Revenge For My Friend On My Own
Apr 24, 2019 21:22:46 GMT -5
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Post by Alex Richards on Apr 24, 2019 21:22:46 GMT -5
Every corporation has their head office Action Wrestling is no different. But today is different. Alex Richards, and his associates his brother/cameraman Shaun, and his girlfriend Rebecca, have stormed the offices. But they haven't come alone Alex is pushing a shopping cart full of toys.
Normally carrying around the doctor's bag is enough. But you just get more stuff when you travel with a shopping cart.
Is that a battle axe? I approve of the battle axe!
Why do you have an axe?
You never know when you might need to make a new exit.
I like the blow torch.
That's mostly just for bbq.
A familiar looking man wearing a suit walks into the board room Alex has occupied.
John Stevens.. I requested you.
All that time we spent together I never told you my name.
That don't mean I didn't learn it. Never know when it might come in handy.
You were a lousy cameraman.
Jealous much?
Of you? Never.
No need to get nasty. It's awful nice of Jake to come see you.
John! I didn't have a choice. You barged into the building with your weapons of mass destruction, threatened to destroy the building if I didn't come meet you.
That's untrue. I actually wanted to meet Torture. Even called him. He said that he wasn't going to fight anymore fat boys because he hurt his hand the last time. So I told him Tom Brady was a cheater, he swore at me hung up the phone.
None of that is true!
Believe what you want but his ring tone is Hello by Adele. I didn't come here to make threats or destroy the place.
Awww... no fun.
Then why did you bring spray paint and gasoline?
I'm entering an art competition later. A few weeks ago I faced Casey Holiday. After she beat me I didn't show up to her house with a bunch of my toys did I? Of course not. Because that was in the name of competition. It wasn't personal. Now make no mistake I tried to rip Casey's head off her shoulders but I did it in a professional kind of way. I didn't do it because I was pissed off at her. This.. is because I'm angry.
Alex looks at the suit clad man an expression of malice on his face.
I'm not a beat around the bush kind of guy. I came to Action head offices because that's where my problems lie. Camilla fired L Verez supposedly by accident. Torture laughed about it. They don't seem to be upset about this. I am. L Verez was my friend. I was L's first tag team partner in wrestling. I was the man who brought L into the Guardians. I don't let people discard my friends... not without consequences at least. I will get my revenge... even if I have to burn the whole place down in order to get it!
Whoa! You're seriously going to risk the lives of..
Dude... it was a metaphor.
Alex looks strangely.
You really thought I was going to burn down the building?
From what I remember of you..
That is exactly why I demanded to see you. See if I burnt this building.. how would that help me get vengeance for L? I burn this place to ash. Yeah so? Action Wrestling has more then enough money to move to a new building. They also have insurance so it wouldn't even cost them any money. I would get arrested. Which isn't a big deal. Been there.. done that.
Don't get arrested.. again.
Then they fire me. What revenge is that? The Alex Richards you remembered.. TV champion Alex Richards.. that guy might have done that.. right?
Umm.. I don't know what you want me to say.
The truth.
You would have looked for a way out.
That Alex Richards wouldn't be here would he? That Alex Richards lost his Guardians and he lost his identity. That Alex was on his own he couldn't handle it. But that's not me... anymore. I learned that I don't need the Guardians to be a bad ass. That on my own... I'm an assault unit. I'm an army onto myself. I'm still loyal to my friends but I don't need anyone to help me fight my battles. I'm not going to get my revenge with an over the top act of violence outside of the ring.
Oh thank God.
For once I agree with you.
I'm going to get my revenge with an over the top act of violence INSIDE the ring. I wanted you to here to witness this. I want you to have footage of my threat assessment on the Havoc Rumble. I want them to know how badly they fucked up. You know what the single most important thing to winning the Havoc Rumble is?
Allies?
No.. proper motivation. Thanks to L's firing I have that proper motivation. I'm more motivated to win then anyone else in this match. Everyone else is just fighting for a world title shot. Everyone always talks about how they are going to earn their title shot. Blah boring Blah. Only one person is going to win and it ain't gonna be someone with such a cookie cutter motivation. Besides most of the people in this match.. they wouldn't know what to do with a world title shot if they got one. Spencer Adams, Wade Moor, myself are the only three people who are world champions in this match. If we're being fair you add Casey Holiday to the list. We are the only people who know what it takes to be world champion. Everyone else is just faking it until they make it. But they won't make it. So they fight for something that deep down they know they aren't ready for. People like the Talent Enhancers. I mean c'mon.. from the name alone you know they don't even expect to be world champion. Wrestler X.. some weapon X rip off. Most of the people who say they just want their shot at the world title. They really just want their 15 minutes of fame. They really just hope to eliminate a few people. Threat level... zero. Motivation is important.. I'll show that no one wants this more then me. Starting with..
