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Nov 10, 2019 17:46:14 GMT -5
Shadowlove, Ryan Elias, and 2 more like this
Post by LA Johnny Stylez on Nov 10, 2019 17:46:14 GMT -5
So there you are sitting around kinda chillin...Got some down time so you decide to spend a moment or two checking up on the goings on of what is rapdily becoming one of the top wrestling promotions in the world ACTION WRESTLING. So you point the small remote from your ROKU smart TV and you use the arrow to guide yourself to the AW shortcut. You weren't exactly sure what you were going to read or watch first but you figured you could cross that bridge once you arrived to it.
So as you watch the porn on your phone fade away into the backdrop of the Action Wrestling Website, you notice something isn't quite right! It usuaully doesn't take this long to load up the AW website no matter how much porn you had been watching previously! So you do the most logical thing and hit the refresh button...Then suddenly, mother phucker!...
THe GoT DaMn SCReeN GoES BLaNK...
...DuN, DuN...DUNNNNNNNNNNNN
(AND THE PLOT THICKENZ!!!)
Because suddenly the screen pops on and we are looking at all white, and for a brief moment you think to yourself...
....GoD?...Is....IS THAT YOU?
And the answer is, ya FRiGGiN MoRoN, NO IT ISN'T GOD!...Well maybe as far as you are concerned, but still not he creator of the universe...It is none other than freshly returned Action Wrestling's best kept secret LA Johnny Stylez, back live and in living color. Dressed to the 9's as usual, wearing his CRIMSON T-shirt with a picture of the state of ALABAMA on it and read the words GOD BLESS AMERICA...EXECPT ALABAMA FUCK ALABAMA, and a pair of black and white pin striped pants. His blue hair is spiked up and he is wearing a thick rimmed pair of black Rayban sunglasses. He walks up to the screen, taping it and begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez...HEY ALEX!...Yes you DUMB FAT SHIT, incase you are wondering I did go through the financal trouble to take over the entire ACTION WRESTLING website all over the world just to send a persoal message just to you! So if you could put the bottle of jurgens away, put away the CHEETOH's and for the LOVE OF GOD
!!!!PUT SOME GOT DAMN PANTZ ON!!!!
...PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE THIS PRETAINS TO YOU VERY MUCH ASSWIPE!!!
OK, so everyone by now knows what is going on between me and you! Once upon a time you thought it was a good idea to stick your nose in my business onbehalf of your OWNER Odin Balfore, proving to be equally moronic to him, I had no problem making an ass out of you everytime I had to respond to one of your idiotic posts, to where I was wondering if you had gotten desperate and ran outside your house to find some middle school kids to help you out, because well middle school kids are mean as PHUCK, and even they have better shit than some of the sheer and UTTER
!!!!C.R.A.P.O.L.A.!!!!
THAT HAS FALLEN OUT ODIN'S SWORD HOLSTER YOU CALL YOUR MOUTH!!!
But during my time away I began to really think about a thing or two here in ACTION Wrestling, and to be honest I'm pretty sure I had me one of them ephiany's...For you it's probably a feeling similar to uncomfortable gas that you rudely pass in an elevator or one of those limo's you should be driving instetead of riding in ya big DUMB SILLY
!!!!!B.I.T.C.H.!!!!!
BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I WANT TO BELIEVE YOU ARE AS F'N STUPID AS YOU HAVE HELPED ME MAKE YOU LOOK!!!
But I can't shake the truth that perhaps you problem isn't sheer stupidity persay, maybe it's the misdemeanor of stupid known as ignorance, because well Alex...Case and point most opf the reason my insults are just so far beyond yours they really aren't worth comparing isn't all because I'm mucho better with words than you are...No you sir perhaps are just misinformed! In other words YA SIMPLE BACKWARDZ ASS CHUMP IS THAT YOU FOR A LACK OF A BETTER TERM ARE
!!!!L.O.S.T.!!!!
...I'm TALKING ABOUT SO GOT DAMN LOST EVEN IF YOU GOT WHERE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO YOU STILL WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE THE PHUCK YOU WERE!!!
