Post by LA Johnny Stylez on Nov 17, 2019 23:15:10 GMT -5
Scene opens inside of what appearz to be an empty gun range. The actual building itself hasdefinitley seen better days, as it just has the feeling of some older building you used to hate going to when you were a kid because these places were usually Dentists or doctors that gave you a shot without disclosing the type of pain that follows it. There are flyers and pictures posted on a huge bulletin board that faces the door as soon as you walk in. Even one of the light fixtures is constantly flickering on and off. Suddenly the door swings open and it's two men. One man has a pony tail and a vest that looks like he stole it from a blind gypsy.
The other is recently returned Action Wrestling SUPERSTAR, LA Johnny Stylez. He is dressed in all black head to toe, and after setting his duffle bag on the table in front of one of the shooting stalls, we see he is literally armed to the teeth as he has two matching .45 pistols hanging at his rib cage from matching holsters.
He puts the googles on the small table in front of him on, and begins to load and polish his two pistols. He then reaches up and presses the button, pulling the target dummy close so Johnny can put his own custom made target on for himself. He reaches in his duffle bag and grabs a roll of black duct tape, and a picture of Alex Richards the merch guy was more than happy to give Johnny as many copies as he wanted on the account that well let's just say the media must not have properly disclosed the location of Alex Richard's last autograph signing because lemme tell you other than the RETARDED WHORE that spent what I can only surmise was the better part of 48 hours laboring that fat piece of giraffe shit into this world...
!!!!IT WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT ONE WOULD CONSIDER CROWDED!!!!
...Or Even A Real EVENT FOR THAT MATTER!!!
Because five of the eight people that showed up only did so because they got lost and used to like pro wrestling back in the gap, and after meeting Alex probably recall why they quit watching it in the PHUCKIN FIRST PLACE! But we digress, because good news we didn't come here today to discuss Alex Richard, Lord knows with that type of jackass we could literally sit here all day and rattle off one reason after the other so much so even everything on WIKIPEDIA is all like
!!!!!D.A.Y.U.M.!!!!!
...YOU'RE RIGHT THAT PHUCKIN MOOK NEEDZ A FuGGiN RoLe MoDeL OR SOMETHIN!!!!
No today we came here to discuss a different beast entirely...But we will let the DoN TeLL YoU ALL ABoUT IT!!!
Johnny puts the picture of Alex Richards on the head of the target and then presses the button putting the target back into place. He then lifts one of the pistols from the table in front of him, points, takes a deep breathe and slightly squeezes the trigger
!!!!!BAM!!!!!
SHOTS F'N FIRED!!!!
Actually he empties the entire clip and then like in some lame cowboy movie he twists the pistol in his fingers and catches it so the barrell is right in front of his mouth where he pretends to blow smoke away. He then looks at the camera and smirks arrogantly, as he reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a crinkled up soft pack of NEWPORTS. He pops one in his mouth as he removes another photograph from his duffle bag. This one is a autograph photo of his opponent this week on CLASH, Teo Blaze. Johnny looks at the picture and shakes his head as he mindlessly puts the picture on the target dummy same as before. He presses the button and picks up the other pistol. He points it at the target, but just as he goes to take his deep breathe...He stops himself and scratches his temple with the barrell of the pistol. He then looks at the camera and begins to speak...
LA Johnny Stylez: Hey, Action Wrestling...Know what you need? Wait WTEEEEEFFFFFF, am I phucking talking about...
!?!?OF COURSE YOU F'N DON'T!?!?
...OtherWiSe I WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO COME BACK HERE!!!!
But the fact of the matter is what I provide, what I represent is something Action Wrestling needs more than Alex Richards needs
!!!!A CLUE!!!!
...OR AT LEAST A SET OF NUTZ THAT ACTUALLY BELONG TO HIM!!!
And what is it, LA Johnny Stylez provides that Action Wrestling is in short supply of these days? Well aside from the simple fact that most of the big name talent ran outta here faster than my homie Ryan Elias did the morning after he
!!!!!GOT ALLLLLLLLL IN!!!!!!
...MRS. ALLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
But in liu of that, I think it's safe to say that aside from a few obvious things I provide that most of the members of the Action Wrestling roster can't, don't and won't is that the one thing I provide and represent more and better than any and everyone on this got damn roster is just as luck would have it also is the one thing Action Wrestling itself from it's fans to final nail in the coffin of Gravedigger's grave needs more than any and everything else...And that my friends is of course a got damn
!!!!A.L.T.E.R.N.A.T.I.V.E.!!!!!
....aND dont phuckin say to what!!!
Because as soon as the word hit your ear drums a lot of you got a sharp feeling in your deep gut that makes you feel uneasy, because you know exactly what the phuck I'm talking about! Because to put it as plainly and as simply as I can for you PLAIN AND SIMPLE
!!!!ASSHATZ!!!!
IS THAT WHAT aW NEEDS AN ALTERNTIVE TO...IS YOU!!!!
Like I said last week before I was placed in that charade of a match with Alex Richards, I understand why most of you, like Alex are still running around spouting off your accomplishments from a specific wrestling promotion whose death gave life to this one. And like I said, I even truly understand that it was absolutley necessary for a while for moronz like Alex Richards to religiously recite his WcF accomplishments in order to help give credibility to the Action Wrestling brand when it was trying to get on it's feet a few years ago. But ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls remove your heads from your asscheeks and
!!!!TaKe A LooK AROUND YOU!!!!
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO NOTICE ACTION WRESTLING NOT ONLY STANDING ON IT'S OWN 2 BUT
!!!!PRACTICALLY TOWERING OVER THE INDUSTRY!!!!
...WHICH MEANS THE WcF CRUTCH IS ABOUT AS NECESSARY AS AN ALOCHOL SWAB BEFORE A LETHAL INJECTION!!!!
