JOHN RABID VS JOEY FLASH
"Death Breath-Toxic Avenger remix" by Bring Me the Horizon hits as a huge pyrotechnic barrage explodes around the jumbotron. As the smoke clears, we see John Rabid standing tall; arms out stretched as he spins on the spot. Rabid struts down the ramp; snarling, and gnashing his teeth at a stray camera man as John's name appears on the XIII graphic. Meanwhile, Rabid's tron plays in the background; It's the Ripper hitting The Kindgom Destroyer on a calvacade of doomed jobbers; this scene is intercut with footage of Lon Chaney in Tod Browning's "London After Midnight" (1927). Rabid reaches the turnbuckle, "smelling" the cheers from the crowd before taking off his black trench coat and black shades and waving his hapless opponent with a cocky smirk on his face.
Taylor Swift: The following is the Main Event, and is a No Disqualification Match! Introducing first now entering the ring Johnny Rabid!
The Crowd erupts into "Hit Hard, and Knock him out" in unison as Rabid looks around grinning. The crowd will not stop getting louder and clapping in unison as well.
Nate Nytro: Listen to this crowd Nikki! Rabid all ready has them fired up and we have all ready seen so much action leading up to this. You know these two men are going to try and steal the show, and they very well may.
Nikki Venus: You damn sure got that right. Not many people were here for the previous incarnations of XIII. We've got some new blood but its been explosive here tonight. Many people thought this match would never happen but history is being made tonight
Nate Nytro: That's exactly what we do. We make history, and this one will do down for the ages. By the time we are finished here tonight I know both of us will have no words, and we will both be yearning for more. As well as this crowd. This anticipation is building up while we await Joey Flash.
Nikki Venus: Flash isn't going to be relegated to commentary this time Nate. He's doing battle with one of the best, and this is one people will be talking about for ages. It's a match for the ages. We're witnessing a dream match, and I don't know how the match could have gotten any better.
Nate Nytro: Well I agree with you that it couldn't get any better. Our audience has been patient so far but that's about to change. They're rowdy and ready to let loose along with this two competitors.
Nikki Venus: So without further ado let's bring out Joey Flash so we can do this damn thing!
Mile Zero by Periphery plays as the arena lights dim. The crowd buzz begins to build the fever pitch. The music begins and lingers before Joey Flash appears in all his glory emerges from behind the curtain staring at the crowd. He floats regally down the aisle bathing in the atmosphere and stopping to shake the hand of anybody who desires it. He circles in the ring not once but twice. Delaying his entrance, and match even further riling the crowd before sliding into the ring, and sitting down in one of the ring corners staring at his future foe with both apathy, and disgust.
Taylor Swift: And his challenger please also give a warm welcome for Joey Flash!
Nate Nytro: I feel this tension even from here. Both of these men are going to tear into each other and hopefully leave it all in this ring. I have to mention Nikki that we are Live, and this is the first match between these two. We have no idea what to expect but we do know the train wreck will start fast and early.
Nikki Venus: Yes, XIII will probably never be forgotten, and also many comparisons will be made after this match. We're definitely witnessing something special. And if these two men have a series of matches after ward we'll always remember this one.
Nate Nytro: This crowd is white hot tonight. There's no telling what they'll chant, but it won't matter because all the action will center in this ring. Two immovable objects. All the history that led here. All the history that will be made after the match. I'm excited, and I don't care who knows it.
Nikki Venus: Well Nate, don't get too excited and blow your load! I'm sure you'll be hoarse after screaming obscenties at the ring. Please do remember this there is a lady here. This is a No DQ wrestling match, and you're not in a bar room watching two sweaty drunks fight each other for two hours over nothing. We are ready as the bad blood is spilling over.
DING! DING! DING!
