Post by Alex Richards on Nov 10, 2019 18:23:58 GMT -5
Alex Richards surveys the scene.. computers... magazines.. DVDs.. books. Alex is in a library.
Ever hear the expression silence is golden? I'll bet you have Johnny but you never listened. This is a place where people go to get educated. I'll bet you've never been to a library either. When Clash is over you will finally learn something.
Alex sighs
I didn't want to do this Johnny. I want to fight world champions, hall of famers, at least up and comers, or minor title holders. You aren't any of those things Johnny. You called me out on twitter time and time again but I always knew what the result was going to be. A one sided stomping. Let's face it.. I'm a two fed hall of famer. You're the guy who's most famous for losing a career match to Beau Not Blaze and not even being able to honor your word! I may be known as a joker.. but you're the punchline.
Everybody knows it too. You wanted this match forever. But all I had to do was challenge you once and it instantly happened. That's because... wait for it..
Alex shouts out
I'M A REAL STAR INSTEAD OF SOMEONE WHO JUST PRETENDS TO BE!
Alex grins
The library is closed today. But I'm not saying anything you don't already know Johnny. That's why even a single word from me on twitter was enough for you to spend hours tweeting. You tried to leech off my credibility... my hard work. fucking pisses me off. Enough so.. that I was willing to waste my time to finally shut you up. It's not going to take long but it's gonna be a lesson you'll never forget.
I faced off against the best. Lockharts.. Blacks.. Divitos.. Balfores.. I didn't necessarily like these people but I gave them the respect they deserved because of their accomplishments. You don't do that. You didn't give me the respect that I earned. At my worst I was Action Wrestling Television Champion. You haven't accomplished anything nearly that impressive your entire fucking run in Action Wrestling. I am currently one third of the first Trios Champions ever. The only history you have in Action Wrestling is turning in the worst performance in the All In Ladder match. No title shots.. no memorable moments.. nothing..
That's why you jumped at this opportunity to face me. But this is no opportunity at all. You even stop to think as to why I challenged you to a street fight? Am I known for my hardcore matches? Hardly. But I will be after this one. I could just beat you. But let's be honest.. everyone does that. Bobby Rage bodied you a few weeks ago. I beat world champions like Odin Balfore, Noble Savage, Bonnie Blue, Howard Black.. I actually win world titles. What I'm going to do is use your own words against you. I'm going to not just beat you but humiliate you. You will never disrespect Alex Richards again after this I promise you. I'm bringing the weapons that will make a joke out of everything you ever P-H-U-C-K-I-N-G said. Speaking of which.
Alex grabs a giant Webster's Dictionary off the shelf.. that is encased in cement.
You spent years abusing the English language and I think it's high time it started fighting back. You already talk like you just had a stroke.. at least after a few jaw shattering shots from this you'll have an excuse. That's just for starters. I have much more planned for you.
Alex walks over to a table, picks up a steel folding chair. Sort of.. This one the bottom has been cut off. It's only the top and half of the seat.
Most people use steel chairs for striking. I have a more sinister use in mind for this one. You told me over and over again what a choke artist I am. I'm going to show you how true that is. I'm gonna wrap this chair around your throat and show you what choking truly is. Yeah.. I lost to a lot of main eventers. I also beat a lot of main eventers. Main eventers don't even give you the time of day. You can't choke in world title matches because you'll never earn a world title match! This beating against me.. this is the best it's ever going to get for you. You say I choked in four world title matches. I didn't choke.. I came up second best against greats. What's your excuse for not winning that table match against Beau a few weeks ago? Now.. that's choking.
Don't worry though. I got something for you as well. You call yourself the don of disrespect yet.. I got your gun right here Mister Mafia..
Alex walks into the children's library emerging with a massive, pink watergun.
You think you're disrespecting everyone but you have no ammo. You run down my accomplishments. You have no accomplishments. At least I am a threat. You have nothing.. you proved nothing.. you are nothing.
Alex reaches into his doctor's bag,, pulls out.. a barbed wire covered sponge.
Finally your nonsense line will make sense and I'll be able to... soak you up. Your catch phrase is as lame as everything else about you by the way. Your all style no substance and your so called style is just lame catchphrases to boot. If I were Johnny Stylez I would have become a plumber instead because everything about you is literal shit. You messed up a masturbation joke, you said you were gonna make an ass out of my ass, you can't add one plus one. You're a failure on twitter, you're a failure in the ring, you're a failure at life. You stepped to a hall of famer. I might not be AW world champion, yet, but I am more then man enough to dismantle a living meme. Scumbag Steve is a better living meme too.. you even fail at that!
