Post by Stepan Malikov on Feb 2, 2020 17:49:50 GMT -5
*Video Start*
'The following message is brought you by Stepan Malikov, sponsored by Malikovs Microwaves, home of the patented Malikov Turbowave 4000, the most powerful microwave on the market, for only fifty bucks, what a steal'
Cut to Stepan standing in front of a green screen, a cheeky smile plastered on his face.
"Hello and welcome back to the Breakdown, i'm your host 'Stepan Malikov' and this week is a very special episode, because this week, your boy comes home".
"That's right ladies and gentleman, this weeks Clash is taking place in the greatest city with the greatest fans in the world, the place where I made my name and gained enough clout to get signed to Action Wrestling, Detroit, Rock City".
"But before we get to that, a quick side bar to my last match is needed, I want to give a very special shout out to my friend Estrella, while I failed in my quest for the TV title, I don't think god himself was beating her at Revolution, she was nigh unstoppable, congrats Es, moving on".
"This week I have been placed in another multi man match, though this time it's only a triple threat, so not as many people to worry about, first up we have a familiar foe".
Stepan claps his hands, behind him an image of Alex Scott appears behind him.
"Why oh why am I facing Mr. Scott for a third time, unfortunately I have no real answer for you fine people, but I do have a few theories, perhaps they want some of my innate star power to rub off on him, maybe they want me to be a sort of mentor figure to the boy, or maybe they are just lazy and keep putting us together because they can't be bothered, who knows who cares, maybe this time you can do something of note Alex, moving on to my other opponent".
Stepan claps again, the image changing to El Malparido.
"Here we have ourselves some fresh meat, a little newbie waiting to pop his little cherry, El Malparido, another edgy boy to add to the ever growing pile, get a load of this, 'What's there to say about a mentally unhinged, death god worshiper from Juarez that's been know to smoke copious amounts of PCP and hit people with a Mayan war club that the Department of Justice's failed RICO indictment against him already hasn't?', yes everyone this is real, this is the an actual line from Malparidos roster page".
Stepan begins giggling.
"Everyone be real careful, we've got one crazy cat on our hands, listen up Malparido, I and everyone else watching don't care if your a 'death god worshiper' or that your on PCP, none of that matters when your under those bright lights, all that matters is can you hang with the big boys, well, this big boy and whatever wee Alex Scott can be described as, so pretty please Malparido, for the good people of Detroit, don't be another bang and you missed it, be a hit, be something of worth".
Stepan winks at the camera.
"Well that's our show this week, don't forget to tune into Clash this Monday to see my homecoming, if your lucky I might even do some crowd surfing, this is your host Stepan Malikov signing off, see you next time".
*Video End*
'The following message is brought you by Stepan Malikov, sponsored by Malikovs Microwaves, home of the patented Malikov Turbowave 4000, the most powerful microwave on the market, for only fifty bucks, what a steal'
Cut to Stepan standing in front of a green screen, a cheeky smile plastered on his face.
"Hello and welcome back to the Breakdown, i'm your host 'Stepan Malikov' and this week is a very special episode, because this week, your boy comes home".
"That's right ladies and gentleman, this weeks Clash is taking place in the greatest city with the greatest fans in the world, the place where I made my name and gained enough clout to get signed to Action Wrestling, Detroit, Rock City".
"But before we get to that, a quick side bar to my last match is needed, I want to give a very special shout out to my friend Estrella, while I failed in my quest for the TV title, I don't think god himself was beating her at Revolution, she was nigh unstoppable, congrats Es, moving on".
"This week I have been placed in another multi man match, though this time it's only a triple threat, so not as many people to worry about, first up we have a familiar foe".
Stepan claps his hands, behind him an image of Alex Scott appears behind him.
"Why oh why am I facing Mr. Scott for a third time, unfortunately I have no real answer for you fine people, but I do have a few theories, perhaps they want some of my innate star power to rub off on him, maybe they want me to be a sort of mentor figure to the boy, or maybe they are just lazy and keep putting us together because they can't be bothered, who knows who cares, maybe this time you can do something of note Alex, moving on to my other opponent".
Stepan claps again, the image changing to El Malparido.
"Here we have ourselves some fresh meat, a little newbie waiting to pop his little cherry, El Malparido, another edgy boy to add to the ever growing pile, get a load of this, 'What's there to say about a mentally unhinged, death god worshiper from Juarez that's been know to smoke copious amounts of PCP and hit people with a Mayan war club that the Department of Justice's failed RICO indictment against him already hasn't?', yes everyone this is real, this is the an actual line from Malparidos roster page".
Stepan begins giggling.
"Everyone be real careful, we've got one crazy cat on our hands, listen up Malparido, I and everyone else watching don't care if your a 'death god worshiper' or that your on PCP, none of that matters when your under those bright lights, all that matters is can you hang with the big boys, well, this big boy and whatever wee Alex Scott can be described as, so pretty please Malparido, for the good people of Detroit, don't be another bang and you missed it, be a hit, be something of worth".
Stepan winks at the camera.
"Well that's our show this week, don't forget to tune into Clash this Monday to see my homecoming, if your lucky I might even do some crowd surfing, this is your host Stepan Malikov signing off, see you next time".
*Video End*