QD-O's for Breakfast (610)
Jan 5, 2020 1:46:23 GMT -5
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Post by Bolas De Arana on Jan 5, 2020 1:46:23 GMT -5
{Welcome back one and all to the not very up and coming apartment of one Bolas de Arana. And of course, sitting on his perch, is Enrique Seagullesisis. Bolas comes walking out of what must be his bedroom, wearing his wrestling gear, but with pink bunny slippers on and an “I Love Spiderman” T-shirt over the top of his outfit. Bolas has a bowl of cereal and sits it on the counter as he looks to the camera with suprise}
“Oh hello there. And welcome one and all. I of course am your host, the man with more charisma then a Minnesota Vikings tailgate, Bolas “I always go for the two point conversion” de Aranas. And welcome to the very first BALLS IS CRUISERCLASH! That's right my faithful Balloholics, the cruiserweights are taking over! And we get our own show, where yours truly will be tagging this week with Psychopomp. The two of us had a good time in the Cruiser Rumble so why the hell not right. Management knows money when it sees it.”
{Bolas with some sort of a pose that screams money. Use your dam imagination.}
“Now I see that our opponents are VHS and SVS. That is a lot of v’s. You know what I think about when I see the letter v?
“SQUAWK!”
“Well I would normally agree with that, but I usually think of more p or c with that. No when I see a V, I see VICTORY! And when you see victory, you can accomplish victory. Thats what my life coach told me right before I fired him.”
“SQUAWK!”
“Yes, that is why I hired you as my life coach. I needed someone to help me pan out this ride of awesomeness called life. And not only does that help me, but I also use my breakfast to get me going in the morning.!”
{Bolas holds up a box of something, because he has taped QDT’s face on it and it says QD-O’s. Bolas throws a quick thumbs up before he continues}
“But to be serious, I know these two men. Both are strong competitors and capable of ending a match in an instant. But...they don’t like each other. I think. I don’t know to be honest, I think they had a bromance going in the rumble match. So on one level, they can work together and proved that during the rumble. But on the other side of that coin, they don’t have a lot of love for each other. In fact, I don’t think they even want to be around each other.”
{Bolas shrugs}
“But me and Pomp, oh we are going to have a dam good time. We both know that there is a secret that no one knows but everyone knows about possible tag team cruiserweight titles. Seriously, it has to be a thing! And if ya click as a tag team, then its obvious you would have a shot at such prestigious non existent but really there titles.”
“SQUAWK!”
“God I am rambling isn’t I. Thanks for that, close call man.”
“SQUAWK!”
“So on the first ever Cruiser Clash, expect your boys Pomp and Bolas to come out on top. And I mean that in the most non dirty sort of way. See all of you guys at the C Clash!”
{Bolas waves in a very Mister Rogers type of way as the camera fades to black}
“Oh hello there. And welcome one and all. I of course am your host, the man with more charisma then a Minnesota Vikings tailgate, Bolas “I always go for the two point conversion” de Aranas. And welcome to the very first BALLS IS CRUISERCLASH! That's right my faithful Balloholics, the cruiserweights are taking over! And we get our own show, where yours truly will be tagging this week with Psychopomp. The two of us had a good time in the Cruiser Rumble so why the hell not right. Management knows money when it sees it.”
{Bolas with some sort of a pose that screams money. Use your dam imagination.}
“Now I see that our opponents are VHS and SVS. That is a lot of v’s. You know what I think about when I see the letter v?
“SQUAWK!”
“Well I would normally agree with that, but I usually think of more p or c with that. No when I see a V, I see VICTORY! And when you see victory, you can accomplish victory. Thats what my life coach told me right before I fired him.”
“SQUAWK!”
“Yes, that is why I hired you as my life coach. I needed someone to help me pan out this ride of awesomeness called life. And not only does that help me, but I also use my breakfast to get me going in the morning.!”
{Bolas holds up a box of something, because he has taped QDT’s face on it and it says QD-O’s. Bolas throws a quick thumbs up before he continues}
“But to be serious, I know these two men. Both are strong competitors and capable of ending a match in an instant. But...they don’t like each other. I think. I don’t know to be honest, I think they had a bromance going in the rumble match. So on one level, they can work together and proved that during the rumble. But on the other side of that coin, they don’t have a lot of love for each other. In fact, I don’t think they even want to be around each other.”
{Bolas shrugs}
“But me and Pomp, oh we are going to have a dam good time. We both know that there is a secret that no one knows but everyone knows about possible tag team cruiserweight titles. Seriously, it has to be a thing! And if ya click as a tag team, then its obvious you would have a shot at such prestigious non existent but really there titles.”
“SQUAWK!”
“God I am rambling isn’t I. Thanks for that, close call man.”
“SQUAWK!”
“So on the first ever Cruiser Clash, expect your boys Pomp and Bolas to come out on top. And I mean that in the most non dirty sort of way. See all of you guys at the C Clash!”
{Bolas waves in a very Mister Rogers type of way as the camera fades to black}
Will Bolas and Psychopomp get the win?
Or will the men of a hundred letters take the match?
And what the hell is his thing with other Cruiserweight wrestlers??
All this and more when you stay tuned to Action Wrestling!
Or will the men of a hundred letters take the match?
And what the hell is his thing with other Cruiserweight wrestlers??
All this and more when you stay tuned to Action Wrestling!