...and while that part is mainly due to fact that you are just a big dumb animal, I think with a lot of drugs, and some booze I could maybe force myself to overlook that...sometimes! I bring it up because I realized what is the one thing holding not only you, but this company back from being the TOP promotion in the world, because that is really why the phuck I'm here! Sure I take joy in taking overrated, self absorbed MAMA'S BOYS LIKE YOU, and humiliating them so badly they either disappear for real or just from my sight and trajectory completley, which at the end of the day is a got damn
!!!!!WiN-WiN!!!!!
, SO I DON'T REALLY KEEP TRACK OF WHICH IT IS MORE!!!!
But I'll be brief when I tell you that Alex, good news DUMMY! Because I have an offical diagnosis for ya! I know exactly what your problem is!...Not saying you have only one, because well...Like I said wipe the cheetoh crumbs off of you and look at your sorry ass! You win a match here or there but when it comes to the ones that matter you loose more times than Micheal Jackson when he used to play naked hide and go seek with the visitors to NEVERLAND RANCH!!!! And I know in the back of that mutated eggplant you call your head you have to be wondering
?WHY, HOW, WHAT THE PHUCKIN PHUCK?
...AND WELL...SPOILER ALERT, YOU'RE REALLY GUNNA HATE THE ANSWER!!!
But due to the fact that I care about your feelings about as much as Bill Cosby likes his sexual partners to have control of their bodily functions, I am going to tell you and even though you think one or two of the people who are foolish enough to admitly be one of your friends would have told you since this would be their job, you might want to think about why it's me you have to hear this from?...Anyway! Alex the reason you are becoming synonomous with
!!!!!F.A.I.L.U.R.E.!!!!!!
IN ACTION WRESTLING IS BECAUSE OF YOUR SAD SENSE OF DIRECTION!!!
That sir is why you are lost, because you my friend like a good percentage of the asshats in this company haven't the slightest clue as to where you are or what you are truly doing and that is why I have come here and that is why ACTION WRESTLING is being held back from it's true potential! You see TUBBY, I get it... I really do...You will always have a place in your heart for your time and labors achieved in the Wrestling Championship Federation, but the fact of the matter that I am fixing to go above and beyond the call of duty to literally POUND INTO YOUR SKULLS, is the fact that the wretling promotion known as the WcF is and will continue to be
!!!!!D-E-D-, D.E.A.D.!!!!!
...AND THE SOONER THE LOT OF YOU ACCEPT THAT THE SOONER WE CAN GET BACK TO WHAT MATTERZ!!
!!!!!ACTION F'N WRESTLING!!!!!
...GOT ALL THAT MoRoN???
I understand that in the beginning it may have been useful, perhaps even necessary for the lot of you to use your WcF lineage to help your names provide legitimacy to the name of this comany, but a lot of time has come and gone since that portable toilet of a wretling promotion closed, and most of you...ESPECIALLY my OVERRATED OPPONENT talk about it like we are
!!!!STILL F'N THERE!!!!!
...WHICH ALEX WILL LEARN THE HARDWAY HE AINT!!!
I am here because I competed in the WcF, I even won two titles there...
???AINT THAT RIGHT ODIN BALFORE???
...AND ZOMBIE McCRACK PIPE?
But now...I am in Action Wrestling, and I don't know about you PHUCK MOOKS, but I want the promotion I am in to be seen as the premier wrestling promotion in the world! Because on the day when I hoist the Action Wrestling Title above my head, I want everyone watching to know that their worst nightmare just came true and they phucked around and let me win that bitch and now against their wishes will have to look at me and know that I am what I have been telling you MENTAL MIDGETS FROM JUMP STREET! That I am and always have been
!!!!!THE BEST!!!!!
...LIKE BETTER THAN ANY AND ALL WHO HAVE COME BEFORE!
...And if you are wondering if I think that about you, if you are or ever have been a member of the AW roster then I am straight up telling you right now...YES...I know I am better than everyone of you and will prove it anytime anywhere! BOOK IT! But Alex see you sir are so stuck in the past, and such a sorry fat shit...Because I did catch your promo you cut before you got bounced out of the '
!!!!!WRESTLER OF THE YEAR TOURNAMENT!!!!
...THAT YOU HAD NO BUSINESS BEING IN MIND YOU!!!!
