Post by Sidney J. Warwick on Mar 9, 2018 0:33:01 GMT -5
(we at an action wrestlin live event an 2 local competitors are havin a tyrout match wen got your money by dirty starts to play an tha crowd goes wild cuz they kno wuts gunna happen. oliver sudden max masked shows up at da top of da ramp an he throws his two middle finger up into da air an tha crowd screams even louder an then five of max maskeds hottest tricks come out too and max takes his blunt out of his mouth for a second so he can lick one of da tricks necks real hard. then wen he is done lickin her neck he walks down to tha ring an gets into tha ring wit tha 2 local competitors.
tha two local competitors stop wrestlin an look at max masked an for a second it looks like they gonna attach earch other but before they do they reach out there hands to max an max shakes there hands an one of them even asks for an autograph cuz hes such a big fan an max gives tha autograph cuz hes always got time for his fans. then tha local competitors leave tha ring without finishin there match cuz they kno that max needs his time an hes a bigger star than either one of them.
max lets his tricks in tha ring an one of his tricks reaches into between her boobs in like tha boob canyon an pulls out a micraphone an hands it to max.)
max masked: dam dis one hot ass mic!
(all tha fans laugh)
max masked: of course u kno who i am
fans: max masked! max masked! max masked! max masked!
max masked: u dam rite an if any of u dont kno who i am cuz u been 2 busy eatin bon bons an watchin cross cuntry skeeing on tha Olympics wit my girl karlee nash my name is max masked an i am here in action wrestlin after bein tha hottest free agent in all sports
now i wuz mos recently in tha new blood wrestlin
fans: booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
max masked: now now dont boo it aint new blood wrestlins fault dat they couldnt keep it together like a small size a bra tryin to warp itself round my tricks big ole boobs. sides now im here in action wrestlin were all tha real wrestlers are an im ready 2 make an impact jus like i did in new blood wrestlin i mean in new blood wrestlin i beat kid dekay an kid dekay wuz tha first eva nbw first blood champion an not jus anyone can say dat they beat a former nbw first blood champion but max masked is one of those ppl who can say dat an not many ppl can say dat they beat a former nbw champion
(max masked takes a big drag off of his blunt an then notices dat theres a woman in da front row who looks like she wants wut he got.)
max masked : helllllooooooooooooooo lady.
(max masked gets out tha ring an goes up 2 day woman)
max masked: dam trick u want dis smokin hot 8 inches in ur mouth
woman: o yes max o yes i neva wanted nething more
(max looks at tha camera an winks an then takes his blunt outta his mouth an takes it an puts it in tha womans mouth)
max masked: wheel their u go!!!!!
(tha crowd laughs an laughs an lughs at tha woman)
max masked: u must be ashton ktucher cuz ur ass jus got puked!
(tha crowd laughs again)
max masked: srsly tho if u wanna come do things wit my peepee lata im in room 362 in tha extended stay america. extended stay america is my top sponsor dawg.
(max masked gets back in da ring where all his tricks high five him)
max masked: ok guys weve had some fun but lets get down to business like mulan had to get down to business in her movie to defeat tha huns. im getting ready 2 make my debutt in action wrestlin or tha adub as they call it an im gunna prove myself in front of a hole new world of fans like aladdin an jasmine
an i got dat debutt match on monday nite clash in sacremento california. u all kno max masked is from da ruff streets of harlem but ive spent a lot of time hangin an bangin in sacramento back wen my boi demarcus cousins was still on tha kings an i kno dat if theres one thing dat ppl from sacremento are known for its dat they like 2 see a big fite an were gonna give it to them a dub style whitch i guess is kinda like tha animal stile dat u can get at tha in and out burger also in sacremento
(tha crowd starts to chant max masked max masked max maked)
max masked: awwww man i luv u guys. neway were not jus doin it a dub style were also doin it triple threat style an I gotta wrestle not one but two guys from england or as i like call them english muffens an im gonna half to pip pip honey nut cheerios all ova their limey asses.