Alex reaches into his shopping cart and pulls out a can of spray paint.. he immediately paints "Zombie Memories" on the wall.
You said you weren't gonna wreck the place!
Wreck the place? This is my art project. I won't do anymore spray painting.
Thank you.
Because you promised I could do it!
Fucking right I did!
Alex tosses the spray paint to Rebecca.. who goes through the shopping cart looking for other colors as Alex continues.
The second I returned to Action Z-Mac immediately pointed out how much he hated me. He's got a point. The night he won the UCI world championship he also lost the tag team championship to myself and Bonnie Blue. Furthermore we really ruined his celebration by breaking his arm in the course of that match. I guess I would hate me too. But he's going to hate me even more. Not only I am going to be the reason he doesn't win the Havoc Rumble but I'm going to break his arm again and this time I won't have to share the credit with anyone.
That's grisly.
It's McMorris.. he's a fast healer.
I left the UCI and went on to win another world title. Zombie came to Action and allowed some also ran nobody even remembers to fucking hack off his hand! Zombie dominated the 201 division. then moved up to the television division and dominated some more. Then moved up and realized he'd reached his limit. So he promptly joined a tag team instead. Congratulations Beau Blaze you are carrying literal dead weight. Next!
Rebecca grabs a spray can and begins to paint a crude but passable drawing of a man urinating.
Dandy Devito. Number one in the Rumble. Number one entering the rumble. But let's be real if you think Dandy and you think number 1.. you only think of piss. Yep bathroom humour. I'm getting on Dandy's level. Because to be honest everytime I hear him speak it sounds like he has a concussion. He probably does. The way he carries himself he's just begging to be punched. But he's the type who always thinks they got an angle. They always think they are getting one over on you. But Dandy isn't going to win the Havoc Rumble.. he doesn't really want to anyways. I've seen Dandy bait my old friend Sam Kidsgrove.. knowing full well that Sam can't get another title shot against him. Yet another stupid decision by Camilla. Devito knows that by targeting Sam that there won't be a serious challenger for his title because he's involved with someone who can't challenge for it. So that brings us to the Rumble. You think Dandy is the kind of guy who uses the fact he's number one as an excuse for losing? The real excuse.. he knows he can't beat Ryan Lockhart anyways, so once again he's content with his United States Title. Dandy has as much chance of winning the Havoc Rumble as the real Devito Danny did of winning an Oscar for Junior, Going Ape, or The Van. Don't worry though.. the end result is gonna be just as sad.
Rebecca grins as she uses black spray paint to make what appears to be a small blob.
Jared Holmes.. the smartest man in wrestling. Spent his whole career trying to win a world title. Finally won the WCF world title. Held it for two forgettable months losing to the Dion Whatshisnuts. Then he parlayed that into a job as the manager of the Beach Krew. Now he gets to take credit for everyone else's successes and when people fail.. it wasn't him that lost. Jared's dream job. That sums up Holmes career perfectly. Ride on the backs of more talented performers. That's why he entered the Havoc Rumble. Strength in numbers. He'll partner up with members of the Beach Krew. They will get some eliminations, ultimately he'll get eliminated but he's the part time wrestler, manager. He wasn't in it to win. Yada Yada. Jared Holmes... laziest asshole in wrestling. I can't wait until the Beach Krew finally wise up and get rid of their leech. Of course it's the Beach Krew.. odds are.. they never will. Which brings us to..
Alex's face gets redder.. he's obviously got some animosity towards..
Wade Moor. You cast a shadow on this match.. because you're huge. So am I. I'll let someone else make the fat jokes because what I think about him is no joke at all. Bonnie Blue abandoned The Guardians and left me to join John Rabid. Wade hasn't paid his share of that bill. Deep down I know that Bonnie turned on me because she believed I would have turned on her if she didn't. You know how she got that thought? Because of you Wade. You turned her to the dark side. Then you betrayed her. You taught Bonnie that love is fleeting.
That's kind of deep. Especially for you.
I got my revenge on John Rabid and on Bonnie Blue. After I defeated them neither of them have wrestled again. How about we go three for three Wade? I may be on my own but you fucked with the head of my former best friend. You changed her forever. And thought you would get away with it. You thought there would be no consequences. Fuck that Wade Moor. I'm coming for you. With a fury you wouldn't understand. Because you're a sociopath. You don't understand feelings. Well maybe you will after Havoc. Maybe I can beat some into you.
