max masked is pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 14, 2018 22:54:02 GMT -5
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Post by Sidney J. Warwick on Mar 14, 2018 22:54:02 GMT -5
(it is backstage at da golden1 center in scaramento an max masked is their an he is pist. max masked picks up a chair an he slams da chair into da senderblock wall six or seven times until tha back flies off tha chair an slams into tha camera witch knocks it loopie 4 a sec. den max walks up to a forklift dat is backstage an he hits tha forklift wit a ko punch an he kinda puts a lil knuckle sized dent into da forklift but mainl jus hurts his hand and den max masked grabs a pipe an starts hittin tha forklift wit da pipe over an over an over again til tha pipe is bent back an when he does it max masked yells)
max masked: philly!!!!!!!!!!! philly!!!!!!!!!!!! imma ruff u up u big fatty fat fat! aaaaargggggghhhh!
(max masked keeps hitta tha forllift wit tha pipe until a few of his tricks run up 2 him an 1 of dem starts to rub him on his pants an bein rubbed on his pants clams him down a btt til he drops tha pipe but den he shoves tha camera b4 he starts talkin into it.)
max masked: i came here 2 tha adub 2 beat some butt an stomp sum simps an i wuz all ready to win my debutt match! i had linkin coochie beat! i had rick shaw beat! den oliver sudden dis fat mugga fugga named afta da worst regional sandwithc in all of america comes down an tries 2 stick is nose in max maskeds business. well i gotta tell u somethin philly i want u in tha ring next week on monday nite clash so dat i can show u an ur stupid brotha billy an ur stupid butt brother rick shaw wut happens wen some1 decides to get up in max maskeds bidness. imma hit u wit tha knockout punch an tha speer (not misspelled) an then tha face off an ill send u packin back to wutever all u can eat perm buffet u came from.
some1 gimme dat match now gosh dang it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(tha tricks rubbin on max maskeds pants wears off an he gets angry again an shoves tha forklisft an it moves an inch or 2 u kno about tha size of tha fun gun dat philly is packin in his trunks. neway after dat an adub reporter comes up to max masked)
adub reporter: excuse me max masked i have sum news bout ur next match here in adub an i wanna get ur thots on it
max masked: thank tha big masked man upstairs it sounds like they given me my match with philly already!
adub reporter: no u arent wrestlin philly next week ur wrestlin some1 else
max masked: den who da hell philly wrestling?
adub reporter: they doin a match wit lincoln coochie against philly an phillys buddy shaw is gonna be a guest common tater
max masked: o well i see dat makes sum since cuz lincoln coochie got screwd ova by philly jus like i did but wut i don’t undastand is y i dont get my own shot at dat fat bass turd i mean he dicked me ova jus as much as he dicked ova lincoln coochie. maybe tha turtore an tha gravedigga who run things here round adub aint dat brite an dont realize dat max masked needs 2 get all of his hands on philly 2 an dats a match dat tha billions an trillions of max masked maniacs wanna see
adub reporter: max masked maniacs? wuts dat?
max masked: o dats jus a new name im tryin out 4 my fans wut do u think of it
adub reporter: i think it sstupid
max masked: well no one asked u!
(max masked reaches in to tha front of tha adub reporters pants an grabs his underware an gives him an atomic front wedgie dat pulls dat front of his wunerware up ova da front of his face wit his nose stickin out of tha fly
tha fans all start chantin max masked max masked max masked max masked)
max masked: woooo ive had sum bad news 2nite but hearin dat chant always maeks me feel betta. neway u said u had sum news bout my match for dis week
(tha adbu reporter talks wit his underware still ova his face)
adub reporter: well dey told me u gonna be fitin beverly adams
max masked: beverly adams? dey got me wrestlin a woman?
