BANG BANG BANG
Nov 10, 2019 14:10:43 GMT -5
“The RevolutiDaddy” Wesley, Shadowlove, and 1 more like this
Post by Judge Tennison on Nov 10, 2019 14:10:43 GMT -5
Uncle Bryar is putting on his wrestling trunks as a young crippled boy approaches him.
Cripple: You're really doing it huh Uncle?
Uncle: Sure kid now fuck off would you.
Uncle slaps the child and pushes his wheelchair down a steep flight of stairs. He continues getting dressed. He's sweating like a stuck hog and mumbling to himself. An empty bottle of Wild Turkey sits beside him and an ashtray full of half smoked cigarettes sits beside it. He lights up another and stands up.
Uncle: I'm a piece of shit I've always been a -
We cut.
Silence, before...
And a JUST voice brings light to the screen...
Bailiff: All rise for the honorable JUDGE TENNISON!
The JUDGE enters the HALL OF JUSTICE in all his splendor and calls the session to order.
JUDGE TENNISON: UNCLE BRYAR WHAT SAY YOU!
Uncle Bryar: I -
THREE BANGS OF THE GAVEL and the floor gives way to a pit of flames. Uncle Bryar is dead and a MASSIVE POP rattles our eardrums.
JUDGE TENNISON: YOU SORRY FOOLS you no good CRIMINALS it's time IT'S TIME and it's been a LONG TIME COMING!
Another huge pop.
JUDGE TENNISON: ACTON WRESTLING you ain't never seen the likes of me YOU AINT NEVER SEEN THE RIGHTEOUS FACE OF THE LAW reign down on your carny parade! You been living a dream you been living a lie and now it's time to bring swift justice to your brand of carny BULLSHIT!
The jury claps for the Honorable One.
JUDGE: Jayson Price once said the JUDGE could fuck me in the ass well get ready to gape em boys THAT'S CORRECT the BOYS. FROM. JESSUP. HAVE. ARRIVED!
We cut to the BOYS exiting the JESSUP SHOWERS, just-blood on their hands as they leave a rapist agape and wailing on the blood-covered tile floor. The camera pans over and we see them holding up the card for ACTION WRESTLING for this week's matches. They point to the JUDGE'S bout and nod before heading out the door.
Back in THE HALL OF JUSTICE the JUDGE continues.
JUDGE: LOGAN DEMON JOKER you thief you PEDOPHILE it's now or never for you son I've sen young boys like you all my life I've seen them go the right way and I've seen them go the way you're headed I'VE SEEN THEM STAND BEFORE THE JUDGE AND WEEP! AND IF YOU WISH TO HAVE ANY HOPE OF FIGHTING ANOTHER DAY YOU'D BE WISE TO PLEAD GUILTY elseewise the SYSTEMS coming down on you in a major way. You want to stand up to the courts, son? YOU WANT TO LOOK THE JUDGE IN THE EYE AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS? Or do you want to play hardball? Do you want to FIGHT THE SYSTEM, to go down swinging like the half a million others I've SENTENCED TO DIE IN THE SHOWERS OF JESSUP!
The BOYS FROM JESSUP enter the courtroom.
JUDGE: I'm glad you could make it BOYS tell em your story.
THE BOYS (in unison): WE THOUGHT WE WOULD GET AWAY WITH IT WE WERE WRONG THE JUDGE SET US STRAIGHT NOW IT'S TIME WE SET YOU STRAIGHT
Cut to the Judge who can't help but grin.
The Judge: No one can save you but yourself, Logan the Rapist. Logan the Pedophile. The world knows your secret. PLEAD NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!
No plea is entered and therefore a plea of not guilty is assumed on behalf of the defendant. The judge shoots his head toward the JURY.
JUDGE: JURY! HOW DO YOU FIND THE DEFENDANT!
JURY: GUILITY! GUILTY! GUILTY!
The boys UNZIP and make their way back to the SHOWERS OF JESSUP. Meanwhile the JUDGE flings off his robes, revealing his TRUNKS.