an if im bein totally honest wit u dese guys outta not be two hard to beat cuz theyve already got beef wit each other after tha last paper view where they got into it. their gonna be so hot to get at each other in dis triple threat match dat i half to do tha old divide an conquer strategy an let dem beat tha snot outta each other and den wen their not lookin i can sneak up on one of tham an get them from behind an hit them wit tha face off an get tha pin in my debutt a dub match.
an i mean lets face it even if dese guys weren’t fussin an feudin wit each otha i could still take dem out. i mean first off like i said earlier there british an i aint never met a british guy who was as ahrd as a merican except of course for winston churchill i mean he was tha hardest man ever he so hard they have to get dat supreme badass john lithgow to play him on tha crown. well i have to say my opponents are no winstom churchill or john lithgow.
first off u got dis guy named lincoln coochie or something like dat which is one helluva weird name cuz i thought lincoln's coochie was named mary todd. well one thing u gotta keep in mind lincoln is dat max masked has a lotta experience dealin wit coochie an i half to tell u dat i eat coochie like u every day for breakfast ya dig so u betta come into dis match wearin a dental dam like tha coochie u are.
den theres dis gy they be callin reece shaw an reece shaw i made fun of lincoln coochie's name but ur name is almost worse cuz reece shaw i mean dat makes u sound like ur some kind chinese taxi cart dat u hail on tha street if u wanna have one of tha members of tha lower classes of society drag ur ass around town for a couple of yuan per hour. reece shaw ive seen ur antics an u a lil daddys boy bottom feedin ass bitch who had everything hadin to him wit day silver spoon lodged so far up his ass dat hes digging forsted lucky charms outta his bunghole. well max masked aint like dat max masked grew up on da mean streets of harem an had to fite for everything he has an im gonna show u dis monday wut its like 2 have to 2 fite for somethin an ur not gonna like it an ur not gonna understand it an its all gonna wrap up wit me knockin u out an den knokcin lincoln coochie out an den taken ur knocked out bodies an posin u so it looks like u doin sex stuff to each otha in tha ring an ill laff at dat for a while an then pin one of u an ill win my debutt strong.
dats how its gunna be cuz dats how its gotta be.
now crowd before i go i got one more question to ask u if ur all read for it.
(tha crowd cheers cuz dey know wuts comin. max leans backwards at like a 90 degree angel an holds tha mic real close to his lips while he yells an tha crowd yells wit him.)
max masked an crowd: who gonnna holla at ya booooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(tha end)
tha two local competitors stop wrestlin an look at max masked an for a second it looks like they gonna attach earch other but before they do they reach out there hands to max an max shakes there hands an one of them even asks for an autograph cuz hes such a big fan an max gives tha autograph cuz hes always got time for his fans. then tha local competitors leave tha ring without finishin there match cuz they kno that max needs his time an hes a bigger star than either one of them.
max lets his tricks in tha ring an one of his tricks reaches into between her boobs in like tha boob canyon an pulls out a micraphone an hands it to max.)
max masked: dam dis one hot ass mic!
(all tha fans laugh)
max masked: of course u kno who i am
fans: max masked! max masked! max masked! max masked!
max masked: u dam rite an if any of u dont kno who i am cuz u been 2 busy eatin bon bons an watchin cross cuntry skeeing on tha Olympics wit my girl karlee nash my name is max masked an i am here in action wrestlin after bein tha hottest free agent in all sports
now i wuz mos recently in tha new blood wrestlin
fans: booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
max masked: now now dont boo it aint new blood wrestlins fault dat they couldnt keep it together like a small size a bra tryin to warp itself round my tricks big ole boobs. sides now im here in action wrestlin were all tha real wrestlers are an im ready 2 make an impact jus like i did in new blood wrestlin i mean in new blood wrestlin i beat kid dekay an kid dekay wuz tha first eva nbw first blood champion an not jus anyone can say dat they beat a former nbw first blood champion but max masked is one of those ppl who can say dat an not many ppl can say dat they beat a former nbw champion
(max masked takes a big drag off of his blunt an then notices dat theres a woman in da front row who looks like she wants wut he got.)
max masked : helllllooooooooooooooo lady.