...But see, there is my main problem right there! Take it from someone who knows better than anyone....Shit
!!!!!BaD F'N HaBITZ!!!!!
...ARE THE GOT DAMN WORST TO BREAK!!!!
But some must be broken in order for one's life and prosperity to continue...And I'm here to tell most of you self absorbed splooge socks, that given the current state of flux Action Wrestling is in on thing that is IMPERATIVE....ONE THING THAT IS ABSOLUTLEY PARAMOUNT is that we leave the phucking past where it belongs by taking those who refuse to abandon it and prove why people should be careful what they wish for, and relegating them to the
!!!!F'N PAST TENSE PERMANETLTY!!!!!
...YOU KNOW LIKE THE SLIGHT CASE oF HERPES MOST OF YOU GOT FROM GERI MILLER...HER FIRST TIME MY ASS!!!
Which is a perfect transition spot for me, as we can go from discussing the past tense, which stick with me WcF'erz it's not as bad as you think, and talk about events that are a bit more....CURRENT, you know like Alex Richards
~$~ WORLD TITLE LOSING STREAK ~$~
...OR THE END OF THE MOST INBRED WORLD TITLE REIGN IN PRO WRESTLING HISTORY!!!!
...Or, ya know...While both of those subjects are beyond hilarious and also will more than likely be looked back upon as two of the most important events that helped spark the revolution of EVOLUTION that Action Wrestling needed in order to rip the spotlight away from any and all competitors while once and for all stepping out of the shadow of what will ultimatley be viewed as a vastly
!!!!InFeRiOR PRoDUCT!!!!
...AND IF YOU CLOSE YOUR COCKSUCKER FOR JUST A MOMENT YOU CAN HEAR THE SAD VIOLINS PLAYING THEIR SAD SONG!
For most of your accomplishments and accolades that will be trampled over, stomped on, ripped to shreds, and my personal phucking favorite completely and utterly
!!!!!F'N FoRGoTTEN ABOUT!!!!!
AFTER ME AND MINE FINALLY TAKE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACES AT THE TOP!!!
Which brings me to my opponent this week, which as far as I am concerned is far and away the most difficult opponent I have had thus far....What? Surprised to hear such words fall from my lips? Is it true, is the DoN of Di$Re$PeCT breaking char and for once showing respect?...Meh call it what you want, I don't know if I'd call it that, but as usual you MoRoNz are more than welcome to make your own assumptionz on the matter, because well most of you shit kicking mouth breathers who foolishly think you know medo so, because you think I'm cut from the same pathetic cloth most of you are cut from, and you think that just like you I'm mostly just talk and nothing else, when really most of if not all of you should maybe...And by maybe I mean
!!!!!F'N ABSOPHUCKINLUTLEY!!!!!
...LEAVE THE THINKING TO SOMEONE...ANYONE ELSE....PREFABLY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT MAYBE??
Because what most of you have wrong about me is that just because my confidence pisses on the thin line that seperates it from arrogance, because I have yet to show anyone even the slightest shred of respect that I will show it to no one. No, see MoRoNZ...I'm actually believe it or not a pretty fair dude when it comes down to it! Now I told you from jump street and I'll tell all of you assbagz again...Teo you might wanna click away from the lame colored sunglasses auction you are enthusatically tracking on ebay for a moment and pay attention, because this pretains to you PHUCK MOOK! If any of you...If any of you ever want real respect from me you are going to have to earn it....Meaning you are going to have to phucking beat it out of me...And I don't mean defeat me...I mean prove to me personally that if you remove all politics and bullshit that surround this business you actually have the gut and determination and talent to climb inside that ring and take a win away from me, because when on an even playing field I promise you there are actually very few that can accomplish such a thing! But you Mr. Blase are what I consider a bit of a special case. Because again just in the spirit of being honest part of me, small as it may be, but part of me actually wants to
!!!!!RESPECT YOU!!!!!
....But Like Most Of YOU MENTAL MIDGETS CONSTANTLY ASK ME...
?WHAT IN THE F'N PHUCK HAVE YOU DONE?
TO THiNK YoU EVeN DeSeRVe SUCH a THiNG???
Because again, true story, while I was doing on my homework for this match there was at least three times I can actually recall where I found myself entertained and at parts perhaps even a bit impressed. I know most of you, Teo especially are wondering why I am seeing this for the first time now, and well the answer to that question is also the same answer to the question of who is going to emerge from our encounter at Clash live on Monday Night...But before I go jumping ahead of myself, let me answer the first question with a question of my own...
???WHY IN THE PHUCK WOULD I HAVE SEEN IT???
...THE DOOD LOOX LIKE SHAWN HUNTER'Z EMO LITTLE SISTER!!!!
...So much so that I am actually still not a hundred percent convinced that's not who he is...Ohh BeTeeDuB...For those of you who don't know who Shawn Hunter is go find a streaming service that shows BOY MEETZ WORLD and not only will you see Teo's big brother...But you will also get to see the Action Wrestling World Television Champion before her sex change operation as she took on the role of a lifetime as the curious, yet enduring Corey Matthews! It's not the worst show I've ever seen I'll put it to you that way, but anyway I digress!
!!!!BACK TO TEO!!!!!
...SEE THAT'S MY POINT RIGHT THERE!
Teo for every posititve about your whole little get up...All the things that in my opinion make you unique to most of these cookie cutter three dollar hookers is perhaps the one thing that is holding you back in this promotion. Because say what you want...And you can do the one thing you insist you don't do...And sit there and rattle off the things you have accomplished in your career like I give a rats ass, because at the end of the day...The reason I am going to defeat you on Monday Teo...Is because of the simple fact that at the end of the day for all your successes and accomplishments...Your knowledge, poise and way with words...You are still about as
!!!!!F'N FoRGeTTaBLe AS IT GETZ!!!!
CONSTANTLY STUCK IN THE MIDDLE LIKE ALEX RICHARDS HEAD INBETWEEN HIS OWN ASS CHEEX!!!
