implosion of world champions
Dec 8, 2019 17:57:50 GMT -5
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Post by Odin Balfore on Dec 8, 2019 17:57:50 GMT -5
Wayne Austin
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Odin Balfore
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PART I: The Implosion of World Champions
I’m on a crash course and I’m just waiting for destruction. I’m excited, Honestly. Walter is someone worthy of my time and skill and not some United States Championship that I’m not all that interested in. I’m not a United States champion, I didn’t come to Action Wrestling for the united states championship. I didnt mind going for the Tag belts, former tag team partner excluded. I’m a world champion. I’m a multi-generational legend. That still makes everyone nervous but I suspect that it does not concern Walter. I’m willing to bet that he’s looking at our one meeting and nodding his head going: ‘yah, I got this.’
If so, he’s a fool to be so confident. He might have ripped that belt in half but he is NOT going to rip me in half. Our Meeting on January 6th, 2020, its going to mark a new time in Action Wrestling. Everything will change from then on out. That's what this is. I was not wrong when I said that Dandy was a transitional champion and it hopped from Hope to FPV to Walter and then what? Am I to believe that this hot potato of a world championship is going to instill in the mind of the fans? Who knows, by next week Dunes dog could be world champion
Press W for Woof if you want to see Dunes Dog as world champion.
Seriously, if you look around and ask anyone where is the world champion in all this self-implosion of recent world champions; I’m right here.
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PART II : TOAST
Hawt Shot Wayne Austin, as I live and breath and while you can still live and breath before I ragnarok your liver out your asshole. This is gonna be a fun fuckin’ time I can tell that right here right now. Like shit gunning a beer off your sisters tittays.
What was her name again? Hot Sult Carol-Lynn Austin? I believe so, in fact, I know so. All ya’ll Austins are a fuckin like and I bet you suck a meme dick and while you be on your knees this week Pah-rayin to the alter of the All Father, the chrome on my cod piece needs to be polished by the hot shot saliva its-damn-self.
I heard that shits as good as gold because lets face, hot shot, you’re as good as fucking gone.
And you might be asking why? How; how can ol’ Dirty be so sure?
Well my friend, I’m a face. I’m a ‘good guy’ but that doesnt mean that I’m a nice guy. I can still be the ol’ Dirty, bad mother fucker that ya’ll know and fear and lets be straight up - ya’ll still fear cuz ya’ll still know.
And you, Hot shot, who don’t know - you’re just going to get stunted on. I’mma trick you out much the same way you tricked out ya sister.
Now you might also say: Ol’ Dirty, I aint even got a sister.
Now I can understand, you don’t have a sister as much as you have a passive source of extra IN CUM and after this week you’ll fucking need it cuz you are fuckin toast.
T O A S T
Brunt to a fuckin crisp
And this aint even the tip. We just gettin to the tip and then you be taking the whole damn thing. Root and stem. Even fit my balls all up in there. Swirl them around like two apples in a pitcher of ice tea.
I bet no mans ever sat here and told you to your face that he views your oh so soon to be ruined asshole as a pitcher of ice tea but here we are.
And here you are in the main event with the BIG M-E.
And me, I can throw out all the nick names and the puns and the accolaids all I want. I got 20 years solid of non stop killing jobbers like you
And you certainly is a jobber like you.
Lauren Hills outside. She shoulda told you.
Ready or not.. Here I come.