Post by Zombie McMorris on Mar 25, 2018 1:00:04 GMT -5
GET CAUGHT UP: THE ZKAST & HERE
Hit the streets of Reno with our Boi -> Ol’ Z as the sun sets in Reno. Hangin’ N’ Bangin. Hes about to pop awf and go N find Spencer Adams. Spencer put him in this situation and its not that Ol’ Z aint grateful but The Straight Up Savage hasn’t even shown his face up in here and told Ol’ Z whats up on the real. The way Ol’ Z sees it, Spence got some explaining to do.
Ol’ Z has been casing the small town of Reno for a few days and cant find his boi, the straight up Savage. His fists are taped, his steel toe boots are laced and Ol’ Z is ready for some ACTION (wrestling). He grows impatient checkin doors and rooms and different buildings; aint nobody seen Spencer Adams so finaly Ol’ Z takes out his golden crackberry and starts recording himself for this weeks edition of CLASH (of fgts LOL).
“ Yo, Its ya boi Ol’ Z coming at chu LIVE her in Reno. I’m tryin to track down Spencer Adams to tah N find sum answers but it seems like ain’t nobody sen him. So I figure take I’d tee awf on Alex Haden and Jay frost. You see, week one and I start seeing doubters to what Ol’Z can do-> its as if the world doesn’t yet know who I am. I am Zombie McMorris, a one man fed wrecking crew. Whats even more fuckin laughable is the fact that Roy Speedes protégée thinks he has what it takes to stand in my way. First off, be fuckin real up in here. Roy Speede couldn’t have a student of his craft because Roy Speede has no craft and trust ya boi -> he knows Roy Speede. Speede couldn’t draw the house if he scribbled an actual house (LOL and this Nilla is world champion? Get fucked ADUB) Talkin bout Alex Haden havin a monop on shit when he just got beebopped all over the arena last week. And Why the fuck am I teaming with Cereal duder -> straight up shit canned him last week too. Then you got Jay Frost, 201 champ -> bout to get 201 fucked in the azz by ya boi. Aint even a fuckin contest, just a molestation at a Subway Convention. Very sweaty and very non-consensual. Also, Alex Haden might be a ten year boy –forensics in inconclusive -> but they’ll find out
THEY ALWAYS DO!
But Nah, fah real -> they be putting ya boi in a fuckin tag match like this is suppose to build tension when all its going is showing that ol’Z as dirty as he is is shinin better and brighter than all the rest in 201. Id anything, Jay Prost got the most to lose because we all know Alex Haden gone eat the pin and then Jay Frost got to look into the cold yellow eyes of this Coked Up Mad Man and knows that hes next on the list.
Dat 201 Belt, son – that’s whats Ol’ Z gone take from you at Battleground cuz you know I’m K-K-K-KUUMMIN fo it and if you be thinkin that you got what it takes to beat ol’ Z then well – lets just see. However Frost, you know you on the losing team. You know you got cucked with Haden and better do everything in your power to make sure I don’t curb stomp the both of you into Oblivion. Your 201 title may just depend on it
LOL spoilers: it fuckin does son.
Monday Night, Frost, I’m going to bury both you and Alex with an AXE WOUND and put the entire 201 on fuckin NOTICE.
AS LONG AS OL’ Z’s HERE -> AINT NONE OF YOU GETTING NOTICED"
DEUCES BITCH!
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