The Director has returned to take back his picture...
Apr 25, 2019 11:24:18 GMT -5
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Post by T.F.K. on Apr 25, 2019 11:24:18 GMT -5
The godlike camera comes to life with Craig and TFK sitting on set of one of Jefferson King's most recent skinflicks. Thad wears his blue Armani suit while Craig is dressed like he stole a hipster Geek Squad members outfit with black tie and all. Craig leans over with the camera focusing on the two men instead of the ginormous extremely hairy, nude black man who walks onto the scene.
(Craig)
It's your big return, how are you feeling, Thad?
Thad shudders.
(TFK)
Have you bared witness to what the landscape has become in my absence? It is abysmally appalling and it should make the big wigs question who they put their trust in. I mean Lockhart can't carry this company on his own, no matter how good he is.
Craig chuckles, obviously amused.
(Craig)
You feel a bit like Spielberg don’tcha? You're not going to go on a rant about the subpar Netflix directors getting Oscar opportunities are you?
Thad pops back.
(TFK)
How could I not feel the exact same way, Craig? I mean these “wrestlers” don't have IT and they've been given opportunity after opportunity to help them prove otherwise without having real talent here to show them up. They don't belong in any title pictures and it's fine time The True Director of Action Wrestling returns to leave them on the cutting room floor.
(Craig)
That's all good and well, but is there any ring rust? I mean you are returning just in time for Havoc which we all know is all out balls against the walls with everyone looking to punch their ticket to the top.
Thad rolls his eyes.
(TFK)
I feel you weren't listening to a word I just said… These B film rejects had their chances to “grab” that brass ring and run off with it… But they fell down in my absence. They failed to make good use of the time and now THEE Director returneth to the project that had the entire wrestling world buzzing. The buzz that surrounded me dragging Big John Frost through one of the hottest feuds of 2018… The buzz that surrounded me making Pauly Shore relevant again, no matter how short lived it was. The buzz that surrounded me putting the AW US CHAMPIONSHIP on the goddamn map.
(Craig)
I'm just trying to make sure you go into this thing knowing all the variables that are so obviously working against you… This is Thad against the world all over again. Nobody is happy that you're back… They're not rolling out the red carpet and leaving flowers in your dressing room. Not a single person on the roster cares about you, not even your pal Ryan Lockhart and the sloppy seconds or thirds of Beachkrew… No matter how great the Bio-epic will be. They don't give two shits about Thaddeus Franklin King…
(Jefferson King)
Ha, well who does?
Jefferson King speaks up as his film is being shot before him.
(Jefferson King)
I've tried every style of parenting with my boy and through it all, there's one constant… He is destined to lose. I mean, hell I'm starting to feel like one of those dads who wants his son to be a popular football jock that bangs all the cheerleaders, only to find out that his son would rather do the cheerleaders’ hair and be ramrodded by the entire football team including that weird kid in the mascot outfit…
Jefferson shutters.
(Jefferson King)
Soaring Eagle…
(Craig)
Very descriptive…
(Jefferson King)
I know my son is a fagel, but damn he hasn't found a way to rise to the occasion and I'm starting to think he never will…
Thad shakes his head slowly.
(TFK)
You stand there shooting your little jungle fever pornographic reimagining of The Blind Side and you throw shade my way because you can't find satisfaction in my accomplishments thus far?
(Jefferson King)
Don't downplay Sandra Bullcock, she is one of the most talented hands on women in the entire skin flick industry and she's about to let the black Thor put the hammer down!
Jefferson presents the stage to Thad.
(Jefferson King)
You see that right there is winning, your old man sees that money shot and he shoots the hell out of it, retaining his god damned crown. You had some love affair with a belt and it did nothing for your career, did it?
Thad pops back.
(TFK)
You leave my US title out of this! I was the best thing to eeeeeeever happen to her!
Jefferson does a soft golf clap.
(Jefferson King)
Bravo son, is that your Oscar winning performance there? I mean I almost believed the words that came out of your mouth.
(TFK)
Fine, you want me to pull the trigger and you want me to rise to the occasion, then watch me at Havoc! Watch what Thaddeus Franklin King brings back to Action Wrestling!
Thad stands up and storms off set, leaving a smiling Jefferson King and a confused Craig.
The godike camera flickers and we're brought back to Thad sitting in front of a computer in a dim lit office. The blue hue glows around him as the camera comes up from behind. Over his shoulder the screen comes into shot and Thad types away on the computer.
