Post by Talent Enhancers on Feb 4, 2019 19:25:15 GMT -5
(We are at the playground where the duo plays ball and the laptop is filming from the hood of their sweet fucking El Camino.)
Jordan Lee
Told ya'll!! I don't know why you all won't listen but we mUFFACKKIN told ya'll!
Timothy James
And what we said was simple. We aint waiting for hand outs like snowflakes, we ain't waiting for Camila to give us our moments.
Jordan Lee
Naaahhhh
Timothy James
We're gonna take our moments. Thats what we do now!
Jordan Lee
Hajeet and Petrov, sorry but not sorry, ya'll had it coming anyway.
Timothy James
Seriously, what have you guys done anyway? Like nothing. You aint real friends, you aint real tag team, so ya'll can bite my dong and get lost.
Jordan Lee
Have fun drinking medicine slurpees every night in the hospital cause ya'll got DUNKED on.
Timothy James
This week they giving us The Flippys.
Jordan Lee
Wickywicky Tricky Ricky?!
Timothy James
The Flippys, bro.
Jordan Lee
Ay dios mio big boy Lio?!
Timothy James
Ya'll can flip, front, pattywhack a mole but this Monday on Clash your guys party train is hitting this brick wall.
Jordan Lee
Ricky gon' be dropped on his head. Bladow.
Timothy James
The fun time is over.
Jordan Lee
Lio gon' be dropped on his head. Goodnight.
Timothy James
And when we're done forcefully flipping you guys through the air and breaking your necks, we'll be rightful number one contenders to the Tag Team Championships.
Jordan Lee
Yo, was up with Wade duckin' us!?
Timothy James
Out of all the nice things we did for poor ol fat boy. We got that guy some donuts once.
Jordan Lee
Bagels with extra cream cheese too
Timothy James
And that fat faggot wanna duck us, act like we're nothing and go straight for the Champs? Psh.
Jordan Lee
Don't matter. We gon' keep taking moments. Thats our thing.
Timothy James
We're busting heads, breaking necks, and this Monday, the Flippy Faggots will be flippin out over who is going to pay the hospital bill.
Jordan Lee
$5 on Ricky not wanting to pay it. Slick Rick don't pay shit, bitch.
Timothy James
See ya at Clash, or we can throw down before that if ya want. Peace.
(The scene cuts out)
Jordan Lee
Told ya'll!! I don't know why you all won't listen but we mUFFACKKIN told ya'll!
Timothy James
And what we said was simple. We aint waiting for hand outs like snowflakes, we ain't waiting for Camila to give us our moments.
Jordan Lee
Naaahhhh
Timothy James
We're gonna take our moments. Thats what we do now!
Jordan Lee
Hajeet and Petrov, sorry but not sorry, ya'll had it coming anyway.
Timothy James
Seriously, what have you guys done anyway? Like nothing. You aint real friends, you aint real tag team, so ya'll can bite my dong and get lost.
Jordan Lee
Have fun drinking medicine slurpees every night in the hospital cause ya'll got DUNKED on.
Timothy James
This week they giving us The Flippys.
Jordan Lee
Wickywicky Tricky Ricky?!
Timothy James
The Flippys, bro.
Jordan Lee
Ay dios mio big boy Lio?!
Timothy James
Ya'll can flip, front, pattywhack a mole but this Monday on Clash your guys party train is hitting this brick wall.
Jordan Lee
Ricky gon' be dropped on his head. Bladow.
Timothy James
The fun time is over.
Jordan Lee
Lio gon' be dropped on his head. Goodnight.
Timothy James
And when we're done forcefully flipping you guys through the air and breaking your necks, we'll be rightful number one contenders to the Tag Team Championships.
Jordan Lee
Yo, was up with Wade duckin' us!?
Timothy James
Out of all the nice things we did for poor ol fat boy. We got that guy some donuts once.
Jordan Lee
Bagels with extra cream cheese too
Timothy James
And that fat faggot wanna duck us, act like we're nothing and go straight for the Champs? Psh.
Jordan Lee
Don't matter. We gon' keep taking moments. Thats our thing.
Timothy James
We're busting heads, breaking necks, and this Monday, the Flippy Faggots will be flippin out over who is going to pay the hospital bill.
Jordan Lee
$5 on Ricky not wanting to pay it. Slick Rick don't pay shit, bitch.
Timothy James
See ya at Clash, or we can throw down before that if ya want. Peace.
(The scene cuts out)