Post by El Malparido on Jan 19, 2020 16:03:36 GMT -5
Character Name: El Malparido
(The Bastard)
Nickname:
Hometown:
Cuidad de Juarez, Mexico
Height: 5'11"
Weight:
209 lbs
Alignment: Heel
In-Ring Style: Lucha Muerte (A hybrid of lucha and deathmatch when the situation demands weapons.
)
Bio:
What's there to say about a mentally unhinged, death god worshiper from Juarez that's been know to smoke copious amounts of PCP and hit people with a Mayan war club that the Department of Justice's failed RICO indictment against him already hasn't?
Nobody knows exactly who El Malparido is, or what caused him to be the way he is, but if they found out, they'd probably wished they didn't. He is unhinged, foul, sadomasochistic, and voted for Trump just to piss off other mexicans. Petty as hell, too; he intentionally gave his ex-fiance chlamydia just for messing with the channels on his SirriusXM radio. He just doesn't mutilate people in the ring; he also will try to steal your personal information from the Dark Web and fuck up your credit by buying absurd amounts of tentacle porn sit subscriptions under your name, too. He's weird and vengeful.
Malparido also is a fanatic for The Cult of Our Holy Lady of Death, a charming organization devoted to a philosophy of "hey, everything's gonna day eventually, so screw it, do what you like." He has very little regard for human life, his or especially yours, and will flat out tell to your face your baby is ugly and probably willdevelop a learning disability.
After years of underground lucha fights and beef with immigration, El has arrived to spread the gospel of lucha muerte, squash somebody with a frogsplash while wielding a steel chair laced with blasting caps, and cause drama when all those ringrats he impregnates show up to start drama.
And drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
Attire:
In ring: Black skull mask; usually has some sort of metallic trim.Same with the full body suit.
Out of the ring: Always wears the mask, but dresses norteño mexicano style; snakeskin cowboy boots and hat, gaudy rodeo belt, and El Chapo style Barabas shirts.
Theme song:
"Artillería Pesada" by Control Machete
Pic Base Pentagon, Jr.
Favorite moves (at least 15 moves):
Springboard Armdrag
Snap suplex
Diving Hurricarana
Sprinboard Leg Drop
Handspring off the ropes into a back elbow smash
Plancha Suicida
Inverted Atomic Drop
Osaka Street Cutter
Northern Lights Suplex pin
Missile Dropkick
Roman Greco punch to the nut-sack
Eye poke
Fisherman's brainbuster
High angle backdrop
Samoan Drop
Throat punch
Anything involving weapons
Weapon of choice: Macuahuitl. A mayan warclub made out of yucutan wood and lined with obsidian shards. Think a cricket bat with razor blades slotted in on the sides.
Signature move(s): Phantom Lariat
Off the ropes Tornado DDT
Finisher(s):
Muerte Desde Arriba (Death from Above.)-810 Senton Splash from the top rope
P.C.P.(Penocha Crushing Piledriver)
Belly to back pile-driver
Manager (optional):
(The Bastard)
Nickname:
Hometown:
Cuidad de Juarez, Mexico
Height: 5'11"
Weight:
209 lbs
Alignment: Heel
In-Ring Style: Lucha Muerte (A hybrid of lucha and deathmatch when the situation demands weapons.
)
Bio:
What's there to say about a mentally unhinged, death god worshiper from Juarez that's been know to smoke copious amounts of PCP and hit people with a Mayan war club that the Department of Justice's failed RICO indictment against him already hasn't?
Nobody knows exactly who El Malparido is, or what caused him to be the way he is, but if they found out, they'd probably wished they didn't. He is unhinged, foul, sadomasochistic, and voted for Trump just to piss off other mexicans. Petty as hell, too; he intentionally gave his ex-fiance chlamydia just for messing with the channels on his SirriusXM radio. He just doesn't mutilate people in the ring; he also will try to steal your personal information from the Dark Web and fuck up your credit by buying absurd amounts of tentacle porn sit subscriptions under your name, too. He's weird and vengeful.
Malparido also is a fanatic for The Cult of Our Holy Lady of Death, a charming organization devoted to a philosophy of "hey, everything's gonna day eventually, so screw it, do what you like." He has very little regard for human life, his or especially yours, and will flat out tell to your face your baby is ugly and probably willdevelop a learning disability.
After years of underground lucha fights and beef with immigration, El has arrived to spread the gospel of lucha muerte, squash somebody with a frogsplash while wielding a steel chair laced with blasting caps, and cause drama when all those ringrats he impregnates show up to start drama.
And drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
Attire:
In ring: Black skull mask; usually has some sort of metallic trim.Same with the full body suit.
Out of the ring: Always wears the mask, but dresses norteño mexicano style; snakeskin cowboy boots and hat, gaudy rodeo belt, and El Chapo style Barabas shirts.
Theme song:
"Artillería Pesada" by Control Machete
Pic Base Pentagon, Jr.
Entrance:
"Artillería Pesada" by Control Machete plays over the arena's sound system, and El Malparido walks out from behind the curtain, drinking cheap tequila and eating a red onion. As he walks past the fans, he stops to swig his booze and belch stank ass tequila/onion fumes in people's faces. He also throws the onion into the crowd,and trash talks the people dumb enough to scramble for it.
He jumps onto the apron and front flips into the ring with the bottle still in his hand. He takes one last swig, slides the bottle out of the ring, and paces around the ring, foaming at the mouth and screaming obscenities in Spanish.
"Artillería Pesada" by Control Machete plays over the arena's sound system, and El Malparido walks out from behind the curtain, drinking cheap tequila and eating a red onion. As he walks past the fans, he stops to swig his booze and belch stank ass tequila/onion fumes in people's faces. He also throws the onion into the crowd,and trash talks the people dumb enough to scramble for it.
He jumps onto the apron and front flips into the ring with the bottle still in his hand. He takes one last swig, slides the bottle out of the ring, and paces around the ring, foaming at the mouth and screaming obscenities in Spanish.
Favorite moves (at least 15 moves):
Springboard Armdrag
Snap suplex
Diving Hurricarana
Sprinboard Leg Drop
Handspring off the ropes into a back elbow smash
Plancha Suicida
Inverted Atomic Drop
Osaka Street Cutter
Northern Lights Suplex pin
Missile Dropkick
Roman Greco punch to the nut-sack
Eye poke
Fisherman's brainbuster
High angle backdrop
Samoan Drop
Throat punch
Anything involving weapons
Weapon of choice: Macuahuitl. A mayan warclub made out of yucutan wood and lined with obsidian shards. Think a cricket bat with razor blades slotted in on the sides.
Signature move(s): Phantom Lariat
Off the ropes Tornado DDT
Finisher(s):
Muerte Desde Arriba (Death from Above.)-810 Senton Splash from the top rope
P.C.P.(Penocha Crushing Piledriver)
Belly to back pile-driver
Manager (optional):