(TFK)
Havoc Rumble Part 2: The Rise of TFK… Now to run down the list of foes who look to derail this film of the ages. Why not start with that tool box who's made a mockery of my precious US title and believes coming in 1st really makes him number 1, ha...
(TFK)
Come on Dandy… For real?
(TFK)
Ever since Havoc rumble was announced Dandy has been a broken record on how he believes he's in line and on track to win it all… In all honesty, no one writing this script would ever put that dumpster fire anywhere near the likes of Ryan Lockhart… The dude has more class than that, which is saying a lot considering he keeps some pretty out there company in 6God, Pasternack, and The Godnilla Wade Moor… But I digress.
Let us not forget the mockery you've made of MY US title… An act that cannot be forgiven very easily. She was MY LOVE and I bet you've taken her to every trap house from Brooklyn to Compton and everywhere in between. Dandy is a curse and a poison on the entire infrastructure of Action Wrestling. Sammy Kidsgrove has tried to overthrow him and he's tried to best him, but somehow he doesn't have the right goods to keep him down. It's not to say Dandy has all of the talent in the world but he does have a knack for weaseling his way out of shitty situations. Again take a look at his shit filled life, it's a mystery of how he gets out of the dumpster every morning to attempt to walk the streets amongst the average person.
But at Havoc, Dandy will learn the role he was destined to play...
(TFK)
So many young dreamers looking to stretch further beyond their means… 201 star darlings and bottom feeders without a division to call their own. All are indeed needed for this showing just like any other film made before it. Half the names I haven't a clue of who they are, but that's how it is in Hollywood, right. If you're not a stand out with the best agents and the best headshots… Then if you're even casted, you are given the chance for no lines and act as filler. That's where the likes of Titan, Bishop, QDT, Magic Maddox, Super Spicy Jr., Carlos Lopez, Chase Jackson, Baz, Rose, Bobby Rage, Timothy James, Jordan Lee, Alex Kincaid, Matt Draven, Eamon MacAteer, Dream Daddy Wesley, and Derrick Vayden. Every single one wants to be casted as something more, but it's just never going to happen. Send in your lackluster, so-so headshots and have your people call my people… It'll be for nothing. I'm sorry to be brutally honest, but sometimes in this business, someone has to be straightforward with the talentless to help those who don't want to waste their time reaching beyond their means.
(TFK)
A fighter with all the cocky swagger that he can muster… Conor is money, we all know it, but he's only following in Pauly Shores shoes… So I'll say, You're Welcome for your 15 minutes of Action Wrestling fame, but you're only going to be here to receive a check from Tort and Digger… Just as Pauly did before you.
(TFK)
Okay let's get this straight… That dbag chef father figure of the Walker brats is taking part in the Havoc rumble? I mean you don't see old Jefferson King taking part in a wrestling ring, a place neither man has any right being in. I may have spoke of Connor and the rest of the AW jobbers squad as mere fillers, but this GUY is cannon fodder through and through. He's over age and he's far out of his depth. He has his role and he will be disposed of just like one of his student's burnt up dishes. Not a threat and it'll be easily shown as soon as he makes his entrance.
(TFK)
The walking, breathing embodiment of the Titanic, Shadowlove. Just as James Cameron’s epic movie was long as hell and attempted to keep viewers entertained as they had to put in multiple VHS tapes… Shadowlove is flashy, cost a lot of money, but fails to keep fans intrigued for his entirety. Especially as they have watched him fail to fulfill his promises… the ones made in English and japanese, all empty as all can be. Just as he will say he's the next winner of the Havoc Rumble, but will play the role he was born to play his entire life. The man who speaks big but can't back his claims even if his life depends on it. All balls and no shaft as my dad would say. You're unequipt for this business, Shadowlove and the sooner you come to terms with that, the better for your career. I heard Calvin Klein is interested in your return to the underwear modeling industry, so there's that I guess...
(TFK)
The big man with all the soul in the world and the typecast of the big black friend. The look of the Hippo tells me he would have a spot in Hollywood for sure and I've heard rumblings of his accomplishments in the ring… But he showed weakness didn't he? A weakness that'll show true even in his triumphant return to the squared circle. His brother attempted to fill the bulbous void he left behind, aka he tried to fulfill Hippo's contractual obligations, but even then we saw a man trying to step up to another's brighter presence… the question on everyone's mind is… What Hippo will we get? Is he the man who had a blazing hot summer or will we get a broken shell of a man who isn't willing to take chance to gain victory? All eyes will be on the big man who is aiming to reclaim his name and to be casted in a bigger role in Action Wrestling… In the end he will show himself as the joke he truly is, for he is here to play the comic relief. Hell, he's probably being brought to you by Tyler Perry… I'd say Jordan Peele, but Hippo isn't that cool to get the Peele treatment on his career.
