine. But that’s enough about Olive let's get down to the nitty gritty. Let's talk about my opponents. First let's talk about Rion Hearts…”
Alice, moves Nate out of the way and looks into the camera. “Rion Hearts… how do you pronounce that? RY-ON? REE-ON? Who knows, who cares? Do I fear you? Not really. I’ve read the chat online Rion about how we are both very similar; two up and coming female competitors in a male dominated company… well it was until Lissie cashed in. We are both 5-0, isn’t that impressive in the wild west known as Action Wrestling. But that is where the comparisons end Rion, because after tonight I will be 6-0 and you will be 5-1, you will be defeated and I will remain… UNDEFEATED! Rion ‘The Second’ Hearts… The Second? Second place to the Hard as Fuck Girl! Eliminated in the Second round, that really is a poignant nickname for yourself.”
Alice spits on the floor. “Oh forgive me Second Best for spitting on the floor, Tuesday to Sunday I am Mummy, I am a role model to my little angels at home...but on a Monday, well Mummy stays at home as the Hard as Fuck Girl comes to play, comes to fight, comes to KNOCK your bloody head off! Anyway spitting is your thing isn’t it? You like spitting don’t you Rion? You're clearly a spitter and not a swallower… selfish bitch! You want me to come spit in your little tub for you? You need to be careful sweetie, did you know that nasty Covid can transfer in saliva? Would hate for you to become poorly and end up sick as a dog because of your weird little fetish. My ex worked in the medical field so I know all about these things, I know how serious it can be if you get infected. Maybe I’ll get some of those vials of yours and make you ingest it, let's face it you're gonna look like hammered shit either way after the conclusion of this match. I’m sure you're confident though Rion because Alice fights on CruiserClash, she can't be as good as a main roster talent. It's a good job you’re teaming with the Cruiserweight legend himself then isn't it!”
“Derrick Vayden, when I was working my way up the British independent scene I used to watch and admire you, whilst you reigned as Cruiserweight Champion, holding onto that belt for 119 days. Unfortunately much to my disappointment your potential was unfulfilled after you abandoned the division that put you on the map. You're now the poster boy for the expression ‘Was the big fish in the little pond, now the little fish in the big pond’. You managed to WANDER from being the top cruiserweight, and the potential ace of CruiserClash, to becoming the whining little bitch of IllumiGnarly! You would be lucky to even be ranked the third best member of that stable, you would be forth if your girlfriend wasn’t a complete waste of space. You were the man… and now you have another man riding you from behind in Wesley, your Wesley’s Bitch! Does he pull you by your stupid beard when he rides you from behind… YOUR PATHETIC! You have now become this bitter relic from the past who likes to remind everyone how great you were back in the day. You know what, you may still have the record, but I intend on breaking it. God Vayden when did you become such an irritating, irrelevant fool.”
Alice laughs to herself.”When I gave birth to my son Derrick, it was a difficult painful labour. I started to tear so I needed to be cut… cut from my vagina so that he could come out easier…it's called an episiotomy, google it. Can you imagine how painful and irritating it was for weeks when I went for a piss? IT FUCKING STUNG! And you know what Derrick… I think you are just as irritating! A longing burn that just won’t fuck off! You know if Geri was having your baby, she might have needed an episiotomy… ah shit that ain’t gonna be necessary though because you guys are gonna try to adopt yeah? You’ve got to be kidding me, do you realise how hard it is raising kids? Your both to stupid and selfish to be able to do that, how about I do that kid a favour and leave you in the ICU with Rion that way it can go to a good home and be saved from the total train wreck that is Derrick Vayden.”
Alice stands up and grabs the camera, looking straight into it. “Now let's get serious guys, I’m not messing about when I say I’m coming for blood, because I am. I’ve worked too damn hard to leave Monday with my first loss, winning gets me into the Battlebowl, which gets me that one step closer to glory, to winning the big one and changing my kids lives forever. You guys can keep fucking around pretending to be Cool Kids and collecting spit and shit but whilst you do that I’m gonna keep fighting, keep my brand growing, keep making my babies proud. Olive Adler, bring your A game honey as I will be bringing my whole arsenal as The Hard as Fuck Girl and The Shrike form The Crazy Bitches for one last time and earn our spots in the Battlebowl match.”
Alice hands the camera back to the cameraman and walks away, her phone goes off, she looks at the screen…
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