Post by Flop on Nov 11, 2019 17:59:40 GMT -5
Flo's Diner
Flo
Flo: Hi!
Flop Hello!
Flo: What can I get ya love?
Flop: Your beef curtains
Flo: Curtain steak?
Flop: Yeh. Your beef curtains.
Flo: Ok. How do you like it?
Flop: How can I have it?
Flo: Rare, Medium or Well done?
Flop: What's the difference.
Flo: Rare is just warm and dropping with blood.
Flop: No. I don't like eating beef curtains dripping with blood. What's well done?
Flo: Its cooked right through. Grey and sometimes a bit tough and a bit dry.
Flop: That doesn't sound tasty at all. So what's Medium then?
Flo: Somewhere in the middle. The meat is a bit pink, and is generally tender and juicy.
Flop: So if I order medium I get beef curtains moist?
Flo: Yes, love.
Flop: Sounds salivating. I would love to eat your beef curtains done medium.
Flo: Anything else?
Flop: Not right now. I might eat your one of your brown fudge cookies for dessert.
Flo: Let me know, love.
[Flo turns from the counter and give the order to the cook.]
[Flo turns back.]
Flo: We don't get many in these parts. What brings ya past this way.
Flop: I hear your beef curtains are the best in town. And I have to go from here to there and back again. Makes me hungry. So I wanted to wrap my lips around your beef curtains.
Flo: You travel a lot? You a truck driver?
Flop: No I am a wrestler.
Flo: You good.
Flop: Depends what I am doing. I am a got flopper. I do find it hard though especially when I get a good meal. And I heard your beef curtains are a good meal. Might not be as good a flopper after eating your delectable beef curtains
Flo: Tell me about your wrestling.
Flop: I would prefer to wait and eat your beef curtains when they are pink and tender and moist. And I will have your brown fudge cookie for dessert. Then maybe we can talk but I am hungry for a meal of years.
Flo: Ok, Hun. I'm all ears.
Flop: Not my favourite but if you like it...
Flo: Sorry, hon, I didn't hear you?
Flop: Nothing. Just my mouth is watering waiting for my tounge to lick up that first taste of warm moist meat when you bring to me.
Flo: Ok, hon, I'll bring it out soon.
[Flo leaves Flop alone. Flop likes to talk to himself.]
Flop:
I liked to watch Power Rangers
Fake Fighting
Rita Repulsa
She a bad bitch
New Action Figure
Sun Vulcan Sentai
He looks like an annoying fly
But thats Okay
Because Flop don't Fly
Flop Gets High as Kite
Until there is no breeze
Then Flop can fall with ease
And disfigure the Action Figure
and win
Put broken action figure in the bin
Like VHS
Defunct like betamax
Pointless like eunich with a nutsack
Press Play
watch Porn
Thats why VHS outlasted betamax
But now we have internet
Pshhhkkkkkkrrrrkakingkakingkakingtshchchchchchchchcch ding ding ding
Porn is easy
Some whats the point of VHS
when get for free
Like prostitutes
when girls on tinder
just as easy
Like when Flop chases victory
Three way.
Flop gets another three way
Men always dream on three way
One in the middle
Double adapted
To win
We must adapt
to changing worlds
So you must change
Outside
Inside
Outside
We all have favourite spot
On top
On bottom
In the middle
Just another choice
To Choose
I must
That is that I win
and you lose
That's right Sun Vulcan Sentai
too many words
you got left behind when the beasts morphed
And that goes for you too Victor
Know Why?
Because you have no victory
VHS
Be Kind Rewind
Mos Def!
I liked to watch Power Rangers
Fake Fighting
Rita Repulsa
She a bad bitch
New Action Figure
Sun Vulcan Sentai
He looks like an annoying fly
But thats Okay
Because Flop don't Fly
Flop Gets High as Kite
Until there is no breeze
Then Flop can fall with ease
And disfigure the Action Figure
and win
Put broken action figure in the bin
Like VHS
Defunct like betamax
Pointless like eunich with a nutsack
Press Play
watch Porn
Thats why VHS outlasted betamax
But now we have internet
Pshhhkkkkkkrrrrkakingkakingkakingtshchchchchchchchcch ding ding ding
Porn is easy
Some whats the point of VHS
when get for free
Like prostitutes
when girls on tinder
just as easy
Like when Flop chases victory
Three way.
Flop gets another three way
Men always dream on three way
One in the middle
Double adapted
To win
We must adapt
to changing worlds
So you must change
Outside
Inside
Outside
We all have favourite spot
On top
On bottom
In the middle
Just another choice
To Choose
I must
That is that I win
and you lose
That's right Sun Vulcan Sentai
too many words
you got left behind when the beasts morphed
And that goes for you too Victor
Know Why?
Because you have no victory
VHS
Be Kind Rewind
Mos Def!