(TFK)
The man behind the mask… Jaice Wilds. He's had a rise and fall career, a roller coaster that he thought he could set the tracks himself with twists and turns. I can't knock him because he took himself to a place I have been reaching for ever since I stepped foot in Action Wrestling. The only problem he has though, no one believes he is the leading role of this company. Jaice wears a mask for a reason and it's not because he's a hideous man… It's because his character isn't strong enough to be the leading man. He's not the kind of man to build a company around and in time it'll be proven. Havoc Rumble will be just another failure to tuck away in the collection of epic fails in his career.
(TFK)
Link… Either the luckiest man or the man who drew the short straw. Two things could happen to ol’ Link for being the last entrant… Firstly this could be his stand out moment which I know the boy has been chasing since he chose to hitch himself to #FightSmart so long ago… But do we honestly believe he has what it takes to capitalize on that kind of opportunity? Nah he's going to fade into the latter. He's going to go in with some false bravado thinking this is his time and he's going to get swallowed up like he always is. He's going to let the chance go to his head and he's going to get eliminated by the likes of Karlie Nash… Now talk about a low blow, which is the only blowing she does from what I heard, ouch.
(TFK)
Can I take a moment to speak of a company who’s been going strong for close to 20 years? Now I say close because there's been some years where the WCF was a cripple dragging its lifeless limbs and husk of a corpse across the finish line on most nights… It HAD star power at one time and it was must see because the talent was so god damn over… I may have never stepped foot in WCF but I see my peers in Action Wrestling who had major to minor success there. Odin, Kemp, NvL, Wade, ZMac, Holmes, Richards, and Wolf. Men who found all battles with each other the norm and it made them believe they were something special… But as WCF finds its doors closing very soon, it proves one thing loud and clear. They weren't special enough to save the company they helped build, right Odin? Don't worry, this Beachkrew bio-epic is going to go into great detail of the Jared Holmes effect on some innocent wrestler named Lilith… But that was must see from WCF's “talent”, right? That's the kind of shit that happens when the director let's the stars run the film, that's what that is. Guys are thrown in volcanoes and people are shot. That was the norm of that shit show and I will not stand by and let the stars from there do the same to Action Wrestling. I am The Director around here and I will not be treated like god damn Woody Allen who gave in to Scarlett Johansson! ZMac is no ScarJo, but he does believe extremely high of himself. He's good and it’s an impressive resume written on the back of some of the best talent the wrestling world has to offer, but as immortal as he thinks he is, he has been bested… Which means if it bleeds we can kill it, right? So many WCFers who feel their names bring with it the treasures of the world… Wade had a fantastic year in 2018, give it to him, but then he allowed himself to “mercifully” carry the tag titles with the likes of Pasternak? I suppose gold is gold in his eyes… shit I almost forgot about another WCF has been, in Kyle Kemp being apart of Action Wrestling. He was so close to the top tearing it up with Spencer Adams and Link as Fightsmart… Now he looks to change his stars with a second chance in the Havoc Rumble. WCF didn't care enough about James Wolf (Some woman beater who had a thing for his sister once…) and NvL, (NvL being some fearsome foe at one point and has a sick red hand) to blink an eye at them showing up in AW, so there's that… Which in the end brings me to Alex Richard's, The LAST Guardian standing. He's built like a ring “general” eh? Built as tough and yet he still hasn't tasted success in a loooong ass time. But that's why he's here, right? That's why they're all here, to get ONE more shot at punching that ticket to the top… Simply put, it'll be a wasted trip for all involved.
(TFK)
The man who fought to the highest of his mental capacity and met his limit prematurely. Spencer Adams there will be no # movement for fighting hungry for you, bud. You got your fill, you had your run, and now you are destined to play supporting cast to the stars on the rise. It's okay, really… Action Wrestling needs you still and I have no doubt you will play your role with the poise of Denzel Washington and the couth of Eddie Murphy. Don't beat yourself or think low of yourself… It's still a paycheck right? You had my number the last time we battled… but i had you until your boys cost me my victory… A victory that would've finally made you realize who the hell TFK is… But that was then, right? We both have grown since then and at Havoc when we cross paths, I will remind you that what we had is far from over.
