BiG LoL HuH?...EVEN IF THE JOKE IS YOU? #CHUMP4ACHAMP
Nov 23, 2019 2:03:20 GMT -5
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Post by LA Johnny Stylez on Nov 23, 2019 2:03:20 GMT -5
LA Johnny Stylez: Ladies and gentlemen, boyz and girls welcome to
K, so as many of you know I have built quite the reputation for myself in AW by saying more than my fair share of humorus things on aW's TWITTER account. Taking friggin MENTAL MIDGETZ like Alex Richards and making him look dumber than a blind kid playing
I bring it up because earlier this week while I was in one of my infamously one sided debates with Alex White Grimmace Richardz and I made a promise that come Monday Morning Action Wrestling would have a brand new Hardcore Champion. Now don't get me wrong here I am definitley arrogant enough to say I have said some pretty funny shit on those twitter accountz. Yet while that particular promise was the furthest thing from a joke, that didn't stop the current (NOT-SO)Hardcore Champion from chipping in his usual worthless two cents in the form of a...
When I told people I was competing for the AW Hardcore Title this Sunday the most common response I got from our most common fans other than the usual good luck nonsense was...
Because well see how do I put this to where everyone can properly grasp just how bad Corey Black has been for Action Wrestling's Hardcore title...Because he can laugh all he wants, but the real got damn joke to me is that the one and only thing Corey Black has accomplished while holding the Hardcore Championship hostage is making it look worse than
And if you aren't sure if that is funny or just flat out pathetic the unfortunate thing about all of this is the fact that this actually goes back a bit further. You see I say Corey Black robbed the Hardcore Title of it's prestiege which much to begin with, because at least when I arrived in AW, the Hardcore Title was contested amongst those that were having trouble treading water in the shallow end of the AW pool if you're picking up what i'm laying down! Which is where our boy Mr. Black comes in. Because you see right around this time Corey Black forms a tag team with current Action Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion FPV known as the Man-MaDe godz...The only thing I will say is that despite Corey Black's vision being slighty impaired even that phucking MORON could see it wouldn't take long for even STEVIE WONDER to be able to see that he was viewed as the
So what does our boy decide to do then? Which giving credit where it's due deciding to go after a title wasn't a bad idea considering Corey Black needs all the phucking visual aids he can get to convince people he doesn't want their spare change when they pass him on the street ya digg? So this phuckin sad sack of shit decides to go after the HARDCORE title and naturally wins it with ease due to the fact that some of the asshats who competed for and held the AW Hardcore Title before Corey Black weren't even good enough to be in the dark match before the
Because to sum it all up Corey Black becomes HARDCORE CHAMPION, and since then has proceded to make that title mean less than every last CURTIAN JERKING PHUCK MOOK that held it before him
SO Corey look I know it aint easy, and shit having one eye makes it even tougher to see things for what they are as it is...Then add that to the fact that your head is so far up your own ass you can lick the inside of your own got damn'
...And what's the truth you ask?...Well it's quite simple actually the main reason the Hardcore Title has little or no value in your posession is because at the end of the day you are about as HARD as a pack of ketchup You are a shitty HARDCORE CHAMPION, because you sir aren't HARDCORE! is a special list I made of things that are WAYYYYY MORE HARDCORE than our alleged and very soon to be former HARDCORE CHAMPION....
1. MY LITTLE PONY THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTIES!
2. BUMPERS THAT BLOCK THE GUTTER ON A BOWLING ALLEY
3. CLEMSON's 2019 Football Schedule
4. BIRTHDAY PARTY MAGICIANZ
5. AFTERNOON NAPS
6. MICHEAL BOLTON'S GREATEST HITS
7. The 1st Season of Dora The Explorer
8. Beau Blaise's FAN CLUB
9. ANIMAL SHELTER COMMERCIALZ
10. DIP SHITS WHO BRING THEIR GUITAR TO THE BEACH!!!
...And I could keep going ya phuckin PUSSY! Fact is I am going to violently rip that title from you Corey, and I am going to breathe life into it that you couldn't during your brightest day in the WcF, on STEROIDS! Action Wrestling needz an ALTERNATIVE, and you need to be put in your place...Which you will asshat, just like the Minnesota Vikings at the end of every NFC Championship they've ever been in! ANd I'm finna beat that ass so bad, you'll feel the same way Brett Farve did the night my SAINTZ GOT IN HIS PHUCKIN ASS and brought us a one way ticket to the suprbowl! If only I was getting paid as much as they did for that...Ohh well, taking your title and forcing you to
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...A LA JOHNNY STYLEZ PODCAST!!!
...A LA JOHNNY STYLEZ PODCAST!!!
K, so as many of you know I have built quite the reputation for myself in AW by saying more than my fair share of humorus things on aW's TWITTER account. Taking friggin MENTAL MIDGETZ like Alex Richards and making him look dumber than a blind kid playing
!!!!!HiDe and Go SeeK!!!!!
...IS JUST ANOTHER DAMN DAY AT THE OFFICE FOR YOURZ TRULY!!!
...IS JUST ANOTHER DAMN DAY AT THE OFFICE FOR YOURZ TRULY!!!
I bring it up because earlier this week while I was in one of my infamously one sided debates with Alex White Grimmace Richardz and I made a promise that come Monday Morning Action Wrestling would have a brand new Hardcore Champion. Now don't get me wrong here I am definitley arrogant enough to say I have said some pretty funny shit on those twitter accountz. Yet while that particular promise was the furthest thing from a joke, that didn't stop the current (NOT-SO)Hardcore Champion from chipping in his usual worthless two cents in the form of a...
