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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2019 13:42:28 GMT -5
Reminder - Public Safety on airlines.
Just don't do this, OK?
Last night, one of our major trans-atlantic airways was almost the victim of a dangerous and stupid piece of behaviour by a passenger, who was clearly inebriated. The FAA do not tolerate this sort of nonsense and the perpetrator will be caught. We don't know who it is, or why they repeatedly asked to "Speed up and go crash into that jet" before attempting to get into the pilot's cabin. We also don't care if "Sam Kidsgrove is on that plane, Goddamn it".
Now we here at the FAA do like our celebrities, and we will from time to time go and ask for their autographs. We will never condone crashing into a plane and endangering the lives of a thousand people so you can get an autograph. Please queue up and meet him at a convention like everyone else does.
We do not know who the perpetrator is, all we know he was wearing a massive poncho, sombrero, ridiculous moustache, and referred to himself as Beau Blaze. Now we've googled that guy and he doesn't look like who he said he was, so we can only assume he was lying. Unfortunately he managed to slip away at Gatwick Airport thanks to the UK Government firing all their police officers due to austerity and Brexit related nonsense.
Rest assured, we're on the lookout for him and he will be brought to justice.
If you have any information please contact us at the FAA. We are here to keep the skies safe.
Thank you.
Wilbur Wright.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on May 14, 2019 13:58:23 GMT -5
Next time, I'll cause the shit. Bring the whole damn plane down
Honey badger don't give a shit, I'm immortal
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2019 14:06:21 GMT -5
Please be advised that animals are not allowed on board most of the major trans-atlantic airlines and most countries have strict restrictions for animal transit. I'm not even sure if zombies are allowed on planes either. I suppose that would depend if your biometric data matches your passport and you are content with your airline meal - not the person next to you.
Thank you for your concern.
Wilbur Wright.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on May 14, 2019 14:25:44 GMT -5
Please be advised that animals are not allowed on board most of the major trans-atlantic airlines and most countries have strict restrictions for animal transit. I'm not even sure if zombies are allowed on planes either. I suppose that would depend if your biometric data matches your passport and you are content with your airline meal - not the person next to you. Thank you for your concern. Wilbur Wright. This is 2019. I'm positive ur being cis normitive. I'll sue. I'll cancel the faa. Elon musk will be ruinnin ur shit
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Post by Lissie Hope on May 14, 2019 14:33:50 GMT -5
How much coke can get by TSA screening for an international flight? Asking for a friend.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2019 14:37:35 GMT -5
Hi Lissie,
Thank you for your question.
The answer is 8oz/250ml. As long as it's in a clear container. You can buy bottles after security in most airport concessions.
Wilbur Wright.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on May 14, 2019 16:38:50 GMT -5
How much coke can get by TSA screening for an international flight? Asking for a friend. All the coke Trust me
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Post by Shadowlove on May 14, 2019 20:17:54 GMT -5
Shadowlove ✔️ @handsomehalf-breed Amateurs. . . Why fly economy coach class when you can fly. . .
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Post by T.F.K. on May 14, 2019 20:39:00 GMT -5
And this is why we have been using Turo to rent cars to the cities Clash is taking place... Too many rules in the air.
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Post by Shadowlove on May 14, 2019 20:58:44 GMT -5
And this is why we have been using Turo to rent cars to the cities Clash is taking place... Too many rules in the air. Shadowlove ✔️ @handsomehalf-breed
Flying is all about who you know and not what they need know, my friend. Whose pockets that you contribute too and what kind of “diplomatic” flight that you’re flying on. Rental cars? Why rent when you can ride in style. . .
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Post by Sam Kidsgrove on May 15, 2019 2:33:12 GMT -5
Thankfully I took the decoy jet and flew from New York. I think I need to up my security
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Post by Dandy DiVito on May 15, 2019 8:21:32 GMT -5
Thankfully I took the decoy jet and flew from New York. I think I need to up my security Li'l bi'ch.
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Post by Sam Kidsgrove on May 15, 2019 12:40:26 GMT -5
Thankfully I took the decoy jet and flew from New York. I think I need to up my security Li'l bi'ch. Isn't that your new rap name? Y'Know, after you go back to soundcloud because you have no working legs after Evolution 2?
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Post by Dandy DiVito on May 15, 2019 12:43:59 GMT -5
Isn't that your new rap name? Y'Know, after you go back to soundcloud because you have no working legs after Evolution 2? I ain' need no legs ta kick yo' ass. I hear they makin' li'l carts now I coul' jus' run yo' ass ov'a when you eatin' crumpets a' whateva yo' Revolution losin' ass do fo' fun ova there in London. I'ma find yo' ass, Sammy. Promise.
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Post by Sam Kidsgrove on May 15, 2019 12:54:35 GMT -5
Isn't that your new rap name? Y'Know, after you go back to soundcloud because you have no working legs after Evolution 2? I ain' need no legs ta kick yo' ass. I hear they makin' li'l carts now I coul' jus' run yo' ass ov'a when you eatin' crumpets a' whateva yo' Revolution losin' ass do fo' fun ova there in London. I'ma find yo' ass, Sammy. Promise. That reminds me, if you're in London please remember we drive on the left, so when you walk you need to make sure you are on the left lane of the road, OK? Remember walk on the road, on the left side. Especially if it's high speed traffic.
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Post by Dandy DiVito on May 15, 2019 13:41:54 GMT -5
That reminds me, if you're in London please remember we drive on the left, so when you walk you need to make sure you are on the left lane of the road, OK? Remember walk on the road, on the left side. Especially if it's high speed traffic. Wha' kinda dumb fuggin' country be drivin' on tha wrong side a da road? Fuck.
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