Post by Flop on Nov 14, 2019 16:37:54 GMT -5
[Flop walks onto the stage, dressed an extra from Boyz N' The Hood, to an empty concert hall, except for the two bums sitting in the backrow.]
[The beat drops.
Flop
Flop
When the gimp's in the shit ta
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
When the boogs get stuck in you
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
And if a girly get a attitude
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
I got the Floppy on my arm and I'm pouring Urine on
And I drink the best pee cause I got it going on
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some wet dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, sleep in a moat
That's whiter than what's spilling down my throat
The Pantin', exterior smells fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can exercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your Vayden, that's how you give ahizzead
Lissie wit the beat, I know DiVito in the street
Wit' the steel that'll make you feel like A Dick(er) in the heat
So don't try to cum up on my ear talking all that sticky shit
Trying to fuck me shit
When my flopper fills ya chest it ain't gon Sentai shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take FPV
And think before you fuck wit lil' honey Z
When the gimp's in the shit ta
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
When the boogs get stuck in you
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
And if a girly get a attitude
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
I got the Floppy on my arm and I'm pouring Urine on
And I drink the best pee cause I got it going on
I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Flop Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a red rag just to make Bull mad
But only covered shit side that man smells bad
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a D-J
"Two!" "one!" "yep, three!"
F-L single O-P, yeh fuck you R-Dub-B
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in paying all the ta girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So please don't drizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine Guru Wizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the AriShizzle
KM's takin it up the bizzack, now ladies here we Estrezzle
When the gimp's in the shit ta
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
When the boogs get stuck in you
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
And if a girly get a attitude
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
I got the Floppy on my arm and I'm pouring Urine on
And I drink the best pee cause I got it going on
I'm a Bad Boy, with a lotta ho's
One of em is Shadow, and Miyamoto
I hang out tough, I'm a real Flop
Big Floppy Flop, yeah he's so sharp
On the TV screen and in the magazines
Nightingale play me close, you're on a white stream
Oh you got a gun so you want to pop back?
4.3 inches now Jason, stop that!
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
TFK you're crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Black I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Dick whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this motherfucking music we Kemp to
Subscribe Odinnner, get yo issue
Walter come close, let me see how you get loose!
When the gimp's in the shit ta
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
When the boogs get stuck in you
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
And if a girly get a attitude
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
I got the Floppy on my arm and I'm pouring Urine on
And I drink the best pee cause I got it going on
Flop
Flop
[Flop walks off stage and it appears the two bums may or may not be exchanged in a sexual activity]
[There is no call for an encore]
[The beat drops.
Flop
Flop
When the gimp's in the shit ta
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
When the boogs get stuck in you
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
And if a girly get a attitude
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
I got the Floppy on my arm and I'm pouring Urine on
And I drink the best pee cause I got it going on
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some wet dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, sleep in a moat
That's whiter than what's spilling down my throat
The Pantin', exterior smells fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can exercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your Vayden, that's how you give ahizzead
Lissie wit the beat, I know DiVito in the street
Wit' the steel that'll make you feel like A Dick(er) in the heat
So don't try to cum up on my ear talking all that sticky shit
Trying to fuck me shit
When my flopper fills ya chest it ain't gon Sentai shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take FPV
And think before you fuck wit lil' honey Z
When the gimp's in the shit ta
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
When the boogs get stuck in you
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
And if a girly get a attitude
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
I got the Floppy on my arm and I'm pouring Urine on
And I drink the best pee cause I got it going on
I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Flop Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a red rag just to make Bull mad
But only covered shit side that man smells bad
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a D-J
"Two!" "one!" "yep, three!"
F-L single O-P, yeh fuck you R-Dub-B
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in paying all the ta girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So please don't drizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine Guru Wizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the AriShizzle
KM's takin it up the bizzack, now ladies here we Estrezzle
When the gimp's in the shit ta
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
When the boogs get stuck in you
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
And if a girly get a attitude
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
I got the Floppy on my arm and I'm pouring Urine on
And I drink the best pee cause I got it going on
I'm a Bad Boy, with a lotta ho's
One of em is Shadow, and Miyamoto
I hang out tough, I'm a real Flop
Big Floppy Flop, yeah he's so sharp
On the TV screen and in the magazines
Nightingale play me close, you're on a white stream
Oh you got a gun so you want to pop back?
4.3 inches now Jason, stop that!
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
TFK you're crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Black I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Dick whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this motherfucking music we Kemp to
Subscribe Odinnner, get yo issue
Walter come close, let me see how you get loose!
When the gimp's in the shit ta
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
Drop it like it's rot
When the boogs get stuck in you
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
Pick it like it's snot
And if a girly get a attitude
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
Flop it like it's hot
I got the Floppy on my arm and I'm pouring Urine on
And I drink the best pee cause I got it going on
Flop
Flop
[Flop walks off stage and it appears the two bums may or may not be exchanged in a sexual activity]
[There is no call for an encore]