?"BIG LoL"?
...WHICH SERIOUSLY I'M SO GLAD HE FINDS THAT HUMORUS!
!!!!WHaTTHEPHuCKEVER!!!!
...YOU REALLY WANNA LAUGH COREY LOOK BACK AT YOUR ENTIRE RUN WITH THE HARDCORE TITLE DICKHEAD?!?
...WHICH SERIOUSLY I'M SO GLAD HE FINDS THAT HUMORUS!
!!!!WHaTTHEPHuCKEVER!!!!
...YOU REALLY WANNA LAUGH COREY LOOK BACK AT YOUR ENTIRE RUN WITH THE HARDCORE TITLE DICKHEAD?!?
When I told people I was competing for the AW Hardcore Title this Sunday the most common response I got from our most common fans other than the usual good luck nonsense was...
?WAIT ACTION WRESTLING HAS A HARDCORE TITLE?
...TRUE STORY!!!
...TRUE STORY!!!
Because well see how do I put this to where everyone can properly grasp just how bad Corey Black has been for Action Wrestling's Hardcore title...Because he can laugh all he wants, but the real got damn joke to me is that the one and only thing Corey Black has accomplished while holding the Hardcore Championship hostage is making it look worse than
!!!!WCW's HARDCORE TITLE!!!!
...DEFENDED IN
!!!!!THE WWE VERSION OF ECW!!!!!
....F'N PATHETIC RIGHT?
...DEFENDED IN
!!!!!THE WWE VERSION OF ECW!!!!!
....F'N PATHETIC RIGHT?
And if you aren't sure if that is funny or just flat out pathetic the unfortunate thing about all of this is the fact that this actually goes back a bit further. You see I say Corey Black robbed the Hardcore Title of it's prestiege which much to begin with, because at least when I arrived in AW, the Hardcore Title was contested amongst those that were having trouble treading water in the shallow end of the AW pool if you're picking up what i'm laying down! Which is where our boy Mr. Black comes in. Because you see right around this time Corey Black forms a tag team with current Action Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion FPV known as the Man-MaDe godz...The only thing I will say is that despite Corey Black's vision being slighty impaired even that phucking MORON could see it wouldn't take long for even STEVIE WONDER to be able to see that he was viewed as the
!!!!!F'N MARTY JANETTY!!!!!
oF HiS FaGGoTy ASS TAG TEAM!!!!
oF HiS FaGGoTy ASS TAG TEAM!!!!
So what does our boy decide to do then? Which giving credit where it's due deciding to go after a title wasn't a bad idea considering Corey Black needs all the phucking visual aids he can get to convince people he doesn't want their spare change when they pass him on the street ya digg? So this phuckin sad sack of shit decides to go after the HARDCORE title and naturally wins it with ease due to the fact that some of the asshats who competed for and held the AW Hardcore Title before Corey Black weren't even good enough to be in the dark match before the
!!!!!F'N DARK MATCHES!!!!!
...BUT WAIT IT GET'SBETTER...OR WORSE???
...BUT WAIT IT GET'S
Because to sum it all up Corey Black becomes HARDCORE CHAMPION, and since then has proceded to make that title mean less than every last CURTIAN JERKING PHUCK MOOK that held it before him
!!!!C.O.M.B.I.N.E.D.!!!!
HELL OF AN ACCOMPLISHMENT THERE MR. WCF LEGEND!!!!
HELL OF AN ACCOMPLISHMENT THERE MR. WCF LEGEND!!!!
SO Corey look I know it aint easy, and shit having one eye makes it even tougher to see things for what they are as it is...Then add that to the fact that your head is so far up your own ass you can lick the inside of your own got damn'
!!!!!NUTSACK!!!!!
BUT MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU ACCEPTED THE TRUTH AMIGO!!!
BUT MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU ACCEPTED THE TRUTH AMIGO!!!
...And what's the truth you ask?...Well it's quite simple actually the main reason the Hardcore Title has little or no value in your posession is because at the end of the day you are about as HARD as a pack of ketchup You are a shitty HARDCORE CHAMPION, because you sir aren't HARDCORE! is a special list I made of things that are WAYYYYY MORE HARDCORE than our alleged and very soon to be former HARDCORE CHAMPION....
1. MY LITTLE PONY THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTIES!
2. BUMPERS THAT BLOCK THE GUTTER ON A BOWLING ALLEY
3. CLEMSON's 2019 Football Schedule
4. BIRTHDAY PARTY MAGICIANZ
5. AFTERNOON NAPS
6. MICHEAL BOLTON'S GREATEST HITS
7. The 1st Season of Dora The Explorer
8. Beau Blaise's FAN CLUB
9. ANIMAL SHELTER COMMERCIALZ
10. DIP SHITS WHO BRING THEIR GUITAR TO THE BEACH!!!
...And I could keep going ya phuckin PUSSY! Fact is I am going to violently rip that title from you Corey, and I am going to breathe life into it that you couldn't during your brightest day in the WcF, on STEROIDS! Action Wrestling needz an ALTERNATIVE, and you need to be put in your place...Which you will asshat, just like the Minnesota Vikings at the end of every NFC Championship they've ever been in! ANd I'm finna beat that ass so bad, you'll feel the same way Brett Farve did the night my SAINTZ GOT IN HIS PHUCKIN ASS and brought us a one way ticket to the suprbowl! If only I was getting paid as much as they did for that...Ohh well, taking your title and forcing you to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!
LiVe ON PPV IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!!
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