Post by Bobby Rage on Feb 15, 2019 20:27:42 GMT -5
Bobby Rage is standing firm and tall against a hallway at a local small Action Wrestling live event where he's watching some of the wrestlers work in matches and study how they perform. He knows no matter what they'll all fall at the hands of Bobby Rage because he's the beast and monster of all beasts and monsters. Just then Nate Burleson from CBS comes up to Bobby asking some questions. Rage responds to each one with that look in his eyes that will murder any and all man who crosses him the wrong way.
Bobby Rage: I demanded a handicap match this week on Clash and I got what I wanted. You know, I keep making demands and I keep getting them do you know why? Because I don't play the politics like these other wrestlers want to play. I don't backstab, knife, or collude with other shitty wrestlers on chasing my dreams because I know at the end of the day I want to be the biggest and best and I am the biggest and best so I don't need anyone and I certainly don't want anyone. Now to really answer your question, yeah, I have two pieces of trash wrestlers aiming for me and I don't see a problem at all. Two on one, five on one, it doesn't matter because I'm hungry and I want a feast!
Bobby listens to the next question but is now slightly more frustrated.
Bobby Rage: I demanded a handicap match this week on Clash and I got what I wanted. You know, I keep making demands and I keep getting them do you know why? Because I don't play the politics like these other wrestlers want to play. I don't backstab, knife, or collude with other shitty wrestlers on chasing my dreams because I know at the end of the day I want to be the biggest and best and I am the biggest and best so I don't need anyone and I certainly don't want anyone. Now to really answer your question, yeah, I have two pieces of trash wrestlers aiming for me and I don't see a problem at all. Two on one, five on one, it doesn't matter because I'm hungry and I want a feast!
Bobby listens to the next question but is now slightly more frustrated.
Bobby Rage: John Hammers is a racist man who supports our president. I don't support any president. They're all trash and I will line all of them up and destroy each one. John Hammers can quote President Trump all he wants but when he gets into the ring there isn't a wall he can build, there isn't MAGA he can quote, and there isn't a red hat to save his ass. I'll break his legs, his arms, and then snap his neck with so much ease you'd think I was trying to impeach his insides from his bones.
Bobby fixes his sunglasses and listens to the next question.
Bobby Rage: Let me cut you off right there, Nate. Super Pig? There is nothing Super about him. He's just another name to a long list I'm going to keep true by putting his ass into the hospital. I hope Hammers and Super Pig are happy with their careers because live on CBS Sports Network on Monday Clash I will end them. They will be lucky to leave the ring with lungs that work. I'm going to defeat both of them and there isn't any one can do about it.
You want numbers? Some people focus on numbers and go 1, 2, 3, 4, but not me. I just force my hand down someones throat and take what I want. I don't care for numbers, Nate, I care about wins. The only number I want to hear is the number three when I win the match.
Bobby doesn't even let another question come out.
Bobby Rage: Did you see what I did to my opponent last week!? And did you see what I did to Bishop? I thought he was the big man on campus, I thought he was the BEAST of Action Wrestling. Well, I just showed you that he's a giant piece of cardboard that I can destroy with ease. You guys can make your predictions, make your jokes, and continue to ignore me on the internet, but I am here to stay. I'm the UNLEASHED BEAST. I'm the BIGGEST. I'm the BEST. And no one can stop me.
Bobby turns and peaks through the curtain to wrestlers cutting a promo in the ring at a live event house show. Nate asks him one last question.
Bobby Rage: Who do I have my eyes set on? Well, I can answer that pretty damn easily, Nate. Stop being stupid. You know what I want. You know what I'm here for.
Bobby turns back through the curtain and the camera does as well. It shows World Champion Ryan Lockhart cutting a promo with his bk boys. Bobby nods and begins to RAGE.
Bobby fixes his sunglasses and listens to the next question.
Bobby Rage: Let me cut you off right there, Nate. Super Pig? There is nothing Super about him. He's just another name to a long list I'm going to keep true by putting his ass into the hospital. I hope Hammers and Super Pig are happy with their careers because live on CBS Sports Network on Monday Clash I will end them. They will be lucky to leave the ring with lungs that work. I'm going to defeat both of them and there isn't any one can do about it.
You want numbers? Some people focus on numbers and go 1, 2, 3, 4, but not me. I just force my hand down someones throat and take what I want. I don't care for numbers, Nate, I care about wins. The only number I want to hear is the number three when I win the match.
Bobby doesn't even let another question come out.
Bobby Rage: Did you see what I did to my opponent last week!? And did you see what I did to Bishop? I thought he was the big man on campus, I thought he was the BEAST of Action Wrestling. Well, I just showed you that he's a giant piece of cardboard that I can destroy with ease. You guys can make your predictions, make your jokes, and continue to ignore me on the internet, but I am here to stay. I'm the UNLEASHED BEAST. I'm the BIGGEST. I'm the BEST. And no one can stop me.
Bobby turns and peaks through the curtain to wrestlers cutting a promo in the ring at a live event house show. Nate asks him one last question.
Bobby Rage: Who do I have my eyes set on? Well, I can answer that pretty damn easily, Nate. Stop being stupid. You know what I want. You know what I'm here for.
Bobby turns back through the curtain and the camera does as well. It shows World Champion Ryan Lockhart cutting a promo with his bk boys. Bobby nods and begins to RAGE.