Post by Odin Balfore on Sept 10, 2019 18:39:19 GMT -5
The Calgary Marriott. Tuesday Sept 10th.
* Odin Balfore is in a conference room with different members of the media and athletics commissions to hold a meeting on behalf of Action wrestling; the only talent trusted to do so. There is no Roy Speede, no D-Day, no Lockheart, Spencer Adams or Devitos. Take special attention to that fact; there is no one here from the Execution main event. Odin sits in front of the mass media in a suit and tie as he shuffles through some talking points. *
Odin Balfore: Thank you all for coming. As some of you know, I’m here today on behalf of Action Wrestling to announce a partnership between Action Wrestling and Calgary. I don’t have to explain to anyone here about Calgary's rich history with pro wrestling. I know that and all of you know that. I am here because of that and I may not be here today without that. I got my start in pro wrestling right here in Calgary. Calgary is my home far away from home. All the people here have always been kind and welcoming. Action Wrestling knew this about me and came to me in regards to this partnership. Forthcoming in 2020 and 2021, Action Wrestling will be creating an internal Headquarters right here in downtown Calgary and I will act as an ambassador from the American headquarters to the International. Details are still being finalized but I will be here every step of the way.
Reporter 1: Wouldnt the world champion be here today doing this?
Odin Balfore: What world champion? What world champion do you see in AW aside from me? Everyone, every single champion in Action Wrestling so far has had self serving motivations. They need the belt. I don’t need the belt. I’m made and I’m worldwide. Lockheart could be here but he’s dealing that ‘big sad’. Bah, pathetic. So much for a world champion. No ones stepped up, no ones out here doing media, doing hype work, spreading the brand. No one is a team player because they’re all still learning to be players. Full stop.
Reporter 2: We saw that you posted your media early last week and no one aside from KOS has even made an attempt yet; what are your thoughts?
Odin Balfore: Its fear. And KOS is just foolish. Allison has PPTSD, Post Pussy- Traumatic Stress Disorder because she knows what I did to her the first time and now low and behold, no rules, no laws, no help. That bitch better hop on a traffic come now because I’m the tripod third leg in the Mushroom Mandingos. If she wants to sho out then shes gonna get worn out.
Lets talk about Alex; the Enforcer. He forgot all his lessons. He’s got a WORLD TITLE MATCH THIS WEEK AND HE’S ARGUING WITH JOHNNY FUCKING STYLEZ, THE BROKE ASS, PUNK BITCH ASS ADAM YOUNG WANNA BE. Enough said.
Wheres Spencer Adams? He’s supah world champion that the company spent time on - oh right - he’s trying run a reunion show for UCI. Great fantastic. Nothing says ‘ I’m a solid contender for a world title’ than going off trying to one off a show for a company that he didnt enough care all that much about.
How about Teo Del Blaze. He’s trying to figure out a game plan because he doesnt know how to walk up in the place and stunt all over fools. Because he is that fool. His entire career hinges on ‘ hey, I showed up this week’ as he floss dances, that broken chicken winger mother fucker. B card comedy talent don’t get paid and they dont get the spotlight for long. So lets not pretend like Teo is going to go out and change the world. He hasnt up to this point even with all the god forsaken chances in the world.
Wheres the world champ? Off makin a voodoo doll of ZMAC not know that's how muddah fuckahs get dove killed. Again, when did the mid card became of the main card? Whats up with this step back? I aint steppin back, I’m just steppin on. I’m walkin up with my crys-tal and my piz-tal and that shit aint flyin up in my house.
So you ask me where everyone is, I tell you, truthfully. I tell you with a straight face and confident voice. You want a world strap, you better come strapped for the world and don’t shoots kids, I don’t think its loaded. However, I’m over here in Calgary, droppin bombs on everybody's cranium. Everybody wants some of all dirty and big ol’ dirty done gone bust they ass. That's- that's what you wanted to hear right; the All Father drop the wisdom for the purpose of smarten up them marks. Well consider yourselves ed-jew-cated. Action Wrestling wanted a world champion and here I am. I aint seein’ nobody else.
They all wanted the broke down Odin Balfore whos carryin Vviccan Vixxens through tag team matches. They wanted that guy forgetting that I bury people and they were all shocked that I bury the bullshit that tries to hold me down. That's what they don’t like, cuz Odin Balfore is real.
The forgot about the All Daddy. They forgot about the Villain of the Story was that Ol’ Dorty Bad Mother Fucker.
They wanna talk about the fat stacks, I got it.
They wanna talk about how they are wrestling prodigies and they don’t know the proper collar and elbow lock up.
I’m crisper, I’m cleaner, I’m more cerebral and I’m meaner. I’m coming up on twenty one years straight. No breaks, no lows. I aint got no lost smiles or broken necks. I aint got drunk and tossed by seven Marines. I don’t run with scissors or shit my pants because my ego got a staph infection. I don’t quit to go play softball and I don’t need my mama to call up and tell the work I’m sick in bed.
I don’t make excuses.
I make history. All these guys and gals in this match cant even make an appointment yet they want to sit here and tell the world how I’m in THEIR way? Are you fuggin serious?
It aint your time when you cant even tell it. The writings on the wall. Its not in Cairo-glyphs. Theres no secret to the outcome of this match and aint no one coming to save them.
The Bad Mother Fucker is coming and Ragnarok will be in my wake.
