"The World's Smartest Man" Joe Smarts
Mar 26, 2020 22:03:44 GMT -5
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Character Name: Joe Smarts
Nickname: 'World's Smartest Man'
Hometown: Smartstopia
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs
Alignment: Face
In-Ring Style: Showman/Complete idiot
Bio: Smarts by name, not smarts by nature. Despite his claims that he is the 'World's Smartest Man', Joe is actually quite remarkably stupid. In fact, he's the only person known to get a negative score in an IQ test.
Joe Smarts also has his own religion, Fries Religion. The Fries Religion consists of the Fryble (the Bible, except fries), Joe-sophosy (values that Joe abided by) and the Joe-cyclopedia (an encyclopedia)
Attire: Wears a black shirt with the text 'I like fries' on the front. Wears baggy denim jeans and red high-neck Converse shoes.
Theme song: 'Catgroove' by Parov Stelar
Pic Base: David Tennant
Entrance:
The opening drums of 'Catgroove' are heard through the arena as the crowd goes wild.
Joe: And nowie... It is the time for theeee...
Crowd: World's Smartest Man!
Joe: Joeeeeeeeeeee Smaaaaaaaaa--oomph!!
Joe stumbles on the stage and faceplants the floor. He tripped over his own feet. His faithful companions Jeff and Jimmy emerge from backstage and help him up.
Joe continues as if nothing happened and dances down the ramp, as Jeff and Jimmy hype Joe on his way down.
Eventually, Joe runs down the ramp and slides into the ring Titus O'Neil style. He gets out from underneath ring and takes the steps up and enters the ring through the ropes, only to trip over the ropes.
Joe paces around the ring to the hype of Jimmy and Jeff, while the crowd still cheers his name (it's more of a pity cheer now). Joe death stares the announcer, thinking he's the opponent.
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Favorite moves:
Uppercut
Side Kick
Northern Lights Suplex
Dragon Suplex
Dropkick
Shooting Star Press Headbutt
Bulldog
Swinging Neckbreaker
Body Slam
Tornado DDT
Leg Drop
Top Rope Headbutt
Top Rope Senton
Springboard Headbutt
Springboard Leg Drop
Signature moves:
JUMPING SIDE KICK
Self-explanatory.
1-7-249-NARF PUNCH
10 Count Punch in the corner, except Joe can't count, so he says '1... 7... 249... Narf'
Finishers:
WORLD'S SMARTEST SLAM
An exact copy of the World's Strongest Slam.
STEAL OPPONENT'S FINISHER
Because he's confused.
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Manager: His faithful companions, Jeff and Jimmy
Pic base: Charlie Sheen and Ryan Seacrest, respectively
Nickname: 'World's Smartest Man'
Hometown: Smartstopia
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs
Alignment: Face
In-Ring Style: Showman/Complete idiot
Bio: Smarts by name, not smarts by nature. Despite his claims that he is the 'World's Smartest Man', Joe is actually quite remarkably stupid. In fact, he's the only person known to get a negative score in an IQ test.
Joe Smarts also has his own religion, Fries Religion. The Fries Religion consists of the Fryble (the Bible, except fries), Joe-sophosy (values that Joe abided by) and the Joe-cyclopedia (an encyclopedia)
Attire: Wears a black shirt with the text 'I like fries' on the front. Wears baggy denim jeans and red high-neck Converse shoes.
Theme song: 'Catgroove' by Parov Stelar
Pic Base: David Tennant
Entrance:
The opening drums of 'Catgroove' are heard through the arena as the crowd goes wild.
Joe: And nowie... It is the time for theeee...
Crowd: World's Smartest Man!
Joe: Joeeeeeeeeeee Smaaaaaaaaa--oomph!!
Joe stumbles on the stage and faceplants the floor. He tripped over his own feet. His faithful companions Jeff and Jimmy emerge from backstage and help him up.
Joe continues as if nothing happened and dances down the ramp, as Jeff and Jimmy hype Joe on his way down.
Eventually, Joe runs down the ramp and slides into the ring Titus O'Neil style. He gets out from underneath ring and takes the steps up and enters the ring through the ropes, only to trip over the ropes.
Joe paces around the ring to the hype of Jimmy and Jeff, while the crowd still cheers his name (it's more of a pity cheer now). Joe death stares the announcer, thinking he's the opponent.
---
Favorite moves:
Uppercut
Side Kick
Northern Lights Suplex
Dragon Suplex
Dropkick
Shooting Star Press Headbutt
Bulldog
Swinging Neckbreaker
Body Slam
Tornado DDT
Leg Drop
Top Rope Headbutt
Top Rope Senton
Springboard Headbutt
Springboard Leg Drop
Signature moves:
JUMPING SIDE KICK
Self-explanatory.
1-7-249-NARF PUNCH
10 Count Punch in the corner, except Joe can't count, so he says '1... 7... 249... Narf'
Finishers:
WORLD'S SMARTEST SLAM
An exact copy of the World's Strongest Slam.
STEAL OPPONENT'S FINISHER
Because he's confused.
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Manager: His faithful companions, Jeff and Jimmy
Pic base: Charlie Sheen and Ryan Seacrest, respectively