Post by Judge Tennison on Nov 18, 2019 19:10:05 GMT -5
The Judge has just won his first match and has been told of his next match. He is lost in concentration and we cut to the HALL OF JUSTICE where THE JUDGE is studying tape of his opponent. He rises from his seat and puts on his robes before his red white and blue eyes find the screen.
JUDGE: I've got seventeen cases to try this week I don't have time for this FAKE CARNY BULLSHIT. BAILIFF!
The Good Bailiff enters the room to a decent pop and whistles from eager coeds in attendance.
Bailiff: Yes Judge?
JUDGE TENNISON: I've got a plan.
The BAILIFF walks over to the Judge and leans in as THE JUDGE whispers into his ear. Closeup shot of the Judge shows a smile creep up his lips and he begins to howl as THE BAILIFF exits the room.
THE JUDGE: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
tHE Judge enters his Courtroom, where THE BOYS are waiting.
The Judge: JESSUP!
THE BOYS: We Honor Thee!
The Boys UNZIP and enter the arena for Monday Night Slam this week and THE JUDGE is shown pulling up his trunks.
The JUDGE: This is the TRIAL OF YOUR LIFE this is the day of your reckoning. I need only look to the JURY OF YOUR PEERS to know your fate. Now though...heh, well...now I won't look to them I'll look to THE BOYS FROM JESSUP they'll tell me all I need to know.
THE BOYS are ready to ravage and so is the judge.
JUDGE: So be it.
THE JUDGE makes his grand entrance and the match gets underway and he's off to a great start as we fade out to a MASSIVE POP and cut to the teary eyed smiles of the JURY as his theme hits.
JUDGE: I've got seventeen cases to try this week I don't have time for this FAKE CARNY BULLSHIT. BAILIFF!
The Good Bailiff enters the room to a decent pop and whistles from eager coeds in attendance.
Bailiff: Yes Judge?
JUDGE TENNISON: I've got a plan.
The BAILIFF walks over to the Judge and leans in as THE JUDGE whispers into his ear. Closeup shot of the Judge shows a smile creep up his lips and he begins to howl as THE BAILIFF exits the room.
THE JUDGE: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
tHE Judge enters his Courtroom, where THE BOYS are waiting.
The Judge: JESSUP!
THE BOYS: We Honor Thee!
The Boys UNZIP and enter the arena for Monday Night Slam this week and THE JUDGE is shown pulling up his trunks.
The JUDGE: This is the TRIAL OF YOUR LIFE this is the day of your reckoning. I need only look to the JURY OF YOUR PEERS to know your fate. Now though...heh, well...now I won't look to them I'll look to THE BOYS FROM JESSUP they'll tell me all I need to know.
THE BOYS are ready to ravage and so is the judge.
JUDGE: So be it.
THE JUDGE makes his grand entrance and the match gets underway and he's off to a great start as we fade out to a MASSIVE POP and cut to the teary eyed smiles of the JURY as his theme hits.