It's Morphin Time (700 words)
Feb 4, 2020 19:20:46 GMT -5
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Post by Alice on Feb 4, 2020 19:20:46 GMT -5
Single mum Alice sits on her sofa playing Power Rangers on her sons PS4.
Do you blame your failed career as a tattoo artist on her too? Sounds like a big pity party to me. Did you start fighting in dive bars to numb the pain? Perhaps the mass circle jerk with a bunch of untrained wannabees would finally give you some self worth, some gratification in your dour life? It’s great that you are trying to better your life, you want to achieve great success in Action Wrestling and claim a big debut win. Sadly it wont come at my expense as unlike you I will make my life better by joining the big leagues and by making a success of my life to make my kids childhood a happy one unlike the one you lived. Sure they may have to see Mummy take an ass kicking but they know she will be doing it for them because unlike your mum, I love my children.
Damn I forgot how hot Jason David Frank was back in the day. It’s funny how La Gama Blanca resembles a small, pudgy White Ranger. I can’t be arsed to even refer to you by that mouthful, I will simply call “Tommy”.
Remarkably Tommy’s a name well suited for you, seeing as your a ginger Irish dude from Boston and not a Mexican Luchador that you pretend to be. Sure I watched you perform some flippy floppy shit on CruiserClash against Arabella Cole, but you were in the ring with an equally incompentent redhead. Come February 10th Tommy the competition steps up a level as you have to step into the ring with this redish purply pink haired, hard as fuck bitch who aint gonna be out done by your speed and ellusivness. It was impressive that you won your debut match last week considering some will feel you are at a clear disadvantage. I ain’t gonna claim I will beat you purely because you’re small, you clearly have talent, you wouldn’t be in Action Wrestling if you didn’t. I will beat you because I am simply better than you, I can do more flippy floppy shit than most in this division, years of raising two kids by yourself give you a steely determination which will ensure I do not fail my children in securing a brighter future for them, I don’t care if my blood gets spilt in the ring, if I have to sacrifice my body to provide for them I will, there ain't a damn thing you will be able to do to stop me, you can even bring Sabre with you but it won't be enough. Sorry to burst your bubble Tommy, but your career in Action Wrestling won’t be starting with a streak, because like you I will be winning my debut match.
Alice rage quits the game as she dies. She turns off the PS4 and slumps on the sofa and starts looking at her tattooed left arm.
And that brings me to you Alek, i’m not just in the ring with Tommy I have to overcome you too. Damn you think you’ve had a tough life? Imagine trying to raise two kids when your broke as fuck and your husband gets a sudden case of the wiggins and runs away to find himself, that will truly test your mental grit. You think you have mummy issues? Do you blame her for your problems? Your addiction issues and your crappy social situation? Did you ask yourself if you were a good son, maybe you were the problem? A bad egg who couldn’t be nurtured into something resembling a normal person. I mean just look at the self mutilation of your body that you call your greatest work of art. Sure in your eyes you might think you look like Rick Genest but truthly you look more like a prison tattoo artist's bitch, having been inked with an electric shaver and pen ink.
Do you blame your failed career as a tattoo artist on her too? Sounds like a big pity party to me. Did you start fighting in dive bars to numb the pain? Perhaps the mass circle jerk with a bunch of untrained wannabees would finally give you some self worth, some gratification in your dour life? It’s great that you are trying to better your life, you want to achieve great success in Action Wrestling and claim a big debut win. Sadly it wont come at my expense as unlike you I will make my life better by joining the big leagues and by making a success of my life to make my kids childhood a happy one unlike the one you lived. Sure they may have to see Mummy take an ass kicking but they know she will be doing it for them because unlike your mum, I love my children.
To summarise Tommy and Alek, this mummy will be morphing into the “Hard as Fuck” bitch on Monday night and will be smashing both of your third eyes in to make my debut a memorable one.