...And relax my dude, I can practically hear you right now scoffing that I would have the nerve to say such a thing about you, when I have not very many WcF accolades to speak of...Nor aW one's yet either...But don't worry because of all the parts of our conversation here today Teo I have been most looking forward to addressing this one. Because you see I don't need a got damn
!!!!TROPHY CASE!!!!!
TO PUT YOU ON YOUR ASS, BITCH!!!!!
All revolutions have to start somewhere...And most of the time all it needs to start and ignite them until they burn so bright and so fierce that it takes every volunteer avaliable to beat back the flames, is just a little spark. And well Teo BLAZE....It's almost as if you were meant to play this role. Because now that I am sitting here thiking about it, the more the universe seems to be revealing to me just how this one on one contest with you couldn' t have come at a better time. Because right now you Teo Blaze are the perfect victory that would grant me almost everything I need to take my congregation of the ALTERNATIVE and and see that it spreads until there is literally no stopping it. And incase you are still struggling to
!!!!!F'N KeeP Up KiDDo!!!!!!
...ALLOW ME TO BREAK IT DOWN FOR YA!!!
See Teo you might not brag as much about the value of your ring name as much as most of the asshats in this promotion NEED TO, because believe you me if they didn't have them laundry list of shit I forgot twice before they even told me, I wouldn't see how some of them made it to be the names they are. I mean for crying out loud before I showed my face here, most of you were still under the impression that Odin Balfore was the best shit talker in all of the seven kingdoms, but....Well
!!!!!!HA F'N HA!!!!!!!
...DONT MAKE ME F'N LAUGH!
!!!!!COME ON!!!!!!
MaKiNG A BITCH OUT OF ODIN ON THE INTERNET WAS ALMOST AS FUN AS TAKING AWAY HIS CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD IN THE WCF!!!
And see that is another aspect of this I think you are clever enough to deduce on your own, so even if you don't admit it aloud, which no one expects you to, but induldge me for a moment sir if you would be so kind? There aren't very many of us in this business that can just open their mouths and hum a few bars and you know right then and right there just by the way the man chose to word his thoughts and the manner in which he spoke said words makes you feel deep down in your gut that the person before you is someone not to be trifiled with or in a worst case scenario is someone to be taken seriously! It is a talent and in my unprofessional opinion is one of the things one can use to tell the difference between the good and the
!!!!G.R.E.A.T.!!!!!
WHICH IS A TRUE TALENT IN AND OF ITSELF!!!!
And Teo I honestly truly believe you are one of these select few. You also know that most of t5he time men like you and I spend in front of these little dinky ass cameras doing this little thing we do, we are out here putting jagged razor sharp versions of the truth out into the wind to soak into our oppositions ears cutting at the core of them as soon as the first syllabul hits their ear drum. And since I know that you know that I am not going to sit here and bullshit you dude! I have already disclosed that I think your career is in a prepetual state of tredding water because you are complacent! Because you like most of us have roots in the WcF, but like everyone else are at the same time trying to fight tooth and nail against some of the stiffest competition in the entire business trying to see that that name endures and that everything you had accomplished previsouly was not done so in vain. And I bring all of this up, because Teo since you are one of the very very PHUCKING FEW of the asshats in this promotion that I believe posesses any kind of actual talent, I am going to afford you an opportunity I don't give many people. But don't
!!!!GET IT TWIZTD MoRoN!!!!!
....CaUsE JUST BECAUSE I DONT EXACTLY HATE YOU DON'T F'N MEAN I WILL PULL EVEN THE SLIGHTEST PUNCH!!!
I am going to sit here and you and I are going to for once cut the bullshit out and sit here and talk truth like men. And the truth Teo Blaze that while you are very talented and your reputation does indeed proceed you...This particular battle is not yours to be won! And it is because more times often than not especially in cases involving physical violence that the victors almost all have in common is the fact that victory is typically gained by the competitor who straight up wanted it more, who was willing to go the extra mile, to sink to all new lows or pull up to all new highs, either way he uses one of the two or both to destroy even the silent notion that once existed that anyone else was ever thought capable of walking out of this situation with their hand raised in victory.
Because the truth is Teo, and it's the main reason you are sitting somewhere just waiting for me to post this onto Action Wrestling's website...So you can make sure your sentences are perfectly selected and rebuttles are on hand as you know you have to be ready at any moment for anything...But if you would just stop wasting your time trying to plan for something you dont have the sack to see all the way through. But the fact of the matter is while you desperatley want to go the route of most of the morons who have been foolish enough to try and challenge me on the twitter boards, you and I both know that winning this match against me would require a straight up
!!!!!F'N M.I.R.A.C.L.E.!!!!!
...AND PERHAPS A RARE CAMEO APPEARENCE FROM THE ALMIGHTY HIMSELF!
Because you like everyone else has seen and heard me these last few weeks. And you can hear them in every word that falls from my mouth is spoken with a sense of passion and conviction that you know deep down in the most secret corner of your soul that failure is the only thing in your immedaite future as far as your little date with destiny tomorrow night is concerned. Because you now can see with your own eyes and listen with your ears...That the reason it will be you who has to live with the bitter taste of defeat on their tongue for seven days time instead of me, because you can hear it in my voice that I am back here doing what I am doing and saying what I am saying because I believe in it, I believe in it so much I went back on my word and against my better judgement took it upon myself to help give Action Wrestling a violent shove into the very bright future we all hope and know it was always destined for. But we can't do so without a little
!!!!HyPoTHeTiCaL DeMoLiTiON!!!!
...AND YOU KNOW JUST BY THE TONE OF MY VOICE THERE AINT A WHOLE LOT I WOULDN'T DO TO SEE MY HAND RAISED AND MY VISION REALIZED!!!