Rebecca spray paints in yellow happy face and the word "Guardians".
Not my Guardians. With the exception of Sam Kidsgrove. But to be honest Sam is going to be way too focused on Dandy Devito to be much of a threat to win this match. I hope you get your revenge for what it's worth. Then we have the power couple. Kennedy Mathews. You turned tail and left my old tag team partner Jay Omega in the lurch in the WCF Lethal Lottery tournament. I swore revenge. You remember that? I spend 15 minutes beating the holy hell out of your boyfriend Jaice Wilds because I couldn't get my hands on you. I could have ended that match at any time but I chose not to. See.. that's how loyal I am to my friends. You destroyed Jay's dreams of winning unfairly so I made damn sure Jaice would let you know how displeased I was. Now think about this.. I did that to someone who did nothing to me to prove a point. What do you think I'm going to do to you? You fucking spoiled princess. I wouldn't be surprised if you were really the mastermind behind the Doom Squad. Because you've always been in it for yourself. You let Jaice take the beating that was meant for you. Don't worry I have something special planned for you if you happen to square off against me in the Rumble. I'll show you what friendship and loyal are actually worth. Maybe you'll learn something.
Of course I wouldn't have given Jaice a savage beating like that if I truly considered him my Guardian brother. Because he wasn't. He was a cancer that joined the Guardians and caused it to rot. The Guardians used to stand for something.. Jaice joined the Guardians and it was just about titles and not anything else. The unity was gone. The adventures were gone. The Guardians became like a business. Like the other two stables in Action. We lost our way and in part that's your fault Wilds. That's why he's going to lose the Rumble. Because he's all about image. Jaice lost three times in a row to Ryan Lockhart. He fought his ass off I'll give him that. But ultimately lost. He knows he's never going to beat Ryan. He doesn't want to lose a fourth time. So when the time is right.. he's going to take the dive at the Rumble and spare himself the embarrassment. Like I said.. not a real Guardian. I hope I'm the one to cave his skull in. Probably it'll be the Doom Squad.
Rebecca writes the words UCI Champ in green paint.
Casey Holiday. You would think I'm not going to have anything bad to say about Casey. And you would be right. Casey has the talent to win the Rumble, she has the talent to be world champion. But she isn't going to. Her head.. it ain't quite right. She was able to dominate the UCI title division. But that's low pressure. Casey was able to handle that pressure... barely. When I faced Casey she went through all the nightmare scenes. All the ways things could have went wrong for her over the past few months. I'll get back to that. Casey has a secret. Casey thinks she's going to be given a world title shot for retiring the UCI world title. She's been talking about a world title shot for a few months now. That means that Casey has something no one else has in the Havoc Rumble. A safety net. Nobody else in the rumble is gonna get a title shot unless they win. Now.. Casey is a thinker. So she knows everyone else in this match is hungrier then her. Everyone else in this match has more to lose then she does. Casey could barely handle the pressure of one challenger at a time. Can Casey handle the pressure of 50 plus people at one time? Casey is going to buckle.. Casey is going to fall. Simple as that.
Rebecca quickly tags the words Jenny McCarthy.
Anti Vaxxer. Spencer Adams. The last time we faced off Spencer called me out on not being man enough to stop the Guardians from forcing me to act as their manager when I retired. Spence didn't get it. I wanted to be with the Guardians even though I wasn't wrestling because they were my friends. Spencer didn't understand that because his years in wrestling jaded him. He used to be one of wrestling's true nice guys. But that got him nowhere. So he hardened his heart and started using people to help him get ahead. He convinced himself it was okay because they would do the same to him. Spencer Adam's Fight Smart went to war with the Beach Krew. They lost. You know why? Because they were basically the same thing only more established. Spencer took the blueprint from the beach krew and applied them to his own krew. It failed because it didn't truly have an identity of it's own. The real question is.. why did you get so mad when Lincoln turned on you Spencer? When he took your final spot in the rumble. He was only following your lead. You may have won the match but Lincoln is the true spirit of Fight Smart. Think about that. Think about what you created Spencer. That's your legacy. You created a copy version of a legion of cheaters. Then think about why you're not winning the Havoc Rumble. That's why.
