Post by Bolas De Arana on Jan 12, 2020 22:41:24 GMT -5
{The camera comes up to Bolas de Arana walking into his locker room at Cruiser Clash. And by locker room, it looks more like the cleaning closet. But hey, nothing but the best for one of the great cruiserweights. Or at least, that's how he sees it. Let's be fair, he isn’t that good. But don’t tell him that, or else he will get mad at me for exposing it. Anywho...Bolas is preparing himself for his match, and for some reason has a desktop computer in here. Seriously...in the cleaning closet? What in the blue hell is he thinking? Doesn't he know that those chemicals could be harmful to it?! Jeez, whatever, not like it’s my computer. Take it away Bolas. Jackass.}
“Oh hello there my faithful Ball-o-holics! And welcome to another Cruiser episode of CLASH. IS. BALLZ!! I, as always, am your faithful companion, your diamond in the rough, your private dancer dancing for money, Bolas de Arana. And this week folks, we are going to go over some of the fan mail that you faithful send me through email.”
{Bolas starts clicking away at the computer}
“This first one is from Erectile Dysfunction. What the hell?!”
“SQUAWK!”
{Above Bolas, sitting on a perch, is Enrique Seagullesies.}
“Of course I know that isn’t what I was looking for. How come I get these! I’m not that old!”
{Bolas starts clicking some more}
“Russian brides, my credit score, more erectile dysfunction. Is this really all I have in my email?”
{Bolas lets out an exasperated sigh}
“You know, I get it though. I don’t blame you, the faithful Ball-O-Holics. I blame me. Because I haven’t really done anything lately to make you want to send me fan mail. I have failed you. Failed myself. Failed to be the hero you all want and need. And that's on me.”
“I like to have a good time, maybe shake my bolas here and there, have a little tea time with my colleagues, offer them towels after a long day. But that needs to be that. Just the fun I am having outside the ring. When I get in the ring, I need to have a different kind of fun. The kind that lights up the match, lights up the crowd, and lights up my opponents. Now Flop and Cereal Man, I’m sure you were hoping to find the fun loving, good time having Bolas coming to the ring. And you will. But you are not going to like him.”
“SQUAWK!”
“You’re dam right Enrique. My Mexican Eagle speaks the truth! This Bolas is coming to win. Coming to dominate. Coming to get a date with his…”
“SQUAWK!”
“What! I can talk about QDT any way I want dammit! After all, we all see Flop drooling over Vayden and you don’t see anyone stopping him. And Cereal Man with his Trix the Rabbit obsession. But no...Bolas talks about one little man crush and people lose their stuff.”
“SQUAWK!”
“Yes I know. I need to be more focused on what is at stake. And that is victory. I need to win, I need to show the world, show my Ball-O-Holics that I am the hero they need and that I am the Cruiserweight Champion they want. Not the “Cutie” champion, but someone with some real fan appeal. Someone that hasn’t turned his back on the world. But to do that, I need to take home the win again and again. So to my opponents, I truly hope you have a great match. But I also truly hope that you don’t hate me when I’m done.”
{Bolas throws two thumbs up and waves to the camera as it backs out of the “locker room” and the door closes, showing that it really is the janitorial closet, as the camera fades to black}
“Oh hello there my faithful Ball-o-holics! And welcome to another Cruiser episode of CLASH. IS. BALLZ!! I, as always, am your faithful companion, your diamond in the rough, your private dancer dancing for money, Bolas de Arana. And this week folks, we are going to go over some of the fan mail that you faithful send me through email.”
{Bolas starts clicking away at the computer}
“This first one is from Erectile Dysfunction. What the hell?!”
“SQUAWK!”
{Above Bolas, sitting on a perch, is Enrique Seagullesies.}
“Of course I know that isn’t what I was looking for. How come I get these! I’m not that old!”
{Bolas starts clicking some more}
“Russian brides, my credit score, more erectile dysfunction. Is this really all I have in my email?”
{Bolas lets out an exasperated sigh}
“You know, I get it though. I don’t blame you, the faithful Ball-O-Holics. I blame me. Because I haven’t really done anything lately to make you want to send me fan mail. I have failed you. Failed myself. Failed to be the hero you all want and need. And that's on me.”
“I like to have a good time, maybe shake my bolas here and there, have a little tea time with my colleagues, offer them towels after a long day. But that needs to be that. Just the fun I am having outside the ring. When I get in the ring, I need to have a different kind of fun. The kind that lights up the match, lights up the crowd, and lights up my opponents. Now Flop and Cereal Man, I’m sure you were hoping to find the fun loving, good time having Bolas coming to the ring. And you will. But you are not going to like him.”
“SQUAWK!”
“You’re dam right Enrique. My Mexican Eagle speaks the truth! This Bolas is coming to win. Coming to dominate. Coming to get a date with his…”
“SQUAWK!”
“What! I can talk about QDT any way I want dammit! After all, we all see Flop drooling over Vayden and you don’t see anyone stopping him. And Cereal Man with his Trix the Rabbit obsession. But no...Bolas talks about one little man crush and people lose their stuff.”
“SQUAWK!”
“Yes I know. I need to be more focused on what is at stake. And that is victory. I need to win, I need to show the world, show my Ball-O-Holics that I am the hero they need and that I am the Cruiserweight Champion they want. Not the “Cutie” champion, but someone with some real fan appeal. Someone that hasn’t turned his back on the world. But to do that, I need to take home the win again and again. So to my opponents, I truly hope you have a great match. But I also truly hope that you don’t hate me when I’m done.”
{Bolas throws two thumbs up and waves to the camera as it backs out of the “locker room” and the door closes, showing that it really is the janitorial closet, as the camera fades to black}
Will Bolas pull out the unexpected victory?
Or will he be sent back to his locker room sad?
And whats up with the janitorial closet as a locker room??
All this and more when you stay tuned to Action Wrestling and Cruiser Clash!
Or will he be sent back to his locker room sad?
And whats up with the janitorial closet as a locker room??
All this and more when you stay tuned to Action Wrestling and Cruiser Clash!