Ever hear the expression silence is golden? I'll bet you have Johnny but you never listened. This is a place where people go to get educated. I'll bet you've never been to a library either. When Clash is over you will finally learn something.
Alex sighs
I didn't want to do this Johnny. I want to fight world champions, hall of famers, at least up and comers, or minor title holders. You aren't any of those things Johnny. You called me out on twitter time and time again but I always knew what the result was going to be. A one sided stomping. Let's face it.. I'm a two fed hall of famer. You're the guy who's most famous for losing a career match to Beau Not Blaze and not even being able to honor your word! I may be known as a joker.. but you're the punchline.
Everybody knows it too. You wanted this match forever. But all I had to do was challenge you once and it instantly happened. That's because... wait for it..
Alex shouts out
I'M A REAL STAR INSTEAD OF SOMEONE WHO JUST PRETENDS TO BE!
Alex grins
The library is closed today. But I'm not saying anything you don't already know Johnny. That's why even a single word from me on twitter was enough for you to spend hours tweeting. You tried to leech off my credibility... my hard work. fucking pisses me off. Enough so.. that I was willing to waste my time to finally shut you up. It's not going to take long but it's gonna be a lesson you'll never forget.
I faced off against the best. Lockharts.. Blacks.. Divitos.. Balfores.. I didn't necessarily like these people but I gave them the respect they deserved because of their accomplishments. You don't do that. You didn't give me the respect that I earned. At my worst I was Action Wrestling Television Champion. You haven't accomplished anything nearly that impressive your entire fucking run in Action Wrestling. I am currently one third of the first Trios Champions ever. The only history you have in Action Wrestling is turning in the worst performance in the All In Ladder match. No title shots.. no memorable moments.. nothing..
That's why you jumped at this opportunity to face me. But this is no opportunity at all. You even stop to think as to why I challenged you to a street fight? Am I known for my hardcore matches? Hardly. But I will be after this one. I could just beat you. But let's be honest.. everyone does that. Bobby Rage bodied you a few weeks ago. I beat world champions like Odin Balfore, Noble Savage, Bonnie Blue, Howard Black.. I actually win world titles. What I'm going to do is use your own words against you. I'm going to not just beat you but humiliate you. You will never disrespect Alex Richards again after this I promise you. I'm bringing the weapons that will make a joke out of everything you ever P-H-U-C-K-I-N-G said. Speaking of which.
Alex grabs a giant Webster's Dictionary off the shelf.. that is encased in cement.
You spent years abusing the English language and I think it's high time it started fighting back. You already talk like you just had a stroke.. at least after a few jaw shattering shots from this you'll have an excuse. That's just for starters. I have much more planned for you.
Alex walks over to a table, picks up a steel folding chair. Sort of.. This one the bottom has been cut off. It's only the top and half of the seat.
Most people use steel chairs for striking. I have a more sinister use in mind for this one. You told me over and over again what a choke artist I am. I'm going to show you how true that is. I'm gonna wrap this chair around your throat and show you what choking truly is. Yeah.. I lost to a lot of main eventers. I also beat a lot of main eventers. Main eventers don't even give you the time of day. You can't choke in world title matches because you'll never earn a world title match! This beating against me.. this is the best it's ever going to get for you. You say I choked in four world title matches. I didn't choke.. I came up second best against greats. What's your excuse for not winning that table match against Beau a few weeks ago? Now.. that's choking.
Don't worry though. I got something for you as well. You call yourself the don of disrespect yet.. I got your gun right here Mister Mafia..
Alex walks into the children's library emerging with a massive, pink watergun.
You think you're disrespecting everyone but you have no ammo. You run down my accomplishments. You have no accomplishments. At least I am a threat. You have nothing.. you proved nothing.. you are nothing.
Alex reaches into his doctor's bag,, pulls out.. a barbed wire covered sponge.
Finally your nonsense line will make sense and I'll be able to... soak you up. Your catch phrase is as lame as everything else about you by the way. Your all style no substance and your so called style is just lame catchphrases to boot. If I were Johnny Stylez I would have become a plumber instead because everything about you is literal shit. You messed up a masturbation joke, you said you were gonna make an ass out of my ass, you can't add one plus one. You're a failure on twitter, you're a failure in the ring, you're a failure at life. You stepped to a hall of famer. I might not be AW world champion, yet, but I am more then man enough to dismantle a living meme. Scumbag Steve is a better living meme too.. you even fail at that!