Post by Bobby Rage on Feb 24, 2019 15:22:05 GMT -5
Rage is packing his big black suitcase on his bed and he zips it up and realizes a AW camera in his house.
Bobby Rage: This is exactly what I didn't want! Who the hell is Ultimate Destroyer? I threw Bishops big ass through a roll up garage door a few weeks ago, I've been beating down and injuring man after man on the damn roster that Camila throws at me and now I have Ultimate Destroyers fat tall ass thinking he can go toe to toe with me!?
Rage grabs his bag and pulls the handle up so he can roll it behind him down the hallway.
Bobby Rage: Destroyer says I'm an annoyance and he wants to take care of me. He can barely take care of himself! He has a green glow around him which means he bathes in a salt lake or some sort of alien river and that's not clean! I get clean wins, I'm ready to feast on this green glowing garbage and I don't care how he wants to be ended! A loud mouth punk bitch? You better watch what you're saying Destroyer because just like your plain jane wrestling name from 1999, I'm about to destroy you in the most ultimate way. You want a street fight? An ultimate destroyer type match? You must have not seen what I've been doing hte last few weeks because I can tip a damn truck over, I can definitely pick you up and throw your ass right through the damn stage!
Rage puts his bag by the door and goes into the kitchen and grabs his protein shake out of the refrigerator.
Bobby Rage: I'm the biggest and best monster Action Wrestling has and I'm undefeated and I'll always be undefeated because there is nothing anyone or anything can do to me! You're going to need an army, you're going to need a diesel truck to stop me! I'm ready to feast, Destroyer and I'm always hungry!!
Rage gulps down the rest of his shake and grabs his keys and glasses off the counter.
Bobby Rage: You think I'm a wanna be Destroyer? Do you smell toast, bro? Are you having a 10 year long stroke? What is your problem, Destroyer? I'm nothing like you! You can't even remember the name of the pay per view with all the damn chair shots to your head, and the green glow coming off your body! You need to stop taking bath salts and drink more clean water and maybe you'll have a shot at even putting me on my ass. But I'm here to tell you, you won't put me on my ass. I'm going to end you once and for all.
Rage grabs his bag and keys and puts his glasses on. He walks out the front door as the camera keeps the lead never letting Rage out of focus. Rage walks to his big lifted Contender truck and throws his bag in.
Bobby Rage: I'm going to say this. Whoever the hell that old ass veteran Tank Reaper is that keeps poking his head and face into my business, and Ultimate Destroyer who has now made his business my business, they're both going to get FEASTED ON this Sunday at Effinrager. You want weapons? Chairs? Cars? Ambulances? I don't care. Bring gasoline and fire, Destroyer, just bring your dumb slow ass so I can throw you around and show everyone why I should be Champion in Action Wrestling. Do you hear that Lockhart? I should be Champion and you know it! Destroyer you say you care only for rage and violence you better bring it because I've got a large appetite and it's like Thanksgiving dinner when I get you in the ring! You're steak, ribs, chicken, pasta and potatoes with all the fixins. I'm ready to eat, Destroyer so bring all you got cause I'm raging with furious hunger! Its time to travel east and FEAST! I'm the biggest. I'm the best. Destroyer is just the rest.
Rage closes the door and starts his big truck and drives off. The camera shuts down.
Bobby Rage: This is exactly what I didn't want! Who the hell is Ultimate Destroyer? I threw Bishops big ass through a roll up garage door a few weeks ago, I've been beating down and injuring man after man on the damn roster that Camila throws at me and now I have Ultimate Destroyers fat tall ass thinking he can go toe to toe with me!?
Rage grabs his bag and pulls the handle up so he can roll it behind him down the hallway.
Bobby Rage: Destroyer says I'm an annoyance and he wants to take care of me. He can barely take care of himself! He has a green glow around him which means he bathes in a salt lake or some sort of alien river and that's not clean! I get clean wins, I'm ready to feast on this green glowing garbage and I don't care how he wants to be ended! A loud mouth punk bitch? You better watch what you're saying Destroyer because just like your plain jane wrestling name from 1999, I'm about to destroy you in the most ultimate way. You want a street fight? An ultimate destroyer type match? You must have not seen what I've been doing hte last few weeks because I can tip a damn truck over, I can definitely pick you up and throw your ass right through the damn stage!
Rage puts his bag by the door and goes into the kitchen and grabs his protein shake out of the refrigerator.
Bobby Rage: I'm the biggest and best monster Action Wrestling has and I'm undefeated and I'll always be undefeated because there is nothing anyone or anything can do to me! You're going to need an army, you're going to need a diesel truck to stop me! I'm ready to feast, Destroyer and I'm always hungry!!
Rage gulps down the rest of his shake and grabs his keys and glasses off the counter.
Bobby Rage: You think I'm a wanna be Destroyer? Do you smell toast, bro? Are you having a 10 year long stroke? What is your problem, Destroyer? I'm nothing like you! You can't even remember the name of the pay per view with all the damn chair shots to your head, and the green glow coming off your body! You need to stop taking bath salts and drink more clean water and maybe you'll have a shot at even putting me on my ass. But I'm here to tell you, you won't put me on my ass. I'm going to end you once and for all.
Rage grabs his bag and keys and puts his glasses on. He walks out the front door as the camera keeps the lead never letting Rage out of focus. Rage walks to his big lifted Contender truck and throws his bag in.
Bobby Rage: I'm going to say this. Whoever the hell that old ass veteran Tank Reaper is that keeps poking his head and face into my business, and Ultimate Destroyer who has now made his business my business, they're both going to get FEASTED ON this Sunday at Effinrager. You want weapons? Chairs? Cars? Ambulances? I don't care. Bring gasoline and fire, Destroyer, just bring your dumb slow ass so I can throw you around and show everyone why I should be Champion in Action Wrestling. Do you hear that Lockhart? I should be Champion and you know it! Destroyer you say you care only for rage and violence you better bring it because I've got a large appetite and it's like Thanksgiving dinner when I get you in the ring! You're steak, ribs, chicken, pasta and potatoes with all the fixins. I'm ready to eat, Destroyer so bring all you got cause I'm raging with furious hunger! Its time to travel east and FEAST! I'm the biggest. I'm the best. Destroyer is just the rest.
Rage closes the door and starts his big truck and drives off. The camera shuts down.