Post by Dane Preston on Jul 14, 2019 1:14:24 GMT -5
After the “blowjob seen round the world”, I kick the covers off and Allison sits up, having an intense giggle fit. I can’t help but chuckle and smile and then wince because the cuts on my face are still sore. I slide up the bed and sit up a bit with my jeans on, buttoned and buckled up tight. I gently adjust the bandages wrapping my face.
“That was so stupid, Dane.” Allison says between giggling fits. “These people are going to eat us alive for that…”
“What makes ya think I give a shit what they think? Listen, I have one of the best jobs in the world. I get to have fun with my wife and get paid to act like a jackass every now and again. And I hope you know, I would never dream of having you really give me a blowjob on video, let alone share it for the world to see.”
“Oh, trust me, I know. It would be the last time I ever went down on you, or anyone else would, because I would chop your dick off and feed it to the dogs…”
“Remind me not to let you watch Game of Thrones with me ever again, okay? Just be glad that I only pretend to be a jackass, it could be a lot worse, I could be a blue haired jackass with a drug addiction and an overblown ego.”
“You know, this whole deal with you and Stylez, it’s gone a bit off the rails don’t you think?”
I put my hands behind my head and lay back, Allison crawls up the bed a bit and lays her head on my chest. “I agree, it’s a bit much. But when you have a coffee pot shattered across your face, you tend to take things personally… I’ve already begun making arrangements to settle the score. And then we can move onto the next phase.”
“That reminds me, how does your face feel?”
“A bit...”
“...Because it’s killin’ ME!” Allison smacks me on the chest and rolls off the bed giggling. “I couldn’t resist, I have been waiting almost a week to mess with you over this. But I’m going to check up on Luke, why don’t you go put on something more appropriate? Maybe you can get the real thing?”
I get out of bed and grab a pair of silk pajama bottoms monogrammed DR, gotta piss the old man off somehow. “I’ll get the real thing alright, and Johnny’s going to feel far worse than my fucking face does when I get a hold of him. He's never going know what hit him...”