And trust ol’ Dirty cuz he’s gonna make it hurt.
* Odin Balfore is in a conference room with different members of the media and athletics commissions to hold a meeting on behalf of Action wrestling; the only talent trusted to do so. There is no Roy Speede, no D-Day, no Lockheart, Spencer Adams or Devitos. Take special attention to that fact; there is no one here from the Execution main event. Odin sits in front of the mass media in a suit and tie as he shuffles through some talking points. *
Odin Balfore: Thank you all for coming. As some of you know, I’m here today on behalf of Action Wrestling to announce a partnership between Action Wrestling and Calgary. I don’t have to explain to anyone here about Calgary's rich history with pro wrestling. I know that and all of you know that. I am here because of that and I may not be here today without that. I got my start in pro wrestling right here in Calgary. Calgary is my home far away from home. All the people here have always been kind and welcoming. Action Wrestling knew this about me and came to me in regards to this partnership. Forthcoming in 2020 and 2021, Action Wrestling will be creating an internal Headquarters right here in downtown Calgary and I will act as an ambassador from the American headquarters to the International. Details are still being finalized but I will be here every step of the way.
Reporter 1: Wouldnt the world champion be here today doing this?
Odin Balfore: What world champion? What world champion do you see in AW aside from me? Everyone, every single champion in Action Wrestling so far has had self serving motivations. They need the belt. I don’t need the belt. I’m made and I’m worldwide. Lockheart could be here but he’s dealing that ‘big sad’. Bah, pathetic. So much for a world champion. No ones stepped up, no ones out here doing media, doing hype work, spreading the brand. No one is a team player because they’re all still learning to be players. Full stop.
Reporter 2: We saw that you posted your media early last week and no one aside from KOS has even made an attempt yet; what are your thoughts?
Odin Balfore: Its fear. And KOS is just foolish. Allison has PPTSD, Post Pussy- Traumatic Stress Disorder because she knows what I did to her the first time and now low and behold, no rules, no laws, no help. That bitch better hop on a traffic come now because I’m the tripod third leg in the Mushroom Mandingos. If she wants to sho out then shes gonna get worn out.
Lets talk about Alex; the Enforcer. He forgot all his lessons. He’s got a WORLD TITLE MATCH THIS WEEK AND HE’S ARGUING WITH JOHNNY FUCKING STYLEZ, THE BROKE ASS, PUNK BITCH ASS ADAM YOUNG WANNA BE. Enough said.
Wheres Spencer Adams? He’s supah world champion that the company spent time on - oh right - he’s trying run a reunion show for UCI. Great fantastic. Nothing says ‘ I’m a solid contender for a world title’ than going off trying to one off a show for a company that he didnt enough care all that much about.
How about Teo Del Blaze. He’s trying to figure out a game plan because he doesnt know how to walk up in the place and stunt all over fools. Because he is that fool. His entire career hinges on ‘ hey, I showed up this week’ as he floss dances, that broken chicken winger mother fucker. B card comedy talent don’t get paid and they dont get the spotlight for long. So lets not pretend like Teo is going to go out and change the world. He hasnt up to this point even with all the god forsaken chances in the world.
Wheres the world champ? Off makin a voodoo doll of ZMAC not know that's how muddah fuckahs get dove killed. Again, when did the mid card became of the main card? Whats up with this step back? I aint steppin back, I’m just steppin on. I’m walkin up with my crys-tal and my piz-tal and that shit aint flyin up in my house.
So you ask me where everyone is, I tell you, truthfully. I tell you with a straight face and confident voice. You want a world strap, you better come strapped for the world and don’t shoots kids, I don’t think its loaded. However, I’m over here in Calgary, droppin bombs on everybody's cranium. Everybody wants some of all dirty and big ol’ dirty done gone bust they ass. That's- that's what you wanted to hear right; the All Father drop the wisdom for the purpose of smarten up them marks. Well consider yourselves ed-jew-cated. Action Wrestling wanted a world champion and here I am. I aint seein’ nobody else.
They all wanted the broke down Odin Balfore whos carryin Vviccan Vixxens through tag team matches. They wanted that guy forgetting that I bury people and they were all shocked that I bury the bullshit that tries to hold me down. That's what they don’t like, cuz Odin Balfore is real.
The forgot about the All Daddy. They forgot about the Villain of the Story was that Ol’ Dorty Bad Mother Fucker.
They wanna talk about the fat stacks, I got it.
They wanna talk about how they are wrestling prodigies and they don’t know the proper collar and elbow lock up.
I’m crisper, I’m cleaner, I’m more cerebral and I’m meaner. I’m coming up on twenty one years straight. No breaks, no lows. I aint got no lost smiles or broken necks. I aint got drunk and tossed by seven Marines. I don’t run with scissors or shit my pants because my ego got a staph infection. I don’t quit to go play softball and I don’t need my mama to call up and tell the work I’m sick in bed.
I don’t make excuses.
I make history. All these guys and gals in this match cant even make an appointment yet they want to sit here and tell the world how I’m in THEIR way? Are you fuggin serious?
It aint your time when you cant even tell it. The writings on the wall. Its not in Cairo-glyphs. Theres no secret to the outcome of this match and aint no one coming to save them.
The Bad Mother Fucker is coming and Ragnarok will be in my wake.
And trust ol’ Dirty cuz he’s gonna make it hurt.