VicToRy CeLeBRaTioN...THANX COREY!!!
Nov 24, 2019 22:06:20 GMT -5
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Post by LA Johnny Stylez on Nov 24, 2019 22:06:20 GMT -5
Suddenly the camera backs up from the close up of the next AW Hardcore Champion asa stop and we hear the DING sound, as the doors slowly slide open and we find ourselves glaring at one of the wildest hotel room parties we have ever seen. A large elaborate banner that reads...
!!!!!CONGRATZ ON THE CHAMPIONSHIP WIN #NEWKINGOFHARDCORE!!!!!
....THEN COMES THE GIRLZ!
After reaching the last room at the end of the hall, Johnny and the ladies make their way inside. The ladies immediatley begin to take their clothes off and begin to make their way for the shower in the other room. Johnny walks over to a large suitcase on the center of the bed and unzips it opening it. He smirks arrogantly as he reaches down and picks up a container we have seen somewhere before.
JOHNNY STYLEZ DID YOU REALLY THROW YOURSELF A VICTORY PARTY BEFORE YOUR VICTORY???
!!!!Y.U.P.!!!!
....AND DID YOU STEAL ALL THE MONEY COREY BLACK OFFERED TO ANY AND EVERYONE WHO WHOOPED YOUR ASS AFTER THE MATCH AT TURMOIL???
!!!!!GuILTy AgAiN!!!!!!
...AND DID YOU USE THE MONEY TO THROW THIS HUGE PARTY???
!!!!AGAIN YES!!!!!
...I EVEN SLIPPED THE BOYS DOWNSTAIRZ SOME OF THE CASH TO GIVE US THE KEY TO COREY'S HOTEL ROOM INCASE THINGS GOT OUT OF...
!!!!!SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
...SORRY JOHNNY!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!! ALL GOOD BRO! PARTY ON! You see originally I had this whole schtick I was going to do where I was gunna start off making it look like I was sitting somewhere pounding Johnny Walker Blue asking myself if I was ready for this...Making it seem like I was beginnning to doubt myself and my ability to take home.
!!!!HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
...SO DON'T FEEL BAD COREY BECAUASE IF THIS WAS POKER IDA TAKEN ALL YOUR PHUCKIN MONEY ANYWAY CHUMP!!!
Because I know the both of you sat there feeling somewhat proud after your second promos were cut, thinking you did a phenominal job of putting me in my place...But I'm afraid to tell you that if that's what either of you were going for you missed the mark by a pretty wide friggin MARGIN! Because truth be told you two did nothing but prove how out matched you are and how much power and control I have over the both of you! Because really either you two have alliowed your anger get the better of you and you started PHUCKIN UP...or it's all on account of the fact that the both of you happen to be a couple of
!!!!!I.M.B.E.C.I.L.E.S.!!!!!
WHO THINK WAY TOO MUCH OF YOURSELVEZ!!!!
as it was made perfectly clear by you during your last promo Charles Manson has a better chance of spending his final moments on a Beach than you do walking out of Turmoil as the Hardcore Champion. Teo, Teo, Teo...My DUDE...I mean what is there to say really besides...
?ReaLLy DuDe?
...Like You Really Thought It Was A Good Idea To Say Most Of THAT SHIT OUT LOUD?
THE ONE and only thing you have going for you is the fact that you are smart...dare I say clever. But that last promo made you seem like the DUNCE in the back of the class eating his glue and crayons! So wait...Let me get this straight real quick homie... You did say that the reason I was brought back to Action Wrestling and was given a Championship match, for a title that people say that I am perfect for! was because the owners wanted to see me get my ass kicked?...Right...That's what you are going with???
But wait....IT GETS WORSE!
OK TEO, at this point the stench of desperation is getting outta control and clearly this whole Teo Blaze suave thing is a costume you put on every week...Because if you don't know the difference between singing lyrics and ballads about accomplishments in some broken down toilet of a wrestling promotion that you and a handful of others refuse to let go of, and me using it against one of you to make an excellent point, well then I don't know what to tell you besides, well
!!!!!YOU'RE DUMB!!!!!!
maybe next time, I dunno maybe try
?DOING THE F'N HOMEWORK?
....BECAUSE YOU SEE YA SIMPLE BITCH IF YOU DON'T READ ALL OF IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE A POINT LIKE YOU DID, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT NOT ME!
!!!!F'N SHERLOCK!!!!!
...I DONT SUPPOSE YOU CONSIDERED I WAS BROUGHT IN TO DO WHAT YOU COULDN'T IN EITHER COMPANY!!!
!!!!!NoT-SO HaRDCoRe CHAMPION!!!!!
THE KING OF ALL DEAD-FED WRESTLERS COREY "I PREFER MY DICKS" BLACK!!!
!!!!HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!
THaNX FoR THe BiG LoL MARTy!!!!
The king of all wrestlers is just the aW Hardcore Champion, while his tag team partner is the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION?...Um, maybe you were sleeping during social studies and didn't quite catch how monarchies work, but ya kjnow what look that shit up on your own time, which you are very soon going to have an abundance of after I put you in the hospital, not to mention how long it will be before you are able to show your face after you are able to come to terms with the shame that will follow after i shove each and every last one of your moronic thoughts and sentences back down your throat! Because aside from the personal shots at me Corey you didn't do a very good job of defending the fact that you are the worst HARDCORE CHAMPION in the history of
!!!!!HARDCORE & CHAMPIONZ!!!!!
...WAIT, WAIT...YOU DEFENDED THE HARDCORE TITLE AT XIII, SO THAT MEANZ
!!!!!D.I.C.K.!!!!!
BeCaUse CoRReCT ME iF I'M WRONG BUT DON'T YOU BOOK THOSE SHOWS Mr. Smee?
And you wouldn't happen to have booked yourself in the main event against an opponent of your chosing to put yourself over now would you?....Defending the title against ASSHATZ who by some pathetic miracle in the universe some how are les Hardcore Than you
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!