...Yet even if that weren't the case despite your tenure and past accomplishments I am still very much and very obviously your superior Teo, because everything you are...From the cheap knock off suits to the faggoty ass sunglasses even BLIND GAY PEOPLE REFUSE TO WEAR, is nothing more than a costume you put onto come to work. You might have most of them fooled but I assure you I am not counted among that number
!!!!S.I.R.!!!!!
...ME ON ZE OTHER HAND!!!!
I am the GeNuInE ARTiCLE...What you put on a costume every week and pretend to be, I actually am twenty five PHUCKING EIGHT! You can come out here and say I havent done this and I haven't done that, but know this douche bag...I have done more than my fair share in this business that makes any rinky dink shit you pulled off on WcF camera come off like the FISHER PRICE FORGETABLE
!!!!C.R.A.P.!!!!!
...IT WAS THEN AND STILL IS RIGHT THE PHUCK NOW!!!
Yet if you care to read between the lines and not like your fellow ACTION WRESTLING roster mates and ignore the obvious until it busts you in your bitch ass chin, you will see that for someone who hasn't accomplished all that much in Action Wrestling, I still have a reputation that proceeds me just as much if not more than YOU! I am more dangerous with my words than the majority of the shitkickerz on this roster are with their insults and ACTUAL MOVE SETS
!!!!!C.O.M.B.I.N.E.D.!!!!!
AFTER A VERBAL LASHING FROM ME YOUR BRAIN FEELS LIKE I ACTUALLY CURB STOMPED YOU DURING THE PEAK OF A MIGRANE!
But most importantly Teo, despite all of your talents and knowledge you never were going to win this match. Because you can't stop me no more than you can stop evolution from happening! Hell if you were actually any good at that, we wouldn't be here now would we? This is about something bigger than you Teo...Which I know isn't really saying that much in the grand scheme...But this shit has to happen, because what i'm saying is as true as the fact that the current owner of the ACTION WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP is actually
!!!!A C.U.N.TTTTTTTTTT.!!!!!
MoRE SO THAN ANYTHING ELSE SHE HAS EVER BEEN OR EVER WILL BE!!!!
So be this what serves as your friggin WAKE UP CALL...or be this the beginning of the end of the story about Teo Blaze's pro wrestling career makes no damn bit of difference to me. I think you are talented enough to survive and hold a prominent place in our future...But from this moment forward if a place in the future is something you or anyone else wants...They are going to have to PHUCKIN EARN IT...THE HARD WAY! Because if it is the last got damn thing I ever phuckin Do, I will remove the piss and shit stains that still linger in the cracks and crevices of the halls of ACTION WRESTLING known as the WcF...I wont rest until I have literally burned every last shred of evidence of it's existence straight to the ground! Because here is where we hammer out of the shadow of that public restroom of a wrestling promotion. ANd I plan on accomplishing that, by taking any and all of you WcF PHUCK MOOX and beating you so viciously that hearing words with the letters WcF in them will bring you mental pain, anguish and stress! From this moment forward the only thing that matters is ACTION WRESTLING, and everything else outside of that are probably going tomake up at least four out of the five reasons the former WcF BIG SHOTS, wound up as rungs on my ladder after I made each and every last one of them
!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!
....WONT MATTER HOW MANY TROPHIES, RIBBONZ, AND JUICE BOXES YOUIR SORRY ASSES HAVE THEN!!!
This is EVOLUTION...THIS IS OUR RESISTANCE, because the wrestling world has had enough, and it's time to make like Dandy Divito's TINDERDATES after they arrive late to the resteraunt to see him and MOVE ON! See you at CLASH TEO, and just a FYI before I go...If you are still trying to verbally announce your doubt in me and my ability to hand you your ass tomorrow night ...Why not take into consideration that of all the people who have vacated their positions on the AW roster as of late...Why is it that LA Johnny Stylez is the only one that was begged to stay?...It's because REAL RECGONIZES REAL! And sooner or later we all learn at one point or another that we can't outrun the facts no matter how fast we are...And the fact is the future is upon us...and the future of Action Wrestling, is THE DON OF Di$Re$PECT LA Johnny Stylez...and Ill snap your bitch ass neck before I let you keep this company from it's rightful place and destiny any longer. And the only way we can build this new version of ACTION WRESTLING is by tearing down the dated and pedesterian walls that you lame asses have built so far...But no worries we can take it from here...You are probably better off with the other asshats in the back ground trying to recall the fleeting particulars about your past success in the WcF...But can remember quite clearly every small feeling of pain and agony you felt the night LA Johnny Stylez made a fool and example out of you and forced you to
!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!UP!!!!!
...Some People Just Dont Appreciate The REAL POWER OF A GOOD SHOOT, AM I RIGHT?
No?...K well...Those of you that know me and still think I'm all talk...Let me demonstrate that I have returned to this promotion a changed man! I didnt come back here to make idle threats. I came to accomplish something, and that is what I am going to do...Over yoiur dead body is nothing but a slight invoncenience to me, but still something well within my capabilities! So, as a parting gift allow me this tiny demonstration or attempt at giving you all a nice visual aid as you close your eyes and count the moments down until Clash goes live and you see LA Johnny Stylez hand Teo Blaze his punk ass live on NATIONAL TELEVISION, and then spark the REVOLUTION that will change the course of this promotion for years to come! BELIEVE THAT!
Johnny then reaches in his back pocket and removes his phone. He hits send immediatley making a quick call that rings for a few moments until a low voice can be heard from Johnny's phone. Johnny tells them to bring in the visual aid, and suddenly two trap doors open at the end of the shooting stall, and suddenly 6 men pour out placing the ACTION WRESTLING TRIOS TROPHIES held by CHAOS THEORY. Johnny then reaches in his duffle bag and pulls out a military issue AR14 ASSULT RIFLE with more than three illegal modifications. The men disappear back down into the trapdoors. As Johnny locks and loads and points the rifle down the range and takes his deep breathe as he squeezes the trigger and suddenly bullets go flying mercilessly chopping the TRIOS TROPHIES TO SMITHERENZ! Leaving you with a sense of professional fear and doubt as well as he remarkable nothin that ontop of being insulted and disturbed you also can't help the fact that
...It's BeeN YoUR PLeaSuRE!!!!
