This is Lincoln’s world, you’re all just living in it
Mar 3, 2018 17:19:13 GMT -5
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Post by Lincoln Kuechly on Mar 3, 2018 17:19:13 GMT -5
This is Lincoln’s world, you’re all just living in it
Los Angeles, California
18:00
The scene opens up with a shot of a dark room. The camera pans around the dimly lit room with complete silence. The camera then pans a little further than before to reveal a man. The man is sat down on a chair and is looking down. He then puts on sunglasses. The room then suddenly lights up and music begins playing behind him. He stands up and looks in disdain at the camera. He then begins to speak.
Let’s get one thing for certain straight away. Lincoln Kuechly is not a good man. I am the definition of a bad man. I am a disgusting human being who you will not end up liking. I can guarantee you that. I am a cheater. I am a liar. I cannot be trusted. I do not respect anybody. The only person that I care about is myself. I am not the sort of friend you want to have. I am not the sort of company that you want to keep. I am a scumbag. This attitude of mine is necessary. I need to act like this to be successful. I have to be like this. I would apologise but I am not sorry about the way I act and the way that I treat people. In order to be the best version of myself, I need to make other people worse. It’s a incredibly efficient strategy really. It makes it easier to beat people if I am bringing them down to a level below me. I am a sinner. I drink, I smoke, I do drugs. I am not a role model. I have never been and I never will be. Let’s get one thing straight, I have never wanted to be. I am my own man. I don’t want stupid little kids to look up to me. I understand that they might think that I am a cool dude that they want to be like but I don’t want that. This is a message to any child watching. Don’t idolise me. Don’t grow up wanting to be me. Don’t attempt to be me. I am not a man you want to be. Follow some other spot monkey. I am anti-establishment, I know that is deemed as cool and interesting for some people. However, I am real about it. It isn’t just a front for Lincoln Kuechly, I am for real. It isn’t just a show in an attempt to be cool. I am a true believer in every single word that I utter out of my mouth.
I was lost, but now I am found. I’m going to tell you all a story. Sit down, grab a snack and listen up. This is a motivational story. This is one of those stories that is going to be placed over the top of strange footage on a youtube video. The sort of thing that fat people will watch to motivate them for their one gym session before giving it up and eating even more. You know exactly what sort of video I mean. This story doesn’t deserve to be over one of those videos though, it is much better than that. Listen up you parasites. I was once lost. I came out of college in my home country of England and I was lost. I was hopeless wandering for something that was able to reach a deep fulfilment inside of me. I was struggling. I was at my lowest point. I couldn’t seem to get an enjoyment out of anything I did. I was far too kind. People were taking advantage of me. They were taking my kindness for weakness and exploiting that for their own person gain. I needed to change. If I didn’t change, I knew that it would be the end of me. It would be the end of the story for Lincoln Kuechly. I would have been gone. The story would have closed on an unfinished book and it would have been a disaster. Thankfully for the world, I did change. I became a different man. I discovered professional wrestling. Professional wrestling changed me and I will change professional wrestling. I stopped being the guy that I was. I feel nothing at all. Emotionless is what I have been called. I now only care about myself. I don’t give a single shit about any other person in this world. I am the only man that exist. This is my world. This is Lincoln’s world, you’re all just living in it. I have finally found the thing in life that will fulfil me. Professional wrestling has turned me into the man that you see in front of you today. You have been blessed. Consider yourself lucky that you get to experience the birth of such an incredible man. A changed man. A better man. The Man Who Sold The World has arrived in Action Wrestling. You are so god damn lucky.
Revolution. What an apt time to make my debut here in Action Wrestling. The optimum time to witness the emergence of Lincoln Kuechly. This Pay Per View will signal the start of something. Something very special. It will be the birth of a star. A star will shoot into the sky and blossom into something very beautiful. This revolution will be televised. It will be shown in front of the entire world. The Action Wrestling Universe is blessed to witness the start of greatness. A new era is arriving in Action Wrestling. The Era of Kuechly. The beginning of a Revolution. Unfortunately for the sake of this company, I signed on the dotted line far too late to be placed in that World Championship tournament. That was a real tragedy for this company as it means that I won’t be their first world champion. That would be an absolute honour for the company and they don’t get to experience that. It’s okay though. Whoever wins that match can keep that title warm for me. They can experience the champion life become I rip it out of their grasp. I think I will just mill about around the company beating parasites.
My ascendency to the top of Action Wrestling begins at Revolution itself. Carnica Zefare has been mercilessly been chosen as my first opponent. Let’s just start off with the fact that I appear to be facing a woman. I’m not usually a man that enjoys beating women but I suppose I can make an exception for this match. I feel sorry for you darling. I promise you that I am not going to take pleasure in destroying you in this ring. If you listened to what I said earlier, you would know not to trust what I just said. I am going to take incredible pleasure in ripping you to shreds. This is your debut match as well. I want it to be a debut to remember for the both of us. For different reasons though, obviously. It will be remembered by Lincoln Kuechly as the arrival of a star here in Action Wrestling. For Carnica Zefare, on the other hand, it will be remembered as her one shot at a glory. Her one chance to show people what she was made of. Her chance to see her name in lights. The chance that she ultimately had ripped away from her by the merciless Lincoln Kuechly. That would be absolutely perfect. Being the professional that I am, I have done some research into my opponent. It’s necessary to do this in order to get a feel to the opponent. I don’t want to go into the match wearing a blindfold. I want to go in knowing some information about my opponent. I want to go in knowing things that enable me to hurl insults at my opponent. I enjoy verbally picking apart my opponent as I beat them. That’s a lot of fun for me. With my research, I unearthed what an absolute weirdo Carnica is. She is a circus freak. She is a fucking carnie. She is a scammer. She exploits people for her own gain. She is disgusting. She is a freak. Why are Action Wrestling putting their star performer in the ring with someone so dangerous? It’s ridiculous. I am insulted by the fact I have to face someone like this. It is stupid and is putting me at risk. She’s a fucking carnie you idiots. She could bring a knife to the ring. Who knows what kind of shit she is going to pull? I am going to make this match quick. I want to get the hell out of their before she does anything stupid.
After he finishes speaking, Lincoln Kuechly then takes off his sunglasses. The minute his sunglasses are removed the room goes back to being dark and the music abruptly stops. He once again sits back down and goes quiet. He then claps and the camera completely fades to black.