QDT & WASABI SEGMENT DURING COMMERCIAL BREAKS
Feb 11, 2019 18:47:07 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 11, 2019 18:47:07 GMT -5
Wasabi is still in the ring after his match when scattered jeers from the fans are suddenly audible.
Chris Avery: Why are the fans booing Wasabi? They loved him a second ago...
Billy: They aren't booing HIM...
A figure appears behind Wasabi.
Billy: IT'S QDT! The 201 & Fun Champion! What's he doing out here?!
Quixote Della Torre pokes Wasabi on the shoulder. As the newcomer turns, the Champion cracks his title belt right into his face, laying him out instantly. QDT stomps on Wasabi incessantly to thunderous boos from the crowd. He pulls a mic out of his tights while continuing to beat down Wasabi.
Quixote: I like Wasabi! I like Wasabi! Wasabi tastes GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD.
Billy: What the...?! Quixote's lost the plot!
"The Guillotine" picks Wasabi up and plants him straight down with The Qui-DT. He kicks Wasabi out the ring.
Quixote: That was the shittest wasabi I've ever tried. Gonna give me diarrhoea later, blatantly. But look, this might seem a senseless random attack but it's not. Don't get me wrong - I love senselessness and randomness. I enjoy attacking people, especially old cripples and babies. Joking. I don't hurt old cripples.
Billy: This guy is totally sick.
Quixote: The purpose behind this Wasabi bashing is really quite simple. Ever since I won this 201 & Fun Title, both the first and current runs, I've vowed to elevate this division.
Some cheers break the heat slightly and a "201" chant starts.
Quixote: Well I'm here to publicly RENOUNCE MY VOW. I am not here to BUILD 201, I'm here to TEAR IT DA FUCK DOWN. It's always been my mission deep down; I just didn't realise it. Look at the evidence. Who have I faced? Jaice Wilds has fleed from the shark infested waters to go play with the Beach Boys #BitchCrew. Ms. Monster has returned to Frankenstein's lab to be put down. Teddy Geisel, or whatever his stupid ass name was, has rapped himself so tightly his ballbag's round his neck and cutting off blood supply to his miniscule brain. Roderick Cage is back in hibernation; no longer showing up like a tampon on his monthly PMS cycle but gone into menopause. Super Spicy Jr. seems to have TIKKAn a permanent break. Get it - TIKKA as in curry? Yes, I'm awesome. Hold your hysterics. Abbi Stein... who?! Preston Edwards is "pressed on" the bottom of my shoe somewhere. It's the end of the day for Vasillis Knight.
Chris Avery: This is awful. Someone needs to save us from these puns.
Quixote: I will dominate this division like it's my personal prison shower. Wasabi, Rita Stevens, hell DiVito if he can drop 14 pounds off his fat ass, come back Zombie Mac, whoever wants to play. Y'all better pucker up your anuses because I'm coming for you like a mighty great big sybian.
As "The Warmth" by Incubus plays, QDT leaves to a chorus of resounding boos. Wasabi stirs and starts to get up, looking perplexed.
Chris Avery: Why are the fans booing Wasabi? They loved him a second ago...
Billy: They aren't booing HIM...
A figure appears behind Wasabi.
Billy: IT'S QDT! The 201 & Fun Champion! What's he doing out here?!
Quixote Della Torre pokes Wasabi on the shoulder. As the newcomer turns, the Champion cracks his title belt right into his face, laying him out instantly. QDT stomps on Wasabi incessantly to thunderous boos from the crowd. He pulls a mic out of his tights while continuing to beat down Wasabi.
Quixote: I like Wasabi! I like Wasabi! Wasabi tastes GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD.
Billy: What the...?! Quixote's lost the plot!
"The Guillotine" picks Wasabi up and plants him straight down with The Qui-DT. He kicks Wasabi out the ring.
Quixote: That was the shittest wasabi I've ever tried. Gonna give me diarrhoea later, blatantly. But look, this might seem a senseless random attack but it's not. Don't get me wrong - I love senselessness and randomness. I enjoy attacking people, especially old cripples and babies. Joking. I don't hurt old cripples.
Billy: This guy is totally sick.
Quixote: The purpose behind this Wasabi bashing is really quite simple. Ever since I won this 201 & Fun Title, both the first and current runs, I've vowed to elevate this division.
Some cheers break the heat slightly and a "201" chant starts.
Quixote: Well I'm here to publicly RENOUNCE MY VOW. I am not here to BUILD 201, I'm here to TEAR IT DA FUCK DOWN. It's always been my mission deep down; I just didn't realise it. Look at the evidence. Who have I faced? Jaice Wilds has fleed from the shark infested waters to go play with the Beach Boys #BitchCrew. Ms. Monster has returned to Frankenstein's lab to be put down. Teddy Geisel, or whatever his stupid ass name was, has rapped himself so tightly his ballbag's round his neck and cutting off blood supply to his miniscule brain. Roderick Cage is back in hibernation; no longer showing up like a tampon on his monthly PMS cycle but gone into menopause. Super Spicy Jr. seems to have TIKKAn a permanent break. Get it - TIKKA as in curry? Yes, I'm awesome. Hold your hysterics. Abbi Stein... who?! Preston Edwards is "pressed on" the bottom of my shoe somewhere. It's the end of the day for Vasillis Knight.
Chris Avery: This is awful. Someone needs to save us from these puns.
Quixote: I will dominate this division like it's my personal prison shower. Wasabi, Rita Stevens, hell DiVito if he can drop 14 pounds off his fat ass, come back Zombie Mac, whoever wants to play. Y'all better pucker up your anuses because I'm coming for you like a mighty great big sybian.
As "The Warmth" by Incubus plays, QDT leaves to a chorus of resounding boos. Wasabi stirs and starts to get up, looking perplexed.