As Rabid, and Flash stand walking face to face you can hear the crowd yell "Oh Shit!" and both men look unphased as they begin jawing back and forth at each other. Both men are indicating they will knock each other out. Each also disagreeing. Rabid, and Flash then hit the ring ropes at the exact same time and come off with a double clothesline taking both men out. Rabid is up first as Flash follows. Rabid gives Flash a cocky smirk, and Flash gives a smug look back over to Rabid. Rabid and Flash lock up. Rabid gets Flash into a traditional hammer lock. Flash reverses into a hip toss that sends Rabid to the canvas. Rabid is up however and chop blocks the leg of Flash sending him down. Rabid begins working on the leg of Flash. Rabid slams the leg of Flash against the mat. Grabbing the leg of Flash Rabid kicks the back of it. Rabid with a wishbone hyper extension and Flash turns over in agony. Rabid bends down to pick Flash up, and Flash sends a thumb to the eye of Rabid immediately causing him to reel back. Flash then stands shaking his leg trying to get the blood flowing. Flash climbs the turnbuckle, and waits for Rabid to wonder over in his direction. Flash then comes off with a spear putting Rabid down. (the crowd yells in unison this is awesome) Flash gets back to his feet nodding to the crowd as they yell even louder in approval. Flash tries for a pin but Rabid kicks out before the ref can count. Flash looks disgusted as he jumps up and lands a big elbow drop across the throat of Rabid. Rabid cringes in pain. Flash grabs up Rabid whipping him to the ropes, and Rabid sends a boot directly to the face of Flash. Flash is down rolling out of the ring. Rabid hits the ropes and comes over with a flip into a clothesline that takes Flash down to the floor. Rabid smells the crowds cheers to rile them up more. Rabid then picks up Flash and lays him across an announce table. Rabid then rolls back into the ring climb to the top turnbuckle. Rabid then with a corkscrew splash to Flash but Flash rolls off the table as Rabid immediatly crashes through the table. Flash picks up Rabid and throws him shoulder first into the ring steps as he slides back into the ring.
The crowd begins chanting holy shit!
Nate Nytro: Don't worry Nikki I'll be saving my load for you after we have drinks in my hotel room after this match! Goddamn! This match is even but high risk didn't pay off for John Rabid. This match has been back and forth, and that double clothesline to start off the match looked like it hurt too.
Nikki Venus: I'm not interested Nate. Go find one of the many groupies who will be clamoring for these men after they put their bodies on the line for their entertainment. I'm sure they won't charge you much. Hell they'll probably give you fifty percent off!
Nate Nytro: You're obviously joking Nikki but that's not funny. I can always show the fans those bikini shots of you. You know the one. The see through pictures where your cloud was hacked. Only I have access to those.
Nikki Venus: That's because you're a pervert. And you'll find I had those pictures erased long ago but it's just like you to think with your dick, and not your mind. I'm surprised Corey Black let you call this match.
Nate Nytro: I'm not. He likes the profound job I do. Day in, and day out.
Nikki Venus: He may like something but I don't think its your award winning personality. It's just he has nobody to replace you with. Joey Flash is in the ring tonight. He doesn't have time to do your job for you!
Rabid rolls back into the ring, and Flash can't believe it. The eyes of Flash widen as Rabid waves his hand to bring it. Flash obliges sending a kick to the stomach of Rabid. Rabid doubles over as Flash attempts a ddt but Rabid reverses the move, and instead grabs Flash sending his knee up into the face of Flash. Flash instantly hits the mat. Rabid picks up Flash sending him to the ropes. Rabid then grabs Flash sending him to the canvas with a standing power slam. Rabid then pins Flash but as the ref gets to two Rabid pulls the head of Flash up. Rabid then mounts Flash using a powerful force choke with one hand gripped on the esophagus of Flash. We can hear Flash gurgle in extreme pain. Flash starts to move edging up to the ropes. Rabid continues with the hold. Flash once at the ropes manages to reverse the hold into a texas clover leaf that has Rabid in the ropes for the submission. The ref backs off as he is forced to watch. Rabid is screaming in pain regarding his lower back. Flash uses the ropes for leverage as Rabid screams in pain. Rabid inching himself out of the ring and Rabid is on the apron. Flash notices this, and lets go. Using the ring ropes to boost himself over for a leg drop but its Rabid who moves this time as Flash hits his leg, and topples to the floor holding his leg. Rabid rolls to the outside grabbing the ring steps tossing them over into the ring. Rabid then picks up Flash rolling him into the ring. Rabid then picks up Flash gives him a horseman carry spine buster onto the steps. Flash hits them and bounces off to the canvas. Flash looks hurt. Rabid grabs the ring steps and tosses them over the ropes. Rabid thinks that's it as he picks up Flash hitting a fall away slam. Rabid then makes the pin as the ref count.
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TWO..........
Flash kicks out with authority as Rabid looks completely disgusted but then gives us a sly smile.
The crowd is now chanting holy shit, holy shit!
Nate Nytro: Nikki you always spoil my fun. It's my work ethic. Flash certainly doesn't have my work ethic!
Nikki Venus: Don't give me that bullshit Nate! I'm getting to witness the work ethic of Joey Flash, and what are you getting to witness? You're getting to see that even John Rabid works hard than you!