(TFK)
Lissie… For shame… You're not our only hope in this company. There's plenty of dimwitted individuals who are clueless to their surroundings and don't know shit about where Action Wrestling came from. Just know, this isn't The Field of Dreams, we didn't just build a ring with the assistance of Kevin Costner and make this dream come to life. We put blood, sweat, and tears into it and the payoff was the best damn competition this industry didn't realize it was missing. Welcome to Action Wrestling, you'll follow my directions if you want to stay relevant around here...
(TFK)
The odd men out… Hawkins, Pasternack, Beau, Kennedy, Estrella, Hazel, Wrestler X, and Holliday. Pasternack is in good company with Beachkrew and if it comes down to him and Holmes, he'll fold for his superior, but on the other hand I'd trust him as far as I could throw him. Something about Pasternak is screams no good rat who'll do anything to come out of a shitty situation unscathed. Casey is obviously a shining star amongst the turds in this category of opposition… She made more out of UCI in its afterlife than it ever was when it was open. She made their World title a sought after title and her reign can't be taken lightly. The only issue I see in Casey is that the UCI title isn't enough for her legacy… Oh no, she needs to rise to the top of Action Wrestling and she needs to win a World title while the company is still open to make herself feel special. I mean that's what is driving her now, right? She has to prove that she CAN be the face of a company while it's running on all cylinders, not a company being dragged along by a lackluster tacky strap. I don't need to speak the names again of the others in the category for obvious reasons… So onto the biggest thorn in my side.
(TFK)
Sammy Kidsgrove… The Netflix darling star who’s proven to be good at being directed on set… The stage is being erected as we head into Havoc and the story has already been written. Kidsgrove and TFK will meet nose to nose in that rumble and fans will tear the roof off by the sheer image. Our paths are forever intertwined, The Controlling Director and The Pompous Movie Star… It's truly a tale older than time itself. I will take much joy in putting him in his place and reminding him that THIS IS MY PICTURE! If he doesn't like it, then he can leave my SET!
Thad sits back in his chair and takes a sigh of relief. Thad turns toward the godlike camera.
(TFK)
Oh, hey… Sorry I was just flaming my opponents on the interweb. Got some fun memes from Zander to use and thought it'd be a different approach this year instead of doing the whole “casting” a movie thing. Still gold, but in the end, this was all about getting every single opponent's attention.
Thad smirks.
(TFK)
Action Wrestling, truth be told I have been gone and the picture has changed direction in my absence… Action Wrestling is in need of a reshoot and that reshoot starts at Havoc.
Thad shakes his head slightly.
(TFK)
So many names thrown into the hat hoping to be pulled and to have instant backing from the company… Everyone is going into Havoc feeling like this could be IT for them and let's say a random stooge survives Havoc to have their moment in the spotlight… The names I went over literally are the types of talents who would instantly peak. So why would Tort and Digger get behind those odds? Why even let the Karlie Nash's of the world compete only to know they'll never make it anywhere beyond their own limits? We have false bravado bitches like Lincoln Kuechly ramping up for what he assumes will be his best showing to date… Literally getting his career nowhere. Dandy already peaked at holding my US title and yet he still believes he's a special snowflake who deserves the world bowing at his drug riddled feet. Kidsgrove failed to put Dandy in his place and to open his eyes, so I suppose I must do it myself…
Thad shrugs.
(TFK)
Then again this entire reshoot, I'm now the director, writer, producer, and leading god damn man. I'll show Action Wrestling what it needs and everything else will fall back into place. This is your Director and I will be the Havoc Rumble winner of 2019.
Thad signs off, but the godlike camera shutters back to life as Jefferson King walks into shot.
(Jefferson King)
So how'd your cum shot compilation approach go? Did you give every opponent a bit of that King essence?
(TFK)
I'm back and it's high time I show each and everyone that I have no ring rust in sight. 2019 will be The Director's year and I will prove without a shadow of a doubt that I am THE FACE your mother will love and your company can get behind.
Jefferson rubs his chin and then pats Thad on the shoulder.
(Jefferson King)
You have moments, son… Not a lot of them, but there are moments where I see myself in you and I feel better about the King legacy. Continue on this path you have set yourself on and climb to the top, that'll be a measurement of success that I can be proud of. As cliche as it sounds, I'll say, go get them son.