And you sat there and fed Corey Black who is about as overrated as they come WcF story after WcF story, I got bored...hmmm almost instantly! Because I and the major portion of our fan base, don't give a PHUCK, two shits, or any shred of our concern about anything that happened there! It is time to set new records, push to new boundaries and heights...And none of us will ever be able to do that while you phucking WcF BARDS are still traveling frrom town to town singing your faggoty ass songs about a company that is where it belongs
!!!!!IN THE F'N GROUND!!!!
...ANY OF THIS SINKING IN YET TUBBY?
Because I also heard you whining and crying about where all of your leaders have gone to these days...And well the fact that you basically admitted to being a follower for the most part of your career made me L-O-L a time or twelve, because
!!!!!DUH!!!!
...LIKE I SAID YOU CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR OWN IDEAS AND YOUR WET FARTZ!!!!
So here is why I bring all of this up...And here is what we are going to do about it. At Clash tomorrow...You and I are gunna climb in that ring, and I am going to walk in off the street...ON SHORT NOTICE and I am going to
!!!!!F'N DISPATCH YOU!!!!!
LiKe I WaS MaKinG a PB&J!!!!
I'm gunna BEAT YOUR PHUCKIN ASS ALEX RICHARDS! So badly that you will be humiliated by it...But know I am only going to push that hard because I have to! Beause if you want to survive in AW's FUTURE...MY FUTURE you are going to have to cure yourself of this College Freshman going back to his Highschool prom disease thing you got going on! The glory days will always be there...You can even revisit them from time to time on a bad day, but the constant and never ceasing offering those places, people, and events from then as if they are the stick we are all to be measured against is a gigantic
!!!!!CROC OF SHIT!!!!!
THAT I'LL BE TORTURED FOR ETERTINITY BEFORE I EVER F'N RECGONIZE ANY OF IT AS SO!!!
But I'm right here right now telling you the best is yet to come my large and never in charge friend! By the time I'm phuckin done one of the only reasons will remember WcF fondly is because it gave them Action Wrestling and LA Johnny Stylez! And that Alex is EVOLUTIOn! And you can either submit to it and accept it or get eliminated by it as clearly stated in the first phucking sentence of the human laws
!!!!OF F'N NATURE!!!!
Try and RESIST IF YOU WANT, BUT YOU WILL CONTINUE FAILING UNTIL YOU COULDN'T DRAW IF YOU WERE A PENCIL MOTHER PHUCKER!!!
And since you are in serious need of some help...If you can take this beating I'm finna throw you like a man...If you can prove to me and everyone else watching that your brain is actually capable of rational thought...And if you truly desire to return to your former state of prominence then you will pick your blubbery ass off the mat, and you will report to me at once and we will begin your repackaging process! Laugh...Say you would never...But look at your options...and well I have been making a fool out of you ever since you posted your first reply to me...Think about what I'm saying...REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, then think about how savegly I pound your face into anything and everything I can until I see the life drain from your eyes and body...Think about how it felt to lose 6030953406
!!!!!!STRAIGHT WORLD TITLE MATCH/MAINEVENTZ!!!!!
....You Wanna Keep FEELING LIKE THAT, KEEP BEING YOURSELF!!!!
But if you truly wanted to be remembered the way hardcore WcF fans remember you, then you will swallow your pride and listen to me, because this is an offer I don't have to extend you! But Ryan Elias and Myself are going to cure this promotion of what ales it...We are going to stop at nothing until we have wiped every remaining part of the WcF from Action Wrestling's landscape...Beause Action Wrestling is our promotion now...ACTION WRESTLING is where men go to become IMMORTAL IN THIS BUSINESS! SOmething they can't achieve in the WcF, because you have to be alive and open for that and they are neither...Just like the fading memory of your greatness Alex Richards...What happens to you after this will determine the remainder of your pro wrestling career! Because I can promise you this...You can pin me...You can win this match...You think you will be able to shut me up?
?...YOU THINK YOU ARE CAPABLE OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
...COME ON BRUH!!!
Fact is it's a new day and a new dawn and I can either throw your carcass into it's sunrise to make it burn brighter and then piss on your ashes, or I can give you a hand in carving a place out in the future! Because you are capable of attaining this for yourself...But not without an immediate change of attitude and perspective, because living in the past tense as much as your dumb ass does will only result in you being
!!!!!F'N BURIED THERE!!!!