Nate Nytro: Hey Nikki, I resent that. Maybe you were one step ahead of time on this pictures but I know you're a bit of a boozer so its only a matter of time before I have something on you!
Nikki Venus: Let's get this straight! Just like John Rabid came up short with that pin attempt, you Nate will never have anything on or off of me. Get that through your thick skill right now!
Rabid picks up Flash slowly but Flash sends another thumb to the eye of Rabid. Flash then throws Rabid against the turnbuckle in the corner. Rabid hits hard. Flash lights up Rabid delivering rights, lefts, elbows, and kicks. Rabid slumps down into the corner. Flash then rolls outside of the ring, and goes over to the corner that Rabid is in. He inserts his arms through the space, and from behind chokes Rabid leaving him trapped and unable to reverse. Rabid is trying to break the choke but its impossible. Flash then lets go, going up to the apron. Flash hoists himself over, and drop kicks Rabid. Rabid then falls to his stomach. Flash wastes no time locking Rabid into a camel clutch. Rabid in the center of the ring is screaming in pain. Rabid manages to reverse into an ankle lock and now Flash is in agony trying to find a way to reverse the hold. Rabid falls still holding onto the ankle lock. Rabid adding pressure as Flash looks like he may tap.... but Flash reverses into a half crab. Rabid is now in pain. Rabid reverses into a sunset flip but Flash kicks out before a pin can be made. Rabid picks up Flash and throws him to a corner turnbuckle. Rabid with a muscle buster and Flash is down. Rabid gets ready for a finisher, and Flash gets up. Rabid with the "Rabid Injection" and Flash is down. Rabid pins Flash hooking the leg but Flash kicks out forcefully. Rabid shakes his head no! As Flash makes his way to his feet, and quickly puts Rabid down with a curb stomp. Flash rolls Rabid over with a roll up pin as the ref drops down counting
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Rabid kicks out and Flash looks at him amazed. Flash bends down to pick Rabid, and Rabid picks up Flash for a double power bomb. Flash is only down momentarily though. Rabid attempts a reversal but Flash reverses again into a double arm suplex. Rabid's head bounces off the canvas as Flash cringes at that landing. Rabid slowly gets back to his feet as he and Flash start laying into each other. Hard shots being delivered. Hard knife edge chops. Flash with a knee lift and Rabid goes down again. Flash hits the ropes trying for a clothesline from hell but Rabid hits Flash with a sling blade. Flash goes down, but then pops up. Rabid picks up Flash sending him to the corner. Rabid takes off but Flash moves out of the way. Rabid hits hard and falls backward. Flash to the top turnbuckle. Flash off with a tornado ddt that immediately takes Rabid down. Rabid is up and taken back down with a Lou Thesz press. Rabid then reverses into into a torture rack. Flash is in pain. Rabid smiles as he tries to make Flash submit.
Nate Nytro: You know how stubborn I am Nikki. Much like how this match keeps going back and forth. But because I want this match to be about two legends I'll stop with my banter!
Nikki Venus: Jesus Christ! It's about fucking time. You love to run your mouth and it shows. XIII is shaping out to be completely worth it. We knew this first match was going to be special but we didn't know just how special it was going to be. I think we found our match of the year as well as our match of the century for that matter. WCF, you wanted it, and we delivered. Joey Flash vs John Rabid. The match they said could never happen its now a reality.
Nate Nytro: Who knows? It might be a reality again in the future. This crowd is no into it. They've been nothing short of fantastic. But that could always change.
Nikki Venus: How the hell is it going to change? The crowd is not suddenly going to do a one eighty, and boo these men for the heart, and effort they are showing. You sound like a complete jack ass Nate.
Nate Nytro: Coming from you Nikki, I'll take that as a compliment as much as strange as that sounds.
Nikki Venus: Coming from you it doesn't sound strange at all. As much I am enjoying this match I can't wait until its over so I no longer have to sit next to you.