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The other is recently returned Action Wrestling SUPERSTAR, LA Johnny Stylez. He is dressed in all black head to toe, and after setting his duffle bag on the table in front of one of the shooting stalls, we see he is literally armed to the teeth as he has two matching .45 pistols hanging at his rib cage from matching holsters.
He puts the googles on the small table in front of him on, and begins to load and polish his two pistols. He then reaches up and presses the button, pulling the target dummy close so Johnny can put his own custom made target on for himself. He reaches in his duffle bag and grabs a roll of black duct tape, and a picture of Alex Richards the merch guy was more than happy to give Johnny as many copies as he wanted on the account that well let's just say the media must not have properly disclosed the location of Alex Richard's last autograph signing because lemme tell you other than the RETARDED WHORE that spent what I can only surmise was the better part of 48 hours laboring that fat piece of giraffe shit into this world...
!!!!IT WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT ONE WOULD CONSIDER CROWDED!!!!
...Or Even A Real EVENT FOR THAT MATTER!!!
Because five of the eight people that showed up only did so because they got lost and used to like pro wrestling back in the gap, and after meeting Alex probably recall why they quit watching it in the PHUCKIN FIRST PLACE! But we digress, because good news we didn't come here today to discuss Alex Richard, Lord knows with that type of jackass we could literally sit here all day and rattle off one reason after the other so much so even everything on WIKIPEDIA is all like
!!!!!D.A.Y.U.M.!!!!!
...YOU'RE RIGHT THAT PHUCKIN MOOK NEEDZ A FuGGiN RoLe MoDeL OR SOMETHIN!!!!
No today we came here to discuss a different beast entirely...But we will let the DoN TeLL YoU ALL ABoUT IT!!!
Johnny puts the picture of Alex Richards on the head of the target and then presses the button putting the target back into place. He then lifts one of the pistols from the table in front of him, points, takes a deep breathe and slightly squeezes the trigger
!!!!!BAM!!!!!
SHOTS F'N FIRED!!!!
Actually he empties the entire clip and then like in some lame cowboy movie he twists the pistol in his fingers and catches it so the barrell is right in front of his mouth where he pretends to blow smoke away. He then looks at the camera and smirks arrogantly, as he reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a crinkled up soft pack of NEWPORTS. He pops one in his mouth as he removes another photograph from his duffle bag. This one is a autograph photo of his opponent this week on CLASH, Teo Blaze. Johnny looks at the picture and shakes his head as he mindlessly puts the picture on the target dummy same as before. He presses the button and picks up the other pistol. He points it at the target, but just as he goes to take his deep breathe...He stops himself and scratches his temple with the barrell of the pistol. He then looks at the camera and begins to speak...
LA Johnny Stylez: Hey, Action Wrestling...Know what you need? Wait WTEEEEEFFFFFF, am I phucking talking about...
!?!?OF COURSE YOU F'N DON'T!?!?
...OtherWiSe I WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO COME BACK HERE!!!!
But the fact of the matter is what I provide, what I represent is something Action Wrestling needs more than Alex Richards needs
!!!!A CLUE!!!!
...OR AT LEAST A SET OF NUTZ THAT ACTUALLY BELONG TO HIM!!!
And what is it, LA Johnny Stylez provides that Action Wrestling is in short supply of these days? Well aside from the simple fact that most of the big name talent ran outta here faster than my homie Ryan Elias did the morning after he
!!!!!GOT ALLLLLLLLL IN!!!!!!
...MRS. ALLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
But in liu of that, I think it's safe to say that aside from a few obvious things I provide that most of the members of the Action Wrestling roster can't, don't and won't is that the one thing I provide and represent more and better than any and everyone on this got damn roster is just as luck would have it also is the one thing Action Wrestling itself from it's fans to final nail in the coffin of Gravedigger's grave needs more than any and everything else...And that my friends is of course a got damn
!!!!A.L.T.E.R.N.A.T.I.V.E.!!!!!
....aND dont phuckin say to what!!!
Because as soon as the word hit your ear drums a lot of you got a sharp feeling in your deep gut that makes you feel uneasy, because you know exactly what the phuck I'm talking about! Because to put it as plainly and as simply as I can for you PLAIN AND SIMPLE
!!!!ASSHATZ!!!!
IS THAT WHAT aW NEEDS AN ALTERNTIVE TO...IS YOU!!!!
Like I said last week before I was placed in that charade of a match with Alex Richards, I understand why most of you, like Alex are still running around spouting off your accomplishments from a specific wrestling promotion whose death gave life to this one. And like I said, I even truly understand that it was absolutley necessary for a while for moronz like Alex Richards to religiously recite his WcF accomplishments in order to help give credibility to the Action Wrestling brand when it was trying to get on it's feet a few years ago. But ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls remove your heads from your asscheeks and
!!!!TaKe A LooK AROUND YOU!!!!
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO NOTICE ACTION WRESTLING NOT ONLY STANDING ON IT'S OWN 2 BUT
!!!!PRACTICALLY TOWERING OVER THE INDUSTRY!!!!
...WHICH MEANS THE WcF CRUTCH IS ABOUT AS NECESSARY AS AN ALOCHOL SWAB BEFORE A LETHAL INJECTION!!!!
...But see, there is my main problem right there! Take it from someone who knows better than anyone....Shit
!!!!!BaD F'N HaBITZ!!!!!
...ARE THE GOT DAMN WORST TO BREAK!!!!