...SO IF I WERE YOU I WOULD JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE IN DEDPERATE NEED OF A ROLE MODEL!!!
And then make the right choice...And please if you do the old Alex Richards lame move of saying I am doing this to try and align with you, know good and got damn well you can accept or deny my offer it makes no difference to me one way or another...If you deny it, it will just prove to meand everyone else that you are hopeless and incapable of helping and Ill erase you one way or another...But this is going to happen...And I am going to climb in that ring at CLASH and I'll beat you so badly part of you will run outta here faster than
!!!!!DANE PRESTON AFTER A COFFE BREAK!!!!
...So ALEX, GET READY BECAUSE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD HOME TIME IS NO LONGER ON YOUR SIDE!!!
..If you agree to my proposal...After the medical staff at Clash revive you, you will go the address written on the piece of paper in your pants I begged you to put on a few moments ago...And you will kick this car that is and will remain in neutral off of this cliff...
Johnny snaps his fingers and suddenly we find ourselves on the top of a mouintan in the middle of no where...Behind Johnny is an old OLDSMOBILE...It's beginning to get dark Johnny goes to open the trunk and the camera closes up to see the body of an unconcious man bound and gagged...His eyes once shown bright with a passionate horror before theyt were blackened and closed by the DoN of Di$Re$PeCT...Alex Richards knows who this man is...Actually most of you know who he is...His name is Seth Lerch and he used to run the WcF...Johnny then slams the trunk shut turns and removes his cigarettes from his pockets and lights one. He takes a drag and then exhales the smoke through his nostrils as he glares into the camera and begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: There is a war coming Alex...You can be it's first casulty, or you can for once in the past two years not be a TOTAL DUMB ASS! Either way you are going to get your ass kicked tomorrow...AND ACTION WRESTLING MOVES ON WITH OR WITHOUT YOu...WHich then leaves you with the only choice I ever leave anyone with...So maybe once be a got damn man and just take this painful opportunity to
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!!
CaUse YoU NeeD THiS MoRe THaN DaNDy DiViTo NeeDs TO TRY DATING OUTSIDE OF HIS FAMILY!!!
...See YA TOMORROW NIGHT CHUMP!!!
4:19
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-A-
??MiNuTe??
So as you watch the porn on your phone fade away into the backdrop of the Action Wrestling Website, you notice something isn't quite right! It usuaully doesn't take this long to load up the AW website no matter how much porn you had been watching previously! So you do the most logical thing and hit the refresh button...Then suddenly, mother phucker!...
THe GoT DaMn SCReeN GoES BLaNK...
...DuN, DuN...DUNNNNNNNNNNNN
(AND THE PLOT THICKENZ!!!)
Because suddenly the screen pops on and we are looking at all white, and for a brief moment you think to yourself...
....GoD?...Is....IS THAT YOU?
And the answer is, ya FRiGGiN MoRoN, NO IT ISN'T GOD!...Well maybe as far as you are concerned, but still not he creator of the universe...It is none other than freshly returned Action Wrestling's best kept secret LA Johnny Stylez, back live and in living color. Dressed to the 9's as usual, wearing his CRIMSON T-shirt with a picture of the state of ALABAMA on it and read the words GOD BLESS AMERICA...EXECPT ALABAMA FUCK ALABAMA, and a pair of black and white pin striped pants. His blue hair is spiked up and he is wearing a thick rimmed pair of black Rayban sunglasses. He walks up to the screen, taping it and begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez...HEY ALEX!...Yes you DUMB FAT SHIT, incase you are wondering I did go through the financal trouble to take over the entire ACTION WRESTLING website all over the world just to send a persoal message just to you! So if you could put the bottle of jurgens away, put away the CHEETOH's and for the LOVE OF GOD
!!!!PUT SOME GOT DAMN PANTZ ON!!!!
...PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE THIS PRETAINS TO YOU VERY MUCH ASSWIPE!!!
