Post by Ultimate Destroyer on Feb 10, 2019 17:17:26 GMT -5
<destroyers bored and aggravated and stomping around like a madman seeing hes fighting for the tv title for the whats possibly 30th time in 3 months and hes come close but hasn't won it yet and hes pretty damn tired of it whishing hed win the damn thing so he could retire it and make them come up with a new title and he peers at the screen telling him whos got it this week and groans which sounds like something large is painfully dying ever so slowly
he Stomps over to the little recording corner that AW set up for him and hits play to give his opinion on the matter which isn't anything cheerful...>
A lot of people will see this and say "you get a shot at the tv title like once or twice a month A lot of the scroungy bastards that infect this fed like fleas on the scrotum of a desert camel don't even get that much why ya bitchin ?
Well heres what I say its bad enough that im fighting for what seems to be the title that seems to mean "this person has just enough talent and makes money so well put the tin-foil on them for a pat on the head and they can think they're valued when there glorified clowns slightly above the 201 curtain jerkers really "
Maybe Matthews was right when she tossed it in the trash saying it was a dead end title..... But here we are again .. And to top it off I gotta fight some bimbo twit that thinks shes some sort of superhero from outer space … I think weve fought before ….. I just hope shes as immortal as she thinks she is because I wouldn't mind beating someone to near death for several hours ……. I haven't had a real punching bag in ages
So maybe ill over look my distain of such crap as titles winning losing and other such bullshit so I can win murder some people over it and them when I tire of it then bury it under a soon to be parking lot somewhere.....although they'll just make a new one ….at least it wont be the same damn 5 or 6 people fighting for it for all eternity ya know ?
Although if I kill everyone whos in line for it ill be champ forever champ and never have to hear about it unless someone mentions it in a promo or something Hell maybe it get the bosses ot make it a hardcore no dq title just to give it some balls and make it exciting for a while
So maybe ill win this time or maybe I wont I'll just try ot make the damn match entertaining and worry about it later I guess at least if I love it will be another few weeks before I have to hear about it yet again … and who knows maybe ill hit ms superhero back to reality and get bonus points or maybe just send her back to her home planet....
Anyways enough of this damn rambling and its time to see who lives or who dies and get the damn match out of the way and move on
<he tosses the mike down and waits for the truck to take him to the match impatiently as if he's irritated and distracted by something else>
he Stomps over to the little recording corner that AW set up for him and hits play to give his opinion on the matter which isn't anything cheerful...>
A lot of people will see this and say "you get a shot at the tv title like once or twice a month A lot of the scroungy bastards that infect this fed like fleas on the scrotum of a desert camel don't even get that much why ya bitchin ?
Well heres what I say its bad enough that im fighting for what seems to be the title that seems to mean "this person has just enough talent and makes money so well put the tin-foil on them for a pat on the head and they can think they're valued when there glorified clowns slightly above the 201 curtain jerkers really "
Maybe Matthews was right when she tossed it in the trash saying it was a dead end title..... But here we are again .. And to top it off I gotta fight some bimbo twit that thinks shes some sort of superhero from outer space … I think weve fought before ….. I just hope shes as immortal as she thinks she is because I wouldn't mind beating someone to near death for several hours ……. I haven't had a real punching bag in ages
So maybe ill over look my distain of such crap as titles winning losing and other such bullshit so I can win murder some people over it and them when I tire of it then bury it under a soon to be parking lot somewhere.....although they'll just make a new one ….at least it wont be the same damn 5 or 6 people fighting for it for all eternity ya know ?
Although if I kill everyone whos in line for it ill be champ forever champ and never have to hear about it unless someone mentions it in a promo or something Hell maybe it get the bosses ot make it a hardcore no dq title just to give it some balls and make it exciting for a while
So maybe ill win this time or maybe I wont I'll just try ot make the damn match entertaining and worry about it later I guess at least if I love it will be another few weeks before I have to hear about it yet again … and who knows maybe ill hit ms superhero back to reality and get bonus points or maybe just send her back to her home planet....
Anyways enough of this damn rambling and its time to see who lives or who dies and get the damn match out of the way and move on
<he tosses the mike down and waits for the truck to take him to the match impatiently as if he's irritated and distracted by something else>