Television Title Camp Crystal Lake Match
Creeping Death vs Lawnmower Jones
The words "My Name is Lawnmower Jones, and I Love to Mow!" are heard across the arena. Then, Scottish bagpipes are heard around the arena, as a motor starting then a lawnmower mowing is heard. Lawnmower Jones walks out from the back with the WCF Television Title, pushing his lawnmower. LJ walks over to the dirt mound, and looks across the floor to the lake of tables, shaking his head. LJ hands off the TV Title to a ref.
Zach Davis: It looks like Jones is disgusted by this match, this night, and this everything.Shannan Lerch: That's exactly how I feel. Lawnmower Jones should not be in this match. What did Creeping Death ever do to deserve this?!Zach Davis: Couple World Titles, Tag Titles, that TV Title, Hardc-Shannan Lerch: God I hate CD.The lights slowly fade to black. Bells toll as the screen shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire. It's a sunny day as the "happy" opening to "Battery" by Metallica plays.The crowd goes along with the sounds. "Doo-da-doo dooing" along with it. As the song gets darker and darker, the sunny day turns to night. Black clouds roll in and rain begins falling on the cross. Lightning crashes about. As the lightning crashes, white lights in the arena flash. When the song kicks up, one minute and sixteen seconds in, the entire crowd begins headbanging in unison and throwing the horns in the air as the lights come on just a tad, giving light to the dark. Standing on the stage is Creeping Death, wearing a hockey mask, arms stretched out in a crucifix fashion. CD stands there for a second, taking in the crowd's reaction. CD walks over to the base of the dirt mound while the crowd goes freaking ape shit.
Zach Davis: And here we go!Creeping Death and Lawnmower Jones stand infront of eachother, Lonnie between them, house in the background. The two men stare at eachother, not moving. LJ is the first, as he rolls Lonnie out of the way, but CD catches her, and swings. LJ ducks, but catches a boot to the stomach. CD releases Lonnie, and punches at LJ's head. LJ blocks one, and locks up with CD, then grabs him in a headlock, walking him up the sidewalk to the house.
Shannan Lerch: There they go, up to the house. This isn't going to be pretty.Lawnmower Jones keeps a tight lock on CD's head, and runs dead sprint right into the front door, slamming CD's head into it! Creeping Death rolls backwards onto his stomach. CD gets back up, but LJ has the mailbox, and slams it on CD's skull! The metal box caves around it like a hat. LJ takes CD by the hair and throws him back first against the door, backs up, and spears CD through it, breaking the door off it's hinges! LJ and CD tumble into the house. Lawnmower Jones takes Creeping Death by the hair, lifting him up. LJ then presses CD over his head and throws him side first into the wall! CD falls onto the couch clutching his ribs.
Zach Davis: Lawnmower Jones using his strength in this match.Jones goes into the kitchen and grabs a folding chair, bringing it back to CD in the living room. LJ goes to hit CD, but he rolls off the couch. CD causes LJ to drop the chair with a dropkick to the knee. Creeping Death the irish whips LJ to the couch, to which LJ hops on and slams his upper body on the wall. As he falls back, CD pulls him down with a neckbreaker!
Zach Davis: And there is CD's innovative ability coming into play.CD helps LJ to his feet, and literally launches him into the kitchen. Jones slides into the refridgerator. CD powerslams LJ on the floor and jumps up to the counter, then climbs up to the top of the fridge, and flies off with an elbow drop! A loud thud is heard, as the whole house shakes. CD stands up and pulls LJ up, placing CD's hand behind LJ's head. CD turns, taking LJ with him, and at the same time flings the freezer door open, clobbering LJ in the face! LJ drops to the ground once again, with blood coming out of his nose. LJ grabs a washcloth and holds it, trying to stop the blood. While he does this, CD walks out the front door, actually taking it with him outside the house. CD then puts the door across two picnic tables, making a bridge.
Shannan Lerch: What is he doing? Making a table out of a door and ... two ... other tables? God I ha-Zach Davis: We know, we know.CD goes back into the house, and is met with a chairshot finally, by LJ. CD stumbles across the kitchen and to the sink. LJ grabs a fork and pulls on CD's hair, causing him to arch back, and then jabs the fork into his forehead! Twice! CD gets away and surveys the damage. Sure enough, blood. Jones lunges at CD with the fork, but CD moves, and LJ stabs the sink, dropping the fork. Jones turns around into a superkick, knocking him into a sitting position against the counter. CD grabs the chair and dropkicks it into Jones' face! CD then helps LJ up, and pulls him into the living room, throwing him out the door into the "front yard". CD positions LJ by the door table he set up, but LJ reverses and throws CD back in the Rev the Engine T-Bone suplex, but CD front flips out of it, going over the door set up between the picnic tables. LJ goes under it, and is met with a kick to the top of the head, and then CD locks LJ in a suplex, dropping him in a brainbuster on the sidewalk!
Zach Davis: OH NO!Shannan Lerch: LJ was just dropped on his head on concrete!LJ is done for. CD sits there, tired, dripping blood from his forehead. CD picks LJ up, and lays him across the door. A few punches later, CD leaves the scene, entering the house.
Zach Davis: Where is he going?Seconds later, the second floor bedroom window opens up, and CD emerges. The crowd goes nuts. CD puts one foot up on the window sill, and reaches up, grabbing hold of the roof, and pulling himself up, causing the crowd to go even crazier. LJ is still out on the door across the picnic tables, and CD is standing on the roof.