OK, so everyone by now knows what is going on between me and you! Once upon a time you thought it was a good idea to stick your nose in my business onbehalf of your OWNER Odin Balfore, proving to be equally moronic to him, I had no problem making an ass out of you everytime I had to respond to one of your idiotic posts, to where I was wondering if you had gotten desperate and ran outside your house to find some middle school kids to help you out, because well middle school kids are mean as PHUCK, and even they have better shit than some of the sheer and UTTER
!!!!C.R.A.P.O.L.A.!!!!
THAT HAS FALLEN OUT ODIN'S SWORD HOLSTER YOU CALL YOUR MOUTH!!!
But during my time away I began to really think about a thing or two here in ACTION Wrestling, and to be honest I'm pretty sure I had me one of them ephiany's...For you it's probably a feeling similar to uncomfortable gas that you rudely pass in an elevator or one of those limo's you should be driving instetead of riding in ya big DUMB SILLY
!!!!!B.I.T.C.H.!!!!!
BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I WANT TO BELIEVE YOU ARE AS F'N STUPID AS YOU HAVE HELPED ME MAKE YOU LOOK!!!
But I can't shake the truth that perhaps you problem isn't sheer stupidity persay, maybe it's the misdemeanor of stupid known as ignorance, because well Alex...Case and point most opf the reason my insults are just so far beyond yours they really aren't worth comparing isn't all because I'm mucho better with words than you are...No you sir perhaps are just misinformed! In other words YA SIMPLE BACKWARDZ ASS CHUMP IS THAT YOU FOR A LACK OF A BETTER TERM ARE
!!!!L.O.S.T.!!!!
...I'm TALKING ABOUT SO GOT DAMN LOST EVEN IF YOU GOT WHERE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO YOU STILL WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE THE PHUCK YOU WERE!!!
...and while that part is mainly due to fact that you are just a big dumb animal, I think with a lot of drugs, and some booze I could maybe force myself to overlook that...sometimes! I bring it up because I realized what is the one thing holding not only you, but this company back from being the TOP promotion in the world, because that is really why the phuck I'm here! Sure I take joy in taking overrated, self absorbed MAMA'S BOYS LIKE YOU, and humiliating them so badly they either disappear for real or just from my sight and trajectory completley, which at the end of the day is a got damn
!!!!!WiN-WiN!!!!!
, SO I DON'T REALLY KEEP TRACK OF WHICH IT IS MORE!!!!
But I'll be brief when I tell you that Alex, good news DUMMY! Because I have an offical diagnosis for ya! I know exactly what your problem is!...Not saying you have only one, because well...Like I said wipe the cheetoh crumbs off of you and look at your sorry ass! You win a match here or there but when it comes to the ones that matter you loose more times than Micheal Jackson when he used to play naked hide and go seek with the visitors to NEVERLAND RANCH!!!! And I know in the back of that mutated eggplant you call your head you have to be wondering
?WHY, HOW, WHAT THE PHUCKIN PHUCK?
...AND WELL...SPOILER ALERT, YOU'RE REALLY GUNNA HATE THE ANSWER!!!
But due to the fact that I care about your feelings about as much as Bill Cosby likes his sexual partners to have control of their bodily functions, I am going to tell you and even though you think one or two of the people who are foolish enough to admitly be one of your friends would have told you since this would be their job, you might want to think about why it's me you have to hear this from?...Anyway! Alex the reason you are becoming synonomous with
!!!!!F.A.I.L.U.R.E.!!!!!!
IN ACTION WRESTLING IS BECAUSE OF YOUR SAD SENSE OF DIRECTION!!!
That sir is why you are lost, because you my friend like a good percentage of the asshats in this company haven't the slightest clue as to where you are or what you are truly doing and that is why I have come here and that is why ACTION WRESTLING is being held back from it's true potential! You see TUBBY, I get it... I really do...You will always have a place in your heart for your time and labors achieved in the Wrestling Championship Federation, but the fact of the matter that I am fixing to go above and beyond the call of duty to literally POUND INTO YOUR SKULLS, is the fact that the wretling promotion known as the WcF is and will continue to be
!!!!!D-E-D-, D.E.A.D.!!!!!
...AND THE SOONER THE LOT OF YOU ACCEPT THAT THE SOONER WE CAN GET BACK TO WHAT MATTERZ!!
