I AM THE EXIT
Dec 21, 2019 3:01:00 GMT -5
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Post by Kyle Cameron on Dec 21, 2019 3:01:00 GMT -5
Kyle Cameron RP #6 - I AM THE EXIT
The room could not withstand my wrath.
I stood in it, the torn remains of the Crusierweight Division all around me. The torn remains of my competition. Just like they would all be torn around me on December 22nd. I had gone through the trouble of printing them all out with my own ink and paper, posting them onto the walls of this room with thumbtacks, and like a Tasmanian Devil I eviscerated them all. They were not ready. THEY. ARE. NOT. READY. AND THEY WILL NEVER BE READY!
THOSE.
FUCKING.
LOSERS.
I stood in it, the torn remains of the Crusierweight Division all around me. The torn remains of my competition. Just like they would all be torn around me on December 22nd. I had gone through the trouble of printing them all out with my own ink and paper, posting them onto the walls of this room with thumbtacks, and like a Tasmanian Devil I eviscerated them all. They were not ready. THEY. ARE. NOT. READY. AND THEY WILL NEVER BE READY!
THOSE.
FUCKING.
LOSERS.
Kyle: I've been waiting. Biding my FUCKING TIME until I got my next shot at that piece of gold. I've done what you dorks would call "self-reflecting" while management has stupidly decided not to book me, and you know what? I found something out about myself.
See, I always thought differently from how I did. I was ashamed at my way of talking, ashamed at my way of competing. But I've come to terms with all that. I just plain don't give a SHIT ANYMORE. I will KILL YOU ALL and not think TWICE ABOUT IT you limp dicked bitches!
You think I give a shit about some worthless piece of garbage federation like Trinity Wrestling? THERE'S A REASON THAT SHIT'S DEAD NOW BECAUSE Y'ALL DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN THE ROPES LET ALONE RUN A BUSINESS! Kitty Petrova? More like SHITTY PETROVA. Y'all Pure Championship was pure alright. PURE FUCKING TRASH. I will break you all and make you WISH you were as dead as your shitty little fed. R.I.S. Rest in fucking SHIT.
Hobo? Cereal Man? ZOMBIE FUCKING MCMORRIS? Do y'all even fucking exist? Y'all ain't gonna not convince that you're not some weird fucking fever dream I'm suffering from. ZMac you specifically have made an entire career out of beating people up in hardcore matches. I'd respect that, BUT I DON'T RESPECT JACK SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO YALL. Your Hardcore Tour is gonna be Hardcore BORE, mark my FUCKING words. As for the most truely named piece of shit in this whole rumble, FLOP, you think I'm scared by some LOSER CROSSDRESSER?! Your thirst for that Derrick Vayden is only matched by Geri Miller. YOU'RE BOTH DORKS!
Sun Vulcan Sentai, Yokai Kabukii, you're both WEEB DORKS and if I've made ONE THING clear, it's that I HATE WEEB DORKS. I'll beat you both to fucking death like I destroyed that Switch in DORKYO, Japan. VHS you think you're so cool because you've got that videotape aesthetic going on? YOU'RE THE MOST BORING STYLE OF WRESTLING THERE IS, I'D RATHER WATCH A WORN OUT BETAMAX TAPE THAN WATCH YOU WRESTLE. And Bolas De Arana, for fuck sake dude I already beat you once and I'll beat again because YOU STILL FUCKING SUCK.
Yo QDT everyone's out here talking about how great a wrestler you are and how you've got this thing on lock, but I know you aren't winning. Why? Ya got cucked out of your own marriage proposal to the girl you cheated on, you got your shit kicked in by the Leviathan and banned from the heavyweight division. The money you'd get from winning would go real nice towards your kid with Tawny, yeah? TOO BAD. I'M BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU LIKE YOU BEAT YOUR PARENTS ON LIVE TV YOU FUCKING LOSER.
Now for the biggest loser of them all, Raging Dead. Y'know, of all the people shooting their shot for that damn belt of yours, they all got one thing in common. They never actually WON THE DAMN THING. I DID. ME. KYLE. CHAMPION. CAMERON! And now that there's a Madclan LOSER holding the belt, it's about time I got that thing right back where it belongs, AROUND MY WAIST LIKE THE ORGANS I'M GOING TO RIP FROM YOUR ZOMBIE ASS BODY. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, DEAD. NUMBERED. I'm going to show you, Dead...I'M GOING TO SHOW ALL OF YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE BEST GODDAMN CHAMPION IN THIS BUSINESS.
I AM THE EXIT
I AM THE FUCKING BEST
AND I AM GOING TO FUCKING WIN THIS CRUISERWEIGHT HAVOC RUMBLE!