Post by Talent Enhancers on Jan 28, 2019 23:45:39 GMT -5
(We are in the scene of the ran down apartment in San Diego that the Talent Enhancers still occupy. They're drinking Bangs and poundin' fists and speak directly into the laptop camera recording their own promotional video for Action Wrestling.)
Timothy James
Oh did you like that last night uglies and ugliers?!
Jordan Lee
HAHAHA just like this can, we came back LIKE A BANG!
Timothy James
You see we had to take a break for a little while and really sit down and think about our future plans!
Jordan Lee
Were we always destined to just be midcarders or were we destined to be the best damn tag team Action Wrestling has ever seen!?
Timothy James
So we came home after we lost yet again to those homos Felix Stapler and Reece Shaws, and brothers let me tell you something, it stings to lose, but it stings even more to lose to some homos who watch RENT all night, scratch the lotterys and smoke funny cigarettes.
Jordan Lee
So we demanded better shots, better matches and we were told no. So we went home on a break, we said it was medical leave, hahahah, yeah medical leave.
(The two of them do the universal sign for smoking pot.)
Timothy James
We thought long and hard what is we doing wrong, baby? We live in this shitty apartment still, we drive that ol El Camino still, we love Bud Lights, checkin' the hotters, and grappling inside the ring..
Jordan Lee
What could we possibly be doing wrong?!
Timothy James
Then it hit us..
Jordan Lee
Hit us like a couple bricks that them Lakers be throwin' up.
Timothy James
It wasn't us and our wrestling, it was us bending over backwards for those stupid fans and trying to make our opponents look good!
Jordan Lee
How many times we say nice things about our opponents? How many times we show respect? How many times we do whatever the bosses tell us?
Timothy James
Too many to count JayLee, too damn many to count!
Jordan Lee
Thats just it, so we stopped that shit and we decided to pay Action Wrestling a little visit last night at Revolution! You want to start year 2 of AW, then you're going to need the two sweetest, flyest, stiffest, looking mofo's in the North America baybaybayyyyy, and so thats what we did!
Timothy James
Your head hurtin' Haj? You got some oil for that android face of yours Petrov?!
Jordan Lee
Hows your bronco buckin', Blazey boy?! Zombie McFaggen, you all good in the hood?
Timothy James
You're officially on notice, all of you. This tag team division isn't safe with us in it boys and gals.
Jordan Lee
We're not in the division with you.. You're in the division with us!
Timothy James
So we got Hajeet and Petrov this week on Clash for our first match back and I can't wait!
Jordan Lee
We've been best friends since five years old, thats over twenty years ago. You illegal aliens haven't been friends for maybe 2 years and half the time none of us understand what you're even saying or doing!
Timothy James
Just show up on Clash and let us do what we usually do.
Jordan Lee
That's seek and destroy. Heat seeker, baby, this lasers locked for you, Haj.
Timothy James
When I'm done with you Petrov, you're gonna blow up bigger than Samsung, son.
Jordan Lee
Royal Family, Friendships, Shadowlove and his wife, and whoever else is in this Tag Team Division just remember who you're messing with..
Timothy James
We're enhanced talent, papi's, we're killers in bro tanks. Come find us.
(The feed cuts out.)
Timothy James
Oh did you like that last night uglies and ugliers?!
Jordan Lee
HAHAHA just like this can, we came back LIKE A BANG!
Timothy James
You see we had to take a break for a little while and really sit down and think about our future plans!
Jordan Lee
Were we always destined to just be midcarders or were we destined to be the best damn tag team Action Wrestling has ever seen!?
Timothy James
So we came home after we lost yet again to those homos Felix Stapler and Reece Shaws, and brothers let me tell you something, it stings to lose, but it stings even more to lose to some homos who watch RENT all night, scratch the lotterys and smoke funny cigarettes.
Jordan Lee
So we demanded better shots, better matches and we were told no. So we went home on a break, we said it was medical leave, hahahah, yeah medical leave.
(The two of them do the universal sign for smoking pot.)
Timothy James
We thought long and hard what is we doing wrong, baby? We live in this shitty apartment still, we drive that ol El Camino still, we love Bud Lights, checkin' the hotters, and grappling inside the ring..
Jordan Lee
What could we possibly be doing wrong?!
Timothy James
Then it hit us..
Jordan Lee
Hit us like a couple bricks that them Lakers be throwin' up.
Timothy James
It wasn't us and our wrestling, it was us bending over backwards for those stupid fans and trying to make our opponents look good!
Jordan Lee
How many times we say nice things about our opponents? How many times we show respect? How many times we do whatever the bosses tell us?
Timothy James
Too many to count JayLee, too damn many to count!
Jordan Lee
Thats just it, so we stopped that shit and we decided to pay Action Wrestling a little visit last night at Revolution! You want to start year 2 of AW, then you're going to need the two sweetest, flyest, stiffest, looking mofo's in the North America baybaybayyyyy, and so thats what we did!
Timothy James
Your head hurtin' Haj? You got some oil for that android face of yours Petrov?!
Jordan Lee
Hows your bronco buckin', Blazey boy?! Zombie McFaggen, you all good in the hood?
Timothy James
You're officially on notice, all of you. This tag team division isn't safe with us in it boys and gals.
Jordan Lee
We're not in the division with you.. You're in the division with us!
Timothy James
So we got Hajeet and Petrov this week on Clash for our first match back and I can't wait!
Jordan Lee
We've been best friends since five years old, thats over twenty years ago. You illegal aliens haven't been friends for maybe 2 years and half the time none of us understand what you're even saying or doing!
Timothy James
Just show up on Clash and let us do what we usually do.
Jordan Lee
That's seek and destroy. Heat seeker, baby, this lasers locked for you, Haj.
Timothy James
When I'm done with you Petrov, you're gonna blow up bigger than Samsung, son.
Jordan Lee
Royal Family, Friendships, Shadowlove and his wife, and whoever else is in this Tag Team Division just remember who you're messing with..
Timothy James
We're enhanced talent, papi's, we're killers in bro tanks. Come find us.
(The feed cuts out.)