!!!!!ACTION F'N WRESTLING!!!!!
...GOT ALL THAT MoRoN???
I understand that in the beginning it may have been useful, perhaps even necessary for the lot of you to use your WcF lineage to help your names provide legitimacy to the name of this comany, but a lot of time has come and gone since that portable toilet of a wretling promotion closed, and most of you...ESPECIALLY my OVERRATED OPPONENT talk about it like we are
!!!!STILL F'N THERE!!!!!
...WHICH ALEX WILL LEARN THE HARDWAY HE AINT!!!
I am here because I competed in the WcF, I even won two titles there...
???AINT THAT RIGHT ODIN BALFORE???
...AND ZOMBIE McCRACK PIPE?
But now...I am in Action Wrestling, and I don't know about you PHUCK MOOKS, but I want the promotion I am in to be seen as the premier wrestling promotion in the world! Because on the day when I hoist the Action Wrestling Title above my head, I want everyone watching to know that their worst nightmare just came true and they phucked around and let me win that bitch and now against their wishes will have to look at me and know that I am what I have been telling you MENTAL MIDGETS FROM JUMP STREET! That I am and always have been
!!!!!THE BEST!!!!!
...LIKE BETTER THAN ANY AND ALL WHO HAVE COME BEFORE!
...And if you are wondering if I think that about you, if you are or ever have been a member of the AW roster then I am straight up telling you right now...YES...I know I am better than everyone of you and will prove it anytime anywhere! BOOK IT! But Alex see you sir are so stuck in the past, and such a sorry fat shit...Because I did catch your promo you cut before you got bounced out of the '
!!!!!WRESTLER OF THE YEAR TOURNAMENT!!!!
...THAT YOU HAD NO BUSINESS BEING IN MIND YOU!!!!
And you sat there and fed Corey Black who is about as overrated as they come WcF story after WcF story, I got bored...hmmm almost instantly! Because I and the major portion of our fan base, don't give a PHUCK, two shits, or any shred of our concern about anything that happened there! It is time to set new records, push to new boundaries and heights...And none of us will ever be able to do that while you phucking WcF BARDS are still traveling frrom town to town singing your faggoty ass songs about a company that is where it belongs
!!!!!IN THE F'N GROUND!!!!
...ANY OF THIS SINKING IN YET TUBBY?
Because I also heard you whining and crying about where all of your leaders have gone to these days...And well the fact that you basically admitted to being a follower for the most part of your career made me L-O-L a time or twelve, because
!!!!!DUH!!!!
...LIKE I SAID YOU CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR OWN IDEAS AND YOUR WET FARTZ!!!!
So here is why I bring all of this up...And here is what we are going to do about it. At Clash tomorrow...You and I are gunna climb in that ring, and I am going to walk in off the street...ON SHORT NOTICE and I am going to
!!!!!F'N DISPATCH YOU!!!!!
LiKe I WaS MaKinG a PB&J!!!!
I'm gunna BEAT YOUR PHUCKIN ASS ALEX RICHARDS! So badly that you will be humiliated by it...But know I am only going to push that hard because I have to! Beause if you want to survive in AW's FUTURE...MY FUTURE you are going to have to cure yourself of this College Freshman going back to his Highschool prom disease thing you got going on! The glory days will always be there...You can even revisit them from time to time on a bad day, but the constant and never ceasing offering those places, people, and events from then as if they are the stick we are all to be measured against is a gigantic
!!!!!CROC OF SHIT!!!!!
THAT I'LL BE TORTURED FOR ETERTINITY BEFORE I EVER F'N RECGONIZE ANY OF IT AS SO!!!
But I'm right here right now telling you the best is yet to come my large and never in charge friend! By the time I'm phuckin done one of the only reasons will remember WcF fondly is because it gave them Action Wrestling and LA Johnny Stylez! And that Alex is EVOLUTIOn! And you can either submit to it and accept it or get eliminated by it as clearly stated in the first phucking sentence of the human laws
!!!!OF F'N NATURE!!!!
Try and RESIST IF YOU WANT, BUT YOU WILL CONTINUE FAILING UNTIL YOU COULDN'T DRAW IF YOU WERE A PENCIL MOTHER PHUCKER!!!