But some must be broken in order for one's life and prosperity to continue...And I'm here to tell most of you self absorbed splooge socks, that given the current state of flux Action Wrestling is in on thing that is IMPERATIVE....ONE THING THAT IS ABSOLUTLEY PARAMOUNT is that we leave the phucking past where it belongs by taking those who refuse to abandon it and prove why people should be careful what they wish for, and relegating them to the
!!!!F'N PAST TENSE PERMANETLTY!!!!!
...YOU KNOW LIKE THE SLIGHT CASE oF HERPES MOST OF YOU GOT FROM GERI MILLER...HER FIRST TIME MY ASS!!!
Which is a perfect transition spot for me, as we can go from discussing the past tense, which stick with me WcF'erz it's not as bad as you think, and talk about events that are a bit more....CURRENT, you know like Alex Richards
~$~ WORLD TITLE LOSING STREAK ~$~
...OR THE END OF THE MOST INBRED WORLD TITLE REIGN IN PRO WRESTLING HISTORY!!!!
...Or, ya know...While both of those subjects are beyond hilarious and also will more than likely be looked back upon as two of the most important events that helped spark the revolution of EVOLUTION that Action Wrestling needed in order to rip the spotlight away from any and all competitors while once and for all stepping out of the shadow of what will ultimatley be viewed as a vastly
!!!!InFeRiOR PRoDUCT!!!!
...AND IF YOU CLOSE YOUR COCKSUCKER FOR JUST A MOMENT YOU CAN HEAR THE SAD VIOLINS PLAYING THEIR SAD SONG!
For most of your accomplishments and accolades that will be trampled over, stomped on, ripped to shreds, and my personal phucking favorite completely and utterly
!!!!!F'N FoRGoTTEN ABOUT!!!!!
AFTER ME AND MINE FINALLY TAKE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACES AT THE TOP!!!
Which brings me to my opponent this week, which as far as I am concerned is far and away the most difficult opponent I have had thus far....What? Surprised to hear such words fall from my lips? Is it true, is the DoN of Di$Re$PeCT breaking char and for once showing respect?...Meh call it what you want, I don't know if I'd call it that, but as usual you MoRoNz are more than welcome to make your own assumptionz on the matter, because well most of you shit kicking mouth breathers who foolishly think you know medo so, because you think I'm cut from the same pathetic cloth most of you are cut from, and you think that just like you I'm mostly just talk and nothing else, when really most of if not all of you should maybe...And by maybe I mean
!!!!!F'N ABSOPHUCKINLUTLEY!!!!!
...LEAVE THE THINKING TO SOMEONE...ANYONE ELSE....PREFABLY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT MAYBE??
Because what most of you have wrong about me is that just because my confidence pisses on the thin line that seperates it from arrogance, because I have yet to show anyone even the slightest shred of respect that I will show it to no one. No, see MoRoNZ...I'm actually believe it or not a pretty fair dude when it comes down to it! Now I told you from jump street and I'll tell all of you assbagz again...Teo you might wanna click away from the lame colored sunglasses auction you are enthusatically tracking on ebay for a moment and pay attention, because this pretains to you PHUCK MOOK! If any of you...If any of you ever want real respect from me you are going to have to earn it....Meaning you are going to have to phucking beat it out of me...And I don't mean defeat me...I mean prove to me personally that if you remove all politics and bullshit that surround this business you actually have the gut and determination and talent to climb inside that ring and take a win away from me, because when on an even playing field I promise you there are actually very few that can accomplish such a thing! But you Mr. Blase are what I consider a bit of a special case. Because again just in the spirit of being honest part of me, small as it may be, but part of me actually wants to
!!!!!RESPECT YOU!!!!!
....But Like Most Of YOU MENTAL MIDGETS CONSTANTLY ASK ME...
?WHAT IN THE F'N PHUCK HAVE YOU DONE?
TO THiNK YoU EVeN DeSeRVe SUCH a THiNG???
Because again, true story, while I was doing on my homework for this match there was at least three times I can actually recall where I found myself entertained and at parts perhaps even a bit impressed. I know most of you, Teo especially are wondering why I am seeing this for the first time now, and well the answer to that question is also the same answer to the question of who is going to emerge from our encounter at Clash live on Monday Night...But before I go jumping ahead of myself, let me answer the first question with a question of my own...
???WHY IN THE PHUCK WOULD I HAVE SEEN IT???
...THE DOOD LOOX LIKE SHAWN HUNTER'Z EMO LITTLE SISTER!!!!
...So much so that I am actually still not a hundred percent convinced that's not who he is...Ohh BeTeeDuB...For those of you who don't know who Shawn Hunter is go find a streaming service that shows BOY MEETZ WORLD and not only will you see Teo's big brother...But you will also get to see the Action Wrestling World Television Champion before her sex change operation as she took on the role of a lifetime as the curious, yet enduring Corey Matthews! It's not the worst show I've ever seen I'll put it to you that way, but anyway I digress!
!!!!BACK TO TEO!!!!!
...SEE THAT'S MY POINT RIGHT THERE!
Teo for every posititve about your whole little get up...All the things that in my opinion make you unique to most of these cookie cutter three dollar hookers is perhaps the one thing that is holding you back in this promotion. Because say what you want...And you can do the one thing you insist you don't do...And sit there and rattle off the things you have accomplished in your career like I give a rats ass, because at the end of the day...The reason I am going to defeat you on Monday Teo...Is because of the simple fact that at the end of the day for all your successes and accomplishments...Your knowledge, poise and way with words...You are still about as
!!!!!F'N FoRGeTTaBLe AS IT GETZ!!!!
CONSTANTLY STUCK IN THE MIDDLE LIKE ALEX RICHARDS HEAD INBETWEEN HIS OWN ASS CHEEX!!!
...And relax my dude, I can practically hear you right now scoffing that I would have the nerve to say such a thing about you, when I have not very many WcF accolades to speak of...Nor aW one's yet either...But don't worry because of all the parts of our conversation here today Teo I have been most looking forward to addressing this one. Because you see I don't need a got damn
!!!!TROPHY CASE!!!!!