Jefferson chuckles and Thad nods.
(TFK)
It's time to take the picture back, dad…
Both nod in agreement with each other as the godlike camera finally flickers out to black.
(Craig)
It's your big return, how are you feeling, Thad?
Thad shudders.
(TFK)
Have you bared witness to what the landscape has become in my absence? It is abysmally appalling and it should make the big wigs question who they put their trust in. I mean Lockhart can't carry this company on his own, no matter how good he is.
Craig chuckles, obviously amused.
(Craig)
You feel a bit like Spielberg don’tcha? You're not going to go on a rant about the subpar Netflix directors getting Oscar opportunities are you?
Thad pops back.
(TFK)
How could I not feel the exact same way, Craig? I mean these “wrestlers” don't have IT and they've been given opportunity after opportunity to help them prove otherwise without having real talent here to show them up. They don't belong in any title pictures and it's fine time The True Director of Action Wrestling returns to leave them on the cutting room floor.
(Craig)
That's all good and well, but is there any ring rust? I mean you are returning just in time for Havoc which we all know is all out balls against the walls with everyone looking to punch their ticket to the top.
Thad rolls his eyes.
(TFK)
I feel you weren't listening to a word I just said… These B film rejects had their chances to “grab” that brass ring and run off with it… But they fell down in my absence. They failed to make good use of the time and now THEE Director returneth to the project that had the entire wrestling world buzzing. The buzz that surrounded me dragging Big John Frost through one of the hottest feuds of 2018… The buzz that surrounded me making Pauly Shore relevant again, no matter how short lived it was. The buzz that surrounded me putting the AW US CHAMPIONSHIP on the goddamn map.
(Craig)
I'm just trying to make sure you go into this thing knowing all the variables that are so obviously working against you… This is Thad against the world all over again. Nobody is happy that you're back… They're not rolling out the red carpet and leaving flowers in your dressing room. Not a single person on the roster cares about you, not even your pal Ryan Lockhart and the sloppy seconds or thirds of Beachkrew… No matter how great the Bio-epic will be. They don't give two shits about Thaddeus Franklin King…
(Jefferson King)
Ha, well who does?
Jefferson King speaks up as his film is being shot before him.
(Jefferson King)
I've tried every style of parenting with my boy and through it all, there's one constant… He is destined to lose. I mean, hell I'm starting to feel like one of those dads who wants his son to be a popular football jock that bangs all the cheerleaders, only to find out that his son would rather do the cheerleaders’ hair and be ramrodded by the entire football team including that weird kid in the mascot outfit…
Jefferson shutters.
(Jefferson King)
Soaring Eagle…
(Craig)
Very descriptive…
(Jefferson King)
I know my son is a fagel, but damn he hasn't found a way to rise to the occasion and I'm starting to think he never will…
Thad shakes his head slowly.
(TFK)
You stand there shooting your little jungle fever pornographic reimagining of The Blind Side and you throw shade my way because you can't find satisfaction in my accomplishments thus far?
(Jefferson King)
Don't downplay Sandra Bullcock, she is one of the most talented hands on women in the entire skin flick industry and she's about to let the black Thor put the hammer down!
Jefferson presents the stage to Thad.
(Jefferson King)
You see that right there is winning, your old man sees that money shot and he shoots the hell out of it, retaining his god damned crown. You had some love affair with a belt and it did nothing for your career, did it?
Thad pops back.
(TFK)
You leave my US title out of this! I was the best thing to eeeeeeever happen to her!
Jefferson does a soft golf clap.
(Jefferson King)
Bravo son, is that your Oscar winning performance there? I mean I almost believed the words that came out of your mouth.
(TFK)
Fine, you want me to pull the trigger and you want me to rise to the occasion, then watch me at Havoc! Watch what Thaddeus Franklin King brings back to Action Wrestling!
Thad stands up and storms off set, leaving a smiling Jefferson King and a confused Craig.
The godike camera flickers and we're brought back to Thad sitting in front of a computer in a dim lit office. The blue hue glows around him as the camera comes up from behind. Over his shoulder the screen comes into shot and Thad types away on the computer.
(TFK)
Havoc Rumble Part 2: The Rise of TFK… Now to run down the list of foes who look to derail this film of the ages. Why not start with that tool box who's made a mockery of my precious US title and believes coming in 1st really makes him number 1, ha...
