Post by Quixote Della Torre on Nov 17, 2019 20:59:33 GMT -5
AW express reporter "Cutty" Sark Meabourne on deck to ship you some titanic news of increasingly stormy seas. I've left my (click)bait (title), let's see what bites... here fishy fishy! A behind the scenes exclusive from your favourite nautical boy.
In the shadows (not Ariel) of the backstage area, QDT was spotted in a more than friendly embrace with Jenna Bauer. The following was probably audible.
Jenna: I can't do this anymore. She's making my life miserable, Qui.
QDT: I'm waiting for you to give the OK to kick her wonky teeth down her fucking throat. Then I'll stuff her two wenches' heads up so far her arse they can retrieve her dentures on the way down.
Jenna: We're on shaky ground as it is. Remember what Torture said. If you get involved, we're pretty much going fully public with what we have.
QDT: Screw that. I'm the top prospect in this industry and you're the number 1 interviewer in the world. We're too valuable for AW to let protocol stand between what we have together.
Jenna: You for sure... but I'm dispensable. Keep your focus on Vayden. I appreciate your support but this is a battle I have to fight on my own.
QDT: Can't you lodge an HR complaint? What she's doing constitutes harassment, surely.
Jenna: This is wrestling. I knew what I was signing up for. HR will laugh me out of the building the second I bitch and moan. As I said, I'm easily replaceable.
At that exact moment, AW interviewer Nate Burleson skulked by, pretending not to see the love birds (no, not Chase Jackson and Lindsey). Jenna Bauer removed her grip from QDT, eyes darting up to the ceiling in revelation.
Jenna: That's it. I'm... replaceable...
She smiled and kissed QDT on the lips, skipping away with newfound vim.
… Apparently. I can't promise this is all above board. I could've misheard completely and they were really discussing the latest Pokémon video game. For all those who read the title and expected a porno, my apologies - go here instead for a guaranteed boner bonanza.
In the shadows (not Ariel) of the backstage area, QDT was spotted in a more than friendly embrace with Jenna Bauer. The following was probably audible.
Jenna: I can't do this anymore. She's making my life miserable, Qui.
QDT: I'm waiting for you to give the OK to kick her wonky teeth down her fucking throat. Then I'll stuff her two wenches' heads up so far her arse they can retrieve her dentures on the way down.
Jenna: We're on shaky ground as it is. Remember what Torture said. If you get involved, we're pretty much going fully public with what we have.
QDT: Screw that. I'm the top prospect in this industry and you're the number 1 interviewer in the world. We're too valuable for AW to let protocol stand between what we have together.
Jenna: You for sure... but I'm dispensable. Keep your focus on Vayden. I appreciate your support but this is a battle I have to fight on my own.
QDT: Can't you lodge an HR complaint? What she's doing constitutes harassment, surely.
Jenna: This is wrestling. I knew what I was signing up for. HR will laugh me out of the building the second I bitch and moan. As I said, I'm easily replaceable.
At that exact moment, AW interviewer Nate Burleson skulked by, pretending not to see the love birds (no, not Chase Jackson and Lindsey). Jenna Bauer removed her grip from QDT, eyes darting up to the ceiling in revelation.
Jenna: That's it. I'm... replaceable...
She smiled and kissed QDT on the lips, skipping away with newfound vim.
… Apparently. I can't promise this is all above board. I could've misheard completely and they were really discussing the latest Pokémon video game. For all those who read the title and expected a porno, my apologies - go here instead for a guaranteed boner bonanza.