JUDGE: So be it.
He flings the gavel across the HALL OF JUSTICE and it slams into the camera lens as the judge's theme hits to a massive pop.
Cripple: You're really doing it huh Uncle?
Uncle: Sure kid now fuck off would you.
Uncle slaps the child and pushes his wheelchair down a steep flight of stairs. He continues getting dressed. He's sweating like a stuck hog and mumbling to himself. An empty bottle of Wild Turkey sits beside him and an ashtray full of half smoked cigarettes sits beside it. He lights up another and stands up.
Uncle: I'm a piece of shit I've always been a -
We cut.
Silence, before...
And a JUST voice brings light to the screen...
Bailiff: All rise for the honorable JUDGE TENNISON!
The JUDGE enters the HALL OF JUSTICE in all his splendor and calls the session to order.
JUDGE TENNISON: UNCLE BRYAR WHAT SAY YOU!
Uncle Bryar: I -
THREE BANGS OF THE GAVEL and the floor gives way to a pit of flames. Uncle Bryar is dead and a MASSIVE POP rattles our eardrums.
JUDGE TENNISON: YOU SORRY FOOLS you no good CRIMINALS it's time IT'S TIME and it's been a LONG TIME COMING!
Another huge pop.
JUDGE TENNISON: ACTON WRESTLING you ain't never seen the likes of me YOU AINT NEVER SEEN THE RIGHTEOUS FACE OF THE LAW reign down on your carny parade! You been living a dream you been living a lie and now it's time to bring swift justice to your brand of carny BULLSHIT!
The jury claps for the Honorable One.
JUDGE: Jayson Price once said the JUDGE could fuck me in the ass well get ready to gape em boys THAT'S CORRECT the BOYS. FROM. JESSUP. HAVE. ARRIVED!
We cut to the BOYS exiting the JESSUP SHOWERS, just-blood on their hands as they leave a rapist agape and wailing on the blood-covered tile floor. The camera pans over and we see them holding up the card for ACTION WRESTLING for this week's matches. They point to the JUDGE'S bout and nod before heading out the door.
Back in THE HALL OF JUSTICE the JUDGE continues.
JUDGE: LOGAN DEMON JOKER you thief you PEDOPHILE it's now or never for you son I've sen young boys like you all my life I've seen them go the right way and I've seen them go the way you're headed I'VE SEEN THEM STAND BEFORE THE JUDGE AND WEEP! AND IF YOU WISH TO HAVE ANY HOPE OF FIGHTING ANOTHER DAY YOU'D BE WISE TO PLEAD GUILTY elseewise the SYSTEMS coming down on you in a major way. You want to stand up to the courts, son? YOU WANT TO LOOK THE JUDGE IN THE EYE AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS? Or do you want to play hardball? Do you want to FIGHT THE SYSTEM, to go down swinging like the half a million others I've SENTENCED TO DIE IN THE SHOWERS OF JESSUP!
The BOYS FROM JESSUP enter the courtroom.
JUDGE: I'm glad you could make it BOYS tell em your story.
THE BOYS (in unison): WE THOUGHT WE WOULD GET AWAY WITH IT WE WERE WRONG THE JUDGE SET US STRAIGHT NOW IT'S TIME WE SET YOU STRAIGHT
Cut to the Judge who can't help but grin.
The Judge: No one can save you but yourself, Logan the Rapist. Logan the Pedophile. The world knows your secret. PLEAD NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!
No plea is entered and therefore a plea of not guilty is assumed on behalf of the defendant. The judge shoots his head toward the JURY.
JUDGE: JURY! HOW DO YOU FIND THE DEFENDANT!
JURY: GUILITY! GUILTY! GUILTY!
The boys UNZIP and make their way back to the SHOWERS OF JESSUP. Meanwhile the JUDGE flings off his robes, revealing his TRUNKS.
JUDGE: So be it.
He flings the gavel across the HALL OF JUSTICE and it slams into the camera lens as the judge's theme hits to a massive pop.