Bad Ass Bar
Jan 31, 2020 22:04:43 GMT -5
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jan 31, 2020 22:04:43 GMT -5
There is a seedy bar with a parking lot filled with Harley Davidsons. Bad Ass Bob stands outside wearing a pink shirt with the slogan "You are all pussies"
Being a certified badass I was going to go in that bar and whip everyone's ass. Then I remembered I'm facing Flop this week. Flop isn't worthy of such a badass statement. I think so little of Flop I volunteered to wrestle a second match. That's the challenge I expect from Flop. Am I wrong? Is there anyone pinned by Flop who didn't leave in disgrace? I know I would!
Think I'm being harsh on Flop? Not nearly enough! Flop is actually proud of the fact he rapes a goat! That's not badass that's vomit inducing! He has to rape that goat. He's such a loser even a goat wouldn't consent to sex with Flop! Goats find Flop less attractive then a tin can. Come to think of it I'd get more of a challenge kicking around a tin can too!
One day you are going to thank me for the beating you received. I used to be like you. Not a nasty freak like you. But someone nobody respected like you. When I was Below Average Bob everyone laughed just like they laugh for you. But they are really laughing at you. They don't like you. They don't respect you. You're just a joke. I'm going to show you the difference between a clown and a badass. Badasses actually back up their trash talk. Clowns are just trash. All month long I've been laying people out. Nobody is laughing at me anymore. You have been so impressive that even though you won a tag match with QDT there hasn't been so much as a rumor of him wanting you as his partner.
Your idea of badass is actually sticking things up your ass. You're hopeless! Word of warning. Don't think for one second the lack of respect I have for you on every level is going to cause me to take it easy on you. The opposite is true. When I see a worthless pile of shit being given opportunities I deserve..
That makes me see red. I don't want to be angry though. So the way I calm myself down is by eliminating the problem.. Destroying the object of my rage. I didn't have a chance to compete at Revolution 3. But you did Flop. In spite of the fact you blew opportunity after opportunity you must also have blown someone in the back. Why else were you in the main event of the first Cruiserclash for a shot at the Cruiserweight championship? You didn't deserve it.. It showed. Baker and Keaton took turns battering you till one of them dickwads, Graham, won.
You're gonna learn what happens to people who steal Bob's opportunities. Ask Magic. YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I FUCKING ENDED HIS CAREER! A real badass takes the law into his own hands. He doesn't whine he gets justice for himself. Mark Miller kept pushing me I fractured his skull with a steel chair. CAREER OVER. Magic took my rumble spot. CAREER OVER. You stole my contender match. Do the math Flop. CAREER OVER. Keaton and Baker stopped me from breaking Magic's face the way he deserved. I guess I'll just have to break you instead.
You have less chance of surviving this match then lamb does when Billy wants a taco. I don't mean fuck a lamb next either! This is why I'm doing the world a favor getting rid of you.
I end careers. You stalk former cruiserweight champions. This match between us it's no contest. When this match is over you might as well change your name to Flophouse because that's where you'll be living once I finish you off for good!
Bob steals himself a Harley like the badass he is.
Being a certified badass I was going to go in that bar and whip everyone's ass. Then I remembered I'm facing Flop this week. Flop isn't worthy of such a badass statement. I think so little of Flop I volunteered to wrestle a second match. That's the challenge I expect from Flop. Am I wrong? Is there anyone pinned by Flop who didn't leave in disgrace? I know I would!
Think I'm being harsh on Flop? Not nearly enough! Flop is actually proud of the fact he rapes a goat! That's not badass that's vomit inducing! He has to rape that goat. He's such a loser even a goat wouldn't consent to sex with Flop! Goats find Flop less attractive then a tin can. Come to think of it I'd get more of a challenge kicking around a tin can too!
One day you are going to thank me for the beating you received. I used to be like you. Not a nasty freak like you. But someone nobody respected like you. When I was Below Average Bob everyone laughed just like they laugh for you. But they are really laughing at you. They don't like you. They don't respect you. You're just a joke. I'm going to show you the difference between a clown and a badass. Badasses actually back up their trash talk. Clowns are just trash. All month long I've been laying people out. Nobody is laughing at me anymore. You have been so impressive that even though you won a tag match with QDT there hasn't been so much as a rumor of him wanting you as his partner.
Your idea of badass is actually sticking things up your ass. You're hopeless! Word of warning. Don't think for one second the lack of respect I have for you on every level is going to cause me to take it easy on you. The opposite is true. When I see a worthless pile of shit being given opportunities I deserve..
That makes me see red. I don't want to be angry though. So the way I calm myself down is by eliminating the problem.. Destroying the object of my rage. I didn't have a chance to compete at Revolution 3. But you did Flop. In spite of the fact you blew opportunity after opportunity you must also have blown someone in the back. Why else were you in the main event of the first Cruiserclash for a shot at the Cruiserweight championship? You didn't deserve it.. It showed. Baker and Keaton took turns battering you till one of them dickwads, Graham, won.
You're gonna learn what happens to people who steal Bob's opportunities. Ask Magic. YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I FUCKING ENDED HIS CAREER! A real badass takes the law into his own hands. He doesn't whine he gets justice for himself. Mark Miller kept pushing me I fractured his skull with a steel chair. CAREER OVER. Magic took my rumble spot. CAREER OVER. You stole my contender match. Do the math Flop. CAREER OVER. Keaton and Baker stopped me from breaking Magic's face the way he deserved. I guess I'll just have to break you instead.
You have less chance of surviving this match then lamb does when Billy wants a taco. I don't mean fuck a lamb next either! This is why I'm doing the world a favor getting rid of you.
I end careers. You stalk former cruiserweight champions. This match between us it's no contest. When this match is over you might as well change your name to Flophouse because that's where you'll be living once I finish you off for good!
Bob steals himself a Harley like the badass he is.