Post by Ned the Intern on Jan 27, 2020 22:12:20 GMT -5
Our adventure begins in a small studio apartment in Los Angeles. My brother Chris and I got a pretty decent deal on it. The main downside is that we have bunkbeds again. Grown ass men… sleeping on bunkbeds. It's fine… for now. We're just two very different brothers… and it's been… a challenge. We've lived together our whole lives though. Might as well keep it going. Anyway… today we're working on a segment to send in to some stoner podcast Chris listens to. I don't know how he got them to cover us… but… whatever. Any publicity is good publicity. Right?
"Mic check. One two. Is this thing on?"
"I think they can hear you, Chris."
"Cool cool. Listen up and listen reeeeeeeal good, Action Wrestling. Me and my bro… we're comin' back for round two… and we're comin' hard… bro. Next Monday… we're comin' hard all over Little Caesars Arena Arena in Detroit, Michigan!"
"You know how that sounds… right?"
"It sounds dope, bro. Dope… Bro. Dope Bros! That should be our tag team name, bro!"
"Thanks for proving who is the real idea man here."
"You're welcome… bro."
"We had a little hiccup in our debut match for Action Wrestling. We went up against HaVeN… and lost. It worked out well for them… because they are now Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions. Congrats to them, by the way. They did great at Revolution 3… while we… watched from our apartment. Their opponents were SVS and VHS… who up until that day were THE premier cruiserweight tag team. They were unstoppable… until they were stopped. Now we have the opportunity to strike while they are most vulnerable. Right now, they're doubting whether they have what it takes. They're not at their best… and that's what's best for us."
"I don't even know if we're at our best after that match with HaVeN. That was a rough night, bro."
"Rough, sure… but we'll bounce back. We're still young, still growing, still learning. We have never competed at such a high level before. Being active in Action and Showtime simultaneously… there are going to be losses… but we will learn from our mistakes and move forward."
"Where are we ranked in the division, bro?"
"I haven't seen rankings for our division… but I would assume we're dead last. That's a blessing in disguise. Nobody expects much from us around here. We're just Raging Dead's brothers-in-law. We're nothing to take seriously. We couldn't possibly amount to anything in Action Wrestling."
"Ohhhhhhhh. Word?"
"And that makes us dangerous opponents. When you think we're going to zig… we zag. SVS and VHS better expect the unexpected come Monday at CruiserClash."
"But if we're the unexpected… and they expect us… then like… what do WE expect?"
"I'm not sure I follow."
"Exactly, bro."
"So… what remains to be seen is just how well SVS and VHS are able to recuperate after that monumental loss at Revolution 3. They were primed and ready to lead this division… until HaVeN showed up and showed out. I would love another chance to take on HaVeN… but for now our focus is on two men who couldn't be more different. And that's coming from a twin whose twin is waayyyyyy out there."
"Yeah, bro. All the way in otter space."
"I think you mean outer space."
"Yeah, bro. We're saying the same words."
"Sometimes I wonder about you."
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm looking up at the same stars as Anna Kendrick at night. I think I'm in love with her. She looked great in the movie Trolls."
"That's an animated movie, Chris."
"Yeah, bro. She was mad animated. Just like when we roll into Detroit in a tank and blow SVS and VHS."
"There's no tank… and… just… no…"
My brother is high as a kite… as usual. I'm just going to stop recording for the podcast now. He won't even notice. If he can keep his head on long enough for us to get our shit in on Monday… then I believe we will be victorious. VHS and SVS are looking to avenge their recent loss. So are we. May the best team win.
Das ende.