(TFK)
Come on Dandy… For real?
(TFK)
Ever since Havoc rumble was announced Dandy has been a broken record on how he believes he's in line and on track to win it all… In all honesty, no one writing this script would ever put that dumpster fire anywhere near the likes of Ryan Lockhart… The dude has more class than that, which is saying a lot considering he keeps some pretty out there company in 6God, Pasternack, and The Godnilla Wade Moor… But I digress.
Let us not forget the mockery you've made of MY US title… An act that cannot be forgiven very easily. She was MY LOVE and I bet you've taken her to every trap house from Brooklyn to Compton and everywhere in between. Dandy is a curse and a poison on the entire infrastructure of Action Wrestling. Sammy Kidsgrove has tried to overthrow him and he's tried to best him, but somehow he doesn't have the right goods to keep him down. It's not to say Dandy has all of the talent in the world but he does have a knack for weaseling his way out of shitty situations. Again take a look at his shit filled life, it's a mystery of how he gets out of the dumpster every morning to attempt to walk the streets amongst the average person.
But at Havoc, Dandy will learn the role he was destined to play...
(TFK)
So many young dreamers looking to stretch further beyond their means… 201 star darlings and bottom feeders without a division to call their own. All are indeed needed for this showing just like any other film made before it. Half the names I haven't a clue of who they are, but that's how it is in Hollywood, right. If you're not a stand out with the best agents and the best headshots… Then if you're even casted, you are given the chance for no lines and act as filler. That's where the likes of Titan, Bishop, QDT, Magic Maddox, Super Spicy Jr., Carlos Lopez, Chase Jackson, Baz, Rose, Bobby Rage, Timothy James, Jordan Lee, Alex Kincaid, Matt Draven, Eamon MacAteer, Dream Daddy Wesley, and Derrick Vayden. Every single one wants to be casted as something more, but it's just never going to happen. Send in your lackluster, so-so headshots and have your people call my people… It'll be for nothing. I'm sorry to be brutally honest, but sometimes in this business, someone has to be straightforward with the talentless to help those who don't want to waste their time reaching beyond their means.
(TFK)
A fighter with all the cocky swagger that he can muster… Conor is money, we all know it, but he's only following in Pauly Shores shoes… So I'll say, You're Welcome for your 15 minutes of Action Wrestling fame, but you're only going to be here to receive a check from Tort and Digger… Just as Pauly did before you.
(TFK)
Okay let's get this straight… That dbag chef father figure of the Walker brats is taking part in the Havoc rumble? I mean you don't see old Jefferson King taking part in a wrestling ring, a place neither man has any right being in. I may have spoke of Connor and the rest of the AW jobbers squad as mere fillers, but this GUY is cannon fodder through and through. He's over age and he's far out of his depth. He has his role and he will be disposed of just like one of his student's burnt up dishes. Not a threat and it'll be easily shown as soon as he makes his entrance.
(TFK)
The walking, breathing embodiment of the Titanic, Shadowlove. Just as James Cameron’s epic movie was long as hell and attempted to keep viewers entertained as they had to put in multiple VHS tapes… Shadowlove is flashy, cost a lot of money, but fails to keep fans intrigued for his entirety. Especially as they have watched him fail to fulfill his promises… the ones made in English and japanese, all empty as all can be. Just as he will say he's the next winner of the Havoc Rumble, but will play the role he was born to play his entire life. The man who speaks big but can't back his claims even if his life depends on it. All balls and no shaft as my dad would say. You're unequipt for this business, Shadowlove and the sooner you come to terms with that, the better for your career. I heard Calvin Klein is interested in your return to the underwear modeling industry, so there's that I guess...
(TFK)
The big man with all the soul in the world and the typecast of the big black friend. The look of the Hippo tells me he would have a spot in Hollywood for sure and I've heard rumblings of his accomplishments in the ring… But he showed weakness didn't he? A weakness that'll show true even in his triumphant return to the squared circle. His brother attempted to fill the bulbous void he left behind, aka he tried to fulfill Hippo's contractual obligations, but even then we saw a man trying to step up to another's brighter presence… the question on everyone's mind is… What Hippo will we get? Is he the man who had a blazing hot summer or will we get a broken shell of a man who isn't willing to take chance to gain victory? All eyes will be on the big man who is aiming to reclaim his name and to be casted in a bigger role in Action Wrestling… In the end he will show himself as the joke he truly is, for he is here to play the comic relief. Hell, he's probably being brought to you by Tyler Perry… I'd say Jordan Peele, but Hippo isn't that cool to get the Peele treatment on his career.