Shannan Lerch: No way...As Shannan finishes, CD flies off the roof of the counselor house in a frog splash, falling down and forcing LJ through the door! It cracks right down the middle, breaking on impact. CD quickly rolls off, clutching his ribs once again.
Zach Davis: And now they're both dead. Jesus.The crowd explodes in a "HOLY SHIT!" chant. Jones is not moving. Creeping Death is wincing in pain while holding his torso. CD gets up to his knees, and looks toward the house. LJ is moving now, but isn't standing. CD stumbles to his feet, and over to LJ, helping him up, and then pushing him into the house again. Somehow, LJ fights back with punches to the ribs, and hits a desperation Rev the Engine T-Bone supelx onto the steps leading upstairs!
Shannan Lerch: VERY NICE! GO JONES!LJ is now crawling upstairs, dragging CD along with him. At the top of the steps, Jones tries to push CD down said stairs, but does not succeed. CD fights him off, and they go into the bedroom.
Zach Davis: Look Shannan, you'd feel comfortab-Shannan Lerch: We know, we know.The men battle, punching eachother over and over. LJ gets the upper hand, with a kick to the gut, and quick piledriver, stacking CD up. Jones goes to the open window and taunts the crowd. Jones comes back in, picks CD up, and throws him into the wall. CD comes back into another toss into the wall. LJ looks over to the window, and goes to toss CD out that, but CD drops down and slides. LJ kicks CD in the gut, and tosses him out the back window, breaking the glass, and sending CD into another fall down to the wooden dock!
Shannan Lerch: YES!Zach Davis: Oh my GOD! CD just fell another good twenty feet, through a window, and landed on the actual dock!Another "HOLY SHIT!" chant arises, as CD lays on the dock surrounded by broken glass. Lawnmower Jones looks out the broken window in awe. Regardless, LJ heads down to the first floor and out the back door, to CD, who is still laying in the glass. Jones kicks at CD, moving him further and further down the dock, down to the edge. When they get there, Jones helps CD to a sitting position, and locks on the Jonesmission, further taking CD out. CD fades, and Jones lets go of the move, then helps CD to his feet, and bends him over. Jones lifts Creeping Death into a powerbomb. Jones goes to throw CD off, but CD turns it around and launches Jones back towards the house with a hurricanrana. CD rushes at Lawnmower Jones, but LJ hits CD with a back body drop, causing CD to land on the dock with a sick thud. Jones goes to toss CD off the side, but CD holds on and pulls LJ into a Tony Jaa style double knee to the face, further injuring Jones' nose!
Zach Davis: Creeping Death must have watched Ong-Bak this week!CD picks LJ up, and holds him by the edge, but LJ fights back, knocking CD to the end of the dock. LJ boots CD in the gut, and doubles him over. LJ goes for a punch, but CD ducks under, hooks it up, and drops LJ on the back of his head in a Vertebreaker! Both men lay on the dock spent. Taking bump after bump has gassed them. CD crawls over and gets up infront of LJ. But LJ hits a low blow, followed up by a quick DDT, spiking CD on the dock, opening up CD's cut even more. Lawnmower Jones grabs CD by the hair, and drags him to the edge once again. Quickly though, CD goes behind LJ, and pushes him. Jones almost falls off the edge, but keeps his balance. Jones turns around and meets CD with a punch.
Zach Davis: This is epic. Just ... epic.Lawnmower Jones fights CD to the other edge of the dock, until CD ducks under a punch again, and hits a big enziguri, sending LJ in a front flip. CD waistlocks Jones on the ground, and pulls him up into a German Suplex, but turns while Jones is in mid air and spikes Jones down with a Side Effect style slam! Jones folds up from the impact. CD rolls Jones towards the edge, but LJ puts his foot out, stopping his movement. Jones kicks CD in the head while laying on the dock, breaking CD's concentration on the situation, giving LJ time. Jones follows up with a suplex, holds on, turns, and hits another. LJ takes a break while holding CD, and turns once again, but Creeping Death locks his leg behind Jones', blocking the suplex. Creeping Death stomps LJ's foot, causing him to bring his leg up, and CD uses this to hit a big Fisherman Buster!
Shannan Lerch: Damnit! Tomfoolery!CD sits up, looking over the edge of the dock, down the 15 feet to the tables, and then the floor below that. CD picks Jones up, and onto his shoulders in an Electric Chair position, and then grabs Jones' wrists. CD stands at the edge of the dock as the crowd begins cheering.
Shannan Lerch: NO..CD flips Jones over, and he falls off the dock 15 feet to the double stack tables lake, and goes through them! Jones lays in wood rubble, motionless, on his back. Creeping Death falls backwards as the ref makes his way over to him with the title!
Zach Davis: CREEPING DEATH HAS DONE IT! HE HAS CAPTURED THE TV TITLE, BEATING LAWNMOWER JONES!Shannan Lerch: GODDAMNIT I HATE CD!Zach Davis: It doesn't matter Shannan, CD did what he set out to do! And what a brutal match- what's this?Torture is seen running to the ref, and taking the Television Title from him. Tort takes the belt to CD, and helps him to his feet, handing CD the title. World Champion Torture and Television Champion Creeping Death stand at the end of the dock, holding their titles high in the air to thunderous applause. The crowd is going bonkers.
Zach Davis: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for joining us for Creeping Death's "XIII"! We'll see you Sunday at Slam!The scene fades out with the final shot of CD and Torture standing with their titles.