(max masked gets out tha ring an goes up 2 day woman)
max masked: dam trick u want dis smokin hot 8 inches in ur mouth
woman: o yes max o yes i neva wanted nething more
(max looks at tha camera an winks an then takes his blunt outta his mouth an takes it an puts it in tha womans mouth)
max masked: wheel their u go!!!!!
(tha crowd laughs an laughs an lughs at tha woman)
max masked: u must be ashton ktucher cuz ur ass jus got puked!
(tha crowd laughs again)
max masked: srsly tho if u wanna come do things wit my peepee lata im in room 362 in tha extended stay america. extended stay america is my top sponsor dawg.
(max masked gets back in da ring where all his tricks high five him)
max masked: ok guys weve had some fun but lets get down to business like mulan had to get down to business in her movie to defeat tha huns. im getting ready 2 make my debutt in action wrestlin or tha adub as they call it an im gunna prove myself in front of a hole new world of fans like aladdin an jasmine
an i got dat debutt match on monday nite clash in sacremento california. u all kno max masked is from da ruff streets of harlem but ive spent a lot of time hangin an bangin in sacramento back wen my boi demarcus cousins was still on tha kings an i kno dat if theres one thing dat ppl from sacremento are known for its dat they like 2 see a big fite an were gonna give it to them a dub style whitch i guess is kinda like tha animal stile dat u can get at tha in and out burger also in sacremento
(tha crowd starts to chant max masked max masked max maked)
max masked: awwww man i luv u guys. neway were not jus doin it a dub style were also doin it triple threat style an I gotta wrestle not one but two guys from england or as i like call them english muffens an im gonna half to pip pip honey nut cheerios all ova their limey asses.
an if im bein totally honest wit u dese guys outta not be two hard to beat cuz theyve already got beef wit each other after tha last paper view where they got into it. their gonna be so hot to get at each other in dis triple threat match dat i half to do tha old divide an conquer strategy an let dem beat tha snot outta each other and den wen their not lookin i can sneak up on one of tham an get them from behind an hit them wit tha face off an get tha pin in my debutt a dub match.
an i mean lets face it even if dese guys weren’t fussin an feudin wit each otha i could still take dem out. i mean first off like i said earlier there british an i aint never met a british guy who was as ahrd as a merican except of course for winston churchill i mean he was tha hardest man ever he so hard they have to get dat supreme badass john lithgow to play him on tha crown. well i have to say my opponents are no winstom churchill or john lithgow.
first off u got dis guy named lincoln coochie or something like dat which is one helluva weird name cuz i thought lincoln's coochie was named mary todd. well one thing u gotta keep in mind lincoln is dat max masked has a lotta experience dealin wit coochie an i half to tell u dat i eat coochie like u every day for breakfast ya dig so u betta come into dis match wearin a dental dam like tha coochie u are.
den theres dis gy they be callin reece shaw an reece shaw i made fun of lincoln coochie's name but ur name is almost worse cuz reece shaw i mean dat makes u sound like ur some kind chinese taxi cart dat u hail on tha street if u wanna have one of tha members of tha lower classes of society drag ur ass around town for a couple of yuan per hour. reece shaw ive seen ur antics an u a lil daddys boy bottom feedin ass bitch who had everything hadin to him wit day silver spoon lodged so far up his ass dat hes digging forsted lucky charms outta his bunghole. well max masked aint like dat max masked grew up on da mean streets of harem an had to fite for everything he has an im gonna show u dis monday wut its like 2 have to 2 fite for somethin an ur not gonna like it an ur not gonna understand it an its all gonna wrap up wit me knockin u out an den knokcin lincoln coochie out an den taken ur knocked out bodies an posin u so it looks like u doin sex stuff to each otha in tha ring an ill laff at dat for a while an then pin one of u an ill win my debutt strong.
dats how its gunna be cuz dats how its gotta be.
now crowd before i go i got one more question to ask u if ur all read for it.
(tha crowd cheers cuz dey know wuts comin. max leans backwards at like a 90 degree angel an holds tha mic real close to his lips while he yells an tha crowd yells wit him.)
max masked an crowd: who gonnna holla at ya booooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(tha end)