Rebecca tags some more words Sam Adams
I can't talk about Spencer without next talking about his partner Kyle Kemp. Who has basically done the opposite. He went from being the complete "Better then you" asshole to being a nice guy. I'd love to say it's because he's truly changed. But then I would be a sucker. No, Kyle reinvented himself because he realized what he was doing all those years wasn't working. That Kyle's results were mediocre at best. And that's being generous. One tag team reign. That's all you achieved. Spencer won the world title. Even Lincoln got a tv title. You got nothing on your own. So you decided change was good.. or did you. Maybe you just finally realized that you aren't really better then anyone. That your whole pompous attitude is just a joke. That everyone was secretly laughing at you. So lacking an original thought you just became old Spencer Adam and called it good. Nah bitch.. it ain't good. You used to be a pompous shitbird now you're just a fraud. Either version of you is really just a failure though. Don't worry you'll learn that at the rumble.
Rebecca piles on with the tag "It's your fault"
I'm real sorry for it too. I'm gonna talk about Bishop and Lincoln at the same time. Because they both have something in common. They both owe their success to me. Bishop is a three time television champion. But he was nothing in Action until he beat me. But at least he has a win over Gravedigger. At least Bishop won that tv title three times. Lincoln literally has the win over me.. and nothing else. But hey he's got a win over a world champion. That's something, right? Unfortunately neither of their careers can be summed up as anything more then right place, right time. Bishop beat Gravedigger once out of like 40 times when Digger was mostly retired. Lincoln.. wishes he accomplished that much. They aren't facing the Alex Richards they beat though. That guy is dead. They better hope they don't run into the real Alex in the Rumble. Because it will be brief for them. But it won't be painless that's for damn sure. Neither of them are serious threats to win the Rumble. Which is really sad in Lincoln's case considering he stole the final entry and people still don't consider him a real threat. That's how horrible he is. Bishop... people confuse him with his tag partner Priest and occasionally call him the Great Pumpkin after the Charlie Brown movie instead of the Great Destroyer. You get the respect you earn.. they ain't earned it.
Rebecca gets out the ref spray paint and in large bloody looking block letters writes... "RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bobby Rage. Mob Hitman.. obsessed with his truck.. steroid fanatic. I think that sums him up nicely. But I don't see much of a wrestling threat in that statement. Because Bobby is a huge jacked man with a child's mind. He's going to come into the Rumble destroy five or so people.. then what? Bullying the weak doesn't make you equipped to face the strong. Which is why you'll only be an afterthought when this is over.
Rebecca writes Rapid Fire
Beau Blaze.. good but not good experienced enough. Baz.. reminds me of a young me. But young me sucked as a wrestler. He sucks worse. It would be a lot of fun to party with him in his junkyard though. Lizzie Hope. I have great respect for female wrestlers. Lizzie has a lot of fire. She could be the next Casey Holiday. It took Casey years to get where she is. Hope is years away. Chris Santiago destroyed Brofessor Coach so I like him. Giant blowhard. So he's boned. Hazel literally got handed the tv title. Nobody is gonna hand her the Havoc Rumble bet on that. QDT wants to bang his own family not win the rumble. Sadly not a joke.
Alex looks at his watch,
The truth is I could talk all night and prove beyond a doubt that nobody in the Havoc Rumble is a true threat to my victory. But that's just overkill. I'm the only man in Action to have captured both the UCI and WCF World Championships. That means I was better then the best in the last two promotions I've been involved with. Action Wrestling is a new challenge but it's gonna have the same result. Do you believe that?
Stevens: To be honest... I'm on the fence.
Alex laughs.
You are a corporate suit. Always hedging your bets. But in a way you're right. The belt doesn't make the man. The man makes the belt. A title only means as much as you make it worth. So the question is, what do I stand for as a man, and as a champion?
Stevens: I don't know.
My last match during my first run in Action was against Sam Kidsgrove and L Verez. According to the record books I won the match. But records don't tell the story. I won that match because my fellow Guardians gave it to me. L took a dive and allowed herself to lose so I could get the retirement she thought I deserved. I remember that. L made sure I got the retirement I deserved. I'm going to do the same for her. I'm going to return the favour. I'm going to win the Havoc Rumble. I'm going to defeat Ryan Lockhart. Then I'm going to hand the championship to L. That way.. it will be her choice what happens next. Titles are great. But they only last so long. Sooner or later everyone loses them. Everyone knows this. But your friends.. your family.. that is forever. That's what I fight for. That's the difference between me and everyone else competing in the Havoc Rumble. They are all going to fight.. but in the end when they lose.. they know there will be another chance at the title. I don't get another chance to avenge L's firing. Not like this. When you have more to fight for.. more to lose then everyone else. It's real simple... just don't lose. I think we're done here.
Alex and company start leaving.