adub reporter: well i neva seen her naked but i guess beverly adams aint got no dick
max masked: u fuggin idiot aint no dick aint got nething 2 do wit whether u a man or a woman u can be a man or a woman wit any kinda gentles cuz gender is something we preform not nething 2 do wit biology
so answer my question is beveraly adams a woman
adub reporter: as far as i kno
max masked: awwwwww hellllll no. max masked dint come to da adub to fite no women. i mean dont get me wrong i aint got no problem wit women bein athletes but women fitin men in wrestling or boxin or mma aint something ive ever liked i mean a man hittin a woman is tha worst thing dat a man could do my grandma masked tot me dat wen i wuz jus a lil masked boy grown up in harlem an i aint bout to go against wut granny told me
adubt reporter: well if u dont fite beverly adams u mite lose by forfit
max masked: well dats a dilly of a pickle i mean i dont wanna fite no beverly adams cuz its just not fare i mean im more than twice her size an im supposed to be a gentleman
(one of maxs tricks speaks)
trick: u dam rite u a gentleman max
max masked: u dam rite trick. neway im gunna make some calls an see if i can get a match on monday wit philly an not wit beverly adams but if torture an gravedigga dig in an still thinks dis match wit bev adams is a good idea lemme tell u a few things about wut ur gonna get urself into on monday nite
ur bout to get into tha ring wit one of tha most powerful wrestlers in all of tha adub an ive got tha strongest moves too weather its tha face off or tha max power i can plant u hard an fast an pin ur shoulders to tha mat. i mean dont get me wrong bev ur a korean an i respect tha korean ppl quite a bit cuz all of dem have had 2 put up wit that massive prick kim jong un 4 so long an have done it wit more diggity an class than i could have cuz after bout 2 wks of him bein my president id walk up to him an lay him out wit a ko punch weather he had nucklear weapons or not. plus wen i wuz grown up in harlem there wuz this real cool korean guy who owned tha corner grocery store i think he called it a bodega an he would always slip me sum girly magazines wen i wuz in high school
neway bev i respect u an i respect tha korean ppl cuz of tha putting up wit kim jong un thing an tha girly magazine thing but if i do wind up in tha ring wit u im gonna hafta do my best to lay u out cuz dats jus bizness an max masked is here 2 do bizness an win big matchs in da adub an im still look for dat first big win. i wish u all tha best tho even if i do wind up hurtin u.
in fact i like an respect u so much bev dat im gonna give u a lil bit of advice. it looks like u havent had tha best luck here in adub so far i mean uve lost so many matches da tur startin 2 make barry whorewitz look like goldberg. i mean u even lost a 3 on 1 handicap match somehow. but I think u got tha skill 2 win more u jus gotta do oen thing an dat thing is get rid of ur overbearin tiger motha i think she puts 2 much ressure on u an u lose cuz of it.
so i think wut u do is u hand ur momma off 2 karlee nash so dat karlee nash can have secks wit her cuz karlee nash neva met a milf she didnt like. den ur motha will be so occupied dat u wont have her screamin in ur ear nemore an maybe u can win more.
but don’t bother doin that until after our match cuz im beatin u one way or the other neway if i dont voncince torture an gravedigga 2 give me philly instead
adub reporter: well thats very interesting………………….
max masked: u shtup pantyface
(tha crowd laughs)
max masked: i got one more thing to say
(max takes tha mic from tha adub reporter an tha crowd all cheers cuz they kno wuts comin next an max holds tha mic up to his face)
max masked: who gonna holllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(tha crowd all hollas an tha show is ova)
max masked: philly!!!!!!!!!!! philly!!!!!!!!!!!! imma ruff u up u big fatty fat fat! aaaaargggggghhhh!
(max masked keeps hitta tha forllift wit tha pipe until a few of his tricks run up 2 him an 1 of dem starts to rub him on his pants an bein rubbed on his pants clams him down a btt til he drops tha pipe but den he shoves tha camera b4 he starts talkin into it.)
max masked: i came here 2 tha adub 2 beat some butt an stomp sum simps an i wuz all ready to win my debutt match! i had linkin coochie beat! i had rick shaw beat! den oliver sudden dis fat mugga fugga named afta da worst regional sandwithc in all of america comes down an tries 2 stick is nose in max maskeds business. well i gotta tell u somethin philly i want u in tha ring next week on monday nite clash so dat i can show u an ur stupid brotha billy an ur stupid butt brother rick shaw wut happens wen some1 decides to get up in max maskeds bidness. imma hit u wit tha knockout punch an tha speer (not misspelled) an then tha face off an ill send u packin back to wutever all u can eat perm buffet u came from.
some1 gimme dat match now gosh dang it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(tha tricks rubbin on max maskeds pants wears off an he gets angry again an shoves tha forklisft an it moves an inch or 2 u kno about tha size of tha fun gun dat philly is packin in his trunks. neway after dat an adub reporter comes up to max masked)
adub reporter: excuse me max masked i have sum news bout ur next match here in adub an i wanna get ur thots on it
max masked: thank tha big masked man upstairs it sounds like they given me my match with philly already!
adub reporter: no u arent wrestlin philly next week ur wrestlin some1 else
max masked: den who da hell philly wrestling?
adub reporter: they doin a match wit lincoln coochie against philly an phillys buddy shaw is gonna be a guest common tater
max masked: o well i see dat makes sum since cuz lincoln coochie got screwd ova by philly jus like i did but wut i don’t undastand is y i dont get my own shot at dat fat bass turd i mean he dicked me ova jus as much as he dicked ova lincoln coochie. maybe tha turtore an tha gravedigga who run things here round adub aint dat brite an dont realize dat max masked needs 2 get all of his hands on philly 2 an dats a match dat tha billions an trillions of max masked maniacs wanna see
adub reporter: max masked maniacs? wuts dat?
max masked: o dats jus a new name im tryin out 4 my fans wut do u think of it
adub reporter: i think it sstupid
max masked: well no one asked u!
