(10/13/06) XIII Oct 16, 2019 12:10:41 GMT -5
Post by Action Reel on Oct 16, 2019 12:10:41 GMT -5
"Let It All Bleed Out" by Rob Zombie plays over the loudspeaker, as we open up to the WCF Arena all decked out in black. The ring mat and ropes are black, turnbuckles and posts are red, and the mats on the floor are black. The entryway has the house, dock, and lake of tables to the side. The crowd is jam packed and holding signs such as "XIII" and ">" and "Slam", "WW(picture of Jason's mask)D", "Creeping Death makes me CREAMing Death", a picture of Cheech Maron with "Chino" underneath, "Reckless Opener", "Does LJ MOW Seth's LAWN?", "JoB" and "ber", "Drake Who?", and many many others. We cut to Zach and Shannan sitting at the announcers booth.
Zach Davis: Hello, and welcome everyone to XIII, a card made by Creeping Death, for Creeping Death, and featuring Creeping Death.
Shannan Lerch: I hate this. A lot.
Zach Davis: Way to be unbiased. Anyways, tonight we have a card booked by Creeping Death, by way of his three wishes he won from Steve Carr.
Shannan Lerch: I wish Carr would have killed him.
Zach Davis: ... well then. In our opening match, yes folks, I said OPENING MATCH, we have Logan taking on Reckless Jack.
Shannan Lerch: Which is stupid, because any other time, that's a main event. God I hate CD.
Zach Davis: The Hardcore Title is on the line tonight when Skyler Striker gets his shot at Jack of Blades after defeating Danny Vice in a Ladder Match.
Shannan Lerch: The ONLY good booking by CD tonight. That one should be great. Following that is, strangely, the World Title Match, where Seth will reign supreme!
Zach Davis: I don't know about that one, Torture and Chino aren't happy about the sketchy ending to their match at School of Pain.
Shannan Lerch: Whatever Zach. I hate CD.
Zach Davis: And finally, our main event. Creeping Death challenges Lawnmower Jones for the Television Title in a ... Camp Crystal Lake Match. You saw the house, dock and tables set up at the entry way. This is basically a table match, but you can only use the "lake" of double stacked tables below the dock.
Shannan Lerch: CD should die soo-
Shannan is cut off by bells tolling. The crowd maaarks out. Lights dim while the opening for "Battery" by Metallica plays. When it kicks in, the lights come back on, and Creeping Death is standing on the roof of the camp house. "Battery" fades down.
Creeping Death: Welcome to XIII!
Crowd goes nuts.
Creeping Death: I've taken this time out to talk about my third wish. It has a lot to do with Helloween. First of all, it's surely not called Helloween anymore. It'll be called ... "Hellimination". And talking place will be a "Hellimination Match". The details are simple. Four on four elimination match. Losing team ... disbands. Team of Treachery verses The New Dynasty. We'll bring all our guys. You bring the best from yours, and we'll see who is standing at the end of it all. Good luck.
Zach Davis: WHOA! Can he do that?!
Shannan Lerch: Sadly, yes, he can.
Creeping Death poses for the crowd as "Battery" starts back up