The Breakdown ep4 Revolution is Coming
Jan 24, 2020 20:01:13 GMT -5
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Post by Stepan Malikov on Jan 24, 2020 20:01:13 GMT -5
*Video Start*
'The following message is brought you by Stepan Malikov, sponsored by Malikovs Microwaves, home of the patented Malikov Turbowave 4000, the most powerful microwave on the market, for only fifty bucks, what a steal'
Cut to Stepan standing in front of a whiteboard in a empty field.
"Hello and welcome to this weeks episode of the breakdown, i'm your host, Stepan, and today we will be breaking down the TV title gauntlet match at Revolution, this sunday on PPV".
"Now first off, why am I in this field you may be asking, well viewers that is a very good question with a very simple answer, I am currently in the middle of a road trip to Washington, where Revolution is taking place, unfortunately we forgot to film today's episode before we left so we decided to just do it here, in the beautiful state of Iowa".
"Before we get to my match at Revolution though, let us quickly discuss my match at this last Clash, bug props to Olivia, she brought the fight and came out on top, unfortunately it seems it wasn't enough to get booked on the big stage, but that's a story for another day".
"Speaking of, this sunday at Revolution, I am competing in a gauntlet match for the TV championship, six competitors stand in my way, blocking me from etching my name in the record books, so, as is tradition with these crowded matches, I have brought back the handy whiteboard to help shed a little light on my opponents, and I actually did research this time".
Stepan turns to the whiteboard and writes 'Alex Scott' with a doodle of a present next to it.
"Now this first name might look a little familiar, that's because Mr. Scott was in the U.S title battle royal with me, unfortunately for me I couldn't find much about him though, as it seems he keeps his cards to his chest, if i'm using that phrase correctly, next".
He turns back and writes 'Travis Blake/Black?'
"I have no clue what his last name is, his roster page says Blake, but the official card says Black, who knows or cares, he is another one with basically nothing known about him, except that he calls himself a prodigy, which is incredibly stupid, you get called a prodigy, you con't declare yourself one, next".
He turns back and writes 'Felix Fortain' with a doodle of a angry face.
"Ah, The Devourer himself, the big dumb brute, another person with little to no information available on them, is anyone else sensing a pattern, listen, i'm not scared of you Felix, your just another run of the mill big guy, i've beaten plenty of those over my career, whats one more, next".
He turns around and writes 'Scott Slayer' with a crude anarchy symbol next to it.
"Here we have one of our resident edgy boy, the man who is here to usurp those he sees as unworthy of power, what ever the fuck that means, in simpler terms, he's a immature brat with a ego problem and a need for attention, he hates anyone who has any kind of success because in his eyes he deserves it more, news flash Scotty, your just a punk kid with no redeeming qualities, what you need to do after your embarrassed on sunday is go on a spirit journey of sorts, and come back with a real personality, we have enough edgy boys around here, next".
He turns back and writes 'Hot Shot Wayne Austin' with a doodle of a beer can next to it.
"There's not a lot to say about Wayne, he likes beer, he likes to fight, that's about it, a simple guy, not that there's anything wrong with that, it's almost endearing, I have no beef with you Wayne, let's share a beer sometime. next".
He turns back and writes 'Estrella Luiz #1'
"Lastly we have the champ herself, my sorta kinda friend, and the person starting off this gauntlet, which while funny is kinda bullshit, now me an Es have a complected relationship, we are usually friendly towards each other, she even filmed a commercial for me if you remember, but we are both pretty argumentative people and can get into it at the any moment, but we have both agreed to keep it civil, so that's all i'l say".
"So there's the field, let's discus who are the biggest threats, or should I say threat because in reality there is only one person in this who I can see winning besides myself, and that's Estrella, I predict that she will eliminate everyone before I get out there, hopefully late, but ultimately i'm gonna have to beat her, sorry Es".
"That about wraps up this weeks episode, this time next week I could very well be the champion of all television, so look forward to that, and as always, don't forget to check out Malikovs Microwaves for all your microwaving needs, see you next time".