TO PUT YOU ON YOUR ASS, BITCH!!!!!
All revolutions have to start somewhere...And most of the time all it needs to start and ignite them until they burn so bright and so fierce that it takes every volunteer avaliable to beat back the flames, is just a little spark. And well Teo BLAZE....It's almost as if you were meant to play this role. Because now that I am sitting here thiking about it, the more the universe seems to be revealing to me just how this one on one contest with you couldn' t have come at a better time. Because right now you Teo Blaze are the perfect victory that would grant me almost everything I need to take my congregation of the ALTERNATIVE and and see that it spreads until there is literally no stopping it. And incase you are still struggling to
!!!!!F'N KeeP Up KiDDo!!!!!!
...ALLOW ME TO BREAK IT DOWN FOR YA!!!
See Teo you might not brag as much about the value of your ring name as much as most of the asshats in this promotion NEED TO, because believe you me if they didn't have them laundry list of shit I forgot twice before they even told me, I wouldn't see how some of them made it to be the names they are. I mean for crying out loud before I showed my face here, most of you were still under the impression that Odin Balfore was the best shit talker in all of the seven kingdoms, but....Well
!!!!!!HA F'N HA!!!!!!!
...DONT MAKE ME F'N LAUGH!
!!!!!COME ON!!!!!!
MaKiNG A BITCH OUT OF ODIN ON THE INTERNET WAS ALMOST AS FUN AS TAKING AWAY HIS CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD IN THE WCF!!!
And see that is another aspect of this I think you are clever enough to deduce on your own, so even if you don't admit it aloud, which no one expects you to, but induldge me for a moment sir if you would be so kind? There aren't very many of us in this business that can just open their mouths and hum a few bars and you know right then and right there just by the way the man chose to word his thoughts and the manner in which he spoke said words makes you feel deep down in your gut that the person before you is someone not to be trifiled with or in a worst case scenario is someone to be taken seriously! It is a talent and in my unprofessional opinion is one of the things one can use to tell the difference between the good and the
!!!!G.R.E.A.T.!!!!!
WHICH IS A TRUE TALENT IN AND OF ITSELF!!!!
And Teo I honestly truly believe you are one of these select few. You also know that most of t5he time men like you and I spend in front of these little dinky ass cameras doing this little thing we do, we are out here putting jagged razor sharp versions of the truth out into the wind to soak into our oppositions ears cutting at the core of them as soon as the first syllabul hits their ear drum. And since I know that you know that I am not going to sit here and bullshit you dude! I have already disclosed that I think your career is in a prepetual state of tredding water because you are complacent! Because you like most of us have roots in the WcF, but like everyone else are at the same time trying to fight tooth and nail against some of the stiffest competition in the entire business trying to see that that name endures and that everything you had accomplished previsouly was not done so in vain. And I bring all of this up, because Teo since you are one of the very very PHUCKING FEW of the asshats in this promotion that I believe posesses any kind of actual talent, I am going to afford you an opportunity I don't give many people. But don't
!!!!GET IT TWIZTD MoRoN!!!!!
....CaUsE JUST BECAUSE I DONT EXACTLY HATE YOU DON'T F'N MEAN I WILL PULL EVEN THE SLIGHTEST PUNCH!!!
I am going to sit here and you and I are going to for once cut the bullshit out and sit here and talk truth like men. And the truth Teo Blaze that while you are very talented and your reputation does indeed proceed you...This particular battle is not yours to be won! And it is because more times often than not especially in cases involving physical violence that the victors almost all have in common is the fact that victory is typically gained by the competitor who straight up wanted it more, who was willing to go the extra mile, to sink to all new lows or pull up to all new highs, either way he uses one of the two or both to destroy even the silent notion that once existed that anyone else was ever thought capable of walking out of this situation with their hand raised in victory.
Because the truth is Teo, and it's the main reason you are sitting somewhere just waiting for me to post this onto Action Wrestling's website...So you can make sure your sentences are perfectly selected and rebuttles are on hand as you know you have to be ready at any moment for anything...But if you would just stop wasting your time trying to plan for something you dont have the sack to see all the way through. But the fact of the matter is while you desperatley want to go the route of most of the morons who have been foolish enough to try and challenge me on the twitter boards, you and I both know that winning this match against me would require a straight up
!!!!!F'N M.I.R.A.C.L.E.!!!!!
...AND PERHAPS A RARE CAMEO APPEARENCE FROM THE ALMIGHTY HIMSELF!
Because you like everyone else has seen and heard me these last few weeks. And you can hear them in every word that falls from my mouth is spoken with a sense of passion and conviction that you know deep down in the most secret corner of your soul that failure is the only thing in your immedaite future as far as your little date with destiny tomorrow night is concerned. Because you now can see with your own eyes and listen with your ears...That the reason it will be you who has to live with the bitter taste of defeat on their tongue for seven days time instead of me, because you can hear it in my voice that I am back here doing what I am doing and saying what I am saying because I believe in it, I believe in it so much I went back on my word and against my better judgement took it upon myself to help give Action Wrestling a violent shove into the very bright future we all hope and know it was always destined for. But we can't do so without a little
!!!!HyPoTHeTiCaL DeMoLiTiON!!!!
...AND YOU KNOW JUST BY THE TONE OF MY VOICE THERE AINT A WHOLE LOT I WOULDN'T DO TO SEE MY HAND RAISED AND MY VISION REALIZED!!!
...Yet even if that weren't the case despite your tenure and past accomplishments I am still very much and very obviously your superior Teo, because everything you are...From the cheap knock off suits to the faggoty ass sunglasses even BLIND GAY PEOPLE REFUSE TO WEAR, is nothing more than a costume you put onto come to work. You might have most of them fooled but I assure you I am not counted among that number
!!!!S.I.R.!!!!!