(TFK)
The man behind the mask… Jaice Wilds. He's had a rise and fall career, a roller coaster that he thought he could set the tracks himself with twists and turns. I can't knock him because he took himself to a place I have been reaching for ever since I stepped foot in Action Wrestling. The only problem he has though, no one believes he is the leading role of this company. Jaice wears a mask for a reason and it's not because he's a hideous man… It's because his character isn't strong enough to be the leading man. He's not the kind of man to build a company around and in time it'll be proven. Havoc Rumble will be just another failure to tuck away in the collection of epic fails in his career.
(TFK)
Link… Either the luckiest man or the man who drew the short straw. Two things could happen to ol’ Link for being the last entrant… Firstly this could be his stand out moment which I know the boy has been chasing since he chose to hitch himself to #FightSmart so long ago… But do we honestly believe he has what it takes to capitalize on that kind of opportunity? Nah he's going to fade into the latter. He's going to go in with some false bravado thinking this is his time and he's going to get swallowed up like he always is. He's going to let the chance go to his head and he's going to get eliminated by the likes of Karlie Nash… Now talk about a low blow, which is the only blowing she does from what I heard, ouch.
(TFK)
Can I take a moment to speak of a company who’s been going strong for close to 20 years? Now I say close because there's been some years where the WCF was a cripple dragging its lifeless limbs and husk of a corpse across the finish line on most nights… It HAD star power at one time and it was must see because the talent was so god damn over… I may have never stepped foot in WCF but I see my peers in Action Wrestling who had major to minor success there. Odin, Kemp, NvL, Wade, ZMac, Holmes, Richards, and Wolf. Men who found all battles with each other the norm and it made them believe they were something special… But as WCF finds its doors closing very soon, it proves one thing loud and clear. They weren't special enough to save the company they helped build, right Odin? Don't worry, this Beachkrew bio-epic is going to go into great detail of the Jared Holmes effect on some innocent wrestler named Lilith… But that was must see from WCF's “talent”, right? That's the kind of shit that happens when the director let's the stars run the film, that's what that is. Guys are thrown in volcanoes and people are shot. That was the norm of that shit show and I will not stand by and let the stars from there do the same to Action Wrestling. I am The Director around here and I will not be treated like god damn Woody Allen who gave in to Scarlett Johansson! ZMac is no ScarJo, but he does believe extremely high of himself. He's good and it’s an impressive resume written on the back of some of the best talent the wrestling world has to offer, but as immortal as he thinks he is, he has been bested… Which means if it bleeds we can kill it, right? So many WCFers who feel their names bring with it the treasures of the world… Wade had a fantastic year in 2018, give it to him, but then he allowed himself to “mercifully” carry the tag titles with the likes of Pasternak? I suppose gold is gold in his eyes… shit I almost forgot about another WCF has been, in Kyle Kemp being apart of Action Wrestling. He was so close to the top tearing it up with Spencer Adams and Link as Fightsmart… Now he looks to change his stars with a second chance in the Havoc Rumble. WCF didn't care enough about James Wolf (Some woman beater who had a thing for his sister once…) and NvL, (NvL being some fearsome foe at one point and has a sick red hand) to blink an eye at them showing up in AW, so there's that… Which in the end brings me to Alex Richard's, The LAST Guardian standing. He's built like a ring “general” eh? Built as tough and yet he still hasn't tasted success in a loooong ass time. But that's why he's here, right? That's why they're all here, to get ONE more shot at punching that ticket to the top… Simply put, it'll be a wasted trip for all involved.
(TFK)
The man who fought to the highest of his mental capacity and met his limit prematurely. Spencer Adams there will be no # movement for fighting hungry for you, bud. You got your fill, you had your run, and now you are destined to play supporting cast to the stars on the rise. It's okay, really… Action Wrestling needs you still and I have no doubt you will play your role with the poise of Denzel Washington and the couth of Eddie Murphy. Don't beat yourself or think low of yourself… It's still a paycheck right? You had my number the last time we battled… but i had you until your boys cost me my victory… A victory that would've finally made you realize who the hell TFK is… But that was then, right? We both have grown since then and at Havoc when we cross paths, I will remind you that what we had is far from over.