Wait! What am I supposed to do about all of this vandalism?
You guys brought this upon yourselves when you fired L. This is all your fault.. don't expect me to clean up your mess. I'm simply going to reap the rewards of vengeance at the Rumble.
Normally carrying around the doctor's bag is enough. But you just get more stuff when you travel with a shopping cart.
Is that a battle axe? I approve of the battle axe!
Why do you have an axe?
You never know when you might need to make a new exit.
I like the blow torch.
That's mostly just for bbq.
A familiar looking man wearing a suit walks into the board room Alex has occupied.
John Stevens.. I requested you.
All that time we spent together I never told you my name.
That don't mean I didn't learn it. Never know when it might come in handy.
You were a lousy cameraman.
Jealous much?
Of you? Never.
No need to get nasty. It's awful nice of Jake to come see you.
John! I didn't have a choice. You barged into the building with your weapons of mass destruction, threatened to destroy the building if I didn't come meet you.
That's untrue. I actually wanted to meet Torture. Even called him. He said that he wasn't going to fight anymore fat boys because he hurt his hand the last time. So I told him Tom Brady was a cheater, he swore at me hung up the phone.
None of that is true!
Believe what you want but his ring tone is Hello by Adele. I didn't come here to make threats or destroy the place.
Awww... no fun.
Then why did you bring spray paint and gasoline?
I'm entering an art competition later. A few weeks ago I faced Casey Holiday. After she beat me I didn't show up to her house with a bunch of my toys did I? Of course not. Because that was in the name of competition. It wasn't personal. Now make no mistake I tried to rip Casey's head off her shoulders but I did it in a professional kind of way. I didn't do it because I was pissed off at her. This.. is because I'm angry.
Alex looks at the suit clad man an expression of malice on his face.
I'm not a beat around the bush kind of guy. I came to Action head offices because that's where my problems lie. Camilla fired L Verez supposedly by accident. Torture laughed about it. They don't seem to be upset about this. I am. L Verez was my friend. I was L's first tag team partner in wrestling. I was the man who brought L into the Guardians. I don't let people discard my friends... not without consequences at least. I will get my revenge... even if I have to burn the whole place down in order to get it!
Whoa! You're seriously going to risk the lives of..
Dude... it was a metaphor.
Alex looks strangely.
You really thought I was going to burn down the building?
From what I remember of you..
That is exactly why I demanded to see you. See if I burnt this building.. how would that help me get vengeance for L? I burn this place to ash. Yeah so? Action Wrestling has more then enough money to move to a new building. They also have insurance so it wouldn't even cost them any money. I would get arrested. Which isn't a big deal. Been there.. done that.
Don't get arrested.. again.
Then they fire me. What revenge is that? The Alex Richards you remembered.. TV champion Alex Richards.. that guy might have done that.. right?
Umm.. I don't know what you want me to say.
The truth.
You would have looked for a way out.
That Alex Richards wouldn't be here would he? That Alex Richards lost his Guardians and he lost his identity. That Alex was on his own he couldn't handle it. But that's not me... anymore. I learned that I don't need the Guardians to be a bad ass. That on my own... I'm an assault unit. I'm an army onto myself. I'm still loyal to my friends but I don't need anyone to help me fight my battles. I'm not going to get my revenge with an over the top act of violence outside of the ring.
Oh thank God.
For once I agree with you.
I'm going to get my revenge with an over the top act of violence INSIDE the ring. I wanted you to here to witness this. I want you to have footage of my threat assessment on the Havoc Rumble. I want them to know how badly they fucked up. You know what the single most important thing to winning the Havoc Rumble is?
Allies?
No.. proper motivation. Thanks to L's firing I have that proper motivation. I'm more motivated to win then anyone else in this match. Everyone else is just fighting for a world title shot. Everyone always talks about how they are going to earn their title shot. Blah boring Blah. Only one person is going to win and it ain't gonna be someone with such a cookie cutter motivation. Besides most of the people in this match.. they wouldn't know what to do with a world title shot if they got one. Spencer Adams, Wade Moor, myself are the only three people who are world champions in this match. If we're being fair you add Casey Holiday to the list. We are the only people who know what it takes to be world champion. Everyone else is just faking it until they make it. But they won't make it. So they fight for something that deep down they know they aren't ready for. People like the Talent Enhancers. I mean c'mon.. from the name alone you know they don't even expect to be world champion. Wrestler X.. some weapon X rip off. Most of the people who say they just want their shot at the world title. They really just want their 15 minutes of fame. They really just hope to eliminate a few people. Threat level... zero. Motivation is important.. I'll show that no one wants this more then me. Starting with..
