Post by Odin Balfore on Sept 13, 2019 16:41:44 GMT -5
Tokyo. Suntory Hall.
* In a private box in Suntory Hall, Odin Balfore watches and drinks champagne. Odin is very relaxed watching the show and towards the end Odin turns to the AW cameramen and addresses the AW Universe while sipping champagne. *
Odin: This is a great night so far, isnt it? I know Dandy has been feverish in his pursuit of trying to justify himself as a world champion. We just saw the Big Sad get a Big Win and Dandys going to try and spin that to his favor but the Big Sad aint no match for the Big Hurt. Dandy Devito is going to run head first into that wall called the Nordic Tank. The Bad Mother Fucker is going to eviserate him in that Elimination chamber. I’m coming right at Dandy because Dandy has MY championship. I’m going to send Dandy back down to that US title where he and Lockhart belong.
We saw Beau Del Sol become the number one contender for the Hardcore Title, Clair Hawkins is the Final Girl and the Man Made Gods beat Culture Shock. This has been a great Thirteen. I’ve been apart of many of them but this week I’m in the main event because I AM the main event. I know that Teo wanted to come out and Squawk his tawt box talkin bout how I’m shook and desperate but yet I’m the only one going around the entire world. While Teos hanging out in Phoenix, I’m here talking to the AW Universe promoting the company, the Elimination Chamber and my inevitable World Championship win. Everyones quiet, everyone thinks that calling me old and relevant is going to net them the win because literally everyone in this match in some way owes their career to me. No one wanted to be humble, suck my dick and just take the loss. They all wanted to fight.
They all want the Big Hurt and they’re all going to feel that Big Hurt. They will all feel Surtrs Revenge and Ragnarok. That Elimination Chamberis dangerous, no doubt but it is deadly with me in it. I’m here to end careers.
No Big Sad.
No little ouchies.
Just the hospital bed. Just the pink slip. Just the rest of their lives putting around the house looking back on the good times and that faithful day that it all ended. 9/15/19.
Judgement Day. There might be no fate but what we make but sometimes you dont get that choice. I will not be giving them the choice. So I want them to come at me. Challenge what you cant change.
See what happens. See what I do to you when I start kicking your skulls in and breaking backs, when I start dominating the match and never letting up. No one can keep up with me and no ones going to stop me. If any of them truly think I was just going to float along in AW as some tag team bust out then they’ve never seen me before because i always rise and ascend.
And Ragnarok is in my wake. We’re only a few days away from tearing apart a paper champion in one of the most hellacious matches in all of wrestling. I’m one of the most destructive wrestlers in all of wrestling but please, you dont be calling me old and washed up when your picking your gray matter off the mat. Folks, Thirteen was fantastic, Execution will be even better, Get ready because the Villain of the Story has returned.
* In a private box in Suntory Hall, Odin Balfore watches and drinks champagne. Odin is very relaxed watching the show and towards the end Odin turns to the AW cameramen and addresses the AW Universe while sipping champagne. *
Odin: This is a great night so far, isnt it? I know Dandy has been feverish in his pursuit of trying to justify himself as a world champion. We just saw the Big Sad get a Big Win and Dandys going to try and spin that to his favor but the Big Sad aint no match for the Big Hurt. Dandy Devito is going to run head first into that wall called the Nordic Tank. The Bad Mother Fucker is going to eviserate him in that Elimination chamber. I’m coming right at Dandy because Dandy has MY championship. I’m going to send Dandy back down to that US title where he and Lockhart belong.
We saw Beau Del Sol become the number one contender for the Hardcore Title, Clair Hawkins is the Final Girl and the Man Made Gods beat Culture Shock. This has been a great Thirteen. I’ve been apart of many of them but this week I’m in the main event because I AM the main event. I know that Teo wanted to come out and Squawk his tawt box talkin bout how I’m shook and desperate but yet I’m the only one going around the entire world. While Teos hanging out in Phoenix, I’m here talking to the AW Universe promoting the company, the Elimination Chamber and my inevitable World Championship win. Everyones quiet, everyone thinks that calling me old and relevant is going to net them the win because literally everyone in this match in some way owes their career to me. No one wanted to be humble, suck my dick and just take the loss. They all wanted to fight.
They all want the Big Hurt and they’re all going to feel that Big Hurt. They will all feel Surtrs Revenge and Ragnarok. That Elimination Chamberis dangerous, no doubt but it is deadly with me in it. I’m here to end careers.
No Big Sad.
No little ouchies.
Just the hospital bed. Just the pink slip. Just the rest of their lives putting around the house looking back on the good times and that faithful day that it all ended. 9/15/19.
Judgement Day. There might be no fate but what we make but sometimes you dont get that choice. I will not be giving them the choice. So I want them to come at me. Challenge what you cant change.
See what happens. See what I do to you when I start kicking your skulls in and breaking backs, when I start dominating the match and never letting up. No one can keep up with me and no ones going to stop me. If any of them truly think I was just going to float along in AW as some tag team bust out then they’ve never seen me before because i always rise and ascend.
And Ragnarok is in my wake. We’re only a few days away from tearing apart a paper champion in one of the most hellacious matches in all of wrestling. I’m one of the most destructive wrestlers in all of wrestling but please, you dont be calling me old and washed up when your picking your gray matter off the mat. Folks, Thirteen was fantastic, Execution will be even better, Get ready because the Villain of the Story has returned.