And since you are in serious need of some help...If you can take this beating I'm finna throw you like a man...If you can prove to me and everyone else watching that your brain is actually capable of rational thought...And if you truly desire to return to your former state of prominence then you will pick your blubbery ass off the mat, and you will report to me at once and we will begin your repackaging process! Laugh...Say you would never...But look at your options...and well I have been making a fool out of you ever since you posted your first reply to me...Think about what I'm saying...REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, then think about how savegly I pound your face into anything and everything I can until I see the life drain from your eyes and body...Think about how it felt to lose 6030953406
!!!!!!STRAIGHT WORLD TITLE MATCH/MAINEVENTZ!!!!!
....You Wanna Keep FEELING LIKE THAT, KEEP BEING YOURSELF!!!!
But if you truly wanted to be remembered the way hardcore WcF fans remember you, then you will swallow your pride and listen to me, because this is an offer I don't have to extend you! But Ryan Elias and Myself are going to cure this promotion of what ales it...We are going to stop at nothing until we have wiped every remaining part of the WcF from Action Wrestling's landscape...Beause Action Wrestling is our promotion now...ACTION WRESTLING is where men go to become IMMORTAL IN THIS BUSINESS! SOmething they can't achieve in the WcF, because you have to be alive and open for that and they are neither...Just like the fading memory of your greatness Alex Richards...What happens to you after this will determine the remainder of your pro wrestling career! Because I can promise you this...You can pin me...You can win this match...You think you will be able to shut me up?
?...YOU THINK YOU ARE CAPABLE OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
...COME ON BRUH!!!
Fact is it's a new day and a new dawn and I can either throw your carcass into it's sunrise to make it burn brighter and then piss on your ashes, or I can give you a hand in carving a place out in the future! Because you are capable of attaining this for yourself...But not without an immediate change of attitude and perspective, because living in the past tense as much as your dumb ass does will only result in you being
!!!!!F'N BURIED THERE!!!!
...SO IF I WERE YOU I WOULD JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE IN DEDPERATE NEED OF A ROLE MODEL!!!
And then make the right choice...And please if you do the old Alex Richards lame move of saying I am doing this to try and align with you, know good and got damn well you can accept or deny my offer it makes no difference to me one way or another...If you deny it, it will just prove to meand everyone else that you are hopeless and incapable of helping and Ill erase you one way or another...But this is going to happen...And I am going to climb in that ring at CLASH and I'll beat you so badly part of you will run outta here faster than
!!!!!DANE PRESTON AFTER A COFFE BREAK!!!!
...So ALEX, GET READY BECAUSE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD HOME TIME IS NO LONGER ON YOUR SIDE!!!
..If you agree to my proposal...After the medical staff at Clash revive you, you will go the address written on the piece of paper in your pants I begged you to put on a few moments ago...And you will kick this car that is and will remain in neutral off of this cliff...
Johnny snaps his fingers and suddenly we find ourselves on the top of a mouintan in the middle of no where...Behind Johnny is an old OLDSMOBILE...It's beginning to get dark Johnny goes to open the trunk and the camera closes up to see the body of an unconcious man bound and gagged...His eyes once shown bright with a passionate horror before theyt were blackened and closed by the DoN of Di$Re$PeCT...Alex Richards knows who this man is...Actually most of you know who he is...His name is Seth Lerch and he used to run the WcF...Johnny then slams the trunk shut turns and removes his cigarettes from his pockets and lights one. He takes a drag and then exhales the smoke through his nostrils as he glares into the camera and begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: There is a war coming Alex...You can be it's first casulty, or you can for once in the past two years not be a TOTAL DUMB ASS! Either way you are going to get your ass kicked tomorrow...AND ACTION WRESTLING MOVES ON WITH OR WITHOUT YOu...WHich then leaves you with the only choice I ever leave anyone with...So maybe once be a got damn man and just take this painful opportunity to
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!!
CaUse YoU NeeD THiS MoRe THaN DaNDy DiViTo NeeDs TO TRY DATING OUTSIDE OF HIS FAMILY!!!
...See YA TOMORROW NIGHT CHUMP!!!
4:19
GoT
-A-
??MiNuTe??