(max masked reaches in to tha front of tha adub reporters pants an grabs his underware an gives him an atomic front wedgie dat pulls dat front of his wunerware up ova da front of his face wit his nose stickin out of tha fly
tha fans all start chantin max masked max masked max masked max masked)
max masked: woooo ive had sum bad news 2nite but hearin dat chant always maeks me feel betta. neway u said u had sum news bout my match for dis week
(tha adbu reporter talks wit his underware still ova his face)
adub reporter: well dey told me u gonna be fitin beverly adams
max masked: beverly adams? dey got me wrestlin a woman?
adub reporter: well i neva seen her naked but i guess beverly adams aint got no dick
max masked: u fuggin idiot aint no dick aint got nething 2 do wit whether u a man or a woman u can be a man or a woman wit any kinda gentles cuz gender is something we preform not nething 2 do wit biology
so answer my question is beveraly adams a woman
adub reporter: as far as i kno
max masked: awwwwww hellllll no. max masked dint come to da adub to fite no women. i mean dont get me wrong i aint got no problem wit women bein athletes but women fitin men in wrestling or boxin or mma aint something ive ever liked i mean a man hittin a woman is tha worst thing dat a man could do my grandma masked tot me dat wen i wuz jus a lil masked boy grown up in harlem an i aint bout to go against wut granny told me
adubt reporter: well if u dont fite beverly adams u mite lose by forfit
max masked: well dats a dilly of a pickle i mean i dont wanna fite no beverly adams cuz its just not fare i mean im more than twice her size an im supposed to be a gentleman
(one of maxs tricks speaks)
trick: u dam rite u a gentleman max
max masked: u dam rite trick. neway im gunna make some calls an see if i can get a match on monday wit philly an not wit beverly adams but if torture an gravedigga dig in an still thinks dis match wit bev adams is a good idea lemme tell u a few things about wut ur gonna get urself into on monday nite
ur bout to get into tha ring wit one of tha most powerful wrestlers in all of tha adub an ive got tha strongest moves too weather its tha face off or tha max power i can plant u hard an fast an pin ur shoulders to tha mat. i mean dont get me wrong bev ur a korean an i respect tha korean ppl quite a bit cuz all of dem have had 2 put up wit that massive prick kim jong un 4 so long an have done it wit more diggity an class than i could have cuz after bout 2 wks of him bein my president id walk up to him an lay him out wit a ko punch weather he had nucklear weapons or not. plus wen i wuz grown up in harlem there wuz this real cool korean guy who owned tha corner grocery store i think he called it a bodega an he would always slip me sum girly magazines wen i wuz in high school
neway bev i respect u an i respect tha korean ppl cuz of tha putting up wit kim jong un thing an tha girly magazine thing but if i do wind up in tha ring wit u im gonna hafta do my best to lay u out cuz dats jus bizness an max masked is here 2 do bizness an win big matchs in da adub an im still look for dat first big win. i wish u all tha best tho even if i do wind up hurtin u.
in fact i like an respect u so much bev dat im gonna give u a lil bit of advice. it looks like u havent had tha best luck here in adub so far i mean uve lost so many matches da tur startin 2 make barry whorewitz look like goldberg. i mean u even lost a 3 on 1 handicap match somehow. but I think u got tha skill 2 win more u jus gotta do oen thing an dat thing is get rid of ur overbearin tiger motha i think she puts 2 much ressure on u an u lose cuz of it.
so i think wut u do is u hand ur momma off 2 karlee nash so dat karlee nash can have secks wit her cuz karlee nash neva met a milf she didnt like. den ur motha will be so occupied dat u wont have her screamin in ur ear nemore an maybe u can win more.
but don’t bother doin that until after our match cuz im beatin u one way or the other neway if i dont voncince torture an gravedigga 2 give me philly instead
adub reporter: well thats very interesting………………….
max masked: u shtup pantyface
(tha crowd laughs)
max masked: i got one more thing to say
(max takes tha mic from tha adub reporter an tha crowd all cheers cuz they kno wuts comin next an max holds tha mic up to his face)
max masked: who gonna holllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(tha crowd all hollas an tha show is ova)