VICTORIOUS as promised...
Jan 3, 2020 14:06:04 GMT -5
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Post by "The Yokai" Kabukii on Jan 3, 2020 14:06:04 GMT -5
"No, i get it completely… Minor setbacks, babe…"
Silver gulps slowly.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to call you babe, sir, I'm just not a fan of this situation that I am currently in, is all… I KNOW I made promises to you and yes it seems like everything is working against you…"
Silver nods a long to the voice on the phone, before hopping back in like a mundane game of hopscotch.
"But YOU still have that victory over Mr. CW Division Derrick Vayden…"
Silver puts on a pouty face for a second.
"I know it's not much of anything because even his career is in a downward spiral… but hey, who's to say it wasn't because of that crippling loss to you, huh? You are THEE YOKAI OF JAPAN and guess what, you have another week and a bigger platform to prove just that…"
Silver's shoulders dip a bit.
"No, it's not a one on one with QDT, but now that the CW division has it's very own show, you're going to get more TV time and that means more opportunities coming your way, like a match for the CW title… Just this week you have a tag team match…"
As soon as the words come out, Silver wishes he could grab them back.
"I know you don't want to team with anyone else, because you believe you can't count on anyone else… But this time around it is just you and a very spicy latin lady who has just as much to gain from a win this week as you do… Hell, maybe even more, you saw how the women represented themselves in that Cruiser Havok, I'm sure she feels a sense of purpose to prove that women aren't inferior… That whole MeToo movement stuff and all… I've been talking with her trainer, this Anthony Leonhart fella and he assures me that she's the real deal…"
Silver nods along, partially relishing in the fact that he's getting more than one word out of his client.
"Yes, she's very sexy… Ah, your opponents this week are Hobo and Cereal Man…"
Silver cracks a smile.
"Yeah, definitely bakas, sir… I mean Hobo eliminated himself for food at the Cruiser Havok and Cereal Man, i mean who in their right mind calls themselves Cereal Man? They're lower than low level… Yes they're lower than Geri Miller and… No i don't know if she's still wiping mist out of her eyes…"
Silver shakes his head as Kabukii lectures him over the phone.
"You know you're speaking A LOT of gold right now, are you sure you don't want to be the one to these pitiful round eye in their place?"
Silver nods along and then…
"Ah yes, sir i get that…"
*CLICK!!!*
"And yup…"
Silver notices Kabukii has hung up on him.
"You're no longer on the line…"
Silver adjusts his tie and then pulls out a Lucky Strike, plopping it in his mouth. He lights it and takes a long drag, slowly letting the smoke release from his flared nostrils like a dragon… A VERY Jewish dragon…
"Action Wrestling, as you may have listened in on, The Yokai of Japan has a very specific message that he'd like yours truly to deliver to his very reluctant opponents and his very LUCKY partner this week…
Hobo and Cereal Man, you are both bakas and if you believe you have what it takes to diminish a legacy like the one MY client has, you are so harshly mistaken. The CW Clash is such a great idea on paper, but in reality having two shit show artists like yourself getting MORE TV time is worse than laughable… You're not men destined for greater things, you're hardly worthy of collecting unemployment checks when the powers that be finally realize you two are still on the payroll. You were literally only called in to pad the CW Havok entry list… Your threat level is below zero and once the mist clears… ONLY MY CLIENT and that prime choice grade A LATINA MEAT will be left standing VICTORIOUS!"
Silver winks at the camera.
"Victorious you BAKAS…"