Alex reaches into his shopping cart and pulls out a can of spray paint.. he immediately paints "Zombie Memories" on the wall.
You said you weren't gonna wreck the place!
Wreck the place? This is my art project. I won't do anymore spray painting.
Thank you.
Because you promised I could do it!
Fucking right I did!
Alex tosses the spray paint to Rebecca.. who goes through the shopping cart looking for other colors as Alex continues.
The second I returned to Action Z-Mac immediately pointed out how much he hated me. He's got a point. The night he won the UCI world championship he also lost the tag team championship to myself and Bonnie Blue. Furthermore we really ruined his celebration by breaking his arm in the course of that match. I guess I would hate me too. But he's going to hate me even more. Not only I am going to be the reason he doesn't win the Havoc Rumble but I'm going to break his arm again and this time I won't have to share the credit with anyone.
That's grisly.
It's McMorris.. he's a fast healer.
I left the UCI and went on to win another world title. Zombie came to Action and allowed some also ran nobody even remembers to fucking hack off his hand! Zombie dominated the 201 division. then moved up to the television division and dominated some more. Then moved up and realized he'd reached his limit. So he promptly joined a tag team instead. Congratulations Beau Blaze you are carrying literal dead weight. Next!
Rebecca grabs a spray can and begins to paint a crude but passable drawing of a man urinating.
Dandy Devito. Number one in the Rumble. Number one entering the rumble. But let's be real if you think Dandy and you think number 1.. you only think of piss. Yep bathroom humour. I'm getting on Dandy's level. Because to be honest everytime I hear him speak it sounds like he has a concussion. He probably does. The way he carries himself he's just begging to be punched. But he's the type who always thinks they got an angle. They always think they are getting one over on you. But Dandy isn't going to win the Havoc Rumble.. he doesn't really want to anyways. I've seen Dandy bait my old friend Sam Kidsgrove.. knowing full well that Sam can't get another title shot against him. Yet another stupid decision by Camilla. Devito knows that by targeting Sam that there won't be a serious challenger for his title because he's involved with someone who can't challenge for it. So that brings us to the Rumble. You think Dandy is the kind of guy who uses the fact he's number one as an excuse for losing? The real excuse.. he knows he can't beat Ryan Lockhart anyways, so once again he's content with his United States Title. Dandy has as much chance of winning the Havoc Rumble as the real Devito Danny did of winning an Oscar for Junior, Going Ape, or The Van. Don't worry though.. the end result is gonna be just as sad.
Rebecca grins as she uses black spray paint to make what appears to be a small blob.
Jared Holmes.. the smartest man in wrestling. Spent his whole career trying to win a world title. Finally won the WCF world title. Held it for two forgettable months losing to the Dion Whatshisnuts. Then he parlayed that into a job as the manager of the Beach Krew. Now he gets to take credit for everyone else's successes and when people fail.. it wasn't him that lost. Jared's dream job. That sums up Holmes career perfectly. Ride on the backs of more talented performers. That's why he entered the Havoc Rumble. Strength in numbers. He'll partner up with members of the Beach Krew. They will get some eliminations, ultimately he'll get eliminated but he's the part time wrestler, manager. He wasn't in it to win. Yada Yada. Jared Holmes... laziest asshole in wrestling. I can't wait until the Beach Krew finally wise up and get rid of their leech. Of course it's the Beach Krew.. odds are.. they never will. Which brings us to..
Alex's face gets redder.. he's obviously got some animosity towards..
Wade Moor. You cast a shadow on this match.. because you're huge. So am I. I'll let someone else make the fat jokes because what I think about him is no joke at all. Bonnie Blue abandoned The Guardians and left me to join John Rabid. Wade hasn't paid his share of that bill. Deep down I know that Bonnie turned on me because she believed I would have turned on her if she didn't. You know how she got that thought? Because of you Wade. You turned her to the dark side. Then you betrayed her. You taught Bonnie that love is fleeting.
That's kind of deep. Especially for you.
I got my revenge on John Rabid and on Bonnie Blue. After I defeated them neither of them have wrestled again. How about we go three for three Wade? I may be on my own but you fucked with the head of my former best friend. You changed her forever. And thought you would get away with it. You thought there would be no consequences. Fuck that Wade Moor. I'm coming for you. With a fury you wouldn't understand. Because you're a sociopath. You don't understand feelings. Well maybe you will after Havoc. Maybe I can beat some into you.
Rebecca spray paints in yellow happy face and the word "Guardians".
