Post by Odin Balfore on Jun 3, 2019 15:32:25 GMT -5
In a world filled with subpar acts who wished upon a star to be KING... One man outshines the rest with his sheer talent. That man is THEE DIRECTOR OF ACTION WRESTLING! HE IS YOUR LONGEST REIGNING US CHAMPION IN AW HISTORY, Thaddeus Franklin King!
“The Time is Now” by Atreyu hits the arena.
Billy: Oh My!
Chris Avery: Looks like we’re about to be graced by the greatest living director.
Billy: For weeks, TFK has been trying to get under the skin of Odin Balfore.
TFK comes out on stage with a snicker and a cocky walk about him. He has a microphone in his hand as he waves off the music.
TFK: Cut my music, monkies!
Crowd: TFK TFK TFK!
TFK: I have been coming out here for weeks, WEEKS! Me, ME. I - I ! The greatest living director of ALL TIME. I have subjected myself to you putrid ‘faans’ in order to get what I wanted; in order to achieve MY vision.
TFK wipes his arms across the screen.
TFK: the marque would read: The Greatest Living Director verses OLD-in Barf-fore!
TFK grins and chuckles.
TFK: Oh, that's right, I said it, monkies. OLD-IN BARF-FORE, that lumbering fossil who goes around thinking that his feces smells like roses.
Billy: Feces?
TFK: Heres a tip: It doesn’t; junior. And yah, that's right, Junior because you see, we are not equals. Odin Balfore does not compare to me in any way. He might be taller and older but Denial aint just a river in Egypt, bay-bay. The Greatest Director in Action Wrestling is going to create the biggest box office smash, even if I have to drive down to the old folks home myself and beat it out of that crippled old man.
TFK walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.
TFK: But I guess, OLD-IN is a man of ACTION. Let then LIGHTS, CAMERA, JACK! I shouldnt have to lower myself to dragging you to the biggest night of your life. You should be on your knees, begging and crawling, kissing the rings on my hands to have this match against me. It’ll be your honor. You’re welcome. Yah, and you should be honored too, its not everyday I challenge a shaved ape like yourself to make history. This is my destiny, BARF-FORE and you will NOT cheapen it for me. I know you’re back there; I could smell the bengay and the mothballs. Why don’t you come out here and we can give these monkies a teaser trailer of whats to come. YOU COME OUT HERE AND FACE ME LIKE THE MAN THAT I KNOW YOU ARNT! That is, unless you’re too scared and honestly, who could blame you? I know its intimidating to be around the KING of cinema.
“With Oden on Our Side” Hits the PA system.
Billy: WHAT!
Chris Avery: Are you Kidding me?
Billy: Odin Balfore is here!
The Mad Titan appears on stage.
Chris Avery: And he looks ready to fight.
In the ring, TFK is taking off his jacket and tie, getting ready for a fight.
TFK: Hold up old man, monkies can we get him a damn Walker for Christ's sake? I'm not a monster, people!
A few crew members try to bring Odin a Walker but he boots them both off the stage and continues down the ramp.
Chris Avery: TFK is digging a grave here, isn't he partner?
Billy: Shit fire he is...
TFK: Now hold up Oldin, are you really willing to steal from the fans this fucking moment? The clashing of two larger than life titans?
Chris Avery: TFK is truly asking for it...
Odin stops at the end of the ramp.
TFK: Now listen here Oldin, you are a man with a serious legacy... Sure, you could easily come in here and chokeslam me to hell and what not, but is that the really the smart move? I mean that sets me up for that epic montage of my come back which will persuade the fans to my side? Are you really willing to make that sacrifice, Oldin?
Billy: Oldin, I mean Odin not looking very happy here people...
Odin climbs to the ring apron and stares daggers through TFK.
TFK: I AM THE GREATEST DIRECTOR OF ACTION WRESTLING!
Odin enters the ring and stands toe to toe with TFK.
TFK: What?
TFK stands egotistical as ever and Odin shrugs and grabs him by the throat.
Billy: Oh no, TFKs going to pay for it now..
TFK struggles but Odin just lifts himup with ease, teasing the crowd who are going crazy.
Chris Avery: Is he pointing to the crowd.
Camera side cheer. ramp side cheers. The back cheers and they even cheer up in the nose bleeds.
TFK struggles and fights out of it but Odin hits a knee to the ribs of TFK. TFK crumbles to the ground as Odin runs, hits the ropes and takes TFKS head off.
Odin points to the crowd who explodes. Odin goes over, picks up a slumping TFK by the throat.
Billy: Whats Odin going to do?
Odin lifts TFK up high and runs with him.
Chris Avery: Oh my god, Odins running with TFK up in the air. The Strength.
Odin hits the ropes, runs back towards the announce table side..
WHAM!
CRASH!
Billy: OH MY GOD
Chris Avery: I don't believe it! Odin Balfore just picked up TFK by the throat, ran with him clear across the ring and launched him out of the ring and through the spanish announce table with a running choke slam!
