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Post by Wrestler X on Apr 7, 2019 16:39:30 GMT -5
AW's jobbers of yesteryear … where are they now? is on commercial break when the aw news logo appears on the screen with a picture of last weeks match with wrestler x :
<a authoritivate voice begins talking rapidly :
A breaking news story is one recently joining superstar might have sent in a look a like because she wasn't ready for her debut in AW
The unknown wrestler x is rumored to have sent in a ringer because she wasn't able to arrive on time to the event and the wrestling world at large says its not the first time she's done so ……
this anonymous source gives the scoop : "she's known to send people to fill-in for her when she's not going ot be there or just doesn't care about the match or doesn't want to show up ….. since no one knows what she looks like and from what I'm told there's no real way to tell either ……
She or the look alike was pinned in her debut last week ……
Will there be an investigation and what will happen if it is discovered she did so ?
AW officialdom has no comment at this time
AW news will keep you posted on more developments <theme music plays > and the jobbers of yesteryear comes back from messages
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Post by Alex Richards on Apr 7, 2019 16:51:44 GMT -5
Breaking news... Wrestler X is using a lame excuse for losing
Wait.. that's not breaking news at all.#ReturnofADick
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