Post by Zombie McMorris on Feb 3, 2019 16:59:17 GMT -5
ADUB
Tag Team Championship
Cowboys from Hell
Vs.
Red White and Bruised
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Chapter I: Oh my Raab
Sasha Raab, 14 years old. Shoulder length brunette hair. The Strawberry-RAWberry lip gloss with the hint of glitter. The daughter of a monster. The daughter of a punk ass bitch. She is thin, the flowering body of a woman. This is not the eye of affection or infatuation, just an eye of knowing where to hit them the hardest. Lord Raab, WCF wrestler, crying like a bitch because a woman barely 20 mentioned his son. Karlie Nash, use your cougar magic. The women, the women, how much for your women? If you could, after this week, bring this girl to me for… aggressive promo research. If anything, I am a aggressive force of nature when it comes to this industry and Lord Raabs kids are in a very dangerous position - missionary and know that your boi is on a mission. Ol Z is on a mission and the Cowboys are on a mission. We on a mission to be the best tag team champions in ADUB. As much of an outcast odd couple that we are, we are making it work because we understand that the goals are bigger than ourselves. This week, Red, White and Bruised, you got yourself a non-title match. Truthfully its not worth it for you to get your ass beat in a non title match. You got a lot to lose this week when the two lesbos get run through by these proud amazonian, wankandian warriors. I know that the Talent Enhancers want thier shot after what they did last week but let me tell you that all they did was anger the honey badger. Although, that's for another time. This week, Nash and Vaugn, The coked Up mad man and the Bull Frog are going to rip you to pieces.
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Chapter II: Ballad of White Steven
Am I supposed to be taken back by red white and bruised, the all american females. Bah, nah. No way No how. I’m one of the best US champions there is out there, certainly Z-Merica can back me up in this. Blaze and I are American heros, American treasures and we will successfully defend our tag team name this week against the woman who cant do anything for herself and well, I guess Vaughn is her co-hort? Strange business On this day, the day of the Super Bowl where my boi, White Steven goes for his 6th superbowl ring, we both stride to be the best in our fields. Karlie, prepare to get ripped a new axe wound. Blaze and I are going to hit you with the 8 seconds to hell and then it’ll be all she wrote for you sad lezbos. Your chances at the tag belts are fading fast. Like my brother, White Steven, Tom Brady we are legends in our own time and we are hated for it. Hate me, Nash. Hate me for all that I stand for, for things that you can never be. You jelly twat. I'm going to end you soon enough
Conquer. The. cowboys
Tag Team Championship
Cowboys from Hell
Vs.
Red White and Bruised
________________________________
Chapter I: Oh my Raab
Sasha Raab, 14 years old. Shoulder length brunette hair. The Strawberry-RAWberry lip gloss with the hint of glitter. The daughter of a monster. The daughter of a punk ass bitch. She is thin, the flowering body of a woman. This is not the eye of affection or infatuation, just an eye of knowing where to hit them the hardest. Lord Raab, WCF wrestler, crying like a bitch because a woman barely 20 mentioned his son. Karlie Nash, use your cougar magic. The women, the women, how much for your women? If you could, after this week, bring this girl to me for… aggressive promo research. If anything, I am a aggressive force of nature when it comes to this industry and Lord Raabs kids are in a very dangerous position - missionary and know that your boi is on a mission. Ol Z is on a mission and the Cowboys are on a mission. We on a mission to be the best tag team champions in ADUB. As much of an outcast odd couple that we are, we are making it work because we understand that the goals are bigger than ourselves. This week, Red, White and Bruised, you got yourself a non-title match. Truthfully its not worth it for you to get your ass beat in a non title match. You got a lot to lose this week when the two lesbos get run through by these proud amazonian, wankandian warriors. I know that the Talent Enhancers want thier shot after what they did last week but let me tell you that all they did was anger the honey badger. Although, that's for another time. This week, Nash and Vaugn, The coked Up mad man and the Bull Frog are going to rip you to pieces.
_______________________________
Chapter II: Ballad of White Steven
Am I supposed to be taken back by red white and bruised, the all american females. Bah, nah. No way No how. I’m one of the best US champions there is out there, certainly Z-Merica can back me up in this. Blaze and I are American heros, American treasures and we will successfully defend our tag team name this week against the woman who cant do anything for herself and well, I guess Vaughn is her co-hort? Strange business On this day, the day of the Super Bowl where my boi, White Steven goes for his 6th superbowl ring, we both stride to be the best in our fields. Karlie, prepare to get ripped a new axe wound. Blaze and I are going to hit you with the 8 seconds to hell and then it’ll be all she wrote for you sad lezbos. Your chances at the tag belts are fading fast. Like my brother, White Steven, Tom Brady we are legends in our own time and we are hated for it. Hate me, Nash. Hate me for all that I stand for, for things that you can never be. You jelly twat. I'm going to end you soon enough
Conquer. The. cowboys