Post by Flop on Dec 3, 2019 1:04:57 GMT -5
[Flop is naked and sitting on the floor. His legs are crossed a phone is in front of his junk, hiding them.]
Flop:
Back to Clash it is
And what a Bash it is
Flop versus
Hobo versus
Cereal Man
That was the plan.
This shit will be bigger than the thrilla in manilla
Oh Wait.
I used that line
Way back when I said I'll rather watch Vayden fuck Miller
I did.
Recorded it too.
But now I need some new lines.
Rack it up.
Cut it up.
My Nose.
Yes I know.
Hobo
He's got a chalkboard
draws stick figures
Figures
He's tripping on lines
Stacked up in a paper bag
So sublime
In the backyard
In the front yard
Ding Dong
Flames
Shoe
Stomp on you
Dogshit on my shoe
Is that who you is
Hobo - the shiz?
Worked too hard for the rhyme
But in the ring
That's the crime
To your ring
That's the crime
Oh wait - that's the Vayden line.
But you are Hobo
Not pretty like Derrick
Not My Derrick
You ugly
You
Gee
Ell
Why
You ugly
Like Wayne Austin
Sticky face
Yeh Hobo
You got a sticky face
Don't know why
Just wanted to insult Wayne Austin
Ya know Duffman
With no Duff
Hell yeah
Gonna knock Lissie Hope up the duff
Gonna wrestle the next show
In the buff
I'm Flop
And I'm hot stuff
Bad Lines
Lacking depth
Out of my depth
Hit reset.
Do my best
Big Kick straight to the chest
I got more of those
three kicks just the best
And I know where to find cheap hoes
Tell me. Is your mum one of those
Or is just you in pantyhose
Doesn't matter
It won't splatter
Just get caught in a hole
Anyhole
Flops has to go somewhere
Just know
that Flop won't share
Derrick Vayden with hobo
except maybe on video
Share that with Hobo
Watch together
Vayden and Miller
Now I know
that's Hobo's sticky face
from videos at my place
But I shouldn't be mean
Maybe a little obscene
I am neglecting the Cereal Man
If he misses out
shit might hit the fan
So lets invite him over too
not to poo
But to watch Vayden vs Miller
erotic thriller
Your placce
My place
His place
Don't matter
Splatter
Another sticky face
Sorry
Flop got excited
Misdirected
Bad aim
Not maim
But better to his your face
than my face
Explains sticky hands
Maybe Cereal Man has sticky hands too
from poo
when the shit his the fan
because Hobo said fuck Cereal Man
but that would be cheating on Derrick Vayden
My Man
Not Cereal Man
Sorry, no offense
But your hair
Is that not soft and luscious
So for you the fight isn't fair
For me it's just Derrick Vayden, my man
I took him from Wisconsin
To escape the cows
Sorry Hobo and Cereal Man
I have to win
So that's the plan
to impress my man
A victory over you two
One man for a three way
I can show you Vayden and Miller episode two
This one involves Flop too
Look in the mirror
And there I am like a Spielberg
Famous director
Lights
Camera
Action
Hard to hide in the background
Cereal Man and Hobo
You should watch
Winner gets top spot
Just wait for the money shot
One
Two
Three
Just like Flop in the ring
One
Two
Three
Because Flop got on top
Not of Vayden and Miller
There, I was the Director
and Executive Producer
Not like T.F.K
But that's okay
Maybe next time
I will make episode three
but I won't let Hobo and Cereal Man watch that for free
because I missed Geri going down in the shower
Just like Flop will take you down on Clash
FLOP HAS THE POWER!
I want to win on Clash
But right now it's time to do some research
Not to be besmirch
But I am Flop
And I am better you, Cereal Man and Hobo
Low Blow
So I am the winner
like a chicken dinner
Now I'll watch a replay of Vayden and Miller
[Flop picks up his phone exposing himself.]