Not my Guardians. With the exception of Sam Kidsgrove. But to be honest Sam is going to be way too focused on Dandy Devito to be much of a threat to win this match. I hope you get your revenge for what it's worth. Then we have the power couple. Kennedy Mathews. You turned tail and left my old tag team partner Jay Omega in the lurch in the WCF Lethal Lottery tournament. I swore revenge. You remember that? I spend 15 minutes beating the holy hell out of your boyfriend Jaice Wilds because I couldn't get my hands on you. I could have ended that match at any time but I chose not to. See.. that's how loyal I am to my friends. You destroyed Jay's dreams of winning unfairly so I made damn sure Jaice would let you know how displeased I was. Now think about this.. I did that to someone who did nothing to me to prove a point. What do you think I'm going to do to you? You fucking spoiled princess. I wouldn't be surprised if you were really the mastermind behind the Doom Squad. Because you've always been in it for yourself. You let Jaice take the beating that was meant for you. Don't worry I have something special planned for you if you happen to square off against me in the Rumble. I'll show you what friendship and loyal are actually worth. Maybe you'll learn something.
Of course I wouldn't have given Jaice a savage beating like that if I truly considered him my Guardian brother. Because he wasn't. He was a cancer that joined the Guardians and caused it to rot. The Guardians used to stand for something.. Jaice joined the Guardians and it was just about titles and not anything else. The unity was gone. The adventures were gone. The Guardians became like a business. Like the other two stables in Action. We lost our way and in part that's your fault Wilds. That's why he's going to lose the Rumble. Because he's all about image. Jaice lost three times in a row to Ryan Lockhart. He fought his ass off I'll give him that. But ultimately lost. He knows he's never going to beat Ryan. He doesn't want to lose a fourth time. So when the time is right.. he's going to take the dive at the Rumble and spare himself the embarrassment. Like I said.. not a real Guardian. I hope I'm the one to cave his skull in. Probably it'll be the Doom Squad.
Rebecca writes the words UCI Champ in green paint.
Casey Holiday. You would think I'm not going to have anything bad to say about Casey. And you would be right. Casey has the talent to win the Rumble, she has the talent to be world champion. But she isn't going to. Her head.. it ain't quite right. She was able to dominate the UCI title division. But that's low pressure. Casey was able to handle that pressure... barely. When I faced Casey she went through all the nightmare scenes. All the ways things could have went wrong for her over the past few months. I'll get back to that. Casey has a secret. Casey thinks she's going to be given a world title shot for retiring the UCI world title. She's been talking about a world title shot for a few months now. That means that Casey has something no one else has in the Havoc Rumble. A safety net. Nobody else in the rumble is gonna get a title shot unless they win. Now.. Casey is a thinker. So she knows everyone else in this match is hungrier then her. Everyone else in this match has more to lose then she does. Casey could barely handle the pressure of one challenger at a time. Can Casey handle the pressure of 50 plus people at one time? Casey is going to buckle.. Casey is going to fall. Simple as that.
Rebecca quickly tags the words Jenny McCarthy.
Anti Vaxxer. Spencer Adams. The last time we faced off Spencer called me out on not being man enough to stop the Guardians from forcing me to act as their manager when I retired. Spence didn't get it. I wanted to be with the Guardians even though I wasn't wrestling because they were my friends. Spencer didn't understand that because his years in wrestling jaded him. He used to be one of wrestling's true nice guys. But that got him nowhere. So he hardened his heart and started using people to help him get ahead. He convinced himself it was okay because they would do the same to him. Spencer Adam's Fight Smart went to war with the Beach Krew. They lost. You know why? Because they were basically the same thing only more established. Spencer took the blueprint from the beach krew and applied them to his own krew. It failed because it didn't truly have an identity of it's own. The real question is.. why did you get so mad when Lincoln turned on you Spencer? When he took your final spot in the rumble. He was only following your lead. You may have won the match but Lincoln is the true spirit of Fight Smart. Think about that. Think about what you created Spencer. That's your legacy. You created a copy version of a legion of cheaters. Then think about why you're not winning the Havoc Rumble. That's why.
Rebecca tags some more words Sam Adams
I can't talk about Spencer without next talking about his partner Kyle Kemp. Who has basically done the opposite. He went from being the complete "Better then you" asshole to being a nice guy. I'd love to say it's because he's truly changed. But then I would be a sucker. No, Kyle reinvented himself because he realized what he was doing all those years wasn't working. That Kyle's results were mediocre at best. And that's being generous. One tag team reign. That's all you achieved. Spencer won the world title. Even Lincoln got a tv title. You got nothing on your own. So you decided change was good.. or did you. Maybe you just finally realized that you aren't really better then anyone. That your whole pompous attitude is just a joke. That everyone was secretly laughing at you. So lacking an original thought you just became old Spencer Adam and called it good. Nah bitch.. it ain't good. You used to be a pompous shitbird now you're just a fraud. Either version of you is really just a failure though. Don't worry you'll learn that at the rumble.