(TFK)
Lissie… For shame… You're not our only hope in this company. There's plenty of dimwitted individuals who are clueless to their surroundings and don't know shit about where Action Wrestling came from. Just know, this isn't The Field of Dreams, we didn't just build a ring with the assistance of Kevin Costner and make this dream come to life. We put blood, sweat, and tears into it and the payoff was the best damn competition this industry didn't realize it was missing. Welcome to Action Wrestling, you'll follow my directions if you want to stay relevant around here...
(TFK)
The odd men out… Hawkins, Pasternack, Beau, Kennedy, Estrella, Hazel, Wrestler X, and Holliday. Pasternack is in good company with Beachkrew and if it comes down to him and Holmes, he'll fold for his superior, but on the other hand I'd trust him as far as I could throw him. Something about Pasternak is screams no good rat who'll do anything to come out of a shitty situation unscathed. Casey is obviously a shining star amongst the turds in this category of opposition… She made more out of UCI in its afterlife than it ever was when it was open. She made their World title a sought after title and her reign can't be taken lightly. The only issue I see in Casey is that the UCI title isn't enough for her legacy… Oh no, she needs to rise to the top of Action Wrestling and she needs to win a World title while the company is still open to make herself feel special. I mean that's what is driving her now, right? She has to prove that she CAN be the face of a company while it's running on all cylinders, not a company being dragged along by a lackluster tacky strap. I don't need to speak the names again of the others in the category for obvious reasons… So onto the biggest thorn in my side.
(TFK)
Sammy Kidsgrove… The Netflix darling star who’s proven to be good at being directed on set… The stage is being erected as we head into Havoc and the story has already been written. Kidsgrove and TFK will meet nose to nose in that rumble and fans will tear the roof off by the sheer image. Our paths are forever intertwined, The Controlling Director and The Pompous Movie Star… It's truly a tale older than time itself. I will take much joy in putting him in his place and reminding him that THIS IS MY PICTURE! If he doesn't like it, then he can leave my SET!
Thad sits back in his chair and takes a sigh of relief. Thad turns toward the godlike camera.
(TFK)
Oh, hey… Sorry I was just flaming my opponents on the interweb. Got some fun memes from Zander to use and thought it'd be a different approach this year instead of doing the whole “casting” a movie thing. Still gold, but in the end, this was all about getting every single opponent's attention.
Thad smirks.
(TFK)
Action Wrestling, truth be told I have been gone and the picture has changed direction in my absence… Action Wrestling is in need of a reshoot and that reshoot starts at Havoc.
Thad shakes his head slightly.
(TFK)
So many names thrown into the hat hoping to be pulled and to have instant backing from the company… Everyone is going into Havoc feeling like this could be IT for them and let's say a random stooge survives Havoc to have their moment in the spotlight… The names I went over literally are the types of talents who would instantly peak. So why would Tort and Digger get behind those odds? Why even let the Karlie Nash's of the world compete only to know they'll never make it anywhere beyond their own limits? We have false bravado bitches like Lincoln Kuechly ramping up for what he assumes will be his best showing to date… Literally getting his career nowhere. Dandy already peaked at holding my US title and yet he still believes he's a special snowflake who deserves the world bowing at his drug riddled feet. Kidsgrove failed to put Dandy in his place and to open his eyes, so I suppose I must do it myself…
Thad shrugs.
(TFK)
Then again this entire reshoot, I'm now the director, writer, producer, and leading god damn man. I'll show Action Wrestling what it needs and everything else will fall back into place. This is your Director and I will be the Havoc Rumble winner of 2019.
Thad signs off, but the godlike camera shutters back to life as Jefferson King walks into shot.
(Jefferson King)
So how'd your cum shot compilation approach go? Did you give every opponent a bit of that King essence?
(TFK)
I'm back and it's high time I show each and everyone that I have no ring rust in sight. 2019 will be The Director's year and I will prove without a shadow of a doubt that I am THE FACE your mother will love and your company can get behind.
Jefferson rubs his chin and then pats Thad on the shoulder.
(Jefferson King)
You have moments, son… Not a lot of them, but there are moments where I see myself in you and I feel better about the King legacy. Continue on this path you have set yourself on and climb to the top, that'll be a measurement of success that I can be proud of. As cliche as it sounds, I'll say, go get them son.
Jefferson chuckles and Thad nods.
(TFK)
It's time to take the picture back, dad…
Both nod in agreement with each other as the godlike camera finally flickers out to black.