As Flash looks like he is about to tap Rabid is a little too close to the ropes, and Flash reaches out grabbing the top rope. Rabid can't move and looks pissed. Flash uses the leverage to reverse into a guillotine choke Rabid falls into the hold as Flash is looking for a submission. The ref is looking close and Rabid springs out as the ref quickly moves out of the way. Flash rolls out of the ring. He picks up the ring steps throwing them over the top rope into the ring. Flash then pulls out a table as the crowd roars tables! Flash slides the table inside unaware of what Rabid is doing. Flash rolls back into the ring. Rabid has the table set up in the corner using the steel steps for leverage. Rabid rushes at Flash, and Flash with the "Lightning Bolt" sending Rabid through the table, and laying half way on the steel steps. Rabid slowly sits up as Flash grabs Rabid sending him over with a belly to back suplex. Flash approaches Rabid but Rabid immediately rolls out of the ring. Rabid looks under the ring pulling out a steel chair. Flash comes over the top rope as Rabid turns swinging up connecting to Flash. Flash hits the floor hard. Rabid then looks under the ring. A garbage can goes into the ring. Another table is in the ring. Kendo stick. Brass knuckles, cheese grater, and a ladder of all things. Rabid picks up the ring steps but just as Rabid does Flash is back in with a quick super kick sending Rabid back down. Flash sets up the ladder inside the ring. Flash also sets up the table positioning it next to the table. Flash then picks up the trash can. But Rabid is back up. Flash throws the trash can at Rabid but Rabid catches the trash can. Rabid puts the trash can over Flash so he can't see. Rabid then puts Flash on the table. Rabid ascends the ladder to the very top. Rabid with a corkscrew asai moonsault from the top of the ladder. Rabid goes through the ladder, and the trash can dents onto Flash. Rabid pulls the trash can off of Flash and he is a bloody mess. Rabid points to himself as he throws the trash can over the top rope. Rabid picks up the kendo stick. Flash is back up, and chop blocks Rabid as Rabid goes down again. Flash picks up Rabid, and waves his hands that it's done. Flash waits for Rabid to get up and connect with "The World" he then pins Rabid as the ref drops counting
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Rabid kicks out!
Nate Nytro: Holy shit what is it going to take to keep both of these men down. When will it end. We've seen just about everything that would keep any other two men down. But these men seem to want to step it up, and out do each other. Rabid is a beast. Flash is a beast. I thought both of these men would have been finished but no they're like the goddamn Energizer Bunny!
Nikki Venus: I can't believe it. Nobody has kicked out of that move until now. John Rabid will probably be the first and only man to kick out of that. Wow. If there was every any doubt that this match needed to happen it is right now. Listen to that crowd. Half of them are chanting bull shit, and the other half are chanting for both of these men. I think most of the crowd just went in favor of Joey Flash. But that could always change once we find out how this finally ends if it ever will.
Nate Nytro: Usually we are accustomed to a No DQ match going every where but I've got to say for an in ring match this is exceeding my expectations, and it's probably going to exceed the WCF's expectations.
Nikki Venus: I could tell you first hand there was never any doubt. The WCF, and its most loyal fans have wanted this match. Now that its happening before their very eyes they're going to let us know of their approval or disapproval.
Nate Nytro: That is a very good point Nikki. I must say its my pleasure to be doing the commentary with you here tonight.
Nikki Venus: Please, please stop trying to suck up to me. It's disgusting!
Rabid stands, and Flash is in complete shock. The 24 foot utility ladder is still in the ring. Rabid grabs Flash and throws him into the ladder. Flash hits the ladder hard, and falls to the canvas. He smartly rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring. He rolls back in, and we notice that he has razor wire wrapped around both of his fist. Rabid know with the regular brass knuckles on his hand. He attempts a punch and Flash swings connecting with Rabid cutting his face. Blood begins to pour from Rabid's face. Flash continues to swing leaving Rabid a bloody mess. Flash gives Rabid a smirk, and then tosses the razor wire out of the ring. Rabid stumbles toward the rope, wiping the blood from his eyes, only to get hit with a lightning fast German suplex from Joey Flash!
Nikki Venus: Goodness, end this already!
Rabid immediately to his knees, blood running down his face and chest. He’s defeated. He knows it. Joey Flash approaches and Rabid spits blood back at Joey Flash. Joey takes his fingers and wipes away the life giving fluid before absolutely dropping John Rabid with a crushing right hand. John’s lifeless body careens toward the mat and Flash covers.
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DING DING DING!
Nate Nytro: Mercifully the match is over, your winner is Joey Flash. Gosh. I’m at a loss.
Taylor Swift: Your winner… JOEY FLASH!
The crowd cheers on the efforts of both men, truly two of the best that have ever done battle in a ring, let alone a WCF one, even more honored to have them in an XIII ring. Corey Black stands from his throne clapping, as the final shot of XIII is a spent Joey Flash standing over the blood-splattered John Rabid.