'This sunday, tune into the AW Network to see all your favorite Action Wrestling stars at Revolution Three, live from the Capital One Arena in Washington, DC, don't miss it'
Cut to black
*Video End*
'The following message is brought you by Stepan Malikov, sponsored by Malikovs Microwaves, home of the patented Malikov Turbowave 4000, the most powerful microwave on the market, for only fifty bucks, what a steal'
Cut to Stepan standing in front of a whiteboard in a empty field.
"Hello and welcome to this weeks episode of the breakdown, i'm your host, Stepan, and today we will be breaking down the TV title gauntlet match at Revolution, this sunday on PPV".
"Now first off, why am I in this field you may be asking, well viewers that is a very good question with a very simple answer, I am currently in the middle of a road trip to Washington, where Revolution is taking place, unfortunately we forgot to film today's episode before we left so we decided to just do it here, in the beautiful state of Iowa".
"Before we get to my match at Revolution though, let us quickly discuss my match at this last Clash, bug props to Olivia, she brought the fight and came out on top, unfortunately it seems it wasn't enough to get booked on the big stage, but that's a story for another day".
"Speaking of, this sunday at Revolution, I am competing in a gauntlet match for the TV championship, six competitors stand in my way, blocking me from etching my name in the record books, so, as is tradition with these crowded matches, I have brought back the handy whiteboard to help shed a little light on my opponents, and I actually did research this time".
Stepan turns to the whiteboard and writes 'Alex Scott' with a doodle of a present next to it.
"Now this first name might look a little familiar, that's because Mr. Scott was in the U.S title battle royal with me, unfortunately for me I couldn't find much about him though, as it seems he keeps his cards to his chest, if i'm using that phrase correctly, next".
He turns back and writes 'Travis Blake/Black?'
"I have no clue what his last name is, his roster page says Blake, but the official card says Black, who knows or cares, he is another one with basically nothing known about him, except that he calls himself a prodigy, which is incredibly stupid, you get called a prodigy, you con't declare yourself one, next".
He turns back and writes 'Felix Fortain' with a doodle of a angry face.
"Ah, The Devourer himself, the big dumb brute, another person with little to no information available on them, is anyone else sensing a pattern, listen, i'm not scared of you Felix, your just another run of the mill big guy, i've beaten plenty of those over my career, whats one more, next".
He turns around and writes 'Scott Slayer' with a crude anarchy symbol next to it.
"Here we have one of our resident edgy boy, the man who is here to usurp those he sees as unworthy of power, what ever the fuck that means, in simpler terms, he's a immature brat with a ego problem and a need for attention, he hates anyone who has any kind of success because in his eyes he deserves it more, news flash Scotty, your just a punk kid with no redeeming qualities, what you need to do after your embarrassed on sunday is go on a spirit journey of sorts, and come back with a real personality, we have enough edgy boys around here, next".
He turns back and writes 'Hot Shot Wayne Austin' with a doodle of a beer can next to it.
"There's not a lot to say about Wayne, he likes beer, he likes to fight, that's about it, a simple guy, not that there's anything wrong with that, it's almost endearing, I have no beef with you Wayne, let's share a beer sometime. next".
He turns back and writes 'Estrella Luiz #1'
"Lastly we have the champ herself, my sorta kinda friend, and the person starting off this gauntlet, which while funny is kinda bullshit, now me an Es have a complected relationship, we are usually friendly towards each other, she even filmed a commercial for me if you remember, but we are both pretty argumentative people and can get into it at the any moment, but we have both agreed to keep it civil, so that's all i'l say".
"So there's the field, let's discus who are the biggest threats, or should I say threat because in reality there is only one person in this who I can see winning besides myself, and that's Estrella, I predict that she will eliminate everyone before I get out there, hopefully late, but ultimately i'm gonna have to beat her, sorry Es".
"That about wraps up this weeks episode, this time next week I could very well be the champion of all television, so look forward to that, and as always, don't forget to check out Malikovs Microwaves for all your microwaving needs, see you next time".
'This sunday, tune into the AW Network to see all your favorite Action Wrestling stars at Revolution Three, live from the Capital One Arena in Washington, DC, don't miss it'
Cut to black
*Video End*