Crowd: holy shit! holy shit! holy shit!
"With Oden on Our Side" hits the PA system as Odin looks on with a smile at the motionless TFK.
“The Time is Now” by Atreyu hits the arena.
Billy: Oh My!
Chris Avery: Looks like we’re about to be graced by the greatest living director.
Billy: For weeks, TFK has been trying to get under the skin of Odin Balfore.
TFK comes out on stage with a snicker and a cocky walk about him. He has a microphone in his hand as he waves off the music.
TFK: Cut my music, monkies!
Crowd: TFK TFK TFK!
TFK: I have been coming out here for weeks, WEEKS! Me, ME. I - I ! The greatest living director of ALL TIME. I have subjected myself to you putrid ‘faans’ in order to get what I wanted; in order to achieve MY vision.
TFK wipes his arms across the screen.
TFK: the marque would read: The Greatest Living Director verses OLD-in Barf-fore!
TFK grins and chuckles.
TFK: Oh, that's right, I said it, monkies. OLD-IN BARF-FORE, that lumbering fossil who goes around thinking that his feces smells like roses.
Billy: Feces?
TFK: Heres a tip: It doesn’t; junior. And yah, that's right, Junior because you see, we are not equals. Odin Balfore does not compare to me in any way. He might be taller and older but Denial aint just a river in Egypt, bay-bay. The Greatest Director in Action Wrestling is going to create the biggest box office smash, even if I have to drive down to the old folks home myself and beat it out of that crippled old man.
TFK walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.
TFK: But I guess, OLD-IN is a man of ACTION. Let then LIGHTS, CAMERA, JACK! I shouldnt have to lower myself to dragging you to the biggest night of your life. You should be on your knees, begging and crawling, kissing the rings on my hands to have this match against me. It’ll be your honor. You’re welcome. Yah, and you should be honored too, its not everyday I challenge a shaved ape like yourself to make history. This is my destiny, BARF-FORE and you will NOT cheapen it for me. I know you’re back there; I could smell the bengay and the mothballs. Why don’t you come out here and we can give these monkies a teaser trailer of whats to come. YOU COME OUT HERE AND FACE ME LIKE THE MAN THAT I KNOW YOU ARNT! That is, unless you’re too scared and honestly, who could blame you? I know its intimidating to be around the KING of cinema.
“With Oden on Our Side” Hits the PA system.
Billy: WHAT!
Chris Avery: Are you Kidding me?
Billy: Odin Balfore is here!
The Mad Titan appears on stage.
Chris Avery: And he looks ready to fight.
In the ring, TFK is taking off his jacket and tie, getting ready for a fight.
TFK: Hold up old man, monkies can we get him a damn Walker for Christ's sake? I'm not a monster, people!
A few crew members try to bring Odin a Walker but he boots them both off the stage and continues down the ramp.
Chris Avery: TFK is digging a grave here, isn't he partner?
Billy: Shit fire he is...
TFK: Now hold up Oldin, are you really willing to steal from the fans this fucking moment? The clashing of two larger than life titans?
Chris Avery: TFK is truly asking for it...
Odin stops at the end of the ramp.
TFK: Now listen here Oldin, you are a man with a serious legacy... Sure, you could easily come in here and chokeslam me to hell and what not, but is that the really the smart move? I mean that sets me up for that epic montage of my come back which will persuade the fans to my side? Are you really willing to make that sacrifice, Oldin?
Billy: Oldin, I mean Odin not looking very happy here people...
Odin climbs to the ring apron and stares daggers through TFK.
TFK: I AM THE GREATEST DIRECTOR OF ACTION WRESTLING!
Odin enters the ring and stands toe to toe with TFK.
TFK: What?
TFK stands egotistical as ever and Odin shrugs and grabs him by the throat.
Billy: Oh no, TFKs going to pay for it now..
TFK struggles but Odin just lifts himup with ease, teasing the crowd who are going crazy.
Chris Avery: Is he pointing to the crowd.
Camera side cheer. ramp side cheers. The back cheers and they even cheer up in the nose bleeds.
TFK struggles and fights out of it but Odin hits a knee to the ribs of TFK. TFK crumbles to the ground as Odin runs, hits the ropes and takes TFKS head off.
Odin points to the crowd who explodes. Odin goes over, picks up a slumping TFK by the throat.
Billy: Whats Odin going to do?
Odin lifts TFK up high and runs with him.
Chris Avery: Oh my god, Odins running with TFK up in the air. The Strength.
Odin hits the ropes, runs back towards the announce table side..
WHAM!
CRASH!
Billy: OH MY GOD
Chris Avery: I don't believe it! Odin Balfore just picked up TFK by the throat, ran with him clear across the ring and launched him out of the ring and through the spanish announce table with a running choke slam!
Crowd: holy shit! holy shit! holy shit!
"With Oden on Our Side" hits the PA system as Odin looks on with a smile at the motionless TFK.