...ME ON ZE OTHER HAND!!!!
I am the GeNuInE ARTiCLE...What you put on a costume every week and pretend to be, I actually am twenty five PHUCKING EIGHT! You can come out here and say I havent done this and I haven't done that, but know this douche bag...I have done more than my fair share in this business that makes any rinky dink shit you pulled off on WcF camera come off like the FISHER PRICE FORGETABLE
!!!!C.R.A.P.!!!!!
...IT WAS THEN AND STILL IS RIGHT THE PHUCK NOW!!!
Yet if you care to read between the lines and not like your fellow ACTION WRESTLING roster mates and ignore the obvious until it busts you in your bitch ass chin, you will see that for someone who hasn't accomplished all that much in Action Wrestling, I still have a reputation that proceeds me just as much if not more than YOU! I am more dangerous with my words than the majority of the shitkickerz on this roster are with their insults and ACTUAL MOVE SETS
!!!!!C.O.M.B.I.N.E.D.!!!!!
AFTER A VERBAL LASHING FROM ME YOUR BRAIN FEELS LIKE I ACTUALLY CURB STOMPED YOU DURING THE PEAK OF A MIGRANE!
But most importantly Teo, despite all of your talents and knowledge you never were going to win this match. Because you can't stop me no more than you can stop evolution from happening! Hell if you were actually any good at that, we wouldn't be here now would we? This is about something bigger than you Teo...Which I know isn't really saying that much in the grand scheme...But this shit has to happen, because what i'm saying is as true as the fact that the current owner of the ACTION WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP is actually
!!!!A C.U.N.TTTTTTTTTT.!!!!!
MoRE SO THAN ANYTHING ELSE SHE HAS EVER BEEN OR EVER WILL BE!!!!
So be this what serves as your friggin WAKE UP CALL...or be this the beginning of the end of the story about Teo Blaze's pro wrestling career makes no damn bit of difference to me. I think you are talented enough to survive and hold a prominent place in our future...But from this moment forward if a place in the future is something you or anyone else wants...They are going to have to PHUCKIN EARN IT...THE HARD WAY! Because if it is the last got damn thing I ever phuckin Do, I will remove the piss and shit stains that still linger in the cracks and crevices of the halls of ACTION WRESTLING known as the WcF...I wont rest until I have literally burned every last shred of evidence of it's existence straight to the ground! Because here is where we hammer out of the shadow of that public restroom of a wrestling promotion. ANd I plan on accomplishing that, by taking any and all of you WcF PHUCK MOOX and beating you so viciously that hearing words with the letters WcF in them will bring you mental pain, anguish and stress! From this moment forward the only thing that matters is ACTION WRESTLING, and everything else outside of that are probably going tomake up at least four out of the five reasons the former WcF BIG SHOTS, wound up as rungs on my ladder after I made each and every last one of them
!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!
....WONT MATTER HOW MANY TROPHIES, RIBBONZ, AND JUICE BOXES YOUIR SORRY ASSES HAVE THEN!!!
This is EVOLUTION...THIS IS OUR RESISTANCE, because the wrestling world has had enough, and it's time to make like Dandy Divito's TINDERDATES after they arrive late to the resteraunt to see him and MOVE ON! See you at CLASH TEO, and just a FYI before I go...If you are still trying to verbally announce your doubt in me and my ability to hand you your ass tomorrow night ...Why not take into consideration that of all the people who have vacated their positions on the AW roster as of late...Why is it that LA Johnny Stylez is the only one that was begged to stay?...It's because REAL RECGONIZES REAL! And sooner or later we all learn at one point or another that we can't outrun the facts no matter how fast we are...And the fact is the future is upon us...and the future of Action Wrestling, is THE DON OF Di$Re$PECT LA Johnny Stylez...and Ill snap your bitch ass neck before I let you keep this company from it's rightful place and destiny any longer. And the only way we can build this new version of ACTION WRESTLING is by tearing down the dated and pedesterian walls that you lame asses have built so far...But no worries we can take it from here...You are probably better off with the other asshats in the back ground trying to recall the fleeting particulars about your past success in the WcF...But can remember quite clearly every small feeling of pain and agony you felt the night LA Johnny Stylez made a fool and example out of you and forced you to
!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!UP!!!!!
...Some People Just Dont Appreciate The REAL POWER OF A GOOD SHOOT, AM I RIGHT?
No?...K well...Those of you that know me and still think I'm all talk...Let me demonstrate that I have returned to this promotion a changed man! I didnt come back here to make idle threats. I came to accomplish something, and that is what I am going to do...Over yoiur dead body is nothing but a slight invoncenience to me, but still something well within my capabilities! So, as a parting gift allow me this tiny demonstration or attempt at giving you all a nice visual aid as you close your eyes and count the moments down until Clash goes live and you see LA Johnny Stylez hand Teo Blaze his punk ass live on NATIONAL TELEVISION, and then spark the REVOLUTION that will change the course of this promotion for years to come! BELIEVE THAT!
Johnny then reaches in his back pocket and removes his phone. He hits send immediatley making a quick call that rings for a few moments until a low voice can be heard from Johnny's phone. Johnny tells them to bring in the visual aid, and suddenly two trap doors open at the end of the shooting stall, and suddenly 6 men pour out placing the ACTION WRESTLING TRIOS TROPHIES held by CHAOS THEORY. Johnny then reaches in his duffle bag and pulls out a military issue AR14 ASSULT RIFLE with more than three illegal modifications. The men disappear back down into the trapdoors. As Johnny locks and loads and points the rifle down the range and takes his deep breathe as he squeezes the trigger and suddenly bullets go flying mercilessly chopping the TRIOS TROPHIES TO SMITHERENZ! Leaving you with a sense of professional fear and doubt as well as he remarkable nothin that ontop of being insulted and disturbed you also can't help the fact that
...It's BeeN YoUR PLeaSuRE!!!!
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