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Post by Jared Holmes on Feb 11, 2019 18:18:14 GMT -5
Well good luck you fukken loser, Jaice. This match is entirely stacked in your favor: no #BeachKrew and all of your idiot friends outside to help you. I cannot think of a more hilarious stipulation for how much it makes you look like a chump. Consider the outcomes:
a) After months of talking shit about how Lockhart’s reign is “illegitimate”, you gladly kiss the ass of management who has chosen to arbitrarily screw Ryan DESPITE THAT WE LEGITIMATELY EARNED THE RIGHT TO BOOK THIS PPV. With the help of your little fun bunch, you screw Ryan and become champion. I’d call you a sickening hypocrite, but your Sarah Huckabee-ass will definitely figure out the most retarded way to spin it. (This is the least likely scenario) b) In spite of having the deck stacked against him, Ryan Lockhart buries you anyway. Your entire career is ruined and you are publicly humiliated as the toothless loser you are. (This is the most likely scenario)
I’d feel bad for you if I didn’t find you so fucking annoying. Just remember when shopping for your funeral suit that you’ll need boots with at least a foot of lift in the sole to be able to look Ryan in the eye.
Hugs and Kisses, Jared Holmes #GetSonned
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Post by Jared Holmes on Feb 11, 2019 18:19:20 GMT -5
P.S. With this stipulation so ruinous to Wilds’s reputation, I feel obligated to thank Camila Gonzales. Valentine’s Day is this week – let me thank you by allowing you to take me out to dinner.
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Alexander Pasternak
Professional Wrestler
Disappointing diamonds are the rarest of them all.
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Post by Alexander Pasternak on Feb 11, 2019 18:26:28 GMT -5
@theurchinprince and when Ryan teabags this fuckin midget under these circumstances he'll turn around and bloviate about how Ryan has earned his 'respect' as if that means anything to anyone at all lmfao
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Lockhart
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Playtime is over.
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Post by Lockhart on Feb 11, 2019 18:43:56 GMT -5
@hartofthesea
The best part? They probably think I'm afraid.
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Post by Wade Moor on Feb 11, 2019 18:56:24 GMT -5
@godnilla
that’s why Camilla a ride or die bitch tho
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Lockhart
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Playtime is over.
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Post by Lockhart on Feb 11, 2019 21:28:44 GMT -5
@hartofthesea
In other news, lets all put some respect on Young Snak's name. These scrubs fighting on my undercard be talking about "Pasternak who? Has he done anything here? He's just riding #bk to success" yet the man just pinned ZMAC who according to these same fuccbois is some god amongst men out here LMAO.
Jaice about to get murked three weeks in a row. And The Guardians are supposed to be a threat how exactly?
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Post by Wade Moor on Feb 12, 2019 0:18:47 GMT -5
@godnilla
I always knew Yung PasteyNeck was goin places
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Post by Jaice Wilds on Feb 12, 2019 2:36:54 GMT -5
@guardianwilds
Breaking News: #BeachKrew launches post-match assault on Number One Contender; Wilds still stands after being cornered and is blasted with another chair shot by current champion. Experts suggest fear building within Lockhart after Wilds' true potential is released during tag match. Sources say Lockhart might just literally shit himself in the event Wilds defeats irrelevant #BeachKrew member this week.
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Lockhart
Professional Wrestler
Playtime is over.
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Post by Lockhart on Feb 12, 2019 3:28:47 GMT -5
@hartofthesea
Can someone translate what this guy is saying I don't speak 201 and Fun Division.
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Post by Jared Holmes on Feb 12, 2019 3:36:25 GMT -5
@6ix6od6hark
Rough Translation; “I’m gonna eat shit but I’m gonna keep spinning until that time comes. Also, all the members of #BeachKrew are #daddyAF and can get it. This is what I, Jaice Wilds, firmly believe.”
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Lockhart
Professional Wrestler
Playtime is over.
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Post by Lockhart on Feb 12, 2019 3:39:31 GMT -5
@6ix6od6hark Rough Translation; “I’m gonna eat shit but I’m gonna keep spinning until that time comes. Also, all the members of #BeachKrew are #daddyAF and can get it. This is what I, Jaice Wilds, firmly believe.” @hartofthesea Damn bruh that was some heartwarming stuff. Thanks, Jaice. Just for that I'll let you get a couple two counts on me.
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