Rebecca piles on with the tag "It's your fault"
I'm real sorry for it too. I'm gonna talk about Bishop and Lincoln at the same time. Because they both have something in common. They both owe their success to me. Bishop is a three time television champion. But he was nothing in Action until he beat me. But at least he has a win over Gravedigger. At least Bishop won that tv title three times. Lincoln literally has the win over me.. and nothing else. But hey he's got a win over a world champion. That's something, right? Unfortunately neither of their careers can be summed up as anything more then right place, right time. Bishop beat Gravedigger once out of like 40 times when Digger was mostly retired. Lincoln.. wishes he accomplished that much. They aren't facing the Alex Richards they beat though. That guy is dead. They better hope they don't run into the real Alex in the Rumble. Because it will be brief for them. But it won't be painless that's for damn sure. Neither of them are serious threats to win the Rumble. Which is really sad in Lincoln's case considering he stole the final entry and people still don't consider him a real threat. That's how horrible he is. Bishop... people confuse him with his tag partner Priest and occasionally call him the Great Pumpkin after the Charlie Brown movie instead of the Great Destroyer. You get the respect you earn.. they ain't earned it.
Rebecca gets out the ref spray paint and in large bloody looking block letters writes... "RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bobby Rage. Mob Hitman.. obsessed with his truck.. steroid fanatic. I think that sums him up nicely. But I don't see much of a wrestling threat in that statement. Because Bobby is a huge jacked man with a child's mind. He's going to come into the Rumble destroy five or so people.. then what? Bullying the weak doesn't make you equipped to face the strong. Which is why you'll only be an afterthought when this is over.
Rebecca writes Rapid Fire
Beau Blaze.. good but not good experienced enough. Baz.. reminds me of a young me. But young me sucked as a wrestler. He sucks worse. It would be a lot of fun to party with him in his junkyard though. Lizzie Hope. I have great respect for female wrestlers. Lizzie has a lot of fire. She could be the next Casey Holiday. It took Casey years to get where she is. Hope is years away. Chris Santiago destroyed Brofessor Coach so I like him. Giant blowhard. So he's boned. Hazel literally got handed the tv title. Nobody is gonna hand her the Havoc Rumble bet on that. QDT wants to bang his own family not win the rumble. Sadly not a joke.
Alex looks at his watch,
The truth is I could talk all night and prove beyond a doubt that nobody in the Havoc Rumble is a true threat to my victory. But that's just overkill. I'm the only man in Action to have captured both the UCI and WCF World Championships. That means I was better then the best in the last two promotions I've been involved with. Action Wrestling is a new challenge but it's gonna have the same result. Do you believe that?
Stevens: To be honest... I'm on the fence.
Alex laughs.
You are a corporate suit. Always hedging your bets. But in a way you're right. The belt doesn't make the man. The man makes the belt. A title only means as much as you make it worth. So the question is, what do I stand for as a man, and as a champion?
Stevens: I don't know.
My last match during my first run in Action was against Sam Kidsgrove and L Verez. According to the record books I won the match. But records don't tell the story. I won that match because my fellow Guardians gave it to me. L took a dive and allowed herself to lose so I could get the retirement she thought I deserved. I remember that. L made sure I got the retirement I deserved. I'm going to do the same for her. I'm going to return the favour. I'm going to win the Havoc Rumble. I'm going to defeat Ryan Lockhart. Then I'm going to hand the championship to L. That way.. it will be her choice what happens next. Titles are great. But they only last so long. Sooner or later everyone loses them. Everyone knows this. But your friends.. your family.. that is forever. That's what I fight for. That's the difference between me and everyone else competing in the Havoc Rumble. They are all going to fight.. but in the end when they lose.. they know there will be another chance at the title. I don't get another chance to avenge L's firing. Not like this. When you have more to fight for.. more to lose then everyone else. It's real simple... just don't lose. I think we're done here.
Alex and company start leaving.
Wait! What am I supposed to do about all of this vandalism?
You guys brought this upon yourselves when you fired L. This is all your fault.. don't expect me to clean up your mess. I'm simply going to reap the rewards of vengeance at the Rumble.