Post by Zombie McMorris on Jan 22, 2020 0:46:55 GMT -5
** LOL wait. Hold the fucc up. Tort are you serious? This is what you wanted? Yah, I think that our boi Ol’ Z can handle this shit. With ease son? Word son? Word son. Real word. I know that ol’ Z gave you his word a long time ago but that was then and this is now and well I think you understand. So, we’ll set it all up quite simple: ~ahem~ Oh shit, its our boi ol’ Z [ o’ no] coming at chu live for the sake of k-k-k-umming at chu live and men a live -> men alive aint none ya’ll gone make it out of here alive tonight. Sitting on a pile of money stacked a storey tall -> balancing a chair precariously on it with his feet kicked up on a desk in front of Pantheon West. Golden crack pipe in his mouth. The barbwire baseball bat sits on the desk in betwix the APW North American and Horror Kore Championships **
“ Bitches been running up and down and sideways and longways and talking about signing the songs of their repressed people like they ILL-LUMINATED and shit but they all still left in the BLACK and the NIGHTENGALE LOL. CD, I know you don’t mind that I set this hardware here. Aint like I’m under any ILL-lusions that you give a shit but if we letting the Trinity title just hang around ( LOL the fuck is that?) Then we can at least accept into cannon the fact that currently, ZMAC is Zombie two belts. I’mma have to thank Irena for the hardware on this desk and Papa Tort for this litteral mountain of cash that I sit atop as I’m about to become Zombie 3-way ( Bonnie Blue . Irina, we have questions. You have answers *wink* ) Now maybe, just fuggin maybe you got it in your soul to hold onto that belt for as long as you can but CD
LMAO who you think you foolin’ cuz it aint ol’ Z. You might get Jimmy NG with that gimmick but
* ZMAC starts pounding the table *
Unless. You. here. To. SUCK. MY. DICK. Then you’re here to lose to the Horror Kore I-k-k-k-kon.
* cue the red, white and blue fighter jet fly over *
And the Immortal American.
* ZMAC tokes the pipe. *
As for you -> Jimmy NG, I’m just sitting here eating extra well done pizza, contemplating how I’m going to turn your career into a bad Chevelle song.
LOL
You’re right! I did it!
Now, Jimmy. I know you think you’re running up and murkin it ( LOL fuck no you aint ) but CD knows -> F U C K I N G -> K N O W S how fucked he is -> Even if he dont want to admit it. I have seen this man -> the king of the Death Match -> The king of all wrestlers.. And you know what..
For 8 damn years CD has seen me fight and kill. Murder and BE murdered. He has seen me end 40+ careers and murder everyones twitter sanity with 60 pages of the dankest of memes and now after seeing me do what I did -> he’s looked into all the possible outcomes and he’s over here like:
And I’m over here like:
Hey, CD -> You wana lose to Avengers Memes -> cuz this is how you lose to Avengers memes LOLZ
Now see, Jimmy you don’t know what the fuck is about to happen but CDs already checked the fuck out, getting tossed by Avengers memes. And I know that like, you’re retarded and you don’t get the joke. You just see memes and shit but you don’t know
HOW
MANY
BELTS
OL’Z
HAZ
WON
LIKE
THIZ
Answer: All of them.
Jimmy, I’m not sitting on a pile of ‘ here ZMAC, go play nice’ money.
I’m sitting on stackz of that Saudi blood money. This money pays for me to end careers and put people out of their fuccboi misery. Fuccbois like you. 2 C’s cuz you’s a double KAY-YUNT. I know dat you aint scared. They aint ever scared. Until its to late and trust me son -> its waaay past your fuckin bed time. Im going to beat your punk ass like you was my wife. And I aint using that cat o nine tails but [ beep ] right there on the table. Tort wants Horror Kore and I’m the only Coked Up Madman to do it. Ol’ Zs not one for the dramatics but just know that I’m going to eviscerate you in the middle of the ring.
* ZMAC looks at the watch on his wrist that clearly isnt there *
And only so much time to do it.
Its the endgame now, Tinky Winky and its going to be your ass. I’m going to hit you dove with a dove Killah. Eating all them elbows and all them Burning Hammers cuz I’mma no selling son of a bitch like that. I aint here to put ya’ll over. Zombie 3-way is taking over the Horror Kore division and might as well dethrone of the King of Cat Piss and the King of the Death Match. Out of curiosity, how can YOU be the king of deathmatches when I’m the one that cant die? Hmp, we’ll have to put that name to the test this week when its
KILL.
ZMAC.
KILL.
And you’ll